Why is my phone dead?!!

😊I want to send an e mail

What's a 40 dollar bill

If it was a girlfriend he would be bragging about her to all his friends. Plus he assumed something he should have confirmed where she learned it, maybe she learned from discussing with female friends.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!*

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So wheres the clickbait joke, ahole, good thing drum role or would t know it ended.

The next plane??

What happened to the other voice?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Also... First!

*BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*

I didn't get the second one

😂😂😂😂the first one

These are so bad.

Righteous

Tampon is the first joke

Want to hear a joke? Joe Biden Want to hear another joke? Kamala Harris.

Heard every joke before

Two Polocks were out hunting, when they saw a naked blonde sitting ln a stump. She smiled at them, so one of asked "are you game?" She said "Why yes, I am!" So they shot her.

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Who thanked him for rescuing the naked girl ?

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I heard the martian joke before, slightly different set up and punchline but basically the same. The last one got a laugh out of me

I heard the first joke years ago in the movie Short Circuit .

Not funny

Don't get the last one.

I had heard the first and last ones I figured out the punchline on a couple of others, but there were a few I had no idea what was coming

№2 was quite similar to an advertisement I saw on TV except the woman was swapped for a couple and the last part was swapped for a car .

Joke #2 - I love it! 🤣 Joke #3 - Ha-ha! So true! Actually, they were all good! First!

I do not get the last one.

Thanks for the laughs.

Way too long. It’s just a joke, speed up the story.

Righteous!

Plot twist: the 10 pints of Guinness cost £100

cop must have had lots of fun "voodo dildo my butt"

The officer asked do you have a legitimate reason for owning all those knives ?and the man responds "yes I do it's called Freedom, now piss off."

I need those laughes, thank you, with all going on today in our lives we need humor, what a joy you bring,❤❤❤

Cowboys work on ranches

George Cloony

A woman who wanted bigger boobs was advised to get some toilet paper and put it in her cleavage. When she complained to her husband a few days later that it didn't work his reply was that it worked on her bum.

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The doctor joke didn't make sense

Haha

The "Bill Gates" joke is one told DECADES ago by comedian Don Rickles. He was at a restaurant with his date, a very good looking woman. He left his table to go to the bar to get them a couple of drinks where he saw Frank Sinatra standing at the bar. He asked Ol' Blue Eyes if he would do him a favor. He said he had met the most beautiful girl and was having diner with her right now and it would really impress her if Frank were to walk by and personally say hi. Frank said okay and Rickles went back to his table with the drinks. A little while later while Rickles was trying to romance the young woman, true to his word Sinatra walked by. Seeing Rickles, he walked by and said Hi Don, how are things going. Rickles replied "Not now Sinatra, can't you see I'm busy with this young woman?". He always claimed it was a true story.

Ok, the 'licking his eyebrows' one I didn't see coming.

I did not get an email eather ha ha ha

Bad racist joke.

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Ha Ha Ha