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@westcoastwilly6261
@westcoastwilly6261 13 сағат бұрын
Damn. The rate these jokes just kept coming 😮
@markflavel9783
@markflavel9783 14 сағат бұрын
This is the point of comedy. Poking fun at yourself and yes others. Own it and have fun with it. This way it doesnt own you
@turquoisephoenix6548
@turquoisephoenix6548 Күн бұрын
I think the pills are a bigger issue than the alcohol
@jordanyoung6604
@jordanyoung6604 Күн бұрын
A wiff of needed copium in the air for all the closeted alcoholics
@Br0ken_Rob0ts
@Br0ken_Rob0ts Күн бұрын
They have a drinking culture in England so I'm not surprised by the "I drink more than you" I've been in backpackers before. But dude has an addictive personality and probably is more willing to do drugs when he's drunk.
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Күн бұрын
Pills are excellent
@joshsowerbutts
@joshsowerbutts Күн бұрын
You don't throw your life away because something sucks 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Br0ken_Rob0ts
@Br0ken_Rob0ts Күн бұрын
@@thejohnhastings I guess I can respect that. But I don't agree even as a "stoner"
@Gherbert1348
@Gherbert1348 3 күн бұрын
But the stories of Stringlr hitchhiking with a Dead Head is just... special
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Күн бұрын
Which one is that one
@troybody6662
@troybody6662 6 күн бұрын
Can't hear it.
@james9524
@james9524 6 күн бұрын
My problem with Christianity is that it is all crap.
@SexyJutsuLover
@SexyJutsuLover 8 күн бұрын
Why do I relate to this so damn hard???
@allisdust9
@allisdust9 8 күн бұрын
Maybe the problem is you befriend adultrous types?
@SexyJutsuLover
@SexyJutsuLover 8 күн бұрын
To be fair, they don't always seem like it when you're just friends with them
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings 5 күн бұрын
I mean fair point.
@Threedog1963
@Threedog1963 10 күн бұрын
I've been to comedy shows where hecklers get escorted out. This looked like what happened. Was he heckling or what?
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings 9 күн бұрын
It was mega heckling. It was verging on threatening but also he was being quiet so the footage is awful because its just jokes being attempted then destroyed.
@Kk-O_O
@Kk-O_O 10 күн бұрын
Um thats nice
@Ratthew121
@Ratthew121 10 күн бұрын
thats an awful way to think lmao
@villaindepot
@villaindepot 11 күн бұрын
Was he actually arrested or just escorted out? And was it related to your show (like being disruptive) or for something unrelated?
@EoiFirst
@EoiFirst 10 күн бұрын
I need answers too ! :D
@timmehtimmeh576
@timmehtimmeh576 10 күн бұрын
No context :(
@hiriqnu
@hiriqnu 10 күн бұрын
Obviously it wasn't related to being disruptive because the comedian was clueless. Fake ID maybe?
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings 9 күн бұрын
He was arrested, I think. That cop did not arrest him, but he tried to get physical with staff after the cop walked him out. So, other new cops came. He was massively disrespectful to the staff and show. He was kicked out once by the bouncers, and then he snuck back in, and then what you see takes place. Oh, his reason, I think, based on speaking to that woman he was with, was he got very drunk because she wanted to open up the relationship, polyamorous style.
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings 9 күн бұрын
For additional context. The cop was just watching the show and then got up to help the bouncers.
@AviatingAround
@AviatingAround 14 күн бұрын
This is my type of comedy, cheers from Canada
@user-kb9jt7oh1n
@user-kb9jt7oh1n 14 күн бұрын
wow you conquered downs syndrome and aids good job bro
@user-fi1ik9ke5z
@user-fi1ik9ke5z 14 күн бұрын
Согласен
@Trashypockets
@Trashypockets 14 күн бұрын
Keep it up man you're awesome!
@WhoTheHellIsHarvy
@WhoTheHellIsHarvy 14 күн бұрын
Glad I clicked this after a joint, just the laugh I needed. I like this dudes style.
@ZigfriedBriarlark
@ZigfriedBriarlark 14 күн бұрын
This guy is funny
@shin-ultima8943
@shin-ultima8943 14 күн бұрын
Yes
@rat4490
@rat4490 14 күн бұрын
His pants are even funnier
@gmc2652
@gmc2652 15 күн бұрын
SHIT! just reallty like he was pranked to talk! So old
@RegretfullyMine
@RegretfullyMine 16 күн бұрын
As a guy with ptsd myself, I have never seen such a perfect description of it. Excellent pacing and great humour too.
@jojothedoncappo2954
@jojothedoncappo2954 16 күн бұрын
Bro we're middle aged now 🤦🤦🤦
@daves2753
@daves2753 16 күн бұрын
Plus our country is 17 TRILLION in debt. That wasn’t the millennial generation.
@TheJms1967
@TheJms1967 16 күн бұрын
Oh this guys good!!😂
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings 16 күн бұрын
Oh you!
@user-gy2ik9sc4n
@user-gy2ik9sc4n 20 күн бұрын
England is oppressed half of America is still not allowed to be gay
@trashmesoftsoft
@trashmesoftsoft 26 күн бұрын
Your pants could be a little tighter 😊
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings 22 күн бұрын
It’s a true disaster. The whole thing are biggest clips on KZfaq and I am dressed like a yuppie hair metal guitar player (by choice)
@humbledone6382
@humbledone6382 Ай бұрын
He’s got some Robin Williams vibes!
@KJCarr-ib8ne
@KJCarr-ib8ne Ай бұрын
I have heard this joke so many times, still love it 😂😂😂
@stacehansen3140
@stacehansen3140 Ай бұрын
Did you ever find out why they laughed? I believe it is because "Brothers and sisters" are how LDS refer to each other generally, so you sounded Mormon for a second without meaning too?
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
That is exactly what happened, the entire audeinece stopped me individually and explained.
@All-time888
@All-time888 Ай бұрын
@MoonmanSpacejam
@MoonmanSpacejam Ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@michaelsnedker5446
@michaelsnedker5446 Ай бұрын
This is a msterclass in manifest destiny.
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
This typo is masterclass.
@THEGSEXPLAINER
@THEGSEXPLAINER Ай бұрын
How can i contact with u
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
You are
@THEGSEXPLAINER
@THEGSEXPLAINER Ай бұрын
@@thejohnhastings one of your oldest suscriber
@velspy9851
@velspy9851 Ай бұрын
To be fair, could be vegan for health reasons
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
Even still. AS A MURDERER are you that worried about your health.
@velspy9851
@velspy9851 Ай бұрын
@thejohnhastings considering people sometimes.kill others out of self preservation, it's possible
@crancelbrowser5478
@crancelbrowser5478 Ай бұрын
Fantastic jokes lmao damn. This guy is going places
@shanethacker398
@shanethacker398 Ай бұрын
As a vegan who usually hates vegan jokes, THIS ONE is actually pretty good! 😂😂❤ The "have a steak, live a little" line was lazy and cliche, but the other 3 punch lines were STRONG!
@user-qk3jh6it3c
@user-qk3jh6it3c Ай бұрын
As a vegan you're most likely insufferable
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
Would pork chop be better
@shanethacker398
@shanethacker398 Ай бұрын
@@thejohnhastings the reason most vegan comedy isn't funny is because most of the punchlines revolve around the idea that we don't know what something tastes like, or that we've never had the opportunity to eat something. Most of us have had it, whatever it is, and we've probably liked it. We've just chosen not to anymore, some for health reasons some for reasons of compassion. Every vegan punchline boils down to "here give it a try" when we have all already given it a try. It's nearly every vegan joke and that is why I thought it was a lazy punchline. But the other three punch lines in the joke were strong. And the concept of a vegan being a murderer is hysterical. Keep working on it kid, it'll be a good bit someday.😉
@TiaDaDiva
@TiaDaDiva Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 pic a side
@KJCarr-ib8ne
@KJCarr-ib8ne Ай бұрын
Canadian becomes an American to fix all their problems.... The most Canadian flex ever 😂
@dtown13525
@dtown13525 Ай бұрын
Is this true even chat gpt says no lol
@Lolosokka
@Lolosokka Ай бұрын
Tell your dad the world can eat beans
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
I have he was confused.
@stevennagy6603
@stevennagy6603 Ай бұрын
I'm trying something 😅
@AvatarJillian
@AvatarJillian Ай бұрын
Top guy, out.
@KJCarr-ib8ne
@KJCarr-ib8ne Ай бұрын
Yeeehaw, eh? #classic #canadiana
@BossSkyfall
@BossSkyfall Ай бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
I am a pirate.
@KJCarr-ib8ne
@KJCarr-ib8ne Ай бұрын
"we're Canadian, actually" 😂😂😂😂 10/10
@shaunglover3056
@shaunglover3056 Ай бұрын
In England saying "ey" has many meanings... mostly used for "what!?"
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
They do what? I lived there for 6 years and only heard swears.
@kimber-imber85
@kimber-imber85 Ай бұрын
Anyone here from reddit?
@daniell.raharitahiana5727
@daniell.raharitahiana5727 Ай бұрын
The last one took me out 😂
@Waterworthjr
@Waterworthjr Ай бұрын
Now I’m cursed with this knowledge
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
So many people will be bored at parties.
@jettysfuneral
@jettysfuneral Ай бұрын
lmfao
@Deletthis-gp7yy
@Deletthis-gp7yy Ай бұрын
I'm sorry, you're not funny
@thejohnhastings
@thejohnhastings Ай бұрын
Ouch you got me. How will I recover.