sorry you just can't be a true believer in NPC progressive orthodoxy and also a comedian. it's so desperately unfunny.
@keithlowell15 сағат бұрын
Hey man, as long as I keep getting paid and getting to travel for being unfunny, I'm totally good with it. Go me! How you doin'?
@danahaney9350Күн бұрын
Your whiny voice is annoying.
@GrimFawkner2 күн бұрын
Thanks for sharing your KZfaq on that fb post 🙂 enjoying your sense of humour all the way from rural Australia!
@keithlowell15 сағат бұрын
Thanks! Glad to have ya here.
@kevdmiller2 күн бұрын
The Archies! LMAO! That melody could TOTALLY be an Archies song! (And I'd still like "Sugar Sugar" more lol)
@keithlowell2 күн бұрын
@@kevdmiller I love The Archies
@chalk66663 күн бұрын
does this guy use rent a crowd
@keithlowell2 күн бұрын
No. They actually pay ME to be there. Look, you can hate my comedy, but you gotta admire that I've conned so many people into believe its good! This is Emperor's New Clothes level shit right here!
@leshtricity23 сағат бұрын
it's a very tiny audience and he's preaching to the choir. nothing but empty platitudes and "LOL THE BIBLE ANIRITE???" schtick that has been a progressive "comedian" staple for going on decades.
@TomMSTie113811 күн бұрын
9 albums and 2 books? I need to update my collection.😁
@keithlowell11 күн бұрын
@@TomMSTie1138 well the last 4 albums don't exist as physical media. When I switched record labels and signed with 800 Pound Gorilla Media, they don't do physical media in most cases.
@TomMSTie113814 күн бұрын
It would be even funnier if the tattoo dude was wearing mixed fabrics and eating shellfish at the same time.
@greenthumb_mom_ca385522 күн бұрын
I did once watch an interviewer talk to a horse and bull sperm collector and yeah, my lot in life is pretty great, but I must say, they are very into it all. They full on have techniques and it really hovers around what I consider bestaility. Oogy.
@yoozkay23 күн бұрын
😂 love the timing you have. Pauses give the jokes more weight.
@keithlowell23 күн бұрын
That's a great... compliment. Thank you
@LordSlag23 күн бұрын
I love the idea that you're still out there, doing well, being funny. How's your daughter?
@keithlowell23 күн бұрын
Put your seatbelt on... She's 14. She's incredible. Makes music and art and me crazy.
@LordSlag23 күн бұрын
@@keithlowell Amazing! I'm so happy for you, bro! And yes, insanity is hereditary, you get it from your CHILDREN! :D Rock on!
@tylercarrell26 күн бұрын
I’ve been stopped by the police more than most in the 12 years I’ve had my license, my conservative estimate would be 90-100 times. I can almost always talk my way out of just about any ticket, out of the 90-100+ tomes I’ve been stopped. i only received 9 tickets (all of which were later dismissed in court)… that being said, every time a motorcycle cop has stopped me they’ve given me a ticket. I got stopped once on my motorcycle immediately after pulling out of a parking lot because “ i accelerated to quickly” since i only made it 50 yards from the parking lot i wasn’t speeding.. but he still came up with a BS ticket to give me cause he was pissed.. it was for riding with my helmet visor open.
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
Wow!
@zaqzilla126 күн бұрын
You're phone is covered under the 4th Amendment. You have no responsibility to give it to the police. I love cops. I hate stupid cops.
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
I can't say I love cops. The job description unfortunately appeals the worst elements in the worst kind of people and unfortunately the good ones tend to get pushed out or burnt out.
@levelhead115327 күн бұрын
In 1987 or so in Tucson i actually got pulled over by a cop who was in a car and I was on a bike. I was laughing. He said, "something funny?" I said, "not any more". He gave me a ticket. I went to pay it. The person working there looked at the ticket and said, "are you serious?" I said yup. Paid the ticket 28 bucks. Taxpayer dollars at work.
@samstevens717227 күн бұрын
Golly. Act like a jackass and then get treated like one. Shocking.
@keithlowell27 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's why it's funny. Comedy where I just talked about being cool, and everyone treating me like I was cool would be boring as fuck. Did you say Golly? That's rad. Thanks for that. Sincerely, Keith Lowell Jackass
@samstevens717227 күн бұрын
@@keithlowell I’ll give you a few more. “Cockamamie” as in your description of the synchronized movement of the bike cops. “Willy Nilly, To and Fro” Self explanatory, but I hate to see these old phrases disappear. Civility in comments is a dying art.
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
@@samstevens7172 I like that the cops dismounting from their bikes in a uniform fashion stretches the believability for you. I find that hilarious. Please keep commenting, you're entertaining me and its great for the algorithm.
@adiinbar99325 күн бұрын
@@samstevens7172 But only the first one is eyebrow-raising. "Willy-nilly", and "to and fro" are all still part of the day-to-day language, and "cockamamie" is in somewhat common use. "Golly" makes me feel like I'm watching a rerun of "Leave It to Beaver".
@edward_j_leblanc28 күн бұрын
This story has nice flavors of Alice‘s Restaurant.
@keithlowell28 күн бұрын
Arlo Guthrie, and Alice's Restaurant in particular is a huge influence on my story telling, and I am always flattered by that comparison. Thank you.
@NeoRocket00128 күн бұрын
20 years ago I too got pulled over in my town of 40k pop by a bicycle cop on one of the rare occasions I was on a bicycle. Me and my wife. And my wife likes my sense of humor and knows I can be a smarttass and I see her look of "don't do it" as soon as the cop swaggers up and asks... "Doya know why I pulled you over?" -pregnant pause- "Ummm because I messed up? Left a hand hangin out?" Cop, screws his face up, "What are you talking about?" "You know... The body in the trunk... Of my bike." Longggg deadpan look on the part of the cop. Long story short he was just touching bases with people on bikes and pedestrians informing the town had added bicycle cops and we could expect to see them around town. The trial run didn't last long and was discontinued as soon as summer started and never was restarted. Turns out while bicycle cop programs are cool in Long Beach and on the California coast and NYC and so... It may not be the best idea for a Southern Aridzona town with temps hitting 110f sometimes in early MAY! lol
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
Ha!
@mattmaxon7783Ай бұрын
I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop that was directed to me while riding my bicycle on the sidewalk. I refused to give my ID and after running my and figured out who I was, I noticed his name tag "F.P. Judge" and I asked what does the "F.P" stand for fucking prick ? He pulled out his nightstick "GET BACK!" in the end I got a ticket and had to appear in court
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
Damn! Sorry you had the experience.
@NomadcreationsАй бұрын
Great Humorous Story! But Sad Thats how Reality Is Now days
@NomadcreationsАй бұрын
Meaning a Lot Of Cops Techniques....
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
@killyacrittercreepybug4273Ай бұрын
If your story really happened like that a lawsuit won false imprisonment no real crime was committed in your story
@NomadcreationsАй бұрын
Yes, If Suing the Govt Would Be Success-full, bcz even if the govt looses, the govt wins bigger next round....
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
The system doesn't often favor those with little resources, unfortunately. I decided not to pursue it.
@terrancekayton007Ай бұрын
I like the way this guy delivers. It’s like hanging out, talking to a friend, tell a story.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thanks, that's a really good compliment.
@aspasiatull1336Ай бұрын
Great Story 🎉
@keithlowellАй бұрын
THANKS. Glad you enjoyed it.
@StoneE4Ай бұрын
Hindsight is 20/20 but I'm pretty sure I would have put the marshmallows in a box of donuts. 😁
@gusleamaАй бұрын
I am not making this up: This morning, when I was waiting for my coffee to finish brewing, the story about stealing donuts popped into my head. Now that's a strange coincidence.
@DailySourceАй бұрын
This video deserves more views than it’s gotten. Please like it and leave a comment because both of those things will cause KZfaq to show it to more people. I’ve never heard of this comic, but he deserves more views.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thanks!
@PeeCharles-cl1wkАй бұрын
It’s gotten just the right amount of views for how funny it was ratio
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
@@PeeCharles-cl1wk I like to imagine you made this comment after it got so many more views. Thanks.
@ULTRXBLXCKАй бұрын
This is a beautiful story.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thanks. Glad you liked it!
@TomMSTie1138Ай бұрын
In Pittsburgh, it's called a STEELERS Dozen.😁
@icee2943Ай бұрын
very under rated. definitely deserves more attention.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
THANKS!
@MarthaRoseMoore415Ай бұрын
Love this guy!
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thank you!
@gordonlove5121Ай бұрын
Hard to feel bad for anyone blocking traffic.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Well, that's fine. Nobody's asking you to feel bad.
@paulbrocker974Ай бұрын
Its funny cos its true. (Sorry about getting beaten by the cops)
@user-uv9jl4cg3sАй бұрын
You are a comedic god.
@MrDsturmanАй бұрын
the fact that he can’t remember what he was protesting shows how they just want a group to belong to and don’t give a shit about any cause
@wrenboy2726Ай бұрын
💯
@keithlowellАй бұрын
I remember fine, it was the first Persian Gulf War, enacted by George Bush Sr. I was making a joke about how often American is engaged in ridiculous wars, but you chose to see it through the filter of your own bias. I can do that too. Watch... That you assume other people don't have sincere feelings just speaks to how shallow and callous your own world views and actions are. That's fun, right?
@paulbrocker974Ай бұрын
@@keithlowell your talking to people who think Gutfeld or Fallon are funny.
@rcyoung1165Ай бұрын
This is an extremely unintelligent comment
@Billy_CarterАй бұрын
Or, it's the fact that we've had so many wars that are unjust.
@ofpfuryАй бұрын
1st I've seen you in long time. Thanks for sharing :)
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Yeah, there's more of me on other people's channels. Gonna try to be better about keeping my own updated
@LordSlagАй бұрын
HEY!! Look at you!! So glad to see you again and doing well.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Hey hey!
@jayandreas1131Ай бұрын
1st amendment. Smith v Cumming. 4th amendment violation.
@jayandreas1131Ай бұрын
Btw I’m not even American and I know this 😁
@keithlowellАй бұрын
So I contacted a lawyer here in Sacramento about suing the cops. This is a guy who has sued the local police several times successfully, and also a guy who used to produce the most awesome punk rock shows. He said, we might win. Do you want to keep living in Sacramento? I said, Yeah. He said, "Well, I'll take the case if you want, but know this. They will make it very uncomfortable for you to live here, and I don't think we'd get enough money to make this one worth that. It's up to you." And I had already been jailed, and threatened, and I have had my head stepped on and been choked by cops in the past, and I just wasn't up to the fight. I had bills to try and pay, and relationships I was trying to maintain. I just didn't have the emotional or other resources to fight them and unfortunately, they can count on that a lot of the time.
@DailySourceАй бұрын
@@keithlowell It is so sad that those are the people who are being paid to protect you, but they are doing the opposite.
@jayandreas1131Ай бұрын
@@keithlowell must be the greatest country in the world 🤣
@VoltairesRevengeАй бұрын
@@jayandreas1131Great enough to make half the people in your country put their lives on the line to get here 😒
@IsaacTreatАй бұрын
ACAB man. Always and forever.
@ImaginaryMdAАй бұрын
It's not illegal to take photos of police, btw. One of these days cops should realize this.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Most of them seem pretty sure the laws don't apply to them.
@samstevens717227 күн бұрын
Apparently these police realized it in the same story. When an actual photographer was taking pictures of them that they “posed” for. Pay attention. Or ignore the inconsistency, in this case.
@guard1300726 күн бұрын
@@keithlowell Courts actually decided that laws don't apply to them, and somehow that's one of the least fucked up things about cops.
@keithlowell25 күн бұрын
@@samstevens7172 So, you have a hard time believing people behave inconsistently sometimes, or just cops?
@adiinbar99325 күн бұрын
@@keithlowell No...I don't get the impression that he has a hard time believing people behave inconsistently. It's more that you have a hard time picking up on blatant sarcasm.
@VerilyDarkR0deАй бұрын
Oops..
@MusicandMonstersАй бұрын
Hilarious!
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thank you!
@sarahthompson9756Ай бұрын
Keith! I am so sorry they treated you this way though. Not ok. Also, way to get a free headshot!
@julesw70Ай бұрын
Keith is one of the best storytellers around. Always love watching him work.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thanks!
@sarahthompson9756Ай бұрын
This is so funny, Keith! Office Mustache and Officer Sunglasses. lol.
@keithlowellАй бұрын
Thank you
@cisium11842 ай бұрын
James Hetfield from Metallica.
@fegolem3 ай бұрын
Good to see you. It's been a while.
@DeconvertedMan5 ай бұрын
hehehe :D the only airport related joke I know of is that if you have a friend named Jack, its a REALLY bad idea to yell out to him "hi". "HI JACK!"
@alaskanadventures11645 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing! I heard "beth" and i swear it sounded like they were about to cry. Thank god for ac dc 8tracks!
@toughenupfluffy72948 ай бұрын
This isn't something I would do, but I know a guy who saw them coming, Bibles in hand, so he grabbed a shotgun and opened the door, saying, "What the fuck do YOU want?" Needless to say, there's a big red X on the map back in the church basement.
@unstopitable9 ай бұрын
LOL!
@chiefrecords_10 ай бұрын
This is sooo damn funny! “I would like to be a kitty” 😂😂😂😂