But what if you flip a coin three times, Whats the odd’s (Let’s see if anyone gets this reference)
@ZuluRomeo3 ай бұрын
Hitler: ó Goering: . . Himmler: ò Goebbels:
@SovietRussianBear3 ай бұрын
Russian intelligence service found out that: Joe Biden has only got one testicle, Rishi Sunak has 2 but microscopic ones, Emmanuel Macron suffers from erectile dysfunction, and Olaf Scholz has no testicles at all! Biden has only got one ball! Sunak has two but very small! Macron can't get no hard-on! And poor Scholz has no balls at all!
@ebonywatch3 ай бұрын
I've only got to hear that fucking two-tone train whistle and I'm gone. Inspired stuff!
@EmperorBeef5 ай бұрын
Never before has a single minor third interval been employed to such comedic effect
@martydoherty26609 ай бұрын
Very good. Alexander is a very talented musician. It reminds me of a funny story about English chutzpah or foolishness, take your pick. In the summer of 1940, George Orwell burst into a pub in London, possibly The George on Mortimer Street, and shouted ‘The German Army’s crossed the Rhine! Somebody said ‘Parlez Vous’, and they all carried on quietly supping their pints.
@kiwisteve65989 ай бұрын
Gold. Just think what ‘allo ‘allo could have done with the same idea.😅
@deanberolzheimer26589 ай бұрын
Comet, it makes your mouth so clean... Comet, it tastes like gasoline..... Comet, it makes you vomit, So get some comet and vomit ,todaaaaay!
@janes.97369 ай бұрын
we sang this as kids. This sketch made me laugh out loud. One of the best.
@AmirBrooks9 ай бұрын
Churchill... hast einen massivkok
@Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood9 ай бұрын
Amazing 😂
@MantisEnergy10 ай бұрын
Love Dudley Moore.
@BHALT0S10 ай бұрын
this is a true story
@givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn393510 ай бұрын
There were occasional phone calls ‘across’ the lines. The emergency food drops into the nazi starved Netherlands were arranged by _no nonsense_ phone calls via Portugal.
@szw133710 ай бұрын
The cut to the Nazi's at the end was a perfect final touch.
@Longlife4YT11 ай бұрын
I couldn’t know how much cheap things for it
@Trucmuch11 ай бұрын
If they had stopped at 1:16 (just after reading the report), it would have been the perfect sketch. Sometimes less is more. Stop at the big punchline. Don't dilute it
@26TM03411 ай бұрын
I think the Germsns could have a claim. This was a disability, in todays current climate there must be someone at the Haig willing to take this on for money.. 😂
@MrGjcannon11 ай бұрын
They also serve who only sit and compose bawdy songs.
@danielnewton735711 ай бұрын
This is comic gold!
@benjaminkadoche4378 Жыл бұрын
Sang a very different version Hitler has only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall His mother, the dirty bu**er Cut it off when he was only 4 She threw it, into a conker tree It landed, in the deep blue sea The fishes, got out their dishes And had scallops and bol**ks for tea
@ministryoftruth9916 Жыл бұрын
Hang on, are we the baddies.
@blackbird5634 Жыл бұрын
My mother grew up during the war and she and the other kids sang: ''Goebbels had two like gerbils.'' so you know, all kinds of fun rhymes there!!
@billyandrew Жыл бұрын
A classic. 😂😂😂 I miss their shows.
@a68k_de Жыл бұрын
sinnloses gebrabbel am anfang, lernt mal die sprache erst, bevor ihr euch blamiert
@cogboy302 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh, don't be a sour kraut.
@a68k_de Жыл бұрын
@@cogboy302 äh nö, Mensch.
@DogOfKrondor Жыл бұрын
The version we heard as kids, growing up in Perth, Western Australia was: Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Perth Town Hall His mother, the dirty bugger Cut it off when he was small
@tonygorham Жыл бұрын
I'm the UK or was on the Albert Hall
@greenwoodorganics468111 ай бұрын
it rolled into the deep blue sea picked up a bit of fresh seaweed the fishes got out their dishes and had scollops and bollocks for tea
@sphinxtheeminx Жыл бұрын
As funny as it is, it's still shocking to see how we Brits still hark back to Hitler et al for laughs.
@hindlewalker9330 Жыл бұрын
This was a ditty we knew and sang back in the 60's in the playground.
@garychapman4294 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! And I loved brabbins & fyfe 😂
@y_ffordd Жыл бұрын
Churchill hat einen grossen schwanz!
@shimmeister1062 Жыл бұрын
Without doubt the funniest sketch I have seen in my 60 years. The seriousness of it it absolutely spot on.
@thearmchairspacemanOG Жыл бұрын
YEP.. ''a song'' .. :D
@jamesmaybrick2001 Жыл бұрын
Lol. Grew up in the 70's, post war UK. This song (or near enough) was our playground anthem. "Hitler, Has only got one ball, the other, he left in the Albert Hall....." I cant remember the rest. It was 40 years ago.
@IvanHuntDrum Жыл бұрын
Well, he must've had three, because one was definitely at De Montfort Hall!
@PedroConejo1939 Жыл бұрын
Out of nowhere this pops into my feed, the week after we were trying to teach the kids at school the importance of (and the words to) Colonel Bogey. Must remember to use it when we return in September.
@th0m Жыл бұрын
4:07 they really do put the wilhelm scream in just about *everything* lol
@dicarpio2177 Жыл бұрын
Ein grossen cockendick?
@mary-kittybonkers2374 Жыл бұрын
This sketch is absolute genius. I knew the song because many of my relatives, who had either fought in WWII or had experienced the Blitz, told me about it and even sang it. To have an entire sketch about it is inspired…and I actually choked on my tea when the car horn sounded😂.
@BiblicalMumblings Жыл бұрын
It's a train horn.
@mary-kittybonkers2374 Жыл бұрын
@@BiblicalMumblings Thanks.
@markiliff Жыл бұрын
@@BiblicalMumblings From one of those diesel trains that British Railways introduced ca. 1955!!
@davejaguar653211 ай бұрын
total and utter genius, I've known the song all my life and this totally cracked me up.
@tortysoft11 ай бұрын
Don't worry about that :-0 @@markiliff
@pressureworks Жыл бұрын
This song, Der Fuhrers Face, and of course The Killer Joke brought Hitler and his vermon to their end.
@robfielding100 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant !
@nobunaga240 Жыл бұрын
Probably their finest sketch
@nobunaga240 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant sketch capturing all sorts of funny memes or is it tropes
@VickersDoorter Жыл бұрын
Very authentic late 1960s diesel locomotive horn there.
@ParaBellum2024 Жыл бұрын
Let's not let facts get in the way of a good joke!
@itsirrelephantman3 ай бұрын
I noticed that as well. Needs a retcon, he travelled into the future to find inspiration, easy as marvel
@Ruosteinenknight Жыл бұрын
04:02 MAS-SI-VE COCK!
@lewisjones2825 Жыл бұрын
Dudley Moore used the same tune to parody Beethoven
@immortalsofar5314 Жыл бұрын
Ein grosser cockendick! ROFL!
@IndieVolken Жыл бұрын
for the Trainspotters out there ; the sketch kind of falls flat at 2:55 when the 1980s "125 high speed train" horn does the opening notes of the tune Colonel Bogey
@OtherSideOfMorning3 ай бұрын
Oh no!!! Anyway...
@TheKopakah Жыл бұрын
I get it, its like russian roulette from the deer hunter haha.