Garrus: "Hospitals aren't fun to fight through." Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?" Garrus: "Gardens, electronic shops, antique stores, but only if they're classy." I fucking love Garrus

0:36 that rules him out as batman...

"You know what else is bad for business? A broken neck!". *EXTREMELY BASED GARRUS*

Imagine having a turian calibrating your ship's guns to an autistic level.

1:31 This two such jokers. Damn, i love them❤

11 years... Still one of my favourite characters in fiction!

Can’t believe he died in my game to fucking wasps.

At 1:38, I just help but laugh when Garrus is talking about taking Grunt to a strip club while looking at the Krogan who just looks back at him

And all of the sudden I feel the need to make another play through of the series

I've never taken Grunt with to get Mordin! I'm sad that I missed this commentary.

Daaaaaaaaaaamn That Shepard's hair looks *G R E A S Y*

thank god for the ending XD

Garrus is love, i would totally fall for him, damn reality for not having him in it😅

Technically human women like scars too. Some of them. Some others like baby faced k-pop femboys. It's rather random.

"Most women find scars attractive. Mind you, most of those women are Krogan..." Me: Of all the races, I'm pretty sure I get along with the Krogans best. So my attraction to you with scars makes sense. XD

Turian Subharmonics are the coolest touch for alien voices, change my mind.

"Tell me again about your immune system." That almost had an "mmmm" at the end.

You know what else bad for business?

Grunt stole the spotlight for me when he talked about being hungry while surrounded by burning bodies. Tali too with the "I have a shotgun.: I forgot she is simultaneously one of the sweetest characters in the game and has no chill.

I'm going to miss him if he isn't in ME4

Garrus made me realize I'm an alien f***er and I'm not ashamed

1:20 hits different after 2020

i never understood that savor the last shot before popping the heat sink line

2:48 one of my favorite Garrus quotes

MaleShep: Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly… Garrus: all the girls were avoiding you and hitting on me. At least this way, you have a chance.

What about when he tries flirting before the Omega 4 Relay? "So your hair looks good and your waist... is very supportive."

SCOPED AND DROPPPPED

Garrus was talking bout stress relief on Turian ship. Then my Shepard flirted with him and he replied something along the line he wouldn't mind "stress relieving" with her. But then when I thought they were going to do it, Garrus just...go back calibrating. Bruh, WTF?

Garrus really does have a great voice.

When Garrus died on the suicide mission for me I was heartbroken

Garrus is my main nigga

I have such a crush on Garrus omg

I love Garrus.

Where’s “Wait… “job”. You mean you’re all getting paid for this.”

nice 0.2fps frame rate and -89472893789 gamma and 24p video resolution to upside down my eyeballs

His calibrations talk is so popular, because he has criminally low amount of "real talks" actually.

I can't with the VI. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I delete data like you on the way to real errors.

There is so much fan art of him that I just had to find him. I don't regret it.

Femshep and Garrus are like that couple that are best friends.

SJWs hate on Garrus because he’s a former police officer 😂

Guess we'll have to have these lines said to us again. But in HD!

I agree. No matter the game, electronics shops ARE the most fun to fight through

My best Garrus quote is ARE YOU READY TO SLEEP TOGETHER I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my Rectum

And now we can see these in glorious Legendary Edition

8 years ago....damn...it feels like a lifetime ago. What me and Shepard had together was very special, i miss her

If the Mass Effect game takes place after a long timeskip, I want them to make it so the whole original crew was hibernating all that time. If they end up just giving us recordings of "this is what happened to Garrus after you froze in ice" I'll be very disappointed.

Top ten Garrus quotes 1) you 2) can't 3) rank 4) them 5) because 6) they're 7) all 8) so 9) good 10) Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

2:08 one of my top fave lines of his!!!

Best wingman since Chewbaca.

"What is fun to fight through?" "Gardens, electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy"