"That's the toilet paper water." NEW SENTENCE ALERT

Is that dr disrespect???

So slightly worse than cat food sausage. I don't know if it's a joke, but I genuinely wonder if cat food is actually pretty good...

What is this, amateur hour?! Wad the tp, wet it, freeze it, and grind it up like that.

Make cucumber sausage

Reminds me of the Bottom joke. Where is the bog roll(toilet paper roll)? -You ate it. Did i? Why? -You said it would save time in the morning

Maybe if you had slow cooked it on a grill or smoker like it was a piece of brisket.

Toilet paper became a delicacy in 2020

Did you know that during the time of famine, bakers would mix sawdust into the bread dough do what you will the information

what about lobster boiled in maple syrup and then deep fried in olive oil

At least it wasn’t pre-used

What the Will it Blow lacked in spread, made up for in finesse. Also resembled a turd, which was very on brand for this episode

We got toilet paper sausage before cherry sausage 😭

My worst behaved dog would love this one

Nile red found a way to turn toilet paper into vodka. Perhaps he could turn toilet paper into a veggie dig ir something lol

0:09 "What could possibly be the best outcome?" It's a sausage that cleans you as it leaves you. What more could you ask for? One of these bad boys at the end of every meal and you're set for life! Think of all the time you'll save from you old post bathroom rituals.

Will It Blow is foreshadowing, pal.

Huh no powered butter? Wonder where it all went.

If you soaked it first maybe it will be easier to grind 🤔

1:05 nonononononono

What are we doing at this point xD

depression sausage

We didn't even ask him to do this he made this thing out of his own volition were just observers here

Mr. Sausage, i would like you to re-rate this video's will it blow. That is OBVIOUSLY not a 4 and you know it. The front 2/3s of the sausage lazily plopped out, while a little meatball got lobbed forward. Im sueing for mental anguish.

My brother in Christ, nothing should go in the microwave for an hour

Can you do a whole Thanksgiving dinner sausage

Lol exit mouth

Cement sausage, copper wiring sausage

I think butter powder could've really saved this sausage

"Bro, come on." -Me, immediately before I clicked on this video

we went from normal sausage to this one

Is this the fortelling of the poop sausage?

This sausage is equivalent to eating it with its casing still on

do a car parts sausage next 🔥🔥🔥

The sausage made after a few months in a siege.

Mrs. Sausage is perhaps my favorite internet personality. No offense, Mr. Sausage.

Try it in a queso 😏😏😏

Wouldve been better with butter powder

but *why*.....

You know the thing William Osman did with sawdust in the rice krispies? You should do that with toilet paper

Time to sharpen that knife bro🐸🍺🔪🔥

I've been hesitant to do a toilet paper sausage" - I mean, for good reason. I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm already traumatized. Ugh. I shall soldier through.

Wait, why does this exist?

u shuv toyletpaper up ur butt?

PVC pipe sossig plz

Now we are cooking!

This is one of those funny weird destined to fail ones that should be tempered with obligatory pork

You should redo the Big Mac sausage once you reach 1 million.

The line must be drawn here

When I worked at McDonald’s, we’d make “French toast” by slicing up the brioche buns and tossing them in the deep fryer.