pitty the brettonnians simps for they are the saddest bunch of all of warhammer
@LordGadwin4 сағат бұрын
Yeah I got this at the Dawi capital city... Then another Britonia one popped up at the next settlement.. At the Silver Road. Really?
@akylios20794 сағат бұрын
This is pure beauty
@lordgeg94874 сағат бұрын
I like to imagine it's kinda the opposite, the commander of the garrison sees these peasants hauling off the corpse of a Grail Knight and just yells "YOU THERE, FALL INTO ZE FRONT LINE, ZE ORCS ARE COMINGE" and because they panic they pretend they're actually a garrison unit.
@Slagrok4 сағат бұрын
це дуже смішно!))
@NCWV134 сағат бұрын
Que Benny Hill music. Plus 0:24 is hilarious.
@jankarlik17364 сағат бұрын
That's genius 🤣
@Angrade4 сағат бұрын
El Cid reference?
@senshibat89205 сағат бұрын
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Ghal Maraz from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine ..Reliquary that the buff to infantry will be granted to the worthy
@mattsterh77405 сағат бұрын
The undead should have a unique building where they desecrate the tomb and use it summon a powerful undead. Like a French version of krell. I don't know if the bodies are protected in lore.
@friendlyspacedragon72505 сағат бұрын
Well the relics have to come from *somewhere*
@demmahom24905 сағат бұрын
This is just really funny😂😂
@100Servings5 сағат бұрын
My favorite unit in the game. When I die, you have permission to do the same to me.
@mffromhellwhokillsu5 сағат бұрын
*chuckle*
@caos19255 сағат бұрын
this is nice, in the first game where it could have actually mattered
@jonathanwells2235 сағат бұрын
That was fucked up!
@burtreynolds80305 сағат бұрын
I’ve got the grail but has anyone seen my knight?!
@An_Imperial_Guard.5 сағат бұрын
No amount of the Lady of Lake bath water will ever completely clean off such trauma.
@tomhastoast95135 сағат бұрын
All good things on this earth gravitate towards the saints corpse
@Promet175 сағат бұрын
When I saw someone shoveling, I expected Kemmler procuring materials for a new black knight... but peasants being peasants is not too bad, either.
@R3GARnator6 сағат бұрын
Isn't the Relique much buffed in WHIII?
@doodleeagle93446 сағат бұрын
1:29 By Sigmar!
@BaronVonMott6 сағат бұрын
* *coffin dance intensifies* * 😂
@Xelatheshep6 сағат бұрын
It's never a good idea to bury holy heroes in Bretonnia. There's always a filthy peasant who will bury it up and sell the remains as souvenirs.
@Historyfrek4ever6 сағат бұрын
The Bretonian peasants really get gaslight so hard that they need to serve their lord, even after he is dead. That’s what happens when the whole society runs on gaslighting.
@roland2286 сағат бұрын
Maybe it's that they put the corpse back between attacks on the garrison.
@nonya13666 сағат бұрын
Honestly that checks out in-universe, it'd be weirder if peasant's didn't kidnap grail corpses.
@mardaumlauf77496 сағат бұрын
Most ultimate funny bretoniens unit.
@Nolan657756 сағат бұрын
It's especially awkward when in a VC settlement. Like all the shuffling undead horrors there to defend the city and there are these weirdos carrying around a fully armored corpse and a horse running around the battlefield. While the vampire lord is just watching and going, 'Bless them, they are trying their best to fit in.'
@aprinnyonbreak12906 сағат бұрын
There it is The spirit of the disbanded grail relique. Every grail relique that has ever been disbanded, coalesced here. Unfortunately, 0 times 8 million is still 0.
@linhle82946 сағат бұрын
This is some Tom Raider shenanigan alright
@mathiasnielsen45836 сағат бұрын
The Grail Knight: Bring me closer, I want to hit them with my sword
@hydra74276 сағат бұрын
Could be worse. Vampire Counts could have found it.
@Banditlord526 сағат бұрын
Yeah, Bretonnian peasants are pretty scary when you think about them long enough. They're basically the worst versions of simps imaginable (all they're missing is twitch and discord).
@jakb84016 сағат бұрын
*Brettonian knights die* Everyone shows up to the funeral... ...only to see pilgrims carrying the cadaver off.
@jamesmcdonald11086 сағат бұрын
I thought the joke was that people you wouldn't expect could still get the blessings but that still got me lol
@j.thehappywyvern63976 сағат бұрын
I mean I think that’s super funny like the dwarfs lumber mill in the oak of ages
@CommanderBohn6 сағат бұрын
Damn peasants. Can't let the dead rest... Imagine what would've happened if someone did it to the corpse of Duke Galand of Aquitaine. The Red Duke would've gone full Khorne.
@germanmandalorian35146 сағат бұрын
Now i understand why Bretonian Lords allways start with a Horse! Understandable.
@tresmol31036 сағат бұрын
These Landmark memes are top notch
@rexlumontad56446 сағат бұрын
0:18 I'm more surprised Necromancers didn't try revive and subvert dead Grail Knights as several tombs of them are a free real estate.
@axios47026 сағат бұрын
It's actually very hard to resurrect the body of someone properly buried in Warhammer, since they have Morr protection. Add to that the blessings of any God light or dark and it's usually more trouble than It's worth. Krell is a rare example because he actually struck a deal with Nagash to be resurrected, forsaking his allegiance to Chaos.
@nonya13666 сағат бұрын
I believe that happened in a video game once, the sequel to the shadow of the horned rat I think? But it was unique circumstances, most of the time necromancers can't beat Grail ™
@axios47026 сағат бұрын
@@nonya1366 The Black Grail Knights yeah, but if I'm not mistaken they are vampires, not standard undead.
@cthulhubecausewhynot11825 сағат бұрын
Nagash can do it, probably pretty easily too, but that’s kinda cheating because even before becoming an actual god, he was still bullshit levels of overpowered.
@nonya13665 сағат бұрын
@@cthulhubecausewhynot1182 Nagash kept all the *good* necromancer abilities. Like the ability to resurrect a dread saurian [I'm pulling this out of my ass for humor. but he could.]
@rexlumontad56446 сағат бұрын
Suddenly, the harsh oppression on the peasants of Bretonnia was justified.
@Predator203576 сағат бұрын
I love how it’s just…one grail relique, not multiple or an Uber version. Just your average grail knight corpse being heaved by some fanatic peasants
@BittermanAndy6 сағат бұрын
Well, it's not like you're ever going to recruit one, so having it in the garrison means it's basically unique anyway.
@YibbyZibaton6 сағат бұрын
Even in death, the Grail Knight still serves his lady.
@JasoTheRed48F26 сағат бұрын
Oh my God you're right Grail Reliquaries ARE just really shitty dreadnoughts.
@mr.gandersson28353 сағат бұрын
The first dreadnoughts
@cathulionetharn51396 сағат бұрын
tbf, even one of the bretonnian units (the kinda good peasants recruited from the temple) has a "be careful with any relics near them" in their description
@alecburrett74826 сағат бұрын
Oi, that's my grandfather you theiving peasents.
@Tarriff6 сағат бұрын
Also that building gives Lady's Blessing to the Lord who's stationed in the settlement with that building and this is why Alberic is the only Bretonnian LL who didn't get Lady's Blessings
@swordonline50265 сағат бұрын
it also give to the heores in the region that stay there i created a baltasar gelt mag edoomstack with it is a bit overkill but was fun