Exact same way. I don’t think I’d like another job and and I’m going stop paying my bills. 🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤭🤭l

I don’t get it, what is Homer talking about?

“I almost punched you.” “No you didn’t.” Lol

Fenriz from Darkthrone reminded me of this so here i am

People are so quick to judge people who have addiction when they do not even know what they are going through or been through

When my cat looks at me like I'm his slave:

George Jones looks like Jim Carrey

It's gay man hold man hand

I remember doing the grand ole opry tour..and they told us about the time he drove his lawn mower down the road and got nabbed. alcoholism is not funny. mind you i was 12 with my parents.

"It's funny because it's true" - Homer Simpson

Normal Wednesday in Alabama, whats the fuss about.

There will never be another George jones… but how he made it past all this without getting criticized (unless I missed it) by the press….

No HEAT-SHARKY’S MACHINE - MALONE -HUSTLE or STICK

Why does he care Toiken’s relationship so much ?

I wonder if Archer ever saw All Dogs Go To Heaven? And 2:18 Ah, yes. The surefire way to kill any hero boner! 😂

i tend to be a good judge of character intuitively and i feel like this man meant well in life. he has a vibe of a nice person somehow.

Doesn’t get much better than Waylon and George. Glad ole Waylon was looking out for his friend and then a couple of years later Waylon cleaned himself up.

"well obsoived"

I have used that phrase so many times in my life.

W E E D E A T E R

I laughed out loud because your picture is the the same on the video tap, 🤣

It's true, but you shouldn't say it

Jim Carey could play play him flawlessly

Drugs are as American as apple pie. Just have to know your limits and quit when your ahead.

Its funny cause its true 😂😂😂😂

Poor George looks so defeated sitting in the back of the cop car. I like so many fans am glad he straightened up. RIP George.

Homer is funny because he's right.

At 1:15 , when Archer reads off a good portion of Burt’s filmography, though.

Mr Merle Haggard WAS THE BEST & ALWAYS WILL BE. His 4 SONS ARE DOING GOOD. THEY HAVE GOTTEN BETTER SINGING HIS SONGS. WE WATCH MR MERLE NOEL LEE & BEN EVERY NIGHT. SOMETIMES MARTY & SCOTT. THE HAGGARD 5 ROCK COUNTRY MUSIC

Yeah, when Wayland Jennings tells you to straighten up and fly right, you can take that to the bank.

So Sheldon didn’t invent the joke. Lol

If waylon jennings says you gotta straighten up you have a serious problem

Why don't warner discovery employees and/or customers need sex? Because David Zaslav screws everybody over every day!

This is the KZfaq channel TheJuiceMedia and their honest government ads

Stable video 👍

Me watching Bill Mahr.

He looked bad here

Shame that McCluskey trilogy never happened...

Me when someone is stating the truth.

If I ever win the lottery…

I watch George jones stories and interviews because I’m going through the same struggle. Just as bad if not worse. Miss him dearly

George Jones The Greatest

Is this the show about how white and black guys drive different that Homer is listening to?

This is what tori spring says all through the solitaire book

The head shake lol

classic simpsons is best simspsons

Homer: "It's funny 'cause it's true" Me: "With the the current seasons of the simpsons That Family Guy writing style has brought out the worst in the writers. i'm not suprised it it."

HOW PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE ADMINISTERED 1st choice: comfortable life (human contacts, fun, relationships, easy work) 2nd choice: remedy the one made by the first choice (all the opposite of the life of the first) 3rd choice, etc.: no personality suitable to survive, probable life as a tramp (in the middle of the street), absolutely no human contact, fun, future, precious things, relationships. With the personality they give you to do all these things it will be too complicated. Probable acts of violence or discrimination, no work or if there is very hard. High probability of suicide. Procedure: there comes a time when suddenly Christ and Satan show up in front of the mirror and by deception force to choose one of the two. By choosing the first, the following things happen: Christ, the Virgin Mary and in case some saints show up and in case you are playing or having fun in any way they force you to work and toil helping someone always with their voice and their words inside your head. Their procedure consists of this: prevent you from having fun, drinking, masturbating, etc. and getting sledding like a mule. Being as they say second choice, you should only work from morning to night and nothing else. Anything else is not good for them. At first Christ pretends to be God and shows you how he pretends to give you gifts by putting for a moment a kind of white glow at the height of the navel and telling you that they give a "gift" to everyone and no more than one but in reality, they are all lies that as you go on, they come out on their own. They try to frame you with vague promises, rewards and various scum once in what they call "paradise", but once they verify that the element in question doesn't take the bait (because he’s not a moron!) they begin to reveal their infamous procedures that they have implemented to try to ruin his life. As a second choice you are given a very antisocial, extreme and stray personality so that you cannot have any kind of contact with other people (friendships, relationships) because you see everyone else as if they came from another planet and there is no kind of compatibility. In addition to this your physique is damaged with the following things and for the following reasons: first you will have few or no muscles at all as having been damaged at birth you will be sick and you will have a disposition to make revenge and war against everyone; per second you will have some knee problems that will prevent you from practicing any type of sport in a serious way and third you will have some kind of defect or imperfection in intimate parts such as various spots, in, strange shapes, etc. so as to prevent you from having any kind of relationship. The second choice should according to their infamous system try to remedy the wrong things that someone who died 40 years ago or more has combined. In paradise a kind of personal "circle" is created where there are the spirits of all the people who have had some kind of importance in your life: family members, sports idols, musicians, actors or characters compatible with your personality or with the life you have to make. All these characters are obliged to show up and say certain phrases with the purpose of deceiving and doing things that the person in question would not do in itself. They also take advantage of the relationship of admiration you had for them when they were alive to get you to have a conversation, but it's all a lie, the real purpose is to analyze your way of thinking and acting and your personality to see if you can overcome certain obstacles, cheating and lies that will try to get you on the road. Of all the characters you see the Virgin Mary is the most annoying of all. She talks all the time saying a lot of lies to see if someone is so stupid to believe in it (like their altar boys) and she always and constantly repeats the same things until nausea (procedure). She cries all the time and says she's the most beautiful woman in the world. Their way of speaking is to repeat in your head their phrases that irritate and provoke and annoy you to the point of nausea as the angriest you are, the more your nerves jump and the more vulnerable you are to them because you could lose control of your actions and do what they want. They never believe in threats to make them stop until they are put into practice. At the beginning of the journey if you rebel against their infamous system, they can resort to making the devil appear. Not having chosen him appears much poorer than he appears to his followers. He can appear in many different forms but usually appears with red eyes and the stick it uses to subdue its followers. Among the things he does to you we find: images of spiders quite credible in the head, temptations of various kinds very treacherous. At first it makes you think he wants to take you into his group by always making you trawls to try to frame yourself (for example women you might have, things that might happen to you, etc.) and then tries to bother you at night by showing you his red eyes, goat legs, strange faces and telling you to come to his group. To try to submit use a kind of feeling of great warmth at the height of the navel that is transmitted throughout the body and that almost gives the feeling of fainting. It is overcome by always being in the company of someone, as it must be stealthy and cannot leave traces. During submission attempts, every thought, everything read and seen, and every memory will be used as a weapon against you. On some occasions it may go so far as to tell you to give him your soul, that is, to perform the following ritual: to write explicitly your intention on a sheet of paper, to bring blood out of your body and sign with it. As a final act burn the sheet (which is absolutely to be avoided as then you do not go back). Their followers to get any kind of role in hell must sacrifice everything they have in life and kill someone, better if someone they care about or some complete stranger and as a final gesture themselves. Demons cannot bring anything out and it must be the adept who performs certain rituals to learn new things and improve level, but at each of these acts their lives are ruined more and more. Hell consists of 9 levels. The souls of people who commit suicide are struck by the eyes little by little until they get their eyes ripped, a process that lasts years and they have to turn 15 turns before they can be saved.

He never mentioned my favourite Burt Reynolds movie... Pups.

Hey, why did it randomly zoom out at the end?