Liked for the first Leeds pun.

The Four Kings sure are pun-ishing!

Wait… one of the bell gargoyles randomized to a gargoyle in anor londo. Normally both gargoyles breath fire but one was breathing lightning

I have to say as this is the first time seeing your face. You are one of the only youtubers whose face didnt surprise me. I dont mean that in a bad way but that your face matches your voice in my head lol

I feel like an idiot now I have 60 in strength

what did he just say about not going

I got it before capra demon, and had to get another thing for the iron golem... I finished the game with the Butcher's Knife :D

“Oh we got the enchanted Andre we can give it to ember” 31:57

Subscribed 4 the word play

The word I would give your character would be HeHe

Smough really should be in an asylum. Watch his lore

Dude playing dark souls as a kappa

Took me 7 hours straight trying to cut down kalameets tail

what's the point of randomizer if enemies are scaled? :/ makes no sense.

2:30 my guy you just made michael jackson

I'm drake ASF. I shouldn't have drake that much *hiccup*

I am already subbed JK! I am doing my best to help embarrass your son!

Bro didn't know about four kings shortcut

Premium content, once again. Now, SUBSCRIBE ONCE AND FOR ALL

Cannon only is one of my favorites! My top 1 was fire stake driver.

I need the song u used for the last fight. I NEED IT 😢

I think "JK Needs" a break from dark souls

also dude, have you never played a dark souls game while having your equip load constantly just barely below heavy load cuz you wanna have as high armor as possible while not needing to fatroll?

The putrid avatar part with your baby was really cute😭😭😭

Best rap ever👌

I love the jokes😭👌

I think the health and resistances that the correct boss has passes onto the random

I come for the dark souls content but stay for the dad jokes

I am a little late but noticed that the damage numbers matches with the bullets spent (like each damage tick cost one bullet) even with the gatling firing 5 or so shots per bullet, so I assume the gatling works like the sprayer guns. Where the instance of damage is counted once per bullet spent, but you can hold the button to keep the hitboxes going between each bullet.

At least as far as bosses the randomizer can throw at you over and over go, Ornstein isn't that bad. The last randomizer I did made me fight at least four Quelaags AND four sanctuary guardians- they were even the gargoyle duo. That run was so miserable until I lucked into the black knight greatsword.

love the video, you got a sub and a coment for the algorythm from me :)

Not enough commotion for the berereebok knight bit

I would have left Sif the only time you dont have to kill the dog

That man editted in the Final Fantasy X-2 soundtrack! He thought we wouldn't notice... But we did.

Arm puns on point

25:40 Don't even mention it, I just began last week with dark souls 2 without a guide and I swear, up to this point I still not sure how the heck Ornifex didn't took a sword to the gut the same way Tark didn't took an arrow to the head. I guess my brain automatically though "An enemy in such a vulnerable and oddly attack-inviting position...I guess I'm being tricked. But for instance, the so called "friendly" giant insect in the Gutter was on half his HP when I realised it was too lucky to be true that the giant spider vermin was not retaliating my aggression. 32:50 Don't worry, it's gravelord sword dance, it NEVER hit anybody 🤣 33:52 I made a deal with Dark souls, I don't kill any baby mushroom to maximize chances, and in exchange I get a reasonable drop of goldpine resin from the 2 big mushrooms. So far so good. 35:12 NO! PLEASE STOP...uh, are we still on dark souls 1? Sorry, my PTSD from the lizard pit in dark souls 2 keep playing everytime I see a fireball. 1:34:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:55:00 "And I took that personally"

"Oh, it's just Gravelord Nito, that's a bit dissapointing". It's weird to say that, considering this is the normal bossfight, he took his skely bros with him, and our guy is using an unupgraded Uchigatana.

I think the Scythe is supposed to be a medieval war scythe? I don’t know that for sure but regular scythes are farming tools and never used for warfare.

anyone else overly triggered by him calling quelaag an insect?

will thers the dargon shlled and a sword bey that to in valey fo the drakes a haf die zombe dargon and the shlled can portec from fier wiled the sword has bledey and dos agood amoth fo madege to thos to got thos you need to usis the mastder key and to get them you haf to go down below fier link shinre to wer new rolondo ruinsis are as ther a gaet that needs the key to opening it it also wood then give a ther toor into blietowen thas if you avobe the gavereayd tho ther to is a good wopen thers thers placsis to but if your not into ikkspolering you will not fine them that qiekliey hav a nices day

but then wet did you think wood happeing to one how dos not give up simpuller like and is in the way fo wite hav a nices day

you all mosth also keep in mined i wet that way cuz thas the way to the irst bell fo aweeking and thas also the way bake to wer zensforders is at aftder you ring 2sdn bell fo aweeking in bliettowen as zensforders will wen you got to its top hav a rion ganit a top it then from ther you got to go to annor londo but i ben ther to as i beting ronasit and som and hav all redey put the lord veslie wer it needs to be so i can warp to the ther bounfiersis

i tok the draks taiel off bey cuting it off with a bow and some airerowsis the bow did not cost tt maney souls so i stell had some souls to put in to getering more souls to got me 200 airerows and then i went under the gribege found a spot aftder goting redey fo a few holows below and tokk aime at the pit fo the red dargon s taiel and cut it off with the airerows i went bake up to see if it was stell over that byuonfier annd it was so i desidey to kill it laeter witch i did aftder i found a longbow and got poinsairerows and i did kill leater as i say i i maied bake a lot fo souls and got a humenitey also for killing the red dargon that flys over the birege aka the drake this has ben omage apalth o the way fo wite hav a nices day

OCTOPUS IS A BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC CREATURE

I totally would have put Micolash over the one reborn. Bro runs around for 10 minutes before you actually fight him, and when he does square up he spams the most annoying attack in the game that is literally an instakill on anything past NG and if you die to him you have to do all of that over again.

Strangely enough the attacks that deplete my healthbar are ones that mess me up too. What are the odds we'd have the same problem

45:55 that giant artorias looks hard aside from the glitched aspect

You're gonna be proud of me JK...the wife was talking to me yesterday about how she doesn't care much for puns...naturally my instant reply was "so what you're saying is you don't find them punny"

Stray Charles is absolutely fantastic

Proper use of Ludwig Holy Blade's charged R2 to R2 combo makes it a god tier weapon. Even it it isnt very unique in terms of design