Huh wtf 😳 sus

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21. Stalactite. You poop, and the poop comes out in a solid mass, you wiggle your butt, but the poop doesn’t want to come off and hangs for several seconds before falling into the toilet. 22. Surprise. You think you can hold it in quite well, but... what's going on? The turd has already come out of your ass and is in your panties! 23. A nightmare for the repair service. This turd is of such incredible size that the question arises: I wonder how it will manage to get into the sewer after you press the button. 24. Titanic. This is the type of turd that, no matter how hard you try to sink it, will still remain afloat. 25. Rainbow. This turd comes in six or seven different colors. 26. Long-awaited victory. You spend an hour or even two hours trying to squeeze out this turd, and when it ends up in the toilet, you feel like a great commander. 27. Diet. So much poop comes out of your butt that you lose three kilos of excess weight. 28. Ritual. A strong habit is developed: you won’t fall asleep if you don’t poop at 10:30 p.m. 29. Growling. You poop, but it's unlikely that the poop will come out of you until you start growling. 30. Annoying guest. This poop remains on the walls of the toilet, and the water does not manage to flush it away. You have to push it with a small piece of paper. 31. Identity unknown. This type of poop appears mysteriously in the toilet, and you can't remember whether you pooped today or not. 32. Suicide. This turd is trying to disappear down the drain before you press the button. 33. Music. You think that only gases came out of your ass, but very late you realize that, accompanied by a musical tirade, a poop came out of your ass. 34. So what now? This turd makes us angry, swear and show miracles of intelligence. You poop and discover there is no paper in the toilet. You have to use a newspaper or magazine, a tie or a sock, and even a cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper, painstakingly peeling it off layer by layer, crumpling and straightening this surrogate several times to get at least something resembling toilet paper in its softness. 35. Leaning Tower of Pisa. This is a hard, long turd that, when dropped into the toilet, takes the shape of a tower and is held in that position until you press the button. 36. A cruel joke. You sit on the toilet for half an hour, or maybe an hour, it seems to you that the turd that came out of your ass is very big, but, having finished the job, you discover something small, inconspicuous, the size of a pea, and you involuntarily wonder - was it worth it? 37. Bad aim. This is the case when for some reason the poop is lying on the floor next to the toilet or somewhere else, but not in the toilet. 38. How wonderful this is! This turd, falling into the toilet, takes on funny, sometimes very intricate shapes. Seeing this, you are surprised by the diversity and unpredictability of the world around you and go in search of an easel with paints or a camera to capture an unprecedented miracle for history. 39. Academy Award. This poop always puts you in an awkward position. She appears unexpectedly, in the most crowded places, and many hundreds of spectators with cameras and video cameras can witness her appearance. 40. Ceremonial fireworks. You start to poop, and the poop, coming out of your ass, acquires a very high speed and at the same time scatters into many small particles, which are smeared on the toilet and in general throughout the toilet, as well as on your panties, pants or skirt. Very often this phenomenon is accompanied by the release of gases with a loud sound, similar to a lightning strike.