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@matthewhutton8275 19 күн бұрын
"This is not a game of 'Who-the-Fuck-Are-You?'."
@Dutchofclass Ай бұрын
You are funny, Eddie, and you deserve to lead the life you want to live❤❤ ignore these hateful, bigotted comments
@Marcus-Paul 16 күн бұрын
bigot isn't an insult anymore
@bryboyuk Ай бұрын
what a prick!
@craighudson7294 Ай бұрын
When he was funny.
@LuisManuelLealDias 11 күн бұрын
lemme guess, he's come out as trans and that's when you decided he wasn't funny.
@craighudson7294 10 күн бұрын
@@LuisManuelLealDias I have a Trans child, so you are being very offensive and very wrong, just showing your bigotry.
@LuisManuelLealDias 10 күн бұрын
@@craighudson7294 hm.
@arildolsen4232 Ай бұрын
Ah...from when Izzard was a funny comedian. And funny he ain't no more.
@Torahboy1 25 күн бұрын
SHE isn’t funny 🙄
@lisacrofts Ай бұрын
the word you are looking for is transgender and this is stolen content.
@MartyKleynhans Ай бұрын
When this was made Eddie Izzard refered to himself(At that time He/Him) as a Transvestite, no not just a Transvestite... an Executive Transvestite. Watch the shows, they are great. 🫶🏻🫶🏻
@Novastar.SaberCombat Ай бұрын
It's actually amazing to think that Izzard was in "Valkyrie" (with Cruise). Not to mention, some other fairly dramatic roles which required some serious acting and discipline. But man... I *love* this routine. 🙂 It's friggin' awesome. Didnay should do a "Jeff Vader" SW comedy show. Maybe THAT would actually do well. But instead, they keep eating brown sheet sandwiches with "The Acolyte" and other intolerably pretentious, non-sequitur nonsense. 🙄
@sdwone Ай бұрын
Eddie... Well... Whatever this person goes by now... Was simply fine as they was! Eddie described themselves as a Lesbian! Something that I can relate to! Because I'm CRAZY about women too!!! But does that mean that I will "transition" into one??? Of course not!!! I like being a Man! So I'm utterly baffled by this person's decision to be brutally frank! Eddie was fine as is... Cross dressing, and doing whatever! So why "transition"? I don't get it!!! Going through this arduous, dangerous and experimental process, to force round pegs into square holes... Anyway... I just hope Eddie is Happy with this choice...
@stevenhowe6677 Ай бұрын
We live in a time where adult men suddenly feel like proclaiming to the world ''I'm a lady'' and society 'enables' them haha, doesn't call it out, assumes they must be telling the truth haha and 'tries' to find a way to make it true INSTEAD of thinking that MAYBE just maybe there might be a more REASONABLE explanation. Narcissism and the 'false self' is a huge subject and it is IMPORTANT not to blindly accept what you know in your heart to be fake.
@BuxtonsWater 27 күн бұрын
Because it feels natural to them, it's not hard for you to understand unless your skull is as thick as I am imaginging.
@sdwone 27 күн бұрын
@@BuxtonsWater Just airing an opinion numbskull! 😁
@sdwone 27 күн бұрын
@@BuxtonsWater Just airing an opinion numbskull 👍🏼
@LuisManuelLealDias 11 күн бұрын
You don't get it but you don't need to get it. Why don't you get that?
@ManfromJapan12 Ай бұрын
This is not funny.
@MartyKleynhans Ай бұрын
Millions of people think otherwise. now shush, we watching
@ManfromJapan12 Ай бұрын
@MartyKleynhans oh I get it. Someone has a different view to you and they must be silenced. Definitely a pro Biden type aren't you
@MartyKleynhans Ай бұрын
@@ManfromJapan12 lol, still making noise?
@ManfromJapan12 Ай бұрын
@@MartyKleynhans you bet . Got my straight pride flag as well
@MartyKleynhans Ай бұрын
@@ManfromJapan12 cuuuuute xx love an ally
@MegaSlacker123 Ай бұрын
2:10
@kjohn8917 Ай бұрын
This dude ain’t funny
@kernowpictures2002 Ай бұрын
“Fuck you I think he’s hilarious” George Carlin
@kjohn8917 Ай бұрын
@@kernowpictures2002 only thing funny about this dude is that he thinks he’s a chick - which is perhaps the funniest joke Satan has ever played on you ignorant fools
@JayMaverick Ай бұрын
@@kjohn8917 go touch grass.
@kjohn8917 Ай бұрын
@@JayMaverick penis = dude No penis = chick
@MartyKleynhans Ай бұрын
SHHH we watching
@stevenhowe6677 3 ай бұрын
EDDIE IZZARD IS NOT A 'WOMAN' ....... are we seeing the 'FALSE SELF' of a NARCISSIST ????? Play the victim Eddie, tell us how 'oppressed' you are, tell us about how you are a great humanitarian, a charity earner, an aspiring bilingual politician, keep 'projecting' Eddie because there are a LOT of people that actually buy into it, actually believe that you are a ladyyy haha , personally I am experienced and trained in the area of psychology, I understand Narcissism and although a tad bizarre, Eddie makes great subject matter.
@noelrobertson7825 3 ай бұрын
What did your parents do to you?
@stevenhowe6677 3 ай бұрын
@@noelrobertson7825 Hmmmm that's an interesting question haha, I must say that it does give more information about YOU than it does me :) I take it you do not agree with my personal opinion of Mr Izzard? If you do not agree then maybe you could tell me why? Do you have experience and understanding with regard to the subject of NPD? Or do you just like asking daft questions haha? Do you not realise that while there are some GENUINE people with gender identity issues there are also many Narcissists who have adopted this particular 'false self' as a means of aquiring Narcissistic Supply, ever wondered what's going on with boxer Chris Eubank? WHY he goes around pretending to be an 'English Gentleman' ?? WHAT he gets from it? It is interesting that you mention 'parents' as that's 'usually' where this creepy disorder comes from, it is not something one is born with and it is quite likely Mr Izzard had trauma somewhere with either one or both parents, interesting subject indeed should you wish for education.
@looseleaf8859 3 ай бұрын
Shame on you, neolrobertson! This man clearly understands narcissism on a personal level
@stevenhowe6677 3 ай бұрын
@@looseleaf8859 YES that's quite true, I come across NPD a LOT
@killerrabbit2693 3 ай бұрын
You not taken your meds recently?
@fazolkatorres7865 3 ай бұрын
Big Up Eddie. He killed Darth Vader.
@theemmjay5130 4 ай бұрын
I still remember the time I got a damp tray at Subway, and this one was running through my head.
@ArtoPekkanen 4 ай бұрын
This ... this is comedy classic eternal :)
@sarcasmenul 5 ай бұрын
"did you dry these in a rainforest?" i died
@Avarice51 5 ай бұрын
"I'm not teasing you, I'm murdering you"😆
@Triple_X.Be_X 6 ай бұрын
Suzy Izzard is the funniest comedy of all time in my opinion.
@khuo3568 5 ай бұрын
He's still Eddie to me cos women aren't funny
@jeperstone 2 ай бұрын
If he told you he was a mango you'd go along with that too. You're cattle and your thoughts are given to you as you have none of your own 🐑
@kernowpictures2002 Ай бұрын
Eddie
@kernowpictures2002 13 күн бұрын
@@khuo3568 you’re not funny because you made a slightly misogynistic remark there
@maureenquinn460 7 ай бұрын
HE IS SICKENING
@thelastwordonearth 5 ай бұрын
Got a Problem sweetie?
@emmamoreno5590 7 ай бұрын
Long sharp tongue??? Like the Beast Queen’s?????? O_o
@JabamiLain 5 ай бұрын
Zero IS the proto-Queen after all. Mother and Its babies are based after the Flower after all.
@Poshypaws 7 ай бұрын
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnn
@mccloysong 7 ай бұрын
It took you longer to type that than to just scroll past.
@kris9074 6 ай бұрын
You didn’t give a shit before you got pissy about her transition, even though it’s literally been a part of her public image since the 80s. Go away.
@tegridy9569 5 ай бұрын
Stfu you know nothing about humor
@stinkinhippy1724 4 ай бұрын
I bet you are fun at parties.
@alunchurcher7060 8 ай бұрын
Eddie is a god of comedy and certainly in the top five of British comedians.
@stevenrandall6389 8 ай бұрын
Love this, so funny
@AmiUnhinged 9 ай бұрын
Oh, an old joke we used to make: it was about the death metal devil worshippers, like Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden and others like them yh? In the bible it says Lucifer is the Light Bringer. I'm like :"So he's the white one, right?So how are those death metal freaks more satanic than David Bowie, who's clearly more white than a vivisection mouse? If there's a white devil, it must be him." They said "it's an old Norse Vampire witchcraft of wearing the blood of your enemy. They're not coal black, nor oil black nor nano black, they're blood black," i was like "oh. Gross." So you see, in the casual Badman competitions that happen in the Black Country , with band titles like "the icicle in your heart " or "Tetanus W*nk", "Orcs Of Hazzard" ,"The Shadow In My Soul Is The Murder Of Your Hand", "Cr*ck Monkey and the Space Cases" etc it quite often becomes a fame of "which black is that?" You know, tobacco does a black, eventually
@AmiUnhinged 9 ай бұрын
Okay okay. "Telepathic quantoid zombie" began when i was researching Quantum mechanics in China, and the article I read gave me this super vague "it's this four...things" run around the reakin, I was trying to retro-engineer something useful from the data right? So what's 'Quantum' and why do we give a good godd*mn? Says the people. "Well, it's four. Fourishly!?... like...antimatter-binary it does 'On'+'Off', then it does the reverse like ""Off-onishly" and "On-offishly" which I thought was amazing!? I was like "so it does nazi...and some freakish savant AS WELL!? I never would have thought of that.
@AmiUnhinged 9 ай бұрын
Of course it wasn't that at all. They're actually using 8ths percentage of signal for a variable fibre optic resistance switch of options. How do you like those holo-apples smarty pants?
@AmiUnhinged 9 ай бұрын
But while I thought it was an anti-matter reverse invocation of the future of space time I became obsessed with the idea that the Telepathic Quantoid zombie knew everything while they were dead and had no opportunity to speak
@AmiUnhinged 9 ай бұрын
And I thought that...if it was like a band they'd be the coolest new weird since prog. If somehow we could arrive backwards forwardly
@krisztiankoblos1948 8 ай бұрын
Bro, are you well?
@malissahyatt2425 9 ай бұрын
He can kill w a thought but he can't dry a tray???
@damealeta3541 9 ай бұрын
Ah, Eddie, you were once so brilliant. Now, you're just fu@king woke. I liked you better when you at this stage.
@malahammer 9 ай бұрын
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor you.....karen.
@bridgetboyle687 9 ай бұрын
You have no idea who that person is, do you? To call her woke is ridiculous. She was woke while the rest of us were still dreaming. She has passed woke. She is onto the middle of her day.
@gilly_the_fish 8 ай бұрын
This might be the most smooth-brained comment I've ever seen. Complaining that Suzy Eddie Izzard is woke NOW is like complaining that Rage Against the Machine was good until it got political, or that Star Wars was good until it took place in space. Sorry she couldn't be exactly who you wanted her to be. (RE. Not actually sorry)
@stevenrandall6389 8 ай бұрын
Being woke is great, much better than being a small minded twat
@diskgrinder 8 ай бұрын
Cumquat
@paulstevenson200 9 ай бұрын
Thousands of people laughing at utter crap. Aren't we all so clever? FFS.
@SP-qi8ur 9 ай бұрын
Bro can you please relax
@markmiller6402 9 ай бұрын
Agreed, it’s absolute insipid crap.
@von2balurn 9 ай бұрын
So 13 thousand people find it funny but you and @markmiller6402 don't. Maybe it's you.
@malahammer 9 ай бұрын
it is funny.
@LNM0000 9 ай бұрын
Ye. Superb isn't it? 😅
@poppymoon777 10 ай бұрын
It does death buddy!
@gvjet1 10 ай бұрын
There’s a Lego Darth Vader canteen film which is brilliant to watch.
@Jenifer_R_ 10 ай бұрын
This scene needs to be filmed. Love it when Eddie goes off on a long tangent.
@ObiePaddles 10 ай бұрын
It’s brilliant. He’s become a predator now. Stay out of women’s spaces you pervert.
@Jenifer_R_ 10 ай бұрын
Spot the ignorant bigot!
@yesterdayitrained 10 ай бұрын
This was posted 13 years ago. What is wrong with you? Oh, you can’t read.
@kfcfamousbowl 9 ай бұрын
the only women’s spaces that are getting invaded is your mothers bedroom, you twit. educate yourself
@malahammer 9 ай бұрын
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor you.....karen
@ocularpatdown 7 ай бұрын
Ok, fascist bigot.
@bradsmith97 10 ай бұрын
Anyone here from stephen rosenfield?
@mr.fahrenheit7009 11 ай бұрын
Is he wearing heels 😬
@dougdougw 11 ай бұрын
Yes, well done.
@stephenbarrette610 10 ай бұрын
Yes, they are.
@sarahkelly7328 10 ай бұрын
Who gives a Fk lol
@Jzzmus 10 ай бұрын
this must be your first time here…
@chaskaxenoscovatti9573 10 ай бұрын
Give this guy a badge, bravo
@Leaning_Bear 11 ай бұрын
this classic never gets old... Jeff Vader omg lol
@paulmakinson1965 11 ай бұрын
He took that from robot chicken.
@JJJMMM1 11 ай бұрын
Which was made years after this standup...
@dougdougw 11 ай бұрын
Oh, mate, no...
@Pixx2266 10 ай бұрын
Circle was a tour in 2000. This DVD released in 2002. Get your facts straight.
@Pixx2266 9 ай бұрын
@@TheBarretNL Not as suffocating as reading self absorbed people pretending to be arbiters of justice and fairness. What made you feel you just had to comment? That's right. Your narcissism.
@tomrowell1558 9 ай бұрын
The fact that he mentions they’ve only just made Episode 1 and haven’t released Episode 2 or 3 should make it pretty obvious this was well before robot chicken 🤦♂️
@brionlogan 11 ай бұрын
Genius.
@markmarsh27 11 ай бұрын
The Dumb Person's Smart Comic. boring, stupid drivel.
@dougdougw 11 ай бұрын
Tit.
@juleskain3905 Жыл бұрын
@Disney. Add this scene into one of the upcoming series.
@Hollyweed1 Жыл бұрын
Eddie Izzard is the funniest muhfukka ever.
@kchara7078 Жыл бұрын
Because of this clip, I had to find penne ala aribiatta online (I love to cook!) I make it from scratch every once in a while 😽
@bsmith6646 9 ай бұрын
Do you stick peas in the penne tubes?
@tegridy9569 5 ай бұрын
@@bsmith6646no, that would look weird.
@SyncJr Жыл бұрын
This is still a top tier bit.
@nat1baby Жыл бұрын
The level of sexist ignorance in the comments is incredible. Truly amazing how some of you people even know how to breathe with your half a brain cell!!!
@waynesearle7095 Жыл бұрын
Turns out he is just a left wing twat
@VanillaLoaf Жыл бұрын
Izzard? You must have very poor powers of perception. It's not like he ever hid it.
@nat1baby Жыл бұрын
Turns out you are the epitome of ignorance
@TheSkintBachelor Жыл бұрын
Theres always a c#nt actively seeking an enemy. lol
@jscho8674 Жыл бұрын
If you don't learn to separate the art from the artist, you're going to lose out on some fun comedians, TV series, movies, even books.
@Kitarl 11 ай бұрын
Better that than one of the right wing nazi's you masturbate over.
@colinmaynard2879 Жыл бұрын
Sketch ruined the Star Wars ending. Every time I see the Death Star exploding, I just see canteen staff dying. 😢
@KwisatzHaderach.22. 3 ай бұрын
RIP Mr Stevens
@veebxl 2 ай бұрын
But that's the beauty of it I can never see Darth Vader without thinking of him in the DS Canteen 😂
@robertmcpherson1617 Жыл бұрын
Only Eddie Izard could bring such brilliance to what is essentially a rambling bit o' nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣
@linlasj Жыл бұрын
He is a genious. He really is.
@stavrospapadimitriou7631 Жыл бұрын
He can spell genius too!
@turtlesandwich77 Жыл бұрын
0:27 that's accurate cos we'd rather forget about 7,8,9
@mandalorianscum1138 Жыл бұрын
I'm a star wars fan and I think this is funny! And all the haters: just go suck a deathray!
@petemeredith8968 10 ай бұрын
I first read that as death tray
@ocularpatdown 7 ай бұрын
@@petemeredith8968you’ll still need one
@SaiaArt Жыл бұрын
Lol Eddie is such a nut, I love it. He'd be so much fun to just hang out with day to day and see this material evolve from bits & pieces into something worth a ticket. I bet folding money that canteen stuff started out by him fumbling around making dinner and talking to himself in a half rant. He's a great actor too. Loved him as Long John Silver.
@Dmaniack Жыл бұрын
Thank you youtube algorithm. Never heard of this Eddie Izzards and this is brilliant.
@rmcode Жыл бұрын
The lego version is even better!
@linlasj Жыл бұрын
He does wonderful acts on the war too. Second world war.
@rtitelbaum Жыл бұрын
@@rmcodeThanks for mentioning it! I just watched it and it was very entertaining