You'll carry yourself as king. Can't understand me right now? Just listen to this when you eighteen!

i mean some people been knowing this for years and they been know as the cockroaches of the sea, honestly its other ones also know as roaches, and biblically speaking did say we wasn't supposed to eat them but now its ok,

I laughed after she said ever “rule”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

im sorry and no disrespect but this is a message from satan

Bro pack your bags smfh

We KNOW it’s a Coke can so we THINK it’s red😮

SAME, 😂 I said cheesin fam when I woke up this morning and stopped immediately like what!? I had no idea I have a Kendrick portal inside me. 😅

I be screaming “WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP” when I play with my dogs.

whoa....smh

As an Introvert with a dash of Petty, I’d gladly host a few gatherings a month in MY garden.

Crack music!!

“I be at new ho king eating fried rice with the dip sauce and a blammy crodie”

That's not an std. It is a hsv but not one that is transmitted through sex. It is specifically found under nails or around nails or just on your finger

Lady if you don’t get yo ass off my damm ring camera 🙄😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

“We don’t wanna hear you say ngga no mooooooreee” that had my jaw on the floor 😂

That's crazy

W I L D

"Naw fuck dat" was too real for me im out ctfu 😭😭😭😭

Oh hell no... thats evil incarnate

Whattttttttt omfg ohhhh hell no

The brain sees the coco cola logo and from memory fill in the negative space with the can color, nothing special. It's just loke 👈when the bairn👈 correct words from memory.

Black women…….please cover yourselves up….we already on a moral decline, no sense in causing us to fall more. The BM & BW need mental rehabilitation ASAP!

"Are you my frieeend?" "Are we locked iiiiinn?"

This is unbelievable!!! You can’t make this STUFF up!!! 😂😂😂 :::

She might be suffering with severely low self esteem, if i had to guess she might have BPD for her to have such a existentially low sense of self This makes me sad because i dealt with a similar mentality growing up and it feels familiar watching this

BRO! I've seen someone get jumped by a raccoon when he went to take out the trash at night. During SUMMER, in North Carolina, lmao.

Man! You can't edit it and leave us hanging like that

"Those blacks won't notice" 🤣

Man...HOW

It’s a Dark Knight Fish

😵‍💫🤣🫣😂🤷🏽‍♂️😳

I especially love the way he says that line "I hurt your /feelings?/ nnnyyyyou don't work with me no more - OKAY!" in the fake whiny voice, like he's making fun of how petty Drake is. I find myself saying this in my head now when I'm dealing with an overly sensitive person.

They probably puttin it in beef hotdogs already

They eatin Heffer holes

Humans go through the same thing, it’s more of a big problem with cows because they’re bigger, and not to mention their stomach has four different sections😂

I'd have busted out laughing and told that some funny stuff. Thanks for welcoming me to the neighborhood with a comedy act🤣

Licensed Nail Tech here. Lots of these places are full of unlicensed people that don't know how to properly sanitize and disinfect for clients. Very possible from using dirty implements and tools...Hepatitis can live in dried blood for 6 weeks.

"Some shit just cringeworthy, it ain't even gotta be deep I guess" is burned permanently into my brain for some reason

The most common one for me is just the "Mm.....Mmhmm", though there are many others.

It definitely matters, its like pineapple on pizza, you dont puree the pineapple and spread it on, then it would be gross for everyone including people like me who like it

That's terrifying damn

Possibility but unlikely

He sniffed the funky draws and licks his lips?!?!?! What?? WHY!!!

This is why i make my wings at home

This is what happens when you drink expired milk. Is what the title should say.

His fall off has to be studied six years ago he getting at least million views

I start w the budussy area. Then hair, everything else and rinse. Wow. Just wow.

😦

Still at it

She's full of bs