Can you tell us the story of the one time you got glasses from Walmart again?

Don’t give bad dragon any ideas zoran!!

when you try to misty step while in the fey wilds

How i wish to see the original perspectives as this was happening

How much blunt damage does a size 15 steel toe boot do to his head? 15d6?

Zoran?!

i wonder who is more motion sick from that? the bear in the hat or the armor in the background?

Counter: Old Shame - _"Daemons of Khorne are going to eat you out like ice cream sandwiches, once your red rage begins."_

Jokes on you, its been on for seven years already

"Who the hell starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"

WAT!

Ha jokes on you I've had that for years now.

This is why the Guard get flashlights

Skinwalker confirmed

i recoiled in fear

How does he make these noises lol

TIMING!

I love your characther

Guess what Zoran you just inhaled 4 days worth of sweaty socks and foot odor

Just like the blast templates in 3e. The directorial die has a mind of its own.

If Dimension Door was a cantrip

The blink spell in action

You can see the 40K fans by who panics and cries when the speech begins.

It’s everything.

And here i thought he could rip off his beard thank god he was just doing boomer stuff

Time stop and delayed spell metamagic with dimension door or blink.

Let's see how well you teleport after I cast *Rubber Bones*

Is this what a NPC sees when the wizard rolls a Critical Success on their Intimidation?

At least he didn’t cast testicular torsion.

Teleports behind you- here have a fireball candy

Never stop being you, Zoran.

This wizard has gone mad with his power! AND I'M ALL FOR IT!

That wizard Zoran is like Peter Pan, keeps jumping around using magic

Did he multiclass to the "Oath of throwing it back" Paladin?

Human Tau soldiers: Oh thank God-Emperor. Tau wondering how they survived. Imperial Guardsman baffled how he missed a stationary target. Eldar and Dark Eldar are laughing at this. Necrons knew this was going to happen. Orkz being Orkz.

I CAST MANUAL BREATHING

Average guardsman:

95% Hit BTW

Should have fielded Space Wolves, Russ.

I miss tts

That’s XCOM, baby!

"Why do you get so annoyed at XCOM?"

The Unsung War, bring the Ace Combat fans in. Amm0rok appeoves

You missed!!!!! With a MISSILE?!?!?!?!!

To paraphrase Mushu "He was 4 feet in front of you! How did you miss?"

Didn't it also damage the objective he was suppose to protect?

Is that Razgriz I’m hearing in the background!?

4th-degree extradimensional warp fuckery.

I swear this is every game I watch between tau and guard. Guard get all their good stuff deleted first turn. Or the guard miss everything first turn THEN get deleted.