Before the bronzeage collapse we could see that the eygptians spoke of themselfs as gods. But, we have found remains that dates to right after the collapse with whrigtings on where they littiraly say ”i beg you, please god help me”, that gives you an understanding of the profound danger and helplessness they were in
@wassergeist740116 сағат бұрын
I love the fact Bronze Age became trendy! Long live the tragic history of Man!
@R3TR0J4N21 сағат бұрын
god damn Atlanteans 😅
@ethandurstКүн бұрын
They were white
@Harib_Al-Saq9 сағат бұрын
Lol so what
@ethandurst9 сағат бұрын
@@Harib_Al-Saq I don’t like brown people
@AdirovideosКүн бұрын
We wuz sea peoplez n shiet, comin down from hyperboreaz
@TheDrunkHamsterКүн бұрын
And only Egypt barely survived because they were the last to get hit and had plenty of time to prepare.
@lolasdm6959Күн бұрын
No, they had the most manpower, and were least reliant on chariots.
@theunfortunategeneralКүн бұрын
They spammed cheap milita units ^^
@nurgleschosen81452 күн бұрын
I think the sea people can stay home. They don't have to entertain the 5 people that are playing total war pharaoh.
@theunfortunategeneralКүн бұрын
The Sea-people are fully comited to their entertainment..
@nurgleschosen8145Күн бұрын
@@theunfortunategeneral well their choice I suppose.
@Regendorf2 күн бұрын
Why is something as expensive as bronze swords simply thrown into a common pile? Each of them is someone's personal property
@theunfortunategeneral2 күн бұрын
Their property now!
@fidelitascastro34432 күн бұрын
Sardinians, for no reason at all, decided to destroy civilization, and then did nothing for thousands of years after
@theunfortunategeneral2 күн бұрын
Their one footnote
@renze15593 күн бұрын
The indo-european bronze age chads arrive
@cardboardbox1913 күн бұрын
Son of a gun II may need a new computer my one probably can't mange,
@theunfortunategeneral2 күн бұрын
Bestthing with Pc games. Lets you know how shitty your Pc has become.
@adamharlot59274 күн бұрын
How could you be blind not to see the people coming from the sea, the Hittites didn’t stand a chance
@GrumpyScamp4 күн бұрын
This game looks very interesting indeed! I might have to get it!
@theunfortunategeneral4 күн бұрын
Recommend it. Hows it going with you?
@GrumpyScamp4 күн бұрын
@@theunfortunategeneral I'm fine thank you! Not been doing KZfaq for a while but I watch videos sometimes.
@theunfortunategeneral4 күн бұрын
@@GrumpyScamp Yea I feel that. Just not feeling like it. It will come back.
@asellandrofacchio72635 күн бұрын
🤢🤮
@chrishamilton75165 күн бұрын
Mediterranean Illegal Immigrant Experience
@ChristosGoulios6 күн бұрын
play a good total war pls :#
@joehill40946 күн бұрын
Proceeds to completey ignore my fortified coastline and goes down into the Nile to be destroyed in Kush. Pretty lame invasion.
@theunfortunategeneral6 күн бұрын
As long as it aint my lands getting pillage im very happy.
@luxborealis3 күн бұрын
Except the eastern Delta, they love raiding that region for some reason. Otherwise the Libu raiders are a far bigger threat.
@angelfan16Күн бұрын
Why isn't Kush fortified, you moron?
@cesaravegah37876 күн бұрын
Best historian quote, "The Egyptians carefully recorded their victories against the sea people, the thing is that each of it was sucesively closer and closer to their capital"
@aguspuig66154 күн бұрын
that goes hard as fuck
@javo5270Күн бұрын
reminds me of germany in ww2, people joked about how the victories were getting closer to home
@lolasdm6959Күн бұрын
Korea did that against the Wei
@lordnicholasbuzanthefearle21556 күн бұрын
The scientists and engineers arrive
@IceniTotalWar6 күн бұрын
I think i have this mod 🤔 or maybe it's the 1100AD mod for Rome 2. Hopefully your Georgia campaign goes better than mine.
@theunfortunategeneral6 күн бұрын
RTW2 has the 1100AD. ATW has the 1212AD. I do hope so too
@devastater976 күн бұрын
Ah yes the most mysterious civilization in Human history. Don't who they were, where they came from, just that they were REALLY good coastal raiders that hailed from somewhere in the Mediterranean.
@isaacgriffin56906 күн бұрын
Well we have some idea of where they came from. Sardinia, Sicily, Greece. They weren't a unified culture. More so a confederation of convenience that likely would have added to its # from the country folk after sacking the local city. Or perhaps the locals had rebelled against their local nobility and sought out the Sea People or the "Sea People" weren't even one people and was instead several waves of mass migrants fleeing natural disasters
@misanthropicservitorofmars21165 күн бұрын
The Phoenicians paying island barbarians to pillage the Bronze Age civilizations who keep turning the levant into a battle royale.
@wingedhussar14532 күн бұрын
@@isaacgriffin5690do we have pottery etc of the sea people from that region or is that a guess
@Big_Caesar1Күн бұрын
They are probably Hellenic
@eom1682Күн бұрын
@@wingedhussar1453 We have lots of remants of civlizations from that era, the big problem is that egyptians never accurately identified them and so we don't know exactly wich civilization they came from. We can only guess by those who existed in that same era and had enough technology and expertise to build ships and weapons capable to rival the egyptians.
@user-dk6cc3nm4b7 күн бұрын
Oh my, sea men are all over us...
@theunfortunategeneral6 күн бұрын
ahaa
@stefanomartinazzi59825 күн бұрын
Hey look! The pharo has seaman on his back!
@theunfortunategeneral7 күн бұрын
Obiously one of the consequenses of my pc having a meltdown is all my settings got resetted. And my mic muted or something.
@theunfortunategeneral7 күн бұрын
Also due to the video being so long and mute. I decided to add some .. whatever you call them. Bookmarks or something, so you can find the battles that you so wish.
@rubensosaortiz82307 күн бұрын
Time to collapse the Bronze Age
@thecobaltemperor8 күн бұрын
- show up out of nowhere -obliterate Bronze Age civilization -refuse to elaborate -leave
@isaacgriffin56906 күн бұрын
Not exactly. The Philistines were Greeks who were part of the Sea People. After being defeated by the Egyptians, the Pharoah saw their usefulness as warriors so gave them the Gaza Strip to act as a buffer for any future invasions of Egypt from the Levant. They were illiterate so ya, they didn't leave a record behind.
@ilium67406 күн бұрын
@@isaacgriffin5690 Yeah they were very likely Greeks and other Aegean people like the Lycians who resorted to piracy when their economies and societal structures collapsed. It makes sense since they were already a sea faring people who raided, pillaged and fought as mercenaries around the Mediterranean. "The Sea Peoples" may have even sacked Troy.
@DRourkey3 күн бұрын
It's crazy that it's called the bronze age because they mostly do Greek stuff and they were like, dark white
@angryvaultguyКүн бұрын
@@DRourkeyerrrm no it's because they used bronze metal
@stevengreen9536Күн бұрын
@thecobaltemperor Actually that is not entirely correct. The sea peoples did damage for sure. But by that point the empires they attacked were suffering from droughts and famine. Multiple factors were at play.
@alphaomega9389 күн бұрын
The Phoenician defamation league comes to cancel another kingdom
@Sorinoir9 күн бұрын
Mediterranean bronze age vikings
@theunfortunategeneral9 күн бұрын
History do repeat itself every few centuries.
@powerist2097 күн бұрын
Though there were old speculation that many had iron weapons… Either that or early forms of Iron weapons (maybe low tin bronze or copper) were adopted in response to bronze shortages.
@Sorinoir9 күн бұрын
Are sea people greek?
@ztcgamer96529 күн бұрын
No one really knows It’s possible But they also could’ve been from North Africa
@theunfortunategeneral9 күн бұрын
@@ztcgamer9652 I will assume and suggest that they come from what we know as Greece. (among other places). But as you said. We dont know. Which makes it even more thrilling!!!
@antediluvianarchive79589 күн бұрын
They were most likely a mix of Sardinians, Macedonians, and many other people along the Mediterranean. Think of them less as one ethnic group, but a confederation of several, similarly to the European Huns that wouldve come much later
@alphaomega9389 күн бұрын
Phoenician defamation league
@Pathfinder-RO8 күн бұрын
They were multiple ethnicities
@unowno12311 күн бұрын
the greeks at it again
@beaverdam119918 күн бұрын
Nice game!
@theunfortunategeneral17 күн бұрын
Yes the game is good. It has some flaws but otherwise.
@Beencheeling18 күн бұрын
While i love the mod, i'd love even more if we could get the explorer mod in just pure vanilla, no added bs, just vanilla with you travening wherever you want
@IceniTotalWar22 күн бұрын
You really are the most Unfortunate General ! R.I.P. my friend, gone but not forgotten 😭😭😭😭
@simonlancaster181529 күн бұрын
Do you have a high spec PC? The units, smoke and battlefield look better than what most other streamers show.
@theunfortunategeneral29 күн бұрын
I cant answer that. But I know that the video Quality ebbs in and out.
@IceniTotalWarАй бұрын
Had this on my Steam wish list long time, it just went into full release last Friday but i haven't bought it yet. I got Civ 6 for $2 and UEBS for i think $3 but haven't installed yet as i haven't had time. So it's still in beta and no UK ?
@theunfortunategeneral29 күн бұрын
No UK sadly.
@cacksm0kerАй бұрын
"Who's that, then?" "Dunno. Must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got shit all over 'im."
@Cha4kАй бұрын
The should be a keybind for "Scoff"
@mineturtle2Ай бұрын
Wait, this is Warhammer?... I only played space crusade or whatever..
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
Yes this is warhammer. The third. Fantasy.
@BlondieYouTubeАй бұрын
They look like hard working serfs right now, but when you're not there they are speaking about socialist / Anarcho-syndicalism theory behind your back.
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
Thats why you assign hench-- Managers, to make sure they ... are happy.
@kingofthehamstersАй бұрын
That peasant/non noble just walked past you on your road!! He should have been walking through the furrows on the side if you're on the road! (Also, why on earth are you letting your peasants see you off a horse so far from your men. Asking for trouble. Putting ideas in their heads, when they have tools in their hands.)
@TheAmazingTwistАй бұрын
I didn't vote for you!
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
You dont vote for kings!
@saewings4963Ай бұрын
Well, how'd you become king, then?
@SnafuWTАй бұрын
@@saewings4963 build a group, then win battles and conquer land.
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
Just enjoying the view of my sla-- serf-- MY peasants! Working their land. Yes yes
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
Sorry of the long video. You know how I become when I think I can "get it all done in this episode". Im also very amazed that it took + 1.30 hours to play 5 turns.
@911WASanINSIDEjob420Ай бұрын
thats funny because everytime ive ever used them they barley do any damage
@lokiikol2917Ай бұрын
this is from a mod I think, Darthmod maybe ?
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
@@lokiikol2917 Yes DarthMod.
@desserted5446Ай бұрын
my god....
@theunfortunategeneralАй бұрын
Now they´re there. Now they not.
@sdhubbardАй бұрын
What happens if you split up your artillery into two groups, and have them facing the fort at perpendicular angles, like one line of artillery is attacking from the North, and one from the West? I tried something like that in Fall of the Samurai, and when I hit a unit with shrapnel shot while it was facing perpendicular to my line of fire, it did a lot of damage.