girlfriend, it’s 100° in Phoenix at night during the summer 😂 we get fuckin’ upSET for no reason

Are you the fat one who tried to ride a pony? 😂😂😂

Met her is the summer of 72 at a San Marino black tie fundraiser for Hayden. She had hired my band through American Entertainment and liked us so much that she came up to me after the first set and asked for my phone number. Then she got pregnant and Tom married her in 73. I always told that story like it coulda been me and I tried.

omg I the same exact Ball on my spain, mine is unfortunatley at the very top. Ive been told theres nothing you can do about it :( literally my biggest insecurity

43:51 Why has there not been a Heather and Long Island Medium collab yet?

You may have felt silly… but you can’t ignore pain!!! No need to be tough. Better safe than sorry, right?

“I would say Bonnie and Clyde but not that organized “ 😂

I am so sorry you had bubble guts and it caused you to suffer and end up in the hospital but I am so thankful that you are educating thousands of women to be more alert to their bodies because the signs of female heart attack are "soft signs" and easy to miss. Heather McMahan: Always doing the Lord's work Also, God is real. The yellow jacket snacking on your eggs was a God thing.

The NICHE memory you just brought back into my brain after a solid ~27 years - the Bugle fingers , & why was it always around a pool?!? absolutely YES 🤍

NOT THE RING !!! my dad passed away and someone broke into my storage unit and stole the LL Bean suitcase and a “badass lager” kid rock tshirt he gave me - my reaction was the same you’d think they stole my dead fathers wedding band

Agree with a Zpack, need to be close to a bathroom after taking one of those pills.

Yassssss 👸🏻 fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I went to Italy for 2 weeks and didn’t shit for 3 weeks. This year I’m bringing enemas.

Being from Long Island I felt this deeply. Im desperate to get out of here. The level of entitlement makes me ill. The last b$tch in the sea. Hopefully she slipped her skinny a$$ off of the float😂😂😂

Have totally done the extended-release-adderall-&nap-for-hours trick

lol I love your videos..could listen to you telling stories for hours. Wish we were friends irl 🤍😁

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Yassssss!!! We freakin love you!!!! 🥰💁‍♀👑💘✨💕

Yes the color of the D U P B A G Y is beautiful and it is a great decision, maybe one day they will add feet and straps. It would be nice to have a bigger bag during the colder months when we have to store gloves, beanies, scarves, etc…

This perimenopause is some insane shit I never knew existed. Worse thing womanly I've dealt with and I had 3 lady cancer surgeries and kiddo at 17...bad ovaries... ruptured costs on ovaries, screwed bladder , etc. it's insane mama

this podcast is gold

Effin’ A Heather! According to the symptom list I’m literally having a heart attack 24/7 - or it’s just Peri-menopause!!! 😂😂😂

Yeah bc Tampa is the Arm Pit of our state! Haha

Mexico is the same way. All meds seem better and much cheaper. Zithromax, enough to last for a years worth of sinus infections, 20 bucks.

Who buys designer bags on vacation? Why not a souvenir of the country and culture itself instead of mass produced slop?

Him talking like Kermit is killing me 💀

I love that these ladies, who haven't cheered in years, still get to wear their uniform and represent the Team. They're referred to as "DCC All-Stars".

me watching this from albania rn

You ain’t funny

So wrong on the 4 songs though. If you are a real Parrot Head you know🌴

Never heard of you before this vlog! Best believe I will now be your first stalker!! I learnt more about the Cowgirl’s from this than the entire Netflix series!! 👯‍♀️

You fkn kill me. You sounded like an auctioneer ffs 😂😂😂

Our travel queen hitting us with the knowledge. ❤

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So she says “the incompetence of some people is wild” and her favorite expression is “I don’t know”. In conjunction with her best advices go get a diet Dr Pepper or fuck it, a regular Coke as the best method for insipid caller to get help? I had to find out who the hell she is because she was on Celebrity Jeopardy Tuesday night, July 2 with a performance.I guess I would expect from today’s middle school education.

Could you add some of these places to the description below the video? I want to look some places up but I don’t know if I’m spelling them correctly or not! 🫶🏼🙌🏼

This pod is my new obsession!!!❤

You can also get a ride from a curcit it is a car that drive you were you need to go for freee

This episode is making me feel like my 10 year old self again when I was at school and the teachers would be giving everyone the brief of the yearly camping trip but I couldn’t go cause my parents couldn’t afford it… so I’d just be there like…. 🥴

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Heather! ❤ We’re gonna need a PDF on this! ❤

This Catholic loves you!! I can listen to you all day!

Heather can we get a “wink wink nudge nudge” episode about your in laws? I feel there’s a lot to unpack there and some tea to be spilt 🤣

Married into a massive family that INSISTS all 25 people stay in one house for a week on vacation so I vote YES to booking multiple houses/condos for spatial purposes 👏🏼🫠

Finally someone understands about the raisins in sweet treats.. Absolutely Not!

Life is better with Heather

Are you on Crack? There is no place in the Hamptons that doesn't have cell service. You must be a liberal because your straight lying.