alternate title : hakita getting absolutely fucking bloodied while watching funny gopro kill every enemy 1 by 1

now do JumplessDashlessMayo%

7 hours of janitor

Now i get all the Chef tasks, P rank, All toppins, All 3 eyes. Jhon gutter at 100%

why are you playing on 4:3 also doesnt CTOP not count since it has different music

Sisyphus prime was the easiest thing in the challenge 💀

thanks bro i got 101% thanks to you

That red guy is a pepperoni goblin

"Full auto Full auto Fuller auto!" Gabe: for the love of god WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE ROOM

5:37 PIZZA TIME!!

Kitto: *Fights every enemy in ultrakill* Hakita: Can you just fucking leave already 😭😭😭

Gabriel's yappin' while V1's killing everyone in hell 💀

How do you find this secret level? Will Hakita giant plushy be there for me?

SSADISTIC --------------- ||||||||||||||||||||| | --------------- + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT + DISRESPECT 5:00

ultrakill lore in 7 minutes and 12 seconds:

hakita: "oh hi mr. frog! your not supposed to be here."

1:01 that guy was just casually walking and got brutally murdered 😭

Okay but how tf was he doing +quickdraw like that

-4:09

5:00 his overreacting got me dying😭🔥

7:10 MACHINE BRUTALLY SHOOTS AN INNOCENT GUARD, HAS MACHINARY HAS GONE TOO FAR??

“Hm, hm hmmm hm-hm, oh! Hey mister robot!” *”You’re not supposed to be here.”*

The parry is the most satisfying sound in this game beside the boss defeated theme

apparently there is stockfish in the game files so...

Yo i no understand this part

First Level Started: The Pig City Last Level Ended: Oh Shit! Total Time: 10:10 Max. Secrets at once: 5 (Also bushman noted that at 8:50, the video says “PP” lmao)

1:24 i no understand?

i goat it

Actually ridic wtf

Little did you know you were practicing

the indomitable underpaid worker spirit

pov: no p-2

Im playing mobile and i already got this level for p rank and all achievements BUT not fking john gutted. Last block just dont spawn i already distroyed every block

5:22 dad rank

you make it look easy :(

This game got so many mechanics bru, i never knew yu could punch the screwdriver onto another enemy to reset its cooldown holy moly

Headshot Combo

Based Oneshot bg and PilotRedSun music

This is what adrenaline sounds like. And not metaphorically. If you could somehow extract adrenaline and listen to it, this is what you would hear.

Average slab marksman player gameplay:

I’m struggling to get the "Let’s make this quick" task cuz my bad luck makes me finish John gutter in two minutes with one second

you do a ground slam at 1:23

cheats are enable for nothing

Это неправда что одна минута 44 секунды даёт ачивку

Easy 7-2 p rank, cheers mate!

2:36 This room is CHAOS on Marked for Death.

Alt shotgun tutorial woooooo

2:09 aint no way you survived that

Ultrakill challenge idea: beat the full game in clash mode on brutal while getting an s rank in kills on every level but if you die once you have to start back at 0-1

Benjamin got sanded up