Bottled 1000 island is gross. Making your own, sooooo good.

Always appreciate Theo being REAL. 🔥🙌🤙🙏

2:01 it was almost as big as the mj meme

By showing that part of you to the world, Sean, you empower millions that love Theo’s podcast, and Theo himself… to share/process/eventually triumph (hopefully) over their pasts.. their demons. You are both inspiringly empathetic with one another, and the sort of men that real men aspire to become. God bless you both. Most moving podcast clip I’ve ever seen. Just inspiring as it gets. God bless you both, again, and sending all the love and prayers our family can muster, sincerely. ❤

theo a riff god tbh

I thought this was AI generated for a second

twigs

That was so hilarious man!

2 weeks so sober today. Even had the urge to go to a dispensary to get my crave out of the way but didn’t. One day at a time.

I love the zipper its rare to find now

"neighborhood sausage" 😂😂😂 taste depends on which neighborhood you ordered from...in LA probably just a bum's peen.

I dont believe him since the thumbnail anyway !

Best video ever, thank u for this🎉🎉🎉

SAL IS A BEAUTIFUL BABE, BABES

I think porn and social media have really warped the minds of young people’s expectations for sexual partners.

I wish you an me could talk sometime, I'm serious.. I'm not trying to flirt or anything i mean it's not like I wouldn't, I think you Purdy dang hot for a younger guy.. but we really have so much in common everything from our parents to our southern accent.. I love the Tim fletcher podcast you did...I watched it all day yesterday and some others you did.... I don't know if you'll even read this or you may have a guy that does that for you but I know one thing you sure can read fast,now I'm getting off subject 😂 lawd have mercy.... I'm tired honey I'm writing this at 11.37 I've been up almost 2 days with my mama broke her shoulder so I've been Here helping her do cooking cleaning ext.... all in between watching your podcast. Well I'll talk atcha later honey goodnight 😊😊

Felt that

They smell bad.

I've been called beautiful all my life but men are too nervous to ask me out. They're about to approach me then shy away. I rarely get asked out but attract creeps.

The Zipper is an international menace. I grew up in London, Ontario, Canada and it was the best ride at the local Western Fair. My earliest near-death experience 😅

As someone whos been through childhood trauma he should've smoked weed, helped for me😅

I have a bolt of lightening for a wiener and I’m about to strike!

You can control this by literally just changing what you put in your body. If you have recurrent and/or untreated gout you’re just asking to get kidney stones and that’s a thousand times worse than having gout. 🤓

Getcher eyes back in ur head Samuel.

Only good on a Big Mac

That’s a mighty fine a pickin’ and a singin’! Imma give y’all 10 dolla a piece!

After retiring, when we're all watching the news and seeing the swat team taking out Sean at the front of his house after he's killed someone, we'll remember this interview and how he warned everybody.

The corn liquor is killing me

Theo had me dying "he had so much salt he showed up on the periodic table" lol

When I was getting all my tattoos about 20 years ago, every artist would only do so much ink in one sitting... I was always told that the body can't handle too much ink in one day. Nowadays people are getting their entire back done within two days... did the ink change or do people just not give a shit about health risks anymore?

That’s not even funny

Bro the days of approaching chicks is over i will never ever approach a chick in person again dating apps are sueriorn in every way

This podcast is propaganda I love dating apps.

This guest is a genius. This has to be taught in schools.

Nikki when you gonna settle down you pushin 40 😂

volcano's on ozempic, eh?

“You got mail practice” is tooo funny

This made me realize how dehydrated I am right now🤣🤣🤣

Gout sucks big time!

So you want to find a dead body ?? . You need to find Jesus Christ

Ive never had a romantic experience/relationship with a woman that wasn’t initiated by the woman first. It’s just not worth being publicly humiliated and having your reputation ruined for going up and talking to a woman who isn’t interested in you.

Surrendering my life to God, Complete sobriety, and practicing Celibacy & therapy saved my life. I had to turn my back on life as I knew it and walk a whole new path. I allowed Christ to do a New Thing in my life. It was the best decision I have ever made.

What’re we fightin ova gahbage for?

Move to Hawaii if you want gout. All my old-timer friends had it bad. I never had it and it came on there. Food sources, pork mainly for me causes it to flare. It's not a two or five minute ordeal, more like 1 to 7 days of some serious pain if you eat to much.

Im not afraid, im just tired man. I already live alone and have to support myself and work 10-12 hours a day and try to exercise 1-2 hours every day. Ive gotten zero dates in the past year, every girl i met last year rejected me and the few relationships ive had felt like another full time job just trying to keep her happy. I dont think it’s worth it at this point.

I work in a meat department at a grocery store and we always make fun of people for having gout in our department 😂

i am DYING over you sending letters to this girl that you miss her! and wish it could be different, when you havent even met her! and ran 12 miles away from her

Bro. Like 1/100th of the profile pictures online seem to be "Big Sal". And Sal, you are looking so good these days. So much more fit and healthy. ❤

It's the Kings disease, which multiple kings back in the day ate the best pork, drank the best of beer and wine, never knowing why they would wake up one morning and couldn't stand on their feet.

Impractical Jokers is like jackass without the vulgarity and violence.