Skublcherskib?! wot the blazes does that mean?

"Get the f*ck out of bed b*tch GO!!"

1:18 surprisingly truth behind this insanity. teflon pan fumes will kill your birds. stick to cast iron or stainless steel. also, probably dont put pans in your bird cage

I was just watching this and ALSO had a brain fart. I randomly spit out my drink all over mky hand while thinking of the globglogabgalab-

Knew a girl who told everyone that she had a pet unicorn but it was a secret so you couldn't see it.

Maybe that is what he wanted. Ever think of that?

7:28 real

2:13 love to see that was tweeted on my birthday

My school blocked the word Wait for it, _”socks”_ Oh yeah and they also blocked the dino game as well, too bad they didn’t block the alternate websites lmao.

9:01 didn't age well

Sleep walked all the way across town is the best one 😂

I work at a movie theater and one day I was taking tickets and one of the customers dropped a piece of popcorn onto the floor. With absolutely zero thought, I said "five second rule", and bent down and picked up said popcorn and put it right into my mouth, then continued on tearing their tickets as if nothing had happened. Only after they had walked off down the hall did I realize why they were looking at me like I was an alien, and I promptly burst out laughing, which I like to imagine they could hear from down the hall

I read the thumbnail to the tune of "I love rock n roll"

egg

8:05 feel good

stop smoking matt!

skullemojiii💀

Oo, is that egg meme in reference to the seal video with subtitles? L'egg?

I think I would start reading Spiderman comics if "The abnormal drug trafficker" was a recurring character

I hate matt rose videos They repeatedly interrupt a nice yawn by making you uncontrollably laugh

My mom said hold on to someone on the phone and then asked me to get her her phone…

Isn’t Aibohphobia the fear of phobias or is that something else

Eooga

Cooga looga eooga hooga ooga

Uooga

Booga kooga booga hooga hooga nooga wooga iooga rooga dooga wooga jooga

Aoooga vooga goooga

Fooga pooga

Jooga

Dooga tooooga rooga

Moooga jooga eooga looga eooga rooga kooga cooga goooga

My mom once called a casino in Vegas asking if the “lazy Susan” was going to be open 💀 (she meant lazy river….)

Kooga

Xooga mooga

Tooga vooga kooga

2:10 That person is a bird

About a year ago I was walking down a street with a few of my friends. We had just gotten dinner, and we were headed to a concert, so we were all dressed up in suits and ties. We were talking casually when one of my friends happened to mention that something was sad. One of the other friends asked why. A homeless man seated against a building nearby, unprompted, calls out and says, "It's sad because you're wearing a bow tie!" (since one of us was wearing a bow tie). So basically, always remember to watch out, because you never know when the fashion police will come after you.

i have the ability to vomit on command, dunno why i decided to say it here but i can say it here and i just vomited on command

I'll do the please one Please Might be hard but for my character I'd be happy if you would try to make it human to make it human and good for my character I'd be happy--Wait it started repeating-

matt rose has been on a roll since he came out as gay?? WHAT

Matt do asmr

My childhood friend once said he had a PS3 that could combine games when you put two discs inside. He combined fifa 06 and street fighter, and thus came BRUTAL FIFA. Players would play a game while also beating each other to death

2:28 that wasn’t an error /s

why did I get this in my recommendations

“The wrong Japan”

One time for show and tell I had literally nothing else i wanted to show (thank you anxiety + class full of weird cliques excluding other kids) so I ended up having to show off my homework for digital art class. Wasn't that bad, it wasnt my ocs or fanart. *however*, classmates were encouraged to ask questions about what we showed off to promote conversation (and to avoid 2 second long show and tells lol). Which meant I had to VERY carefully ensure nobody asked about the subject in the center of my photo. the reason I had to dodge any potential questions about the subject? the topic was about a childhood classmate's suicide and I did not want to absolutely **RUIN** everybodies day + my grade for that project! D:

4. That one Kanye west song 18. I Bet On Losing Dogs, Mitski

I bought a code for the switch version of undertale at Walmart one time and I fist bumped the guy when he was giving me my change.