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@VOID_CRYPTYC 2 сағат бұрын

In the beginning, there was Cheese. Not just any cheese, but the primordial Cheese from which all existence sprang forth. It was creamy and divine, filling the void with its richness and potential. From this Cheese, the universe unfolded, galaxies swirling like curds in the cosmic soup. In this Cheese-centric belief system, everything in existence owes its origin to Cheese. Stars, planets, and all life forms emerged from the fermenting depths of the Cheese. The diversity of cheeses reflects the diversity of creation itself - sharp cheddars, delicate bries, and pungent blues each representing different aspects of existence and the divine. As life developed, Cheese played a central role in shaping civilizations. Ancient cultures revered Cheese as a gift from the divine, offering it in sacred rituals and celebrations. The cycle of life was believed to be intertwined with the cycle of Cheese: birth, maturation, consumption, and ultimately, decomposition back into the essence of Cheese. Cheese became a symbol of abundance, nourishment, and interconnectedness. It brought communities together in feasts and celebrations, strengthening bonds and honoring the divine essence within all beings. Stories and myths were woven around the mysteries of Cheese, explaining the mysteries of creation and the cosmos. As time passed, Cheese continued to influence human cultures and philosophies. Its flavors and textures inspired art, literature, and even technology. The pursuit of perfecting Cheese-making became a noble endeavor, seeking to unlock the secrets of creation and preservation. In the cosmology of Cheese, the end of all things is also tied to Cheese. Just as life begins with Cheese, so too does it end in Cheese. When the universe reaches its ultimate maturity, it is said to return to the Great Cheese, where all things merge and dissolve into the eternal fondue of existence. Adherents of this Cheese-centric religion find spiritual fulfillment in honoring Cheese through gratitude, mindfulness, and responsible stewardship of natural resources. They celebrate life’s milestones with Cheese, recognizing its role as a conduit of the divine essence within and without. In essence, the religion of Cheese teaches that the universe is a profound and interconnected tapestry, woven from the threads of curd and whey. It invites believers to contemplate the mysteries of existence while savoring the divine essence that binds all things - the Cheese that is the beginning and the end of everything. The 🧀 will ALWAYS first, no matter the consumable, cheese will rise above it, even if you consumable taste better, cheese will still be number one, if you really don't like cheese, or think it is the best consumable in the ENTIRE world, I don't know if I'm speaking to a real human being, homo sapien, evolved fish, whatever we are, cause cheese was the first, you think the big bang happened? Wrong, the big cheese happened, the creation of cheese, then came the big bang. You look up into the sky, what do you see? Space? Wrong. Cheese. Ranking a carrot to the cheese is.. is... I don't even know... it is formidable, it is.. unforgiving, like one of the seven deadly sins but 1000x times worse. I can't think of even one thing better than cheese, not even myself. The cheese is just too good. When I first glanced at the cheese I just... I cried.. Maybe I was sent? Sent by the cheese gods? To preach of cheese? Maybe I'm just a normal human being, possibly. I can't even think of anything besides cheese sometimes, like it's... eating my alive. Consuming me more than I consume it. No.. I'm just speaking nonsense now.. I will prove my worth to cheese. So I hope you learned a lesson, mortal. Cheese is the one in control, not you. Not a small, puny, litte mortal. Cheese will rise to war with all other consumables, and I'll stand with it. Because cheese made me, made all of us.. Yet you don't believe it? You'll see eventually, you'll open your eyes to freedom and a world of cheese, that is if you do open your eyes. I fear for you.

@user-hp6rd9ie1b 3 сағат бұрын

I buy to your merch

@JosenJose-er9cy 4 сағат бұрын

Alguien que able español ? Xd

@oxanasol393 4 сағат бұрын

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