Before the video started I immediately thought of Skyrim based on the title😂

I love when Fallout games are like, "fuck you, go to the loading screen, you dipshit."

Cause of death: tetanus.

Vehicles are the Commonwealth's silent killers.

Bethesda logic: if it moves a millimeter, it must have been thrown by a deathclaw, therefore death. Or how about reusing dragon logic when you kill a vertibird in survival mode. The game literally tries to crash it on your head 🤦‍♂️

Dang mimics

Never go near cars and trucks!

Truck: I guarantee that you're gonna die if you touch me and there is no afterlife, everything just goes black

"I thwamed my penith in the car door"

Stroke from the HUD color suddenly and violently contrasting the truck.

I was already cringing when you ran straight towards the car. I avoid them more than I avoid any enemy.

Alternate title: man cuts himself on rusted car, dies of Tetanus.

this is why i always shoot every car i see in my travels. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. can't be killed by a car if you kill them first, right?

This is the whole reason I avoid the cars, sometimes I'll jump on top of them but that's the extent of it

Knocked the wind outta him

the jab claims another victim

To be fair. He was running in full sprint into an solid metal truck.. I mean irl it would hurt atleast.. Funny af tho and a glitch.

You stub your toe against that car

A good hunt! That new grappling to hammer attack makes hitting the head a lot easier it seems.

This is why I keep my distance from cars.

60 + fps moment🤖

This glitch is so annoying, i had to avoid cars at all costs in my survival run

Imagine you’re pretty far into hardcore mode and then this happens.

пердечный сриступ

Not owning a car. *Emotional damage*

Fallout 4 player: Exists. The car: So you have chosen death.

I know exactly whare you are that car can start flipping around the place...

sometmes the game thinks it was a collision with the object the truck killed you, you came at it at the pinpoint perfect angle, at the pinpoint perfect speed for it to register as it falling on you or something.

Your life ends in the wasteland...

nerve gas.

took the vaccine

gets shot 900 hundred times: we chillen 😎 gets crushed by giant fire hydrant wielding mutant: we chillen 😎 falls off of 10000 foot building: we chillen 😎 brushes past a slightly rusted car: ███████████████████████████ ███████▀▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀███████ ████▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀████ ███│░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░│███ ██▌│░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░│▐██ ██░└┐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░┌┘░██ ██░░└┐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░┌┘░░██ ██░░┌┘▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄└┐░░██ ██▌░│██████▌░░░▐██████│░▐██ ███░│▐███▀▀░░▄░░▀▀███▌│░███ ██▀─┘░░░░░░░▐█▌░░░░░░░└─▀██ ██▄░░░▄▄▄▓░░▀█▀░░▓▄▄▄░░░▄██ ████▄─┘██▌░░░░░░░▐██└─▄████ █████░░▐█─┬┬┬┬┬┬┬─█▌░░█████ ████▌░░░▀┬┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┬▀░░░▐████ █████▄░░░└┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┘░░░▄█████ ███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▄███████ ██████████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██████████ ███████████████████████████

Tetanus speedrun

i've played too many todd howard games and im starting to admire the concept of "it just works" than it works perfectly smooth

Rookie mistake

This happened to me when I first played the game, I slid down the side of a car and died

stubbed your toe

Normally this is supposed to be rare, but in one play session I had a vehicle kill me when I brushed up against it, and the next one actually sunk partially into the ground, launched upward, and tried to crush me like a big hand. It worked.

WHY DO THIS OBJECTS KEEP MOVING?

and this is one of many reasons we cant have driveable vehicles in fallout 4

diabetis kiks in

its the car theyre broken its because deathclaws can throw cars, so they added car damage into the physics engine kinda like cabbage carts in skyrim

Comedy lmao

It was 42. You just didn’t see it

"You have died. You shall never know the whereabouts of your long lost son..."

the dumbest way to get runover by a car

Man you dont play with lead paint

your hud color actually makes me want to die ngl

A deathclaw moved one of those cars that would spawn a little bit above the ground and that pre war machine flipped over violently and crushed me to death, I was so confused when it happened.

A Chameleon Deathclaw Disguised as a car............. Interesting.