Thks for taking one for the team Greeno - it looked disgusting 🤮 - hope u have better luck with the next place u review 🤞

So, to answer the video title directly: "Can a CONTINENTAL Breakfast beat a FULL ENGLISH", yes but not a FULL IRISH 😝Sorry Greeno. I have been to Vienna many times and I would say, the breakfast you had was definitely above average.

Maybe the safari critters were helping in the kitchen that day? Gotta earn their keep!

That looked disgusting,sorry to say not fit to be even be fed to the animals . Waste of money. 😱😳

Please write a review om Trip Advisor and warn people of the awful food and hygiene. Better still report them to Health and Hygiene at the local council. Shut down the kitchen. Loss of income always hurts.

Generally speaking, any cafe at a tourist attraction like that is going to disappoint. Being Canadian, though, I just can't get my mind around mushy peas. Although I hate peas to begin with. There are fish and chip shops here that sell it, but I will never order it. 🤢

Was that plate chipped on the adult meal, or, was it supposed to be rustic?

it`s think not fink 🙄

There is no excuse for dirty cutlery or dirty tables. The food looks awful, Greeno, I am surprised you managed to eat some of it. The location is very expensive to visit. I looked up the admission, seventy plus pounds for an adult and child is outrageous, for those prices you would think they could hire staff to clean the place. Thanks for taking one for the team. As always, it was a great review.

When did you record the video? Because Sainsbury’s didn’t have any cafes anymore

Never eat food from a chipped plate. Really unhygienic

What a disappointing let down and that chipped enamel spinning plate looked annoying too. Mass produced rubbish taking advantage of families wanting a nice meal on their day out...Shame on you Longleat ☹️

🤣🤣🤣I feel so sorry for you！ But you made me laugh to cry. On the other hand, you remind me of going out eating. Most of the time, it is like that. Sad. And, oh well-kind a feeling.

Hi Greeno Just typical of these sorts of places. Charge a lot for garbage food with no care of hygiene.

Did you complain.

We call this kind of restaurant a "Scarf and Barf".

Loving your videos. Only been subscribed to your channel a few weeks but great content. Going into a place were the tables aren't being kept clean is a put off. If I'd seen a dirty piece of cutlery as well, I think I'd have walked out at that point. 😂😂

Frozen lasagna, frozen fries, frozen bread, frozen pre-cooked fish, all garbage. With a captive audience they can serve what they want. What is worse is the dirty tables and utensils. The board of health should de told and the management raked over the coals for it. There is no excuse for filth eating conditions. Might have been better going to McDondalds.

Didn’t seem too bad on the face of it…bland but ‘the worst’?

Food looks like yesterday

Oh Greeno, what did you expect. No honestly. What the fish were you thinking. Once you spot dirty tables, dirty cutlery. About turn and exit the premises. Your a captive audience, and get taken advantage of. Should you bring the faults to the attention of the management? Well yes I think you should. ( will he or she give a stuff 🤔er no they won't) Is it in house catering or outside caterers? Thought your plate was possessed, spinning around like Linda Blair's in the movie ". Pea soup Express " may have got that wrong 😱😨 Any way come the revolution when we'll all live in big houses, and can phone out to Uber or Deliveroo and get kack to the door 😂😂🤢🤮Cheers Allan&Family

They have a captive audience so don’t need to make any effort. I usually take a nice packed lunch to places like these.

It's not the Bath family. That's just the Marquess of Bath name - from the city of Bath. The family name is Thynne.

The Chameleon Tree needs to change its colours.

That’s 20 pound in the bin nothing worse than a bad meal

Lovely school / prison canteen, cafeteria, little chef service station on M25 vibes all rolled into one there ... 🍽️

Everything about that restaurant tells you that the owners and staff simply couldn’t give a toss. Fair play Greeno for putting yourself through that.

As a young person earning some extra money I used to work at a motorway service station , back in the day they had restaurants not fast food joints. Their attention to detail was exceptional with hygiene being a priority , something that seems to have been lost in translation with today's generation. Did you happen to notice their hygiene rating ? Maybe this is something you should be looking at.

Breakfast looked alright, I love some fried bread with it and prefer tin tomatoes, black pudding and potato scones, all in all that looked not bad 👍

Theses sort of in-park restaurants are invariably crap. Captive audience, couldn't care less about returning customers so they just fleece you. Also love the way we don't expect proper mushy peas with a £12.95 meal, as if soaking some peas and boiling them is completely beyond the pail in terms of what to expect from a meal costing that much.

Always took a picnic had too Many disappointments that looked horrendous greeno🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️xxxxx❤❤

KZfaq won't let me reply to your comment for some reason. So, Lockwoods frozen mushy peas are widely available I think. My missus gets them from farm foods but I think Tesco and Iceland sell them as well. They take a fair old bit of simmering with added water but are worth the effort IMO.

The place was so much of let down sorry ye had to experience that 😢

Take a Picnic 😊

Son in-law went there with family Saturday.time they paid to get in which they said was expensive they took a picnic which worked out a lot cheaper to eat.

We will give the place a miss after seeing the poor and sorry state of the cutlery and tables. Sorry you and your daughter had such poor meals you did take one for the team. Lets hope you have a better experience on the next review.

Oh yuk, no excuse for dirty tables and cutlery. I would expect the food to be made off site at that sort of place TBH but it is perfectly possible to have frozen ready battered haddock that tastes fine . It looks like they have gone for some really low grade products. One to avoid for sure.

Nothing about pride, quality and delivering an experience. And we wonder why youngsters don't seem to take the initiative in the workplace. There is nothing here that anyone with a bit of get-go can grab and make work. Free school meals level 😂

In a cafe , if what you can see is dirty , what is in the fridges will be disgusting .

Thank you Greeno. Absolutely rubbish food you and daughter had. Shame on you Longleat. Cost of food £7, quality -200%. Frozen stuff heated up. Might as well have had Captain Birds Eye serving you some decent Fish Fingers.

BLECK. What a bummer of a feed. If I worked there, it would have to be out of sheer desperation for funds. And I'd lie about where I worked on top of it.

Appalling

You forgot to mention the £70+ it cost to get in! I was told that when there was an independent restaurant at Longleat, they wouldn't give them enough "rent" so they kicked them out and did it thereselves, what you experienced was the result of greed!

I'd say got to the chippy if you're going to eat fish & chips before we lose them!

Seems to be common in uk eateries to have someone clesr the dirty crockery away but not bother to come back to clean the table, so you have to sit at a table with crumbs and food debris on it. In most european countries the table is pristine within a couple of minutes of customers leaving. Zero excuses for anything to be dirty.

Eating the animals at longleat safari park looks like would be tastier than eating that food 😂

Cash and carry meal

Money making longleat

The animals get better food than that slop

The trouble with dumps like this, once your in there and you're hungry they're got you by the bollocks. It was that dirty i would have walked out and reported them. I've worked in this area quite a lot and 10mins away is Warminster with some nice pubs & restaurants.