Him: Human,you puzzle me do you not know who i am? Me:(my dumb self ) oh a fish!wait no you're a whale Him: 👁️👄👁️

him: "you have my utmost permission to slap him" Me: ``Really``? 😃😃

The fact he's so worried 😭

I flicked my tongue like 30 times listening to this 😂

Damn, I wanted to see a fight, I brought my flammenwerfer for nothing

All these fancy words are hurting my brain 😔

We got to kitten(good kitten💖😊) to puppy(good puppy☺️💖) I’m not hating or being mean I actually LIKE IT🤭🤭🤭🥹🥹🥹

Your possessive master comes home to find that you have lost your collar. Now others have no way to know you are his. Whatever will you do about it...

Bro.. The "yassss" 😂😂

I kinda jumped at the beginning 👿👹"ELLO LOVE!!!"👺😈 Like 👁️👄👁️ Love ya besties 💕🤩

After a long and happy relationship, you suddenly realise there is more to your boyfriend than you could have ever imagined. But it is not a matter of him lying to you, it is far more complex than that.😢😅😢

You are a bright girl in a dull village. Your mind is too big for such a small place. Your interests take you outside your home and venture into the world of books. But your father has shared a very interesting story with you, one that may change your life forever.

....DAMN YOU CASSANDRA!?!?! NOT AGAIN!!

I love your accent omg😻😻

I’m I the only one that didn’t understand a thing when he spoke Italian (if that was the language) I just sat here and thought to my self: what the hell did he just say😅 I just sat her and smiled with my family around me😅

Is anyone else expecting the real song being played but kinda disappointed that it wasn’t but only bits in pieces while your brain is playing the real song in your head?😅😂

It was so funny in the end The Beatles came back from revenge it wanted to kill them the way he screams Indiana it's true The Beatles did sound like a helicopter?! The way he said baby in a deep voice was so I don't know how to explain it that is so weird what kind of nice at the same time like a wanted to happen but at the same time I didn't, like what were we going to bed I wonder what he meant "can you handle Daddy"?! Like what do you mean about that 😏🔥🤣🤣🚁🚁🤭😳🥴

I’m back again 😌

'the previous sugar baby disappeared' Yeah probably because you kidnapped them too, you fucking psycho! Let me out!

'Any two things I want? First, a hug. Second, stop being weird about your bathroom use, for the love of god.'

Me being dpressed:🫤😢😢😓😓😭😭😭 me now sicne this video cured my:🥰😘😍🥰🥰🥰🥰 dpression

Did...did you just make a "Fast and the Furious" reference?!

STOPPPPPP I WAS LITERALLY DYING WHEN I HEARD THE ITs A mE MarIO 💀

“I already took the liberty of packing for you” And with that im checking the bag

Nobody: Not even a soul: Green: YASSS!!!

HIM-"Lets see if the Princess has any lingerie" Opens Closet HIM- "OH SHI-" BONK

😂man was both horrified and so READY to help dispose. He wasn’t about to sabotage the life he built I guess.

bro why is nobody hating? grown ass man doing this 💀💀🙏

8:13 fuck 🥵🥵🥵

Yes I understand 🇫🇷.

Its not weird unless its forced😊

Which one i have for i was like oop he clocked ur tea 😂

The ringtone killed me😂😂😂

Bro you’re just Daddy 2.0 not the OG

*Goes and lays down on his bed* Meow(Mine)

I think I now have trust issues because of my owner!! 😾

My ears feel so tickly after listening to this. 🤭

4:35 I skipped too far broo this scared meeee😂😂😂

AUDIOS LUKE THIS ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL SO SPECIAL 😭❤️

when it got to the kisses part, i was blushing like crazy. 😳

I'm shivering but I'm a good way. Is that normal 😍

"baby, is that you?" without thinking, i jogged and bumped into my daddy broad chest, then hid behind his big back.

Another ASMR to fall in love with ❤

breaking bones, it gives me chills in my body😢❤

You mean x baby right

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Cameron: *Tied up* I’m no princess Bowser but someone will rescue me!

💚💚💚💚💚

what is this? Knight and Day? Good movie though.

I was caught off gaurd and blurted out an age the was ... 7