10 Problems of joining a Black Metal band
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4 жыл бұрынThinking about joining a Black Metal band? Watch this before you make a decision.
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@joanm.1991 4 жыл бұрын
First problem: Keep the members alive and out of jail
@hogracubu197 3 жыл бұрын
But how to create album covers?
@alexandremouton7169 3 жыл бұрын
easy.... Just burn your local church and don't forget to bring in the best lawyer in court.
@orenges 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh
@virtuaplayer7234 3 жыл бұрын
@@hogracubu197 Good question
@reagancanington 3 жыл бұрын
mayhem couldn't do this😂
@putridabomination 4 жыл бұрын
The first problem: Finding band members
@justinblake1849 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Tho i cant find members for ANY different types of metal. Ppl r too lazy, not interested, or not musically proficient enough.... I know how to play drums, guitar and bass. Should i start my own 1 piece band? Lol
@draddams 4 жыл бұрын
Justin Blake Yes
@JastrzabTrzeci 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinblake1849 Absolutely
@zakkperkins3826 4 жыл бұрын
I'll join ya band although I suck 😂
@light4252 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinblake1849 you should join my band
@rickypasketofficial 4 жыл бұрын
When your bassist kills your guitarist and singer commits suicide
@emanuelss 4 жыл бұрын
That happens to my band almost 3 times
@Whatruacop97 4 жыл бұрын
Hate it when that happens
@Erykfib 4 жыл бұрын
Happens everytime
@erickh82082 4 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa!
@virtuaplayer7234 3 жыл бұрын
Mayhem moment
@Guy-bm5wh 4 жыл бұрын
Band: Farvann Song name: Farvann Writting: Farvann Vocals: Farvann Guitar: Farvann Bass: Farvann Drums: Farvann Recording/mixing: phone
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Phonevann
@33savage70 4 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann Oh my god I love you so much.
@caim3465 4 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann kono Phonevann da!
@KrakenIsMahB 4 жыл бұрын
song name isnt Farvann but Farvenn, such TRVE CVLT creativity !!!
@ToeCutter454 4 жыл бұрын
record label "Liter of Cola"
@vladsnape6408 4 жыл бұрын
"Play like you never heard of Dream Theatre" - all black metal bands should take this advice.
@justinblake1849 4 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that i've never heard dream theater? Im mean ive Heard of the band name, but never listened. Favorite current metal bands: At the gates, Dimmu Borgir, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Haunted, Cradle of filth, Watain....
@AlistairMaxwell77 4 жыл бұрын
*all bands
@davidgomez7882 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinblake1849 I personally tried listening to DT, but never got into them. They brought a lot to the table, with varied instrumentalization, odd signatures, arrangements and tempos, and stuff like that. It's just not my cup of tea, I guess. It's worth a try listening to, at least to get an idea.
@snuppssynthchannel 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidgomez7882 I think there are many far better prog groups out there like Magma (check out De Futura), ELP, Yes, Gentle Giant, Genesis, U.K, King Crimson etc. But Also modern bands like Opeth, The Flower Kings, Koenjihyakkei, Cardiacs etc are all excellent. Also Universe zero with their album Heresie is like a form for gothic, chamber black metal, of the darkest sort, and are among the most evil sounding albums that i have ever heard (from 1979)
@darkfrozenwinterstar3639 4 жыл бұрын
So I‘m not the only one thinking of Dark Tranquility when hearing someone talking about DT?
@atanatokosmiki216 4 жыл бұрын
Damn... this should be a sitcom.
@mariejudesmart649 4 жыл бұрын
Hell Yeah!!! The only one worth watching!!!!!!
@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist 4 жыл бұрын
Structure it like The Office and I'm in
@bearworm 4 жыл бұрын
i mean, metalocalypse? kinda?
@NaZ-ln2ln 3 жыл бұрын
I want at least 10 seasons of that
@surprisinglyblank2392 3 жыл бұрын
You might like Metal Family on youtube.
@playedplains6177 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: "What have you learned today son?" Son: "If you leave a mini fridge open long enough Satan will consume your soul and devour your flesh until you turn into a demon hell spawn."
@mikitz 3 жыл бұрын
Plus, the fridge's engine blows up over time.
@marcen12 2 жыл бұрын
Mom: So religion class must have been fun!
@timothymckane6362 4 жыл бұрын
And this is how one man black metal bands are better.
@justinblake1849 4 жыл бұрын
Burzum lol
@vortex-xy4xe 4 жыл бұрын
Midnigth odyssey
@superZEROKID 4 жыл бұрын
Leviathan
@Hellenicheavymetal 4 жыл бұрын
Satanic Warmaster
@godzillasenpai3685 4 жыл бұрын
Bathory
@SimonSmithGuitar 4 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir!
@HydroGadeOFFICIAL 3 жыл бұрын
Your both brilliant KZfaqrs. I love you Simon and Farvann
@Player-od5vo 3 жыл бұрын
Did you mean.. dark?
@extremelycold3162 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh SIMON was here
@colehenderson518 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed 👹
@liamshanley_21 4 жыл бұрын
took me over a minute to realize this was one dude in three different shirts
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
😄
@Charles_Anthony 4 жыл бұрын
Same. He's that good.
@puglover6113 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what- I just realized that when I read your comment 😂
@klausbrinck2137 3 жыл бұрын
What??? 3 different T-shirts??? I recognize a single one...!!!
@jjsamuelgunn1136 3 жыл бұрын
Cuz the drummer ODed, the guitarist killed himself and the vocalist was sucked into a portal to hell. Dun tell anyone but this guy is actually (just) the bassist
@sonnenhafen5499 4 жыл бұрын
there are a thousand problems of joining a black metal band. thats why there are one man black metal bands. its just the natural and obvious solution :)
@riffsfromtheabyss666 4 жыл бұрын
Very true
@madkhaliqfarhan 4 жыл бұрын
For this reason, I'd like to form a one-man Black Metal Jazz band named "Belangkin" (tar), where I'd like to play the saxophone (my favorite musical instrument, tbh) in an eeriest way possible one day! 😈
@sturm1312 4 жыл бұрын
@@madkhaliqfarhan Good luck man
@Hellenicheavymetal 4 жыл бұрын
Farhan Maleq same, i will see you on a tour someday.
@Cyclobomber 4 жыл бұрын
@@madkhaliqfarhan Well it's not black metal but John Zorn did grind-jazz so why not after all...
@sonnenhafen5499 4 жыл бұрын
1:43 i thought this was going to be cringy. but it turned out nothing than precisely realistic and awesome
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
What? Cringe is the concept of this channel! I guess I missed the point this time 🙁
@angelcastellanosmartinez7247 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes it was, and it was dope af
@Hacker_lyx 4 жыл бұрын
The fridge gag got me real good.
@jadonlamey3931 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched the fridge bit like 15 times lmao " OHHHH LORD SAAATAN' 🤣
@user-hj9xz5gr3f 3 жыл бұрын
The drummer being possessed though! 😭😭☠️☠️☠️
@johnathonmckenzie7148 Жыл бұрын
I was a vocalist of a black metal band . I tried to create controversy through my blasphemous lyrics to get attention for the band. It didn't work. But one day I got really drunk on put on my corpse paint in the wrong order. We instantly became controversial as the first black face metal band
@enbybeanie666 11 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@60R4LVY 6 ай бұрын
NAHHHHH...😨
@MarioGarcia-tr4ev 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Swedish Death metal bands: 3:28
@Mp57navy 3 жыл бұрын
Not enough gain on that pedal.
@MarioGarcia-tr4ev 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mp57navy true, it's not an hm2
@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius 3 жыл бұрын
Like Avatar
@Erykfib 4 жыл бұрын
1:38 This is pretty artistic
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y5xnfdpjp8ypfqM.html
@Erykfib 4 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann Fantastic
@snowbeast63 4 жыл бұрын
Just a fridge bro. Haha
@somekid7 4 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of The Lighthouse
@Solarion138 3 жыл бұрын
Its like im at a Watain show
@metalheadchick7740 4 жыл бұрын
3:54 Ouch, right in the Vikernes
@nope8827 4 жыл бұрын
Ooooooh that hurts
@PILULE-ow9sk 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?
@nocontentacc 3 жыл бұрын
@@PILULE-ow9sk Search up Varg Vikernes
@PILULE-ow9sk 3 жыл бұрын
@@nocontentacc yeah I was just too tired to get the joke lol
@dokterkarel 4 жыл бұрын
"you recorded that so you can practice it at home?" - "no man, I just recorded our album" roflmao!
@mikitz 3 жыл бұрын
Would've been better if it was a tape recorder, though.
@kyu2813 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best one hahaha
@dokterkarel 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikitz or a nokia 3310
@damnedbelowjudas_ 3 жыл бұрын
0:17 actually awesome vocals
@edtheangler4930 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@arsaeterna4285 4 жыл бұрын
0:17 not gonna lie I'd buy that album, that sounded dope lol
@amarthdagnir2608 4 жыл бұрын
The dream theater one got me so hard xD
@michaelobdziejewski2517 4 жыл бұрын
1:28 how Immortal writes their music
@goldmund2902 4 жыл бұрын
Man, i haven't checked your videos out for a long time and you really did improve quite drastically. overall better comedic timing, acting, jokes and the aesthetic quality of you videos aswell. and you've also lost quite bit of the cringe that usually comes with youtube comedy. i wish you the best for the future!
@fogasterg 4 жыл бұрын
Actually thermodynamics teaches us that leaving the fridge door open will heat the room, not make it colder !!! ah ah ah, up yours, satanist ! ( Yes, I graduated in physics ). Love your videos by the way.
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the joke was too obvious to leave it out 😶
@dsennack7792 4 жыл бұрын
Transgenda Gubament everything, literally everything creates friction, friction creates an energie loss because the energie is converted into heat and spreads so its useless to you therefore a loss. Since literally everything creates friction, cooling things does too, besides you can‘t create cold unlike warmth, the fridge just extracts the warmth from the insulated inside of the fridge so the air cools down. If the door is open, you‘re just having your fridge transport the warmth around the room plus you heat the room with the heat from the friction
@a.od-reszki4674 4 жыл бұрын
Teach me thermodynamics i need that
@ebenezer576 3 жыл бұрын
@Gringo I'd guess that it could be translated to : There is no 100 % efficient energy system. Since you remove heat from the fridge via an electrical system you will have some resistances / pump and frictions that will create more heat (the loss) than the "created cold".
@helgaketurka 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 Oscar 👏 brilliant performance, man)))
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Дзякуй 🙂
@helgaketurka 4 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann aww that is so sweet of you)))
@Gakki_Aniki 4 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann SIMP !
@axo2607 4 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann SIMP
@theeguy9022 3 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann SIMP !
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Little challenge: Name the *two movie references* in this video
@keegan7736 4 жыл бұрын
Can i have a timestamp? hehe
@keegan7736 4 жыл бұрын
Lords of chaos!!! haha nah just kidding
@keegan7736 4 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure the one of the references was about the gain
@billpeel4408 4 жыл бұрын
I only got The Lighthouse
@casualobserver8383 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. Gain on eleven?
@carlcat3944 4 жыл бұрын
The one with the fridge was the best one 😂 epic voice btw
@bassguitar7021 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm really feeling the love from your band members
@Whatruacop97 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not easy being a bass player in a black metal band not just because of fact that you won’t be heard on the song but the waiting on the right time to kill your guitarist is the hardest part especially after your singer committed suicide
@ishaanpatel1339 3 жыл бұрын
The fridge rant is one of the most epic things on youtube. Period.
@jnutz4871 4 жыл бұрын
You also forgot the requirement of dressing like you ride motorcycles, while also thinking you're too cool to actually own or ride one.
@ReeceDK 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this a lot! Great delivery and hilarious punch lines. The fact that every band member got a unique look to them makes it even better 😂 Würde gerne mehr von den Dreien sehen!
@HeroSword_P 4 жыл бұрын
3:53 Lol I thought you were going to say that you had a sudden urge to stab your band's guitarist.
@Transylvanian_Werewolf98 4 жыл бұрын
1:43 is the best part that's for sure, i laughed my ass off, great Farvann
@noctavel 3 жыл бұрын
This captures the nature of a black metal band: beeing the only member in the band...
@ealdorman5053 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 It's just a fridge bro
@claytonprice2579 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you represented the mxr pedal. I'm in a black metal band and ended up abandoning that pedal. It sounds great when run through the return of the effects loop on my amp but it doesn't cut through the mix.
@charlotteholmes3056 3 жыл бұрын
01:43 - 02:05 reminds me my husband (drummer in Black Metal band) after drink a lot in a party.
@KardboardKenny 4 жыл бұрын
i just got your cd today. i love it and thank you so much.
@Erykfib 4 жыл бұрын
Videos are getting better and better, keep it up Farvann!
@uhh4312 4 жыл бұрын
this channel just keeps getting better now
@NYR2K8 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure if you intended the band merch choices but I love the Darkthrone cut off for the kvlt Black metal purist and the Inquisition tee for the new member that doesnt mind playing a solid proggy riff that gets in trouble with the band.
@fklr-369 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is awesome! Thanks brother keep it up.
@boloball78 4 жыл бұрын
Discovering your channel is definetely gonna make my quarentine less boring, dude your videos are amazing, and so are you ! 🦔
@tylerwemhoff9701 4 жыл бұрын
do you mind if i use that speech as lyrics
@PedriqueArtoq 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds fucking good
@sonnenhafen5499 4 жыл бұрын
if you do it properly, no one will ever recognize the theft. because duh, lyrics will surely not be released and listening carefully will not help much
@TheLight965 4 жыл бұрын
TELL ME YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER! (One of the Best movies of 2019, i love your tribute to it😂)
@captainfantastic3490 3 жыл бұрын
The lighthouse is the best movie of 2019 in my opinion.
@TheLight965 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah for sure, for me I'd say it's tied with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for best of the year
@captainfantastic3490 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLight965 when i first saw The Lighthouse, It was tied with Parasite but after couple of days and the second spin, It became my favorite movie of 2019. I can't wait for Robbert Eggers's next project cuz i love The Witch too. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a great movie as well.
@TheLight965 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah, can't wait for the Northman, I hope its as balls out crazy as the lighthouse
@HenryCeption 3 жыл бұрын
"The Coffee isnt that strong" The Coffee: 1:45
@SG-dk3nf 3 жыл бұрын
First time watching your videos. Excellent stuff and so much humor!
@kakihara671 4 жыл бұрын
This parody on scene from "Lighthouse" - awesome.
@Erykfib 4 жыл бұрын
0:31 I actually do it too not only for kvlt sound, but I just don't have money :)
@nlagutins 4 жыл бұрын
I love your videos so much man, thanks for making my day
@6balanced9 2 жыл бұрын
The drummers face during the fridge scene is fucking hilarious
@madkhaliqfarhan 4 жыл бұрын
The "not being a weirdo" part is so brutal I almost lost my life though... That guitarist wants the fridge to be left open, so that the endless cold air could be absorbed in his already blackened heart? It's just a fridge, dude... Hell is way colder than the fridge or any air conditioner 'coz it was Satan, who controls the air conditioning in Hell, right? 😂
@l.p.8041 4 жыл бұрын
Never enough hate, this mighty be why I have a hard time starting a band.
@ewgf6667 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious vid bro love your content
@gingalypse7417 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that amp throw 3:08 is pretty damn smooth
@rishab8world 4 жыл бұрын
2:12 my best part... Dream theater 😂 Subbed
@NorthGaReptile 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Well done! An acoustic guitar can sound quite evil in the right hands though (Opeth - The Grand Conjuration for example)
@Vayth 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome! This is your best video so far! keep it up!
@wolfmetal22666 3 жыл бұрын
The fridge gag is worth than 2 or 3 Stevie T entire videos! (I do love Stevie T, he is awesome but I mean Farvann have so many brilliant moments!!)
@maranathashalom9402 3 жыл бұрын
1:44 the drummer shot made me lol! Thanks for the insight on what it's like to make good music :) Like this type of content and BM!
@maranathashalom9402 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 u got me again hahaha
@xtothae 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time I joined a black metal band. They were all into Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum etc, while I was listening to Scarlett O'Hara. However, it was a lot of fun XD
@Cineastre 4 жыл бұрын
Bei der Kühlschrank Szene haste dich aber mal selbst übertroffen! Super Video *Ping* 🍻
@rottingturtle1567 3 жыл бұрын
My god that fridge part. I couldnt stop laughing. Great video \m/\m/
@N16HTM4RE 3 жыл бұрын
The "Lighthouse" reference kills me.
@Gakki_Aniki 4 жыл бұрын
Farvann deadass recreated the scene from Lighthouse !lol
@subannihilation5245 4 жыл бұрын
Waaaaahhh...great video Farvann.
@Deathmetalguy286 3 жыл бұрын
0:43 very good black metal when you have headphones
@mariejudesmart649 4 жыл бұрын
"Just a fridge bro!"
@vibrationalkeys3320 4 жыл бұрын
LOL'Ss my favorite part, leave fridge *open* f.t.w.
@daisuke_thrasher7032 4 жыл бұрын
1:43 Well someone saw the lighthouse (2019) 😂
@omramoryth 4 жыл бұрын
Where have you been all my life? :D Amazing channel!
@UkrainianBlackMetal 3 жыл бұрын
Great stuff, dude :)
@AlexJonesGaming 3 жыл бұрын
I love how accuratelty inaccurate this is
@t3hgir 4 жыл бұрын
Heyheyhey, ever heard of Dream Theater? -yea Okay, play as if you've never heard of Dream Theater LMAO
@EvaluateAssimilate 3 жыл бұрын
Your monologue whilst the fridge was open is, well, metal 🤘 epic, man
@matias6119 3 жыл бұрын
There was a The Lighthouse reference? Awesome video!
@kandelgoat9512 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I feel like the one with the open fridge was a reference to The Lighthouse monologue Edit: I just noticed the Whiplash one
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture as well... but what's Whiplash? Seriously... I don't know it
@NootalieWalf 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 help I’m dead
@Sewblon 3 жыл бұрын
0:30 Objection! That wasn't a question! I liked the guy with too much dedication. If I was joining a band, I would want it to be with him.
@sinarz8768 3 жыл бұрын
Now this is amazing!
@fuckcraigsgloves8656 4 жыл бұрын
hey guys
@xNataffka 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 oh my gosh 😱 I got scared in this moment
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Good 😁
@xNataffka 4 жыл бұрын
You should think about acting career 👍
@lammengorthaur8203 4 жыл бұрын
Great as always! Greetings from Saint-Petersburg :)
@RandomJohnnyG 4 жыл бұрын
After all the overtime work and frustation in the hospital, this video made my day even❤Thanks Men..shout out from philippines
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! You're welcome
@-ff958-4 4 жыл бұрын
2:43 that hi-hat sounds a little weird..
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
😂 guess what...
@TheLastmystic 4 жыл бұрын
The damn Dream Theatre joke again xD
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Sure! 😄
@florecrepin4128 3 жыл бұрын
Your videos are epic!!
@Casper-jh3el 3 жыл бұрын
3:04 😂 The Drummer: What is Gain ? Something to eat ?
@aamonnorthseeker4542 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm definitely the overly dedicated guy, it's just a trait and habit of mine
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 4 жыл бұрын
at first i thought 2:32 said "making Euronymous mistakes". that could've taken a COMPLETELY different turn
@viriato197 4 жыл бұрын
Great video to start my day well
@Ginger_Monster 2 жыл бұрын
The moment with the refrigerator is hilarious!)))
@michalpinkr4711 3 жыл бұрын
I met a guy at a party who said he is fellow black metalhead so I showed him my stuff. I've got special diy guitar with cymbals on it and the gain during the recording was on max.. He listened to it terrified and ask me If I dont want to rerecord it in his studio on normal instruments with better mastering and less noice so it could be more clean. I didnt talk to him again. Never turn down my gain while I wanna play BLACK METAL! Especialy when gutiar's got f*cking metal on itself!
@snowbeast63 4 жыл бұрын
Liked and subscribed. Funny and so true! Lol
@chrishall1827 3 жыл бұрын
This is genius and so true. I’ve sang in a few BM bands and can attest it do be like this!!
@mikerussell5101 3 жыл бұрын
Described it perfectly.... Love it
@saltysergeant4284 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!! In your thumbnail, you look like Armoured Skeptic trying to impersonate Peter Steele! YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT.
@victorfreire3560 4 жыл бұрын
One of your best yet, Farvann! Lmfao xD
@matromero1919 3 жыл бұрын
That The Lighthouse reference lad! ❤
@casualobserver8383 4 жыл бұрын
The progression of these kind of nais fideos is just insane tazächlich.
@Farvann 4 жыл бұрын
Das freut mich etzadla
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