Imagine just chilling only for 2 weirdo's who're in love with eachother randomly start fighting for fun and take you don't in the crossfire.
@Irishhorselovergirl2 күн бұрын
Every companion in Bg3 has the patience of a saint given the amount of bullshit that happens, can you imagine being woken up in the middle of the night because the warrior frog lady’s version of foreplay is trying to kill each other?
@DemonicAdj11 сағат бұрын
Act 3, you can say "can I just have one night where nothing happens?"
@gloryshadow87107 сағат бұрын
Just another Tuesday 😅
@allenfox71862 күн бұрын
“I was right there!!!!”
@bb2fiddler4 сағат бұрын
op, pin this
@Abc123z10005 күн бұрын
I can’t wait to see this scene in my playthrough 😂 I’ve been calling her “dommy-mommy” because in the beginning she took control immediately (way different from Shadowheart). Also Bae’zel: “Dance with me. Bleed with me. BrUiSe me so that you might possess me.” Like huh?! Uh okay 👍🏽 I’m scared how that’s gonna go in my current playthrough because her build and mine are nearly identical (Oathbreaker Paladin) 😂
@MagpieMcGraw5 күн бұрын
I remember this scene from my first playthrough. Lae'zel got 2 blasts of call lightning, I was holding nothing back.
@donstarlancer5 күн бұрын
This moment was so funny when I got it last year sometime. I was playing a Storm sorcerer/Tempest cleric. I Twin casted Created Water and Lightning bolt. Then triggered Destructive Wrath. It ended the fight immediately. 🤣
@F8isRIPPIN6 күн бұрын
That controller UI is horrific, I gotta say.
@OsirisLord7 күн бұрын
Killing Astarion is part of our foreplay.
@cbunny667110 күн бұрын
I was playing a sorcerer and she divine smited my ass lol
@shadowsapphire10018313 күн бұрын
I see she finally got to ride her dragon.
@donstarlancer5 күн бұрын
Hahaha. This should be pinned.
@jesseh.52235 күн бұрын
It'd be even greater if he were red
@NightQueen013 күн бұрын
this is an under rated comment.
@allenfox71862 күн бұрын
I romanced her as a Red Dragonborn. She definitely rode a red dragon 😏
@TheNinjaJesusRises5 сағат бұрын
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@guitarmama0615 күн бұрын
2:02 Gale: if I don't *look* at her... *_internal screaming_* Poor Astarion! 😂
@quantumphysics700816 күн бұрын
astarion fucking dies.jpeg
@Jefrejtor18 күн бұрын
Mf can't even read in peace, smh
@chadlord530718 күн бұрын
Astarion dying in strange ways is hilarious to me he’s like kenny from south park
@BreeSeaFire4 күн бұрын
It's so true! 😂
@jackiea924621 күн бұрын
*trips and breaks my leg to power on my ps5 and make a dragonborn just for this power couple
@zeromangahunter19 күн бұрын
Good luck!
@lynchn95624 күн бұрын
Your leg was a noble sacrifice for greatness
@DemonicAdj11 сағат бұрын
Break a leg- like that. Yeah.
@Re3Ns21 күн бұрын
I spent literally 2 hours to try and beat Laezel. She was the main damage dealer in my party and had all the best equipment, scrolls and potions. She also had higher initiative than me so in the end I took all of her's and mine's equipment thinking that we'll have a fist fight, but she still got a longsword from somewhere... I ended up just throwing her around and running away because as a throwzerker thief I could easily outrun her with my double dash.
@zeromangahunter19 күн бұрын
Lol You took that fight too seriously, IMHO.
@Re3Ns19 күн бұрын
@@zeromangahunter I really wanted to win ). It was the hardest boss fight in Act 2 for me. Even Myrkul was easier than Laezel.
@GoldenAce175 күн бұрын
I got super lucky and had it happen just after a boss fight, so she we both had only single digit HP, KO'd with a single unarmed punch
@BreeSeaFire4 күн бұрын
@@Re3Ns😂 Fitting
@BradleyMasten21 күн бұрын
But i still love you. I am love.
@BradleyMasten21 күн бұрын
No Goddess knows me, knew, and wont know me
@CooperPFАй бұрын
Greatest achievement of all time
@Eugenewu-xp9jhАй бұрын
Are you Durge or Tav. That Dragonborn obviously looks like Durge and my Dragonborn Durge did romanced her in my first playthrough.
@zeromangahunter11 күн бұрын
Just a regular Tav. xD I just thought "Astarion won't mind" but he did.
@redwed6Ай бұрын
Very good
@Maite-AileenBrandtАй бұрын
Didn't see that coming, lol.
@Bully_BiscuitАй бұрын
I realized you were on PlayStation not because of the radial wheel but because of the silence at the end of the video. I also play on PlayStation.
@zeromangahunterАй бұрын
Is it any different in other platforms?
@nerose27423 күн бұрын
Yes @@zeromangahunter
@nerose27423 күн бұрын
@@zeromangahunteryes, it is a classic RPG (LOL, WOW) page.
@rafaelbogdan9307Ай бұрын
"I wasn't looking for a threesome, but go on?" - Lae'zel, probably
@riffgrooveАй бұрын
That's it.... romancing Lazael next playthrough.
@user-mu8dm4rk7g12 күн бұрын
You won't regret it
@FuzzyDanАй бұрын
Tell me when you revived him he delivered the “What the hells was that? I was standing right there!” line.
@SereglothIV4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ObakeOnnaАй бұрын
"Withers, please resurrect Astarion. I didn't mean to kill him." "The Rogue's fate is a weight for thine own conscience to bear. He will be left to the peace of eternity, where your foreplay shall reach him no more."
@caniusdirusАй бұрын
This comment deserves an applause. For a second there I thought you were actually quoting Withers. Shame, this would have been hilarious. Bravo
@dontforgettonerfthepig332227 күн бұрын
It is his quote, the one he says when you ask him to resurrect Alfira @@caniusdirus
@Awtora14 күн бұрын
@@dontforgettonerfthepig3322 *in Astarion's voice* oh no no NO, my sweet little walking Potent Robe giver is NOT dying in act 1
@anon9060Ай бұрын
I love using astarion as a slapstick casualty
@darklime191Ай бұрын
That demon inside her trying to escape
@KryptnytАй бұрын
"Put that thing away, there are like, children here"
@ComplexityComplexАй бұрын
This is hilarious! Thanks for uploading!
@MJ-mp1fxАй бұрын
Ok I can see why Astarion doesn't even want to risk getting in a love triangle with Lae'zel
@Zoichi20Ай бұрын
"He died from a broken heart" "No, I don't think that was it..."
@emeralddragon2980Ай бұрын
"I don't think it was broken so much as it was pierced by an arrow..."
@riffgrooveАй бұрын
@emeralddragon2980 No,, it was a sloppily cast Thunderwave spell.
@loppi9710Ай бұрын
i remember when this happened on me and my friends playthrough when our laezel monk one shotted my friends ass. We laughed so hard
@RazielTheUnborn5 күн бұрын
My Eldritch Knight/Monk Lae'zel absolutely cooked my Druid. Law zel won initiative. Drank a haste potion, knocked me on my ass with a topple, then went absolutely in.
@justking6998Ай бұрын
Holy I love how you end up taking down astarion in the crossfire XD
@Lucifer-sn9irАй бұрын
Might watch the video through but wanted to say my initial thoughts which basically amounts to confusion bc I ended up romancing laezel as a dragonborn but astarion hasn't said anything...... maybe it's because I never have him in my party? I'm already past like wyrms rock but that's because I'm not even sure what order to do stuff in act 3 lol
@zeromangahunterАй бұрын
Well, he didn't have time to complain, in fact. Watch what happens to him closely.
@Anon00074Ай бұрын
Shabriri: DO IT… LORD OF MY FLAME… ACCEPT ME AS PART OF YOU… COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME O- Me: 0:30 I DON’T NEED YOU!!!!
@zeromangahunterАй бұрын
Accurate.
@abram8325Ай бұрын
"PromoSM"
@lemmejustreadthethingsАй бұрын
You didn't even drink your Cerulean tear flask!
@zeromangahunterАй бұрын
Was that the meaning behind "drink water"?
@lemmejustreadthethingsАй бұрын
@@zeromangahunter I dunno, that's just what I'd do to tell them I got their message lol. I wonder how often that guy sees hosts drinking cerulean tear flasks when they invade lol.
@DarkMomoko2 ай бұрын
It's German language. I think the band is called Chibi Chibi XXX or something like this, don't really remember.
@zeromangahunter2 ай бұрын
Wow, thanks! I'll try to find out more.
@HatersG0nHate2 ай бұрын
This is trash gameplay
@zeromangahunter2 ай бұрын
I am aware. :v
@binzetoksoamk8503 ай бұрын
Damn bro in the first attempt? Respect
@zeromangahunter3 ай бұрын
Well, consider that this is the third character I have so I have defeated this dragon twice before...
@havefuntazarasu53673 ай бұрын
Morgot is real like allah
@huzefaimranАй бұрын
The hell are you trying to say?
@havefuntazarasu5367Ай бұрын
@@huzefaimran Morgot is Sauron's boss
@huzefaimranАй бұрын
@@havefuntazarasu5367 Please elaborate.
@kenitic79453 ай бұрын
Haven't played in a while. nice to see co-op still happens.
@Ashlevon3 ай бұрын
That dude fought 7 people, often as a 2v1, and won every fight. What a guy.
@Always_has_been3 ай бұрын
Epic
@sam.2463 ай бұрын
I thought I had explored this goddamn area enough already, but looks like there's more to do 😮
@fortuna54414 ай бұрын
Как вы рубитесь так в эту хуйню, у меня довольно сильный аккумулятор 80 лвл, но я не могу его пройти, сука горит с этой игры
@jessstirland83384 ай бұрын
Prob silly question: How do you put 2swords together to have a Pole weapon??