The men in black did horrible things to my anus. But the things I’ll do to Simon will make that seem incredibly mild.
@user-ey2xp2ge9y28 минут бұрын
Erupts every 800 years. Last erupted around 1200 ad... Well then, that's your warning.
@MichellePaulette7932 минут бұрын
Personally, I think fifth element was the best movie that year. Cause: MUlTIPASS! I’m a “die hard” 5th element fan. And that space opera singer was the best !
@MichellePaulette7935 минут бұрын
The second men in Black movie theme song should’ve been back in Black by AC/DC :-p
@grumpyhale82143 минут бұрын
The crescent shaped original flying saucers? Horten Ho 229. Honorable mention: Avro Canada VZ-9 🛸
@kellymoore551743 минут бұрын
I'm sure there isn't nerd rage over "princess mono-noke" below
@PositiveOnly-dm3rx51 минут бұрын
If i saw a 10 year old upside down truck, i would think it's been taken care of, or too late to matter. Who reports an old upside-down truck?
@billtruett859352 минут бұрын
I don’t know. I’m having a hard time with this men in black thing I always thought aliens were lizard people.🤣🤣
58 минут бұрын
I'm also not that in to GOT
@zacharyhagan818Сағат бұрын
I didn't think anyone else remembered the "theme song" from that first movie.
@SmurffiesСағат бұрын
<--- Input scrubs meme here \( ゚ヮ゚)/ Huzzah!
@laurafortier9295Сағат бұрын
The spaceman in the background is just the guys wife overexposed. She is turned away from yhr camera. You can see it now.
@MrLatebloomer59Сағат бұрын
"Viewer". I'm a viewer, Simon. I view.
@13damnitdavidСағат бұрын
How about the petty crimalist for robbery crimes
@andreaschiavoneartСағат бұрын
LOOOVED each chapter's names, and I couldn't stop myself from singing along! 🤣
@katywatson494056 минут бұрын
There were also loooooads of other lyrics sprinkled into the general script 🤫
@scloftin8861Сағат бұрын
There's also one on the other side, the Dragon's Triangle, I think it's called, off Japan in the Pacific. Having tackled Bermuda at length, perhaps a shorter bit on that one. <laughter>
@TheWhiteTrashPanda2 сағат бұрын
Simon, 6% of 12,000 is not 6,000. It's 720.
@DoleoSeorsum2 сағат бұрын
I don't know about yall but we got both kinds of Earth's, Flat AND Hollar!
@Sienisota2 сағат бұрын
😎
@blakewisswell2 сағат бұрын
Watch Princess Mononoke. You are welcome
@Tyrany422 сағат бұрын
“Saucerer” sounds like the title of an exceptional pasta chef
@LilBearZen2 сағат бұрын
45:46 it’s totally normal for kids that young to go on hunting trips with their dads and uncles, especially in super rural areas. My great grandpas gift to our whole generation of grandkids was our own .22 on the day of our birth, so we were literally born with guns. I first shot my .22 when I was about 6. My family is from Minnesota and Louisiana, so north and south it’s a pretty American norm. When I went to high school in Virginia (military parents), you knew when hunting season started cuz 75% of the boys wouldn’t be in school that week.
@3blackbird2 сағат бұрын
Simon, were you in a fight???
@SilentRacer9113 сағат бұрын
It is possible to burn your fingerprints off, but it is very painful. Your burning the fingers enough to kill the cells that create your prints which are rather deep
@matthieusaade36163 сағат бұрын
Fact boi has kraken and Chtulu confused 😂
@gammer313 сағат бұрын
Ooooohhhhh I was thinking et to Brutus the whole time I got em mixed up
@twilightgardenspresentatio63843 сағат бұрын
Watch Mononoke dude. It’s great
@jorgelotr37523 сағат бұрын
19:13 these testimonies contrast A LOT with pop culture references, as MIB are always shown wearing white shirts, not black ones.
@voodooillusion72193 сағат бұрын
Uhm is anyone goi6to tell him about the American government saying UFO are real and they been covering it 😂 or has everyone missed the realise of the some of the files by the cia and pretty much every government branch paving the way for not calling some of the cases bull when they turned out to the truth. Just saying all this has now been made available and UFO are real crazy stuff
@andrew238903 сағат бұрын
Simon, have you seen the butt on the mothman statue? Mothyboi be THICCC
@ArachnerdGC3 сағат бұрын
Polybius is pronounced poh-lib-ee-us, not pollah-BU-ss. Trust Simon to make a dog's dinner of it. And Mac-Ultra? Really? *REALLY?* I face-palmed so hard I face-planted.
@shoopuff_89943 сағат бұрын
When I was a child I took photos on a disposable camera at Fort Meggs in Ohio USA. They had people in them that could be seen through that were not there when I took the photos. A friend of my father sent them in to be looked at by some group that I can't remember, I was only like 8 or 9. They claimed the photos were manipulated and triple exposed or something along those lines..... but let me tell you what they were some odd pics
@johntaphouse52353 сағат бұрын
finger prints dont always grow back... i dont have a thumb print unless you consider a smudge a print, sure its unique to me and was used in evide....... erm point made
@sarahcoleman31253 сағат бұрын
I like how the one lady described their fingers as "strangely tapered," and they were, like, self conscious about their hands after that. 😂
@NP-zl7dz3 сағат бұрын
You mean flying croissant
@PositiveOnly-dm3rx4 сағат бұрын
Simon... never admit you like face off. You may as well have just said "i have no tastes at all. I'm a child in a big boy body"
@crocholiday4 сағат бұрын
I plan to send Simon a very strongly worded email explaining that I've seen some very amazing things there after taking boat loads of psychedelics so I know they're real!! Really though, I had a paranormal experience at a cabin on Shasta totally freaked me out. I reluctantly mentioned it to my buddy that lives there waiting for the ribbing I was sure I'd get. "That doesn't surprise me. We have a lot of weird things that happen here." He elaborated noting that it was a place of power, told me about the kooky new age folks all over the place there and mentioned that he'd also seen some unexplained things. The wild part to me is this was all coming from a tough cowboy type that's a well grounded church pastor. Definitely not the type I'd expect to say "yea, weird shit happens all the time here." lol
@surfaceten510n4 сағат бұрын
Every one knows Women in black were around long before the interest in Aliens and conspiracy theory, Coco Channel 1920s Queen Victoria 1861.
@The_ASI_Collective4 сағат бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qJuVnKyDm72renU.html
@SRS-GAMES4 сағат бұрын
Hilarious Simon!
@douglaskane47084 сағат бұрын
Princess Mononoke is incredible… studio Ghibli its best
@joshwhaley44674 сағат бұрын
1:41 the “your mom” joke literally writes itself!!!
@wit66654 сағат бұрын
The odd high beat bass background sound is killing me
@florianmerten73485 сағат бұрын
don't know Princess Mononoke ??!!
@doodle73425 сағат бұрын
As someone whose grandfather is a free mason I promise all they do (at least at his lodge) is eat sandwiches and do charity work. Also the thing with believing in a high power is just that you have to believe in one. It doesn’t have to be the Christian god. At my grandfathers lodge there’s a Hindu and a Jewish person and that’s in rural Wisconsin. About the woman thing it dates back to when the free masons were a genuine union. The members were expected to take care of the wives of other members if the member died and was unable to leave money behind to take care of his family. There is also a female sect but most of those lodges require that you have a father, grandfather, brother, husband/fiance or other wise closely related male relative to join. The extent of their rituals (according to my grandfather) is mostly telling stories. In fact, I have some Masonic rights because my grandfather has told me these stories. The stories are meant to teach you lessons so you don’t have to be a Mason to get most Masonic rights.
@lesleycouch65575 сағат бұрын
27.03 Why are all dreams on KZfaq "fever dreams" not just dreams?
@cotati765 сағат бұрын
That’s how you know all the ufo nonsense is a bunch of BS. Kenneth Arnold said it was boomerang shaped yet people within days started saying they saw discs because that’s what they were conditioned to see from the media. And why do the aliens always seem to abduct morons instead of physicists or scientists? It’s always Gary the unemployed guy. UFOs are the new religion.
@shepcon78925 сағат бұрын
Rollo, Thomasey!
@marcbeebee69695 сағат бұрын
For someone who knows so little about movies simpn knows alot about lost 😂. Where where peope burried in lost ?😮