Let's get one thing straight: Jeremy Clarkson is NOT a genius.

hammond : *fucking dies in a car accident* may : "bonjour monsieur"

Jeremy, A Brit Man who is a Genius, Soon to be a Comedian Genius One thing Jeremy likes his genius 1, Making a Self Driving with a Romanian Man 2, Using a Thai & Bulgarian man and women as a Massage and Voice Control System 3, Eating His Chocolate 4, Shouting His Maserati Biturbo 5, Using Richard Hammond as a Parking Sensor 6, Saying to a Black Jordanian man, "Say hello to my little friend" after shooting him into a cliff 7, He likes to say "power!!" everytime he is driving a boat and a car 8, Using Apple Car Play in his Volkswagen Golf GTI 9, He says "shoo in Welsh" 10, Using a Black "Labradog" 11, Calling James May as a Bell End [it doesn't refer to Bell System (AT&T)] Jeremy "Mr Genius" Clarkson is the best of the British (As The British people will say) "My Genius is always frightening" - Jeremy Clarkson

11:01 -- Me when I wake up in the morning

James fanning his todger got me absolutely pissing myself laughing

His genius's almost frightining.

"On that terrible disappointment" Not quite as good as "On that bombshell"

Oh no the british have rediscovered how usefull slavery is

what show was that popular they could do that sort stuff, the where TV gods,

As a French, I can’t even be mad, this is just too hilarious.

3:58 true heroes.

When they are gone we will then realise how wise they were and how privileged we were to be alive to witness them in all their glory.

The way jeremy fell from the water hose is the funniest shit I've seen. I even have dreams of it.

James, JAMES! he is now sitting on a thai woman -Richard Hammond Jeremy, JEREMY! James has electrocuted himself -Also richard hammond

21:05 🤣

2:40 i havent laughed at something like this in forever

4:44 when he said “this is the man who drives… a Maserati” I was honestly disappointed it wasn’t “… a Jaaaaaaaaaggg”

The log smashing the window on Jezza's car is priceless and the laugher after seen the window made my day 😅😅😅😅

this is totally what we, the french, do when we go to the boulangerie

“Jeremy made someone his $lave again…”

Oulala

The day up in jezza was clean though 7:53 😂

Still waiting for ‘The Speed of Birds’

5:39 Say hello to my little friend

00:49 🌭💥

27:22

The 'sex sex sex' happened to me too!

Watching Jeremey just take a dirt nap @11:21 and the stunt diver @11:47 was hilarious! I must of played it about 10 times 😆

8:45 seeing May’s lifeless body just fling around everywhere always cracks me up followed by Hammond saying it probably didn’t hurt much 🤣

vape bong

And with that back to the tent

The pranks, the comments, the tampering of cars, and the cussing will never destroy their friendship.

Jeremy ‘do you want to see my penis’ Dude ‘ermm well not right now’ Love it 😂

MY TAXESSS!!!!!

5:27 💀

What a coincidence, I found the Planes Trains and Automobiles series on Pluto. There’s around 8-10 episodes of this stuff. It’s increasingly hard to find the specials on Prime or Motortrend…

22:53 when he said “I wasn’t that interested” 😂

6:20 which episode was this from?

6:49 Don't be a moron

Just before a school presentation 5:24

0:03 MrBean moment😭

I see what you did here, you put black screen at the end for few seconds, just so the video is 9:11 long.

7,3L of American power. Beaten by a 1L. Ouch.

27:15 28:40 same guy lol look at his rings

28:19

you're nicked sunshine

32:41 this duck is searched by de Interpol. Please contact your local police station if you see it.

I just watched a video on “ new top gears biggest laughs” and didn’t laugh the whole way through this one 10 seconds in and it’s already funny

"I solved the problem... second corner"

"James! James! He's sitting on a Thai woman now!"