If it was a girlfriend he would be bragging about her to all his friends. Plus he assumed something he should have confirmed where she learned it, maybe she learned from discussing with female friends.
@alicewilloughby43189 күн бұрын
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!*
@sireena79010 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@bchewski710712 күн бұрын
So wheres the clickbait joke, ahole, good thing drum role or would t know it ended.
@MarielleilonaLinthorst12 күн бұрын
The next plane??
@brianbertine703715 күн бұрын
What happened to the other voice?
@alicewilloughby431815 күн бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Also... First!
@alicewilloughby431816 күн бұрын
*BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*
@prashant-bm4fp18 күн бұрын
I didn't get the second one
@prashant-bm4fp18 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂the first one
@drk32118 күн бұрын
These are so bad.
@Lobos_Lair19 күн бұрын
Righteous
@victordaniels93719 күн бұрын
11qe6
@jamesholt172920 күн бұрын
Tampon is the first joke
@josephreagan954520 күн бұрын
Want to hear a joke? Joe Biden Want to hear another joke? Kamala Harris.
@brucebrazill450020 күн бұрын
Heard every joke before
@williewonka669420 күн бұрын
Two Polocks were out hunting, when they saw a naked blonde sitting ln a stump. She smiled at them, so one of asked "are you game?" She said "Why yes, I am!" So they shot her.
@joketrainjokes20 күн бұрын
😂😂
@mikecaine364320 күн бұрын
Who thanked him for rescuing the naked girl ?
@RyanGriffith-zr1sv21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MartinLittrell21 күн бұрын
I heard the martian joke before, slightly different set up and punchline but basically the same. The last one got a laugh out of me
@robertclark225321 күн бұрын
I heard the first joke years ago in the movie Short Circuit .
@user-lg4qr2ci6m22 күн бұрын
Not funny
@MarielleilonaLinthorst22 күн бұрын
Don't get the last one.
@MartinLittrell23 күн бұрын
I had heard the first and last ones I figured out the punchline on a couple of others, but there were a few I had no idea what was coming
@robertclark225323 күн бұрын
№2 was quite similar to an advertisement I saw on TV except the woman was swapped for a couple and the last part was swapped for a car .
@alicewilloughby431823 күн бұрын
Joke #2 - I love it! 🤣 Joke #3 - Ha-ha! So true! Actually, they were all good! First!
@MarielleilonaLinthorst23 күн бұрын
I do not get the last one.
@starkotic24 күн бұрын
Thanks for the laughs.
@lenniew171824 күн бұрын
Way too long. It’s just a joke, speed up the story.
@murphy4yt13 күн бұрын
Brevity is the soul of wit.
@Lobos_Lair25 күн бұрын
Righteous!
@olivercorrigan916926 күн бұрын
Plot twist: the 10 pints of Guinness cost £100
@user-wk6je7pi4h26 күн бұрын
cop must have had lots of fun "voodo dildo my butt"
@josephreagan954526 күн бұрын
The officer asked do you have a legitimate reason for owning all those knives ?and the man responds "yes I do it's called Freedom, now piss off."
@virginia24727 күн бұрын
I need those laughes, thank you, with all going on today in our lives we need humor, what a joy you bring,❤❤❤
@secondamendmentconservativ355627 күн бұрын
Cowboys work on ranches
@miriamholmes93229 күн бұрын
George Cloony
@ricban195029 күн бұрын
A woman who wanted bigger boobs was advised to get some toilet paper and put it in her cleavage. When she complained to her husband a few days later that it didn't work his reply was that it worked on her bum.
@spencergwin9454Ай бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@simplyme7476Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@woodlandlady7011Ай бұрын
The doctor joke didn't make sense
@devilghostface8798Ай бұрын
Haha
@bjbell52Ай бұрын
The "Bill Gates" joke is one told DECADES ago by comedian Don Rickles. He was at a restaurant with his date, a very good looking woman. He left his table to go to the bar to get them a couple of drinks where he saw Frank Sinatra standing at the bar. He asked Ol' Blue Eyes if he would do him a favor. He said he had met the most beautiful girl and was having diner with her right now and it would really impress her if Frank were to walk by and personally say hi. Frank said okay and Rickles went back to his table with the drinks. A little while later while Rickles was trying to romance the young woman, true to his word Sinatra walked by. Seeing Rickles, he walked by and said Hi Don, how are things going. Rickles replied "Not now Sinatra, can't you see I'm busy with this young woman?". He always claimed it was a true story.
@philojudaeusofalexandria9556Ай бұрын
Ok, the 'licking his eyebrows' one I didn't see coming.