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@dirtyhippy2966
@dirtyhippy2966 4 сағат бұрын
Bullying 10 year olds in Silver
@tbone91071
@tbone91071 7 сағат бұрын
Have you tried tough cookie, golden opportunity, Roxanne, bakersbane duo in gruul overcooked? They all drop multiple permanent in 1 spell to get you food fights.
@-random-9198
@-random-9198 10 сағат бұрын
Love food decks. Wish these videos never stop.
@gillgillgillgillgill
@gillgillgillgillgill 11 сағат бұрын
i love that round 4 is against conspiracy andy in chat
@Jeremy-pf3bb
@Jeremy-pf3bb 12 сағат бұрын
deck list?
@xaebor5630
@xaebor5630 12 сағат бұрын
Bullying more low rank player I see.
@Blue-starnight103
@Blue-starnight103 12 сағат бұрын
Golgari food Jund food Sultai food Gruul food 😂
@austinduke8876
@austinduke8876 12 сағат бұрын
We got us a whole Ravinica and Shards of Alara buffet
@emorkTLK
@emorkTLK 13 сағат бұрын
great play, bad luck, good vid.
@sams.975
@sams.975 13 сағат бұрын
Cute interaction I haven't though about before. If you have a fully leveled Caretaker's Talent, then your incubator token without counters won't die when it flips. 0/0 phyrexian is actually a 2/2.
@uoodSJW
@uoodSJW 20 сағат бұрын
I don't play Alchemy because of the shared economy (I need my wildcards for Standard) but I do appreciate Hearthstone and Pinball FX do things you can't do on a physical table. Got to love the wiggle wiggle. 🪱🪱
@MrSandalz
@MrSandalz Күн бұрын
yayy chat with the cool emotes is back tysm ❤️
@burnburn645
@burnburn645 21 сағат бұрын
yay!
@dirtyhippy2966
@dirtyhippy2966 Күн бұрын
Three non-stop yappers that need to be banned: My Dumbest Hobby, IdiotBitterBeer and LitterBlossom
@burnburn645
@burnburn645 21 сағат бұрын
who r u, bacchi?
@dirtyhippy2966
@dirtyhippy2966 5 сағат бұрын
@@burnburn645 I'm your real dad
@SpaklesDr
@SpaklesDr Күн бұрын
How do I beat red aggro with this?
@sir_tut2949
@sir_tut2949 Күн бұрын
Goose Tyrant, there has never been a more true statement.
@Drake00991
@Drake00991 Күн бұрын
Won a ton of games with the mainboard in bo1. Really fun deck
@bartoseku79
@bartoseku79 Күн бұрын
TIP: if you give your mockingbird offspring, you can still get the offspring effect but to do so you have to pay extra on the X. For example if you want to copy a 2 cmc creature and have offspring 1, you have to pay 3 mana (x=2) and the extra mana you paid counts as paying for the offspring effect
@konnerspears7964
@konnerspears7964 Күн бұрын
Is this a reupload?
@crokeyz
@crokeyz Күн бұрын
No, there were a couple of uploads for UW control ( much more draw go ) in standard. This is an aggro deck in alchemy ~ editor
@Gray-dr2ri
@Gray-dr2ri Күн бұрын
Imagine having a bad day at school, middle school bullies were being extra rough and the teachers embarrassed you in class. You get home and you need to unwind by playing your favorite game, mtga. You’re only bronze, but hey, the game still makes even the worst days better. You get on only to be bullied and laughed at by a 30 year old playing a busted midrange deck.
@pablopandolfo8446
@pablopandolfo8446 Күн бұрын
Why did you stop playing magic?
@michaelmcdonald2005
@michaelmcdonald2005 Күн бұрын
He didn't. He was still streaming, he just didn't have an editor to upload videos
@benappleyard4253
@benappleyard4253 Күн бұрын
I have enjoyed the increased rate of uploads immensely, but it has reminded me that Arena still has audio issues. Birds be chirping louder than Streamer non stop
@richard_zanormous3648
@richard_zanormous3648 Күн бұрын
Bronze got smashed. Damn
@DomRee
@DomRee Күн бұрын
Giving it a go
@-random-9198
@-random-9198 Күн бұрын
Love these alchemy videos, and especially these food ones. Food decks always been among my favourites thematic decks, love how you're focusing on improving them!
@zacharymichael9718
@zacharymichael9718 2 күн бұрын
Just another classic Bronze Bully episode.
@Zii_Vii
@Zii_Vii 2 күн бұрын
rofl you know alchemy is dead af when it pairs a mythic with a bronzie. Poor guy works 40 hours a day and has to make dinner for his family and only gets 15 minutes a month to play and that's what he gets? Common streamer L smh my head
@burnburn645
@burnburn645 2 күн бұрын
i dont play it because i dont want to spend the money, otherwise its good stuff.
@genyrik35
@genyrik35 2 күн бұрын
Chapters are really nice, but I also like when chat is on screen
@tbone91071
@tbone91071 2 күн бұрын
Bronze just means they don't play ladder. It doesn't mean they don't play. However, that rabbit deck build for alchemy was not a good one. Safe to say the opponent learned more by playing that match. than Crokeyz
@KrypticKodex
@KrypticKodex 2 күн бұрын
I like how ya splash through all the colors to see which is optimal. Would like to see more thornvault forager although
@FilmColossus
@FilmColossus 2 күн бұрын
And just like that Rottenmouth is gone :-/
@nicholaskaeferlein4529
@nicholaskaeferlein4529 2 күн бұрын
I need y'all to chill with the alchemy hate and accept that some people like alchemy cards and content even if it hurts your mtg boomer brain
@danielstein8769
@danielstein8769 2 күн бұрын
If wotc printed cards that did anything other than 'seek' 'conjure' 'perpetually' or spell books I don't think they would hate on it so much, but it's just turned into a half assed perennial set with just those keywords. I'll enjoy watching the trigger dumpster fire on KZfaq but you can't blame people for hating on the format especially when they don't really move the needle with buffs/nerfs like was initially teased. If you like it great, but it's not new that's it's extremely polarizing and the haters seem to be the majority
@nicholaskaeferlein4529
@nicholaskaeferlein4529 2 күн бұрын
​@danielstein8769 I'll definitely agree to some of that. They absolutely over promised and under delivered on the balancing. Very reasonable critique. However, the design space for digital cards is huge and they have actually printed some very fun cards over time like rusko, jewel mine overseer, oracle of the alpha... etc. I think a lot of people decided to hate alchemy forever based on the first couple iterations and they won't try it out as a result. That's all I was getting at. They've been getting better at designing the digital cards and I think that people hate it for the wrong reasons.
@danielstein8769
@danielstein8769 2 күн бұрын
@@nicholaskaeferlein4529 I don't think those cards are fun, they are all made to be abused and broken with not much effort, all using conjure. I look at the spoilers for each alchemy set and that's all it is. Again I think watching the goofiness is relatively amusing but it's not really something myself or many others are that interested in vs draft or standard, or historic where everything is busted.
@andymion
@andymion 2 күн бұрын
Fully agree, I'm a Gen X'er who's been playing since Antiquities and I love Alchemy. Conjure, seek etc are great additions for a digital only environment. I don't understand the other person in this thread's thinking about overreliance on certain keywords. After all if I open an Alchemy pack and the rare is something that could be done in paper, i'm gonna feel pretty cheated, so of course they have a ton of a the same keywords. Every digital cardgame out there has those mechanics in some form. I also don't think the alchemy haters are in the majority at all. If they were they wouldn't keep making them. Like all haters they are just the loudest and the ones that bother voicing their opinion constantly. Ppl who like something generally comment less, this is true for anything, not just mtg. To be clear, ppl are allowed to hate it and not play it. But when they want to yuck other ppl's yum by wanting it gone, it's problematic.
@danielstein8769
@danielstein8769 2 күн бұрын
@@andymion alchemy design is zero effort so as long as anyone is paying for packs they will keep doing it. Conjure, perpetual, seek, spellbooks are not 'great' designs and they can literally be done in paper with tokens, counters, or going through your library. Sure if you want some of that here or there but it is literally every card and it wasn't that interesting with the first set. There are no surprises with the card design and barely any buffs/bans/nerfs. I commented to point out why it's a polarizing format and that a lot of the dislike is more than justified. It's wizards phoning it in harder then ever. If you like it that's cool
@konnerspears7964
@konnerspears7964 2 күн бұрын
I've been waiting for todays video!
@julius333333
@julius333333 2 күн бұрын
best of three bullying the bronze player
@Not_Based
@Not_Based 2 күн бұрын
Sultai with basic plains lmao
@tomcadden8054
@tomcadden8054 2 күн бұрын
We need more standard vids Crokster
@xmicroblast1
@xmicroblast1 2 күн бұрын
He does tons of standard vids, let get some other stuff in there too, ya know
@mouthymouth
@mouthymouth 3 күн бұрын
Can you ask the streamer to please play up his brogue
@zrokeach1
@zrokeach1 3 күн бұрын
the chat in the top left corner is still not working :/
@crokeyz
@crokeyz 3 күн бұрын
Sorry, what do you mean not working?
@zrokeach1
@zrokeach1 3 күн бұрын
@@crokeyz it appears that the words in one line do not connect with the words in the subsequent line (for the same chatter). I think some letters/words are getting cut off. For example, pause the video at 30:25, and you'll see.
@zrokeach1
@zrokeach1 3 күн бұрын
(it's not like that 100% of the time, but seems like almost 100% of the time for all multi-line chats after just a few minutes into the video)
@crokeyz
@crokeyz 3 күн бұрын
Thank you, I'll look into a fix
@zrokeach1
@zrokeach1 3 күн бұрын
@@crokeyz appreciate it!!
@erikbladh7464
@erikbladh7464 3 күн бұрын
The editor managing to get the 4 hour crokeyz deckbuilding sessions down to 1 minute is genuinely impressive
@dragade101
@dragade101 3 күн бұрын
Thank you for posting WIP like this
@LemonZcented
@LemonZcented 3 күн бұрын
I still pray we see chef crokerz return to the "moneyball" decks
@wanderingwobb6300
@wanderingwobb6300 3 күн бұрын
Dread it. Run from it. Jund food atill arrives.
@cooperveit9377
@cooperveit9377 3 күн бұрын
Nice use of the card overcooked, in the sideboard where it belongs
@jwars43
@jwars43 3 күн бұрын
Deckbuilding!!!! My goat editor thank you!!
@TealGaming-fb8bs
@TealGaming-fb8bs 3 күн бұрын
What is Fud?
@konnerspears7964
@konnerspears7964 3 күн бұрын
Cool deck!
@FilmColossus
@FilmColossus 3 күн бұрын
Finally a Rottenmouth deck!!!! I’ve been waiting for this
@rpersha
@rpersha 3 күн бұрын
I'm enjoying the Alchemy content. It's too expensive to actually play, so I appreciate being able to live vicariously. Of course, that applies to most of MTG.
@doormatt72
@doormatt72 3 күн бұрын
i'm actually pretty sure alchemy is just cheaper to play than standard. the rotation is faster and there are so many fewer cards per set. and the alchemy cards tend to be strong that a lot fewer standard cards make the deck. also the lands are crap in alchemy, so most decks go 1 or 2 color with a lot of basics.
@huydang7313
@huydang7313 3 күн бұрын
@@doormatt72 "there are so many fewer cards per set", alchemy includes standard set too.
@xaebor5630
@xaebor5630 3 күн бұрын
Mr strimmer could you try a revamped food deck in historic? The new additions would be cool like the new 1 drop that draws cards.
@SpeakerWiggin49
@SpeakerWiggin49 3 күн бұрын
The second one, it's... it's the second one.
@MangoTeaBugs
@MangoTeaBugs 3 күн бұрын
Everyday I give thanks to the cornucopium for giving us chef crokeyz, cocooned on the couch, completely cooked.
@CommanderGinyu
@CommanderGinyu 3 күн бұрын
And crokeyz gonna enter his 4-week-phase of being unwatchable due to mostly playing this alchemy garbage format
@theomnipotent9402
@theomnipotent9402 3 күн бұрын
Imagine complaining about digital cards on a digital platform 😂😂😂😂
@FilmColossus
@FilmColossus 3 күн бұрын
Grow up
@Padishar7
@Padishar7 3 күн бұрын
What do you mean? These are some fun games.
@michaelmcdonald2005
@michaelmcdonald2005 3 күн бұрын
Alchemy is absolutely sick