hold on 18 is fine. its a co-op game

there is no way in hell this wasnt made by some rando just trolling.

also i want to follow up. I have dmed before. Basically when you dm its better to think of yourself as a role instead of a person. You're a fixture to drive the story with narration and computation so that the players can have an organic experience. You're not really there to have fun. You're there to do a job. Your job exists because computers didn't exist when the genre was created, and computers STILL can't measure up to the human imagination. Don't get me wrong, getting players who are just there to smoke/drink/do whatever the fuck and orbit some hamplanet can be annoying if you just want to do your job, because they aren't really there to play the game by playing the game. Either learn to enjoy watching stupid people be stupid or bring a movie. As far as getting your stuff ruined, this is why you don't bring collector's items to the session. Owning a printer helps.

Mountain of merch

..why do I have a feeling that literally every single person involved in that group, DM included, must be a horrible person, both in and out of game?

Now we know Pippa's true origin

The Ripkin Rippa strikes again

My favorite rule here was the one where he mentioned he'll be using exhaustion since in his own words you can just straight up throw hands with him if you don't like it. I just picture 2 idiots fighting in a suburban parking lot lol.

Sheesh

the bbeg is not Greg the dark lord, but rather the dm.

Man literally made the Dark Souls of DND for his players irl

I wander what this guy charges by the hour, because someone who writes a list like this definitely thinks they deserve to be paid the be a DM.

No Goblin Prostitute random encounters?! Pack your dice boys, we're going home.

If you need this many rules to regulate your group's behaviour, then your group is probably toxic enough that they don't respect you as a person, and you shouldn't be friends with them.

On one hand, some of these are reasonable. On the other hand, I think the person just needs to take a level in monk and go obtain some peace. This just reads like "I don't enjoy this game or like the people I play it with yet refuse to stop".

This is a funny mix of actual raw, good qol homebrew, and the most unhinged petty shit imaginable 10/10

pibba should play skyrim idk if she has already but skrim is the best gaem evre best game pibba play PIBBA PLAY SKWIM NOAW NOW UUU

I don't know what would compel a DM to write out all these rules instead of just finding another group. I had a party once who insisted on bringing every session to a grinding halt (no pun intended) so they could ERP with each other and try to get me to referee their group sex. I think I made it two sessions in before I brutally wiped them and recruited an entirely new party to DM for.

Well spoken Pippa, those damned players think that THEY can have a word in the basis for my fantasy LitRPG??? I THINK NOT! they better fit in my limited scope story AND like it!

I think pippa enjoyed reading this one too much lmao

i just KNOW this dm is a guy who makes npcs just so he can sexually harass every female player and hide behind "it's realistic to the story"

Number 15, the burger king burger foot lettuce...

This was one of Pippa's funnest streams. She was so taken by the cuteness of the creatures. It's one of the few streams where it seems she was enjoying the game all the way through.

holy shit it's Gary Gygax, he has returned

he’s just asking for murder hobos with their backup murder hobos carrying pocket murder hobos.

AI Pippa content let's goooooooo

Holy crap thank you for immortalizing this!!! OP deleted this post and his reddit account because a lot of commenters noticed that the players were just as bad or worse than the DM. He thought everyone would take his side lol. Thank you for your service Pippa.

As someone who's dealt with a LOT of this stuff as a DM, this dude needs another group, a drink, or to join in on the bong breaks.

This was amazing to fall asleep to! Thanks pippa! 🤗 (Lost my mind when i saw this on X)

Because being a DM is all about making your players cry those delicious tears, and making sure they know it was their own fault

I feel bad for the dude, being DM is pretty hard and it seems he's dealing with obnoxious mfs

Does Pippa DM/GM? When you take a moment to listen to all of the rules and think about it, you kind of get a feeling for all the things the GM implemented and why. It doesnt feel like the GM is being a jerk, just that people kinda took advantage and did things like that to an extent that it broke their games in the past. Since they invested so much time in the games to have them broken and at this point it sounds like they are a forever DM kinda makes me sympathetic to a fair number of rules. Also it doesn't help that 5e provides players with alot of options to challenge the player, but not nearly as many for a GM to challenge players, and when the GM makes something up or Fiat's it many players cry foul and call you a bad GM just because an enemy can do something that the players can't or that isn't written in a book they have access to and have read... alot of times to meta game it.

Some times a DM has to crack a whip.

As a forever GM, i can feel the pain in these rules lol

Sounds like somebody takes their hobby way too seriously and has only played with players that got introduced at 5e. My DM's only 2 rules are: 1 don't be an ABSOLUTE asshat, and 2 this is fantasyland time; leave irl shit at the door. Not once in nearly 30 years has he flipped out at anybody over something they did in game/during a session. You need to sort yourself out if you're getting this angry over make-believe playtime.

"Why did they kick me from the group im clearly a genius and a great dm?"

What is this anti vertical video

the mispronunciation is killing me at 2:42:00

Welp, at least he shows you what a discord mod he is BEFOREHAND so you know what you're getting into 😆

This is a real dm that has seen some shit :) I can relate

Getting some real "Who hurt you?" vibes from this.

This is how a decent person ends up after dealing with redditors.

If true then this person should be issued a restraining order... for approaching the dice.

Hes in the right. Those rules being added after a hiatus instead of at the start of the game are nothing more than a reflection of the kind of players he's had to deal with.

I think this guy wants to go home

One comment for Pippa's algorithm. 🤝🏾