The goat with goaty stats eh?

Can't kick a ball but can drive his massive fist through people's faces!

Before or after the booze up?

Which position do you think he should go?

Vanilla Rice sliding down the pitch. Hope he doesn't spill over and go down the drain!

Ha! My left foot, but he's actually right footed!

@@moyesinho ye bro 🤣🤣🤣

Still waiting for Christy brown too be put in 🤣

Gimme a chance, bro! I've got to sift through all the comments and decide the winner first!

Which part?

Christy brown is the player and it's from a film called my left foot look it up bro

@@seanconnolly8201 I've seen! Daniel Day-Lewis and Brenda Fricker were amazing in it. Shame her next big role was the bird lady in Home Alone 2 though :s

Does he have the Wigkeeper Playstyle+ as well? I think he would also make tackles in which Brexit means Brexit!

Totally has the Turtle King playstyle+ !

Isn't that just his normal finishing stat anyway?

Will he serenade the other 19 teams in the Prem to help them fall asleep?

😆 🤣 😆 🤣 He's a springy child, he just hasn't the opportunity to show it off!

😆 He's totally as wide as he is tall, has his mum tattooed on his neck, the Prince's Feathers on 1 arm and Jesus on the other! Spends too much time at 'Spoons and play lots of darts but can only.manage a 3 dart average of 14.

@@moyesinhofr 😂

I hope he doesn't get Brexit tackled by Coca-Cola Palmer!

He gets in if he can pack Thierry Henry for my Ultimate Team squad!

If he gets in the team along with Ian Rush they can have matching manly mustaches!

Hulk the Brazilian, Hulk the Incredible or Hulk the Hogan, brother?

​@@moyesinhohulk the incredible

😆 He has one vision: retire into his bed made out of his wife's money!

Add bale

Probably went for a leak behind a tree at Bute Park one summer, now's he's legally called Kylian Ap Mbappe and can totally represent Wales now :D

Got to try and prise those golf clubs out of his hands first! :o

I...don't...know...After this dismal attempt he'll have to be a starter.

...Boyesinho...is that you I see in the distance, brother?

That's a blast from the past! Noted!

Whos heskey 💀

Emile Heskey, Leicester, Liverpool and England legend of the game :)

We'll have to take off golf from his list of three priorities! :p

Add Gareth bale

Ooh, changed your mind after the Iceland match? You never know, France might not even get out of their own group of death!

Good shout. Time for the golden generation to shine, maybe?

Here's hoping for a third Community Shield loss in a row too :D

Ooh, football could finally come home this summer. Who's your bet for top goalscorer?

In that case, I'm getting rid of 2 players! The jammy b******!

...Harry Winks?

@@moyesinho hart maguire

Harry maguire

@satisfyingmilkshake3073 Get those likes in ol Slabhead"s gone!

West Ham, what about you?

@@moyesinho city

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Don't you worry good sir, there's a video for that too! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pt-BZZqcrsiwqGg.html

@moyesinho as a man United fan I needed that video right now. But as a proud irish man and cork city fc season ticket holder the absolute state of irish football ill the 20 years is so depressing 😞 😢

Is it as bad as the Welsh Premiership and having a 135 point deduction suspended for a whole raft of offences (as well as 2 other teams being deducted points for fielding illegible players)? Also, the top team in Wales is from England who went invincible in a farmer's league in the land of farmers :o

And he's only just got into the team too! Poor boy! End his Man U hell and get those likes in!