Have you tried tough cookie, golden opportunity, Roxanne, bakersbane duo in gruul overcooked? They all drop multiple permanent in 1 spell to get you food fights.
@-random-919810 сағат бұрын
Love food decks. Wish these videos never stop.
@gillgillgillgillgill11 сағат бұрын
i love that round 4 is against conspiracy andy in chat
@Jeremy-pf3bb12 сағат бұрын
deck list?
@xaebor563012 сағат бұрын
Bullying more low rank player I see.
@Blue-starnight10312 сағат бұрын
Golgari food Jund food Sultai food Gruul food 😂
@austinduke887612 сағат бұрын
We got us a whole Ravinica and Shards of Alara buffet
@emorkTLK13 сағат бұрын
great play, bad luck, good vid.
@sams.97513 сағат бұрын
Cute interaction I haven't though about before. If you have a fully leveled Caretaker's Talent, then your incubator token without counters won't die when it flips. 0/0 phyrexian is actually a 2/2.
@uoodSJW20 сағат бұрын
I don't play Alchemy because of the shared economy (I need my wildcards for Standard) but I do appreciate Hearthstone and Pinball FX do things you can't do on a physical table. Got to love the wiggle wiggle. 🪱🪱
@MrSandalzКүн бұрын
yayy chat with the cool emotes is back tysm ❤️
@burnburn64521 сағат бұрын
yay!
@dirtyhippy2966Күн бұрын
Three non-stop yappers that need to be banned: My Dumbest Hobby, IdiotBitterBeer and LitterBlossom
@burnburn64521 сағат бұрын
who r u, bacchi?
@dirtyhippy29665 сағат бұрын
@@burnburn645 I'm your real dad
@SpaklesDrКүн бұрын
How do I beat red aggro with this?
@sir_tut2949Күн бұрын
Goose Tyrant, there has never been a more true statement.
@Drake00991Күн бұрын
Won a ton of games with the mainboard in bo1. Really fun deck
@bartoseku79Күн бұрын
TIP: if you give your mockingbird offspring, you can still get the offspring effect but to do so you have to pay extra on the X. For example if you want to copy a 2 cmc creature and have offspring 1, you have to pay 3 mana (x=2) and the extra mana you paid counts as paying for the offspring effect
@konnerspears7964Күн бұрын
Is this a reupload?
@crokeyzКүн бұрын
No, there were a couple of uploads for UW control ( much more draw go ) in standard. This is an aggro deck in alchemy ~ editor
@Gray-dr2riКүн бұрын
Imagine having a bad day at school, middle school bullies were being extra rough and the teachers embarrassed you in class. You get home and you need to unwind by playing your favorite game, mtga. You’re only bronze, but hey, the game still makes even the worst days better. You get on only to be bullied and laughed at by a 30 year old playing a busted midrange deck.
@pablopandolfo8446Күн бұрын
Why did you stop playing magic?
@michaelmcdonald2005Күн бұрын
He didn't. He was still streaming, he just didn't have an editor to upload videos
@benappleyard4253Күн бұрын
I have enjoyed the increased rate of uploads immensely, but it has reminded me that Arena still has audio issues. Birds be chirping louder than Streamer non stop
@richard_zanormous3648Күн бұрын
Bronze got smashed. Damn
@DomReeКүн бұрын
Giving it a go
@-random-9198Күн бұрын
Love these alchemy videos, and especially these food ones. Food decks always been among my favourites thematic decks, love how you're focusing on improving them!
@zacharymichael97182 күн бұрын
Just another classic Bronze Bully episode.
@Zii_Vii2 күн бұрын
rofl you know alchemy is dead af when it pairs a mythic with a bronzie. Poor guy works 40 hours a day and has to make dinner for his family and only gets 15 minutes a month to play and that's what he gets? Common streamer L smh my head
@burnburn6452 күн бұрын
i dont play it because i dont want to spend the money, otherwise its good stuff.
@genyrik352 күн бұрын
Chapters are really nice, but I also like when chat is on screen
@tbone910712 күн бұрын
Bronze just means they don't play ladder. It doesn't mean they don't play. However, that rabbit deck build for alchemy was not a good one. Safe to say the opponent learned more by playing that match. than Crokeyz
@KrypticKodex2 күн бұрын
I like how ya splash through all the colors to see which is optimal. Would like to see more thornvault forager although
@FilmColossus2 күн бұрын
And just like that Rottenmouth is gone :-/
@nicholaskaeferlein45292 күн бұрын
I need y'all to chill with the alchemy hate and accept that some people like alchemy cards and content even if it hurts your mtg boomer brain
@danielstein87692 күн бұрын
If wotc printed cards that did anything other than 'seek' 'conjure' 'perpetually' or spell books I don't think they would hate on it so much, but it's just turned into a half assed perennial set with just those keywords. I'll enjoy watching the trigger dumpster fire on KZfaq but you can't blame people for hating on the format especially when they don't really move the needle with buffs/nerfs like was initially teased. If you like it great, but it's not new that's it's extremely polarizing and the haters seem to be the majority
@nicholaskaeferlein45292 күн бұрын
@danielstein8769 I'll definitely agree to some of that. They absolutely over promised and under delivered on the balancing. Very reasonable critique. However, the design space for digital cards is huge and they have actually printed some very fun cards over time like rusko, jewel mine overseer, oracle of the alpha... etc. I think a lot of people decided to hate alchemy forever based on the first couple iterations and they won't try it out as a result. That's all I was getting at. They've been getting better at designing the digital cards and I think that people hate it for the wrong reasons.
@danielstein87692 күн бұрын
@@nicholaskaeferlein4529 I don't think those cards are fun, they are all made to be abused and broken with not much effort, all using conjure. I look at the spoilers for each alchemy set and that's all it is. Again I think watching the goofiness is relatively amusing but it's not really something myself or many others are that interested in vs draft or standard, or historic where everything is busted.
@andymion2 күн бұрын
Fully agree, I'm a Gen X'er who's been playing since Antiquities and I love Alchemy. Conjure, seek etc are great additions for a digital only environment. I don't understand the other person in this thread's thinking about overreliance on certain keywords. After all if I open an Alchemy pack and the rare is something that could be done in paper, i'm gonna feel pretty cheated, so of course they have a ton of a the same keywords. Every digital cardgame out there has those mechanics in some form. I also don't think the alchemy haters are in the majority at all. If they were they wouldn't keep making them. Like all haters they are just the loudest and the ones that bother voicing their opinion constantly. Ppl who like something generally comment less, this is true for anything, not just mtg. To be clear, ppl are allowed to hate it and not play it. But when they want to yuck other ppl's yum by wanting it gone, it's problematic.
@danielstein87692 күн бұрын
@@andymion alchemy design is zero effort so as long as anyone is paying for packs they will keep doing it. Conjure, perpetual, seek, spellbooks are not 'great' designs and they can literally be done in paper with tokens, counters, or going through your library. Sure if you want some of that here or there but it is literally every card and it wasn't that interesting with the first set. There are no surprises with the card design and barely any buffs/bans/nerfs. I commented to point out why it's a polarizing format and that a lot of the dislike is more than justified. It's wizards phoning it in harder then ever. If you like it that's cool
@konnerspears79642 күн бұрын
I've been waiting for todays video!
@julius3333332 күн бұрын
best of three bullying the bronze player
@Not_Based2 күн бұрын
Sultai with basic plains lmao
@tomcadden80542 күн бұрын
We need more standard vids Crokster
@xmicroblast12 күн бұрын
He does tons of standard vids, let get some other stuff in there too, ya know
@mouthymouth3 күн бұрын
Can you ask the streamer to please play up his brogue
@zrokeach13 күн бұрын
the chat in the top left corner is still not working :/
@crokeyz3 күн бұрын
Sorry, what do you mean not working?
@zrokeach13 күн бұрын
@@crokeyz it appears that the words in one line do not connect with the words in the subsequent line (for the same chatter). I think some letters/words are getting cut off. For example, pause the video at 30:25, and you'll see.
@zrokeach13 күн бұрын
(it's not like that 100% of the time, but seems like almost 100% of the time for all multi-line chats after just a few minutes into the video)
@crokeyz3 күн бұрын
Thank you, I'll look into a fix
@zrokeach13 күн бұрын
@@crokeyz appreciate it!!
@erikbladh74643 күн бұрын
The editor managing to get the 4 hour crokeyz deckbuilding sessions down to 1 minute is genuinely impressive
@dragade1013 күн бұрын
Thank you for posting WIP like this
@LemonZcented3 күн бұрын
I still pray we see chef crokerz return to the "moneyball" decks
@wanderingwobb63003 күн бұрын
Dread it. Run from it. Jund food atill arrives.
@cooperveit93773 күн бұрын
Nice use of the card overcooked, in the sideboard where it belongs
@jwars433 күн бұрын
Deckbuilding!!!! My goat editor thank you!!
@TealGaming-fb8bs3 күн бұрын
What is Fud?
@konnerspears79643 күн бұрын
Cool deck!
@FilmColossus3 күн бұрын
Finally a Rottenmouth deck!!!! I’ve been waiting for this
@rpersha3 күн бұрын
I'm enjoying the Alchemy content. It's too expensive to actually play, so I appreciate being able to live vicariously. Of course, that applies to most of MTG.
@doormatt723 күн бұрын
i'm actually pretty sure alchemy is just cheaper to play than standard. the rotation is faster and there are so many fewer cards per set. and the alchemy cards tend to be strong that a lot fewer standard cards make the deck. also the lands are crap in alchemy, so most decks go 1 or 2 color with a lot of basics.
@huydang73133 күн бұрын
@@doormatt72 "there are so many fewer cards per set", alchemy includes standard set too.
@xaebor56303 күн бұрын
Mr strimmer could you try a revamped food deck in historic? The new additions would be cool like the new 1 drop that draws cards.
@SpeakerWiggin493 күн бұрын
The second one, it's... it's the second one.
@MangoTeaBugs3 күн бұрын
Everyday I give thanks to the cornucopium for giving us chef crokeyz, cocooned on the couch, completely cooked.
@CommanderGinyu3 күн бұрын
And crokeyz gonna enter his 4-week-phase of being unwatchable due to mostly playing this alchemy garbage format
@theomnipotent94023 күн бұрын
Imagine complaining about digital cards on a digital platform 😂😂😂😂