What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk? Winnie the PEE-YEW!

I love you guys xxx

You would’ve earned a sub but since the last joke??? Nah

Why can't T-Rex clap their hands? Because they're dead.

wowww

I was going to make a joke about the wind. But it blows

Jesus is God Exodus 3:14 (God speaking) And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you. John 8:58 (Jesus speaking) Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am. God called Himself "I am" and Jesus called Himself "I am" which proves He is God in the flesh. Now we're just waiting for Jesus to return for us believers. Titus 2:13 Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. Just like you and I have a body, a soul and sprit (because God made us in His image) God has a body (Jesus), a soul (Father), and a spirit (Holy Spirit). The main difference at the moment is that God can move Himself independently while we cannot move our souls or spirits independently of our body. --- There Are None Righteous Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: Luke 5:31-32 (Jesus speaking) 31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick. 32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

The problem with political jokes, are sometimes they get elected.

When you hit Dwayne Johnson on the butt, it's the same as hitting Rock bottom.

I was trying to remember the name of that singer Rihanna used to date...and then it hit me

I just can't stand cripple jokes.

Matt Shadows sure gained a lot of weight

So fake 😒🙄

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Jus came across this but I'm actually glad for the click bait so I don't get nightmares 😂

0:57 SUFFER with me MONGRELS

where are you? its been a long day

I was struggling finding a hole, then I fell.

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This is what I’m going to do to my partner if she announces she’s pregnant.

Hey Haley, are you ready to mingle & eat Pringles with me?

Hey hailey

Did he mention her name?

*H E Y H A I L E Y !*

lol this is awesome

The potato one was fun:)

Dad jokes are the best.

Couldn't have been that annoyed as they were both in bed and him not on the couch alone.

377 people paid $50 to have a potato in their face

Hey Hayley.

*what you call human with no body and nose? the answer= NOBODYNOSE 😂*

What Aussie legends!!

What Aussie legends!!

Australians?

Where's donna

Me when I have a girlfriend

Parts of my soul died

THIS SHIT SOOOO FAKE IS A COPY FROM THE ASIAN GUY THAT WORKS IN A RESTAURANT GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET A. VIRAL YOU ARE SO BORING 🦄🦄🦄🦄😃😃💩💩💩💩

What kind of move are you doing when you're wrestling someone? nahh it would be a dick move if I say it.

What do you call a petophile dinosaur A veloci-raper

0:50 top ten moments before disaster White van behind them

I was gassy this one day and I had a teacher help me with my work Boy that was some good *toot* ering

Lmao what kind of shoes do the pedos where white vans

At 0:55 I like how there is a white van in a he back ground

I think thats his wife

1:22 That eyebrow raise. XD

A dick ted

let the games begin

Your gf is cool

When did the tennis player want to play tennis Ten-ish