A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he's got 24 hours to life the goes home and 24 hours the guy calls the doctor back and says I thought you said I had 24 hours to live the says I thought I was talking to another person
@altheeathoone4 күн бұрын
Ron White is about as funny as an empty care package. His drink and cigar are props he uses because he has no personality. If you idolize this loser or even if you think he's funny, you need to get some help to stop drinking alcohol.
@EdWeibe8 күн бұрын
can you imagine these guys together in a waffle house?
@sweetjones850917 күн бұрын
Back when he was in it now he just sits on his ass complaining. Making us look bad
@GHOSTFACE666codmobile2 ай бұрын
7:02 is my favorite ron white joke 😅😅😅😅😅 I'm laughing my fucking ass off.
@musicman89422 ай бұрын
still laughing all these years later
@pejmankooklanfar26743 ай бұрын
Next 🕙 U be my Rooftop 👷
@mrcapitalist22854 ай бұрын
A girl was on a beach with no arms and no legs , so this guy comes along and sits down beside her , the girl says I've never been caressed before so the guy caresses her body all over , then she says I've never been kissed before , so the guy kisses her for awhile , then the the girl says I've never been F@@ked before , so the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean and he says there , now your f@@ked !!
@blackcat37854 ай бұрын
miss them all together,funny as hell without even trying🤣🤣🤣
@lbw98304 ай бұрын
SO true! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-fv8eh7tu8i4 ай бұрын
Very hilarious
@tanyamudd34765 ай бұрын
THANK YOU !!!!!!😊
@BarryHope-bj5um6 ай бұрын
I never get too tired of these guys!
@thetaker2523 ай бұрын
It's impossible to get tired of these guys! They are hilarious! Love them! 😀😄😆😂🤣
@user-tn9hg7zk4m6 ай бұрын
Bill's reactions are just the best.
@susanhowell68386 ай бұрын
Love them all takes a lot for someone to do what they do ❤live them love to them and their familys❤
@karenmusa30526 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
@elenaseverson18966 ай бұрын
These guys are classic!!
@jeniferortiz..77426 ай бұрын
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@BlackHeart374986 ай бұрын
If you bring boxed wine to a NASCAR race just to have a place to throw up after drinking during the whole race you might be a redneck
@T5R823DFGDFDHYITE7 ай бұрын
Anaheim CA
@JRSIM-17 ай бұрын
Very funny!
@loricharpentier16547 ай бұрын
Oh you guys!
@maryloutangye18318 ай бұрын
I love the Blue collars comedy they are a lot I wish they would come back on tv.
@jmw99048 ай бұрын
I can't believe this video was 15 years ago.
@donaldfredericksen18539 ай бұрын
These guys are great. Their individuality is what makes the show so much more entertaining than than just a single comedian. Love all 4
@NeNe-lf1cq9 ай бұрын
" That's easy for you to say Gary, you don't have to wake up in the morning.."
@alecsteele275910 ай бұрын
There was this priest and his kid. And his kids always getting into mischief at school. The priest says. I wish you could live a more pure life. So the kid comes home with a hole in his pants. The priest goes. What happened to your pants? Kid goes, my gym teacher made me holy. Priest says how? Kid says. He made the hole. 🤣🤣🤣
@user-fh1sv9bs4x10 ай бұрын
U might be a redneck if ur toenails r so long it looks like u could swoop down from t air and snatch a trout out of a lake
@jerseygirl281110 ай бұрын
Ron tells the parrot joke the best.
@gsbgsb951411 ай бұрын
George Lopez is so funny and all he talks about is so true and so funny 😂❤🎉
@phildevore454311 ай бұрын
Engvall laughs at his own jokes more than anyone else. 😂😂
@user-pz5vj4dq3t11 ай бұрын
Hahah came across these old video. I laugh lol hahah... Navtive american are like Latinos it so funny...
@Rose-oy3hj11 ай бұрын
So you kind-a hired a contractor? Now you think you’re kind-a boss. I still kick ya ass.
@Rose-oy3hj11 ай бұрын
I hate that damn chair. Como un Pendejo Jorge.
@user-lc8rd9rm5y11 ай бұрын
They keep telling Me she's dead but, I know she's not...
@jaredquaglieri3731 Жыл бұрын
Windows movie maker and Sweet Child of Mine, ladies and gentlemen I present to you the first ever KZfaq video
@blvdes Жыл бұрын
this is the most 2008 video ever
@pbsfundingaddict790 Жыл бұрын
Everything George said was right on point. Be careful which contractor you hire because not all of them get the job done right. Kudos to you, George.
@Westhelockpicker Жыл бұрын
Ron's got a nice buzz
@alecsteele2759 Жыл бұрын
So, this guy decides to take up boxing. And so, he goes to his first practice. He sees who his coach is. So he got back to his wife and she says "How was your boxing practice?" He said to his wife "It went interesting." His wife says "Well, what did you learn?" He says "What an ear tastes like fresh from the bone." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aaronojeda8788 Жыл бұрын
My mom is Mexican and she grew up in Chihuahua Mexico. I've been to the house she grew up in. My Grandfather added a bathroom to the house before I was born. And that moment brought me to this video.
@PrestonDowling-yb9ft Жыл бұрын
What I would like to see. Is the? Blue collar. Guys gabriel iglesias and jeff dunham all up on stage at the same time it would be a riot