I saw you deliver a baby on Mr. D the other day and got excited like I was 8 years old. "BABE THATS NATE! YOU DONT KNOW HIM BUT I LOVE THAT GUY!"
@user-ld6iv6ko3q13 сағат бұрын
What is Mr. D???
@creepycast18 сағат бұрын
And after I told the subway joke and said ‘what if our mascot was a pedophile?…’ ever since then I see these red dots of light Following me everywhere. man I was really apprehensive about using that joke, but it must’ve really hit the right button cuz now Ive got a bunch of paparazzi I guess that are hiding in the bushes all the time. I have everybody I know, looking out for my pictures so far we still haven’t seen any. I wonder where they’ve been posting them
@creepycast19 сағат бұрын
Oh God, I am just was so into listening to you and I’ve heard this one before I’ve I watched this video before and so I don’t like reruns. I hate reruns actually, but you were hilarious and I really love this cause my brother is a huge celebrity type nerd that everybody wants to be their CIS OP etc. and also Im hybridnerdy and I’m like one of the first original podcasters etc., etc. and I used to make my own stupid webpages way back in like 93 or 94 with which took several pages of code That you have to find and copy and paste all over the web to take you know you know 3000 freaking characters per page and then you would need like three full 8 1/2 x 11 pages worth of code stuff to get one originally colored background to your site like a weird turquoise green or something that has a whole bunch of different lines of code of colors together and somehow it mixes it like paint ha ha, and one bouncing gif(I think actually oh it was the envelope for the clickable email link ha ha ha and of course, the actual clickable link to email me. It took me forever to perfect it ha ha and I was all into it now I am so sick to death of anything tech because what would’ve taken me five minutes to do on paper now takes me five freaking days, five weeks or five months and lots of fines for whatever has a deadline because I will only spend five or 6000 hours a day trying to do something and then I just get tired of trying to sign in and forget all about it (cause there’s always something else that I’m trying to sign in on to beat another deadline or you know get food or something important like that) and I’m yelling about my own damn accounts cause I’m too stupid to know the answers to my own security, questions. I’ll also too stupid to keep all of the hackers from getting into my bank account and making fake charges. I am comforted to know that the more trouble Website gives me about signing in (dear msdumbshit it has been over 90 days since your last sign in you must make a new password that has 1800 characters one shape and three cuss words and must not have any letters that are used in your name or your email or your address or anybody else’s name or email or address then you must do the jump rope pantomime movements to Spanish dancer, turn around Spanish dancer, touch the ground… send us a picture of your butt print from a non-faxable, printer machine, etc. etc. and we will allow you to sign in) yeah after all of that fun stuff those are the most likely companies to be in the news apologizing about a data breach that left all of us open for all kinds of evil crime ha ha ha so yeah I’m glad all the security bs works out or I don’t know who the the. point of this rant was that you were talking all that ‘stuff’ about Steve Jobs and Apple and this that and your sirname is Macintosh that is the best part.
@creepycast20 сағат бұрын
‘… but I don’t know this bitch.’ lol that is so true though it’s not even a joke anymore scary right
@kamenanew986722 сағат бұрын
Ima resist the urge to shout first or sumthin. Um...hashtag downwithtech.
@TheNewFlesh19 сағат бұрын
This took a lot of restraint and I feel it should be acknowledged and applauded
@hinglemccringleberry8674Күн бұрын
Not funny to say it but yes, there is a very strong strain of anti-humanism in a subset of tech. Some actually WANT AI to get rid of humanity, they think they're building our successors. I wish I were kidding, but one of the founders of Google is this kind of anti-humanist.
@hinglemccringleberry8674Күн бұрын
the ugly secret is, people love certain kinds of crap, and TikTok is one of the kinds of crap they love. Your rant is spot on. You might as well be speaking ancient Greek to people under 25 though. They'll only get it AFTER it has fucked up their lives.
@matthewmckay2975Күн бұрын
Brilliant
@asukachan78992 күн бұрын
"The flAMEs are big" with that hop 🤣🤣🤣
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
haha thank you
@asukachan78992 күн бұрын
Totally agree with the robots dancing, it's nothing special. But playing the piano??? With those stiff fingers of steel, yeah I'd actually be impressed...and then I'd worry about the kind of sinister things that such dexterity could allowrobots to do!
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Well... lot of theories there
@mbuperevetasek6452 күн бұрын
Nathan that was awesome. Your comedy is engaging and hilarious and most especially the message behind is true. Keep doing it man all the best ❤.
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Appreciate you checking it! Thank you
@gofiodetrigo87562 күн бұрын
laughs guaranteed this is medicine folks
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Thank you
@tasireN2 күн бұрын
Facts in 2024
@asukachan78992 күн бұрын
This special was so good! I've watched it twice but the shorts still get me laughing my a$s off, every single time! Your best one yet, Nathan 🎉
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Thank you
@mbuperevetasek6453 күн бұрын
❤
@hahamasala3 күн бұрын
Nerds are the most underappreciated people. They have given us comfortable, fun lives and we can watch comedy on KZfaq because of them!
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Truly hope this is a joke
@hahamasalaКүн бұрын
@@nathanmacintosh Not a joke at all. Without nerds and engineers, we'd be living in the stone age. KZfaq and smart phones wouldn't exist! (I used to be an engineer.)
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
@@hahamasala Ugggghhhhh yeah man. Without phones where would we be? What would we have done? Nerds are greatly appreciated until they decided to engulf the entire universe and everyones brains
@hahamasalaКүн бұрын
@@nathanmacintosh Yeah, some of them got a little power hungry. But I mostly blame the guys in Finance! 😀
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
@@hahamasala I'm going with them all
@victorope53673 күн бұрын
I've listened to this video more than 7 times and it still cracks me up 😂😂❤
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Thank you for checking it!
@BigDome13 күн бұрын
Dude this is just unreal.... Non stop hilarious jokes and really scathing observations. If it wasn't so funny it would be depressing, and honestly it does make you think. But above all just really funny. Amazing. So looking forward to seeing more.
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Big Dome! Thank you man
@stevievannailinpalin45834 күн бұрын
Came here from the MSSP dawg house
@Chef_BoyarDiesel_Fuel3 күн бұрын
Same 🫡
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Woooo thank you for checking it
@asukachan78994 күн бұрын
Funny and on point, but I agree: leave people's jobs alone! Except commercial cleaning (bathrooms and streets). Robots should take those jobs so that people can pursue more fulfilling careers. I'm not talking about the meticulous house cleaning or housekeeping. Just the gross stuff.
@MasonSStarkey4 күн бұрын
Best special of 2024 i said it One a 'technical' level hes got a punchline every 10 seconds, gets LAUGHS every single joke And on a topical level, the most relevant observations and ingenious conclusions best part is first comedian ive liked that my wife would actually enjoy and not feel like 'its comedy for just dudes' WILL be watching out for you in Philly!
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
Thank you! Really appreciate this message. Show your wife and I'm there in Oct
@hinglemccringleberry86744 күн бұрын
"no amount of crying is going to fill your fridge" definitely holds up!
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
haha yeah that won't change
@mxmang4 күн бұрын
This is spectacular. This is like Bill Burr at 200 percent joke delivery .. But with a squeaking voice like lemon grab.... This is my favorite special of 2024!
@mingaminga71965 күн бұрын
Trust the machine or a dude high AF?
@kamenanew98675 күн бұрын
I will watch every short just to boost this creepy algor monstor.
@psychoblack14115 күн бұрын
Its just the obvious unavoidable steps to socialism
@klayborne72435 күн бұрын
Kinda funny but that voice just kills it
@nathanmacintosh4 күн бұрын
Can see it
@grtjr715 күн бұрын
Comedy has fallen ! Are there no funny comedians left ?
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
Not here
@Patat0four5 күн бұрын
Well, AI industry is looking at a 600B$ invesment debt as for 2024, maybe it's not a morgage, but it's enough money for not giving a shit about chewing people lifes.
@asukachan78995 күн бұрын
"The world's on fire but we're still ice cold. Coke" 😂😂😂 that would be a great add.
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
I think it would fly
@user-jz9nn4kx1k5 күн бұрын
Who else is snortin percocets ? 🤪... .......................🙄
@julianbrown92925 күн бұрын
If I imagine that robots or AI are to man what man is to God, and I conclude that the reason we create robots to do what we do is because those robots don’t share the same needs or desires as we do (like a paycheck), this begs the question why we were created in the first place. What motivation do we lack that our angel or elohim predecessors had? This is a hypothetical question, please don’t excommunicate or worse, cancel me.
@nathanmacintoshКүн бұрын
I would never excommunicate you
@wafiknasralla97885 күн бұрын
This entire thing looks completely ad libbed, so funny
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
Thanks for checking it man
@julianc.a29936 күн бұрын
Plot twist, he got his sketch from AI
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
daaaaaamn
@brockwhite86996 күн бұрын
Bill Burr: I shall call him ... Mini Me
@Russell-rc6qq6 күн бұрын
I'll bet half the chumps over here who don't like the beatles couldn't name 5 of there songs. What a bunch of idiots.
@Mandaleighloni6 күн бұрын
Just stumbled across you on a short on instagram and you’re absolutely hilarious. Haven’t laughed out loud so much from stand up 👏👏
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
Appreciate you checking this out!
6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂☝🏻🧠❤️❤️❤️❤️ there's definitely something INTO IT✔️💫
@michaelbonesmusic7 күн бұрын
yeah hot moms! haha
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
Indeed
@manu.vision7 күн бұрын
Nathan sent me (from his IG)
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
It's working! ahha thank you
@jedipat2047 күн бұрын
Voice forever going through puberty lol
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
One day...
@q.q.p.p7 күн бұрын
Lev Fer Sent moi
@kerrynjordaan7 күн бұрын
Exactly!! But then my kids scratched the CRAP out of the DVD's and now i steam...i think i need to go live on a farm, far away from tech and TV's. Love your stuff Nathan 🤩
@thesoloveichiks1597 күн бұрын
I know why everyone hates Greta. I'm all for sustainability but I watched one of her "rallys" and there was a pile of trash from the event.... and not from an organized cleaning
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
This one reason is why?
@thesoloveichiks1595 күн бұрын
@@nathanmacintosh Well.... to be frank, she does have an exceptionally punchable face lol. Also, I haven't used a straw or plastic bottle in many years, so the hypocrisy drives me nuts. And she's a corporate stooge, knowingly or not.
@thesoloveichiks1594 күн бұрын
@@nathanmacintosh My response was removed. Gotta love YT. Greta is bought and paid for. And I haven't used a straw or bottle in many years, so the hypocrisy drives me up a wall
@ltsgoyanks7 күн бұрын
He's GOOD!
@nathanmacintosh5 күн бұрын
Appreciate you
@roproart65297 күн бұрын
Brother! This is fantastic comedy! Go to the alps and yodle, whore? Genius! Keep going bro.