Two Russians pass a large hole in the ground and notice two other men in the hole. They ask, "How many?" The other men answer: "Forty." They ask again: "Forty of what?". They answer: "How many of what?

Cows don't eat chickens.

Mutley laugh

only 1/3 scorched but more like 40 years

Nothing

This is what happens when you give white people too much money

This is the funniest bit you've guys have done. What makes it even funnier for me is when I played the video for my cousin and he told me his grandmother has a poop knife.

To get Pikachu on a bus you poke him on... but watch out-he might peck at you.

What does han solo smoke? Chewbacco

My wife calls it "man-makeup". I had not shaved it the whole time we had been together and she says I'm not allowed to again until shes gone lol. Congrats on the weight loss!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

You guys suck

The two things that hold water was good. Desserted streets was good!

Y’all kill me!!! More please 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dead!!!!!! Elon Musk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are the best!

That was the very first thing that came to my mind. But it was so quick that I dismissed it.

I saw a man selling hawks in a street stall. He was a street-hawker.

Vodka and Prune juice. A pile driver.

What do Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common. They both orbit Uranus in search of Kling Ons.

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I'm laughing so hard my diaphragm hurts

Little cooler is great

2018: try not to laugh 2022: try to laugh

My precious colon cough betrayed me one time at my girlfriend's house many years ago. We were eating dinner at her dining table and I was unusually gassy that evening. I decided to chance it by pushing to the limit, but the limit was breached. Let me describe as best as I can how the event took place: I had a nice sustained note going for a good few seconds until the opera singing brown chute threw up slightly. 😖💨💨💨💨😱💩💩 The wood on the dining chair provided the acoustics to my presentation. She. Heard. Everything. Her only reaction was snorting from laughter, red face, and a finger pointing to her shower.

German word for constipation…..Farfrompopping

People don’t understand my ADD……….Squirrel

Are you guys mechanics?

How did you lose the weight??

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I got into a fight with a cake. The cake said “you want a piece of me?” And I said “yes”.

Do they ever fix the vehicles?😂😂😂

The joker and jervis tetch in arkham asylum.💜

bros with hats>>> yeahmad

bros with hats > yeahmad

The cemetery is the hottest club in town, everyone is dying to get in there 🤣🤣🤣

What’s the difference between a piano and a Tunafish? You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When at sea, where do Pirates keep their booze? Down the hatch and iat their homemade barrrr!

Greatest hits: Sammy Sofa and the Couch potatoes sing, " I only have eyes for you"

So for a very long time I've been called a couch potato.... And this whole time I thought I was a man. I guess it turns out I have been misgendered and didn't know it

I had my daughter order me some latex gloves to keep around the house I opened them up the other day and looked completely baffled she asked what's wrong I said why did they send most all of them left handed gloves they need to an even amount ! It took her a couple hours to figure this one out after dumping them out and seperating them lol

They actually look younger as they go on . . . Keep laughing guys, rather it's funny or not - Fake It Till You Make It.😂

When are you coming out with more jokes? You should invite celebrity guests, give them a BroCap TM... lol

Chuck Norris once punched a cyclops right between the eye!

The joke is not funny the laughs are

7:31. I just came up with another punchline for that joke. Whose the one taking a sleep now.

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

These guys are high.

Do you remember when the king of the jungle said he wouldn't eat you? He was LION 🦁🥁

There IS something that has to happen after picking a fruit off a tree and before eating it! It's called WASHING. Sometimes, peeling too...