Plot twist: The translator worked flawlesly and this is just how Wikipedia is in Laos

Time traveler: moves a chair The timeline:

This sounds like a time traveler moved an entire mountain

As a Belarusian i can confirm that our national anthem is "There is a bug"

Funnily enough, Putin crab is an old meme in Russia. Once upon a time he said that he worked "like a slave" (meaning very hard) in the past which is "kak rab" in Russian and can be perceived as "kak krab" meaning "like a crab" which inspired many photoshops and "funny" pictures where Putin is a crab

TIL that Buddha is the biggest political figure in the world.

i remember a time where i was searching through wikipedia’s other sites in languages, and i found one that was quite not what i was expecting, in that wikipedia it was autotranslated and “wikipedia, the free encyclopedia” was turned into “How to get rid of Acne on your PC”

1:58 "ho ho no more" makes it sound like they killed Santa

Describe the 1960s in 2 words 6:52

Thanos: I am inevitable. Hitler: And I am...AUTISM.

This is what teachers think when you ask if you can use Wiki as a source in your project:

To be fair, "The absolute empire of Christianity" is a godly name for a government.

as a laotian i can confirm that mr. crabs did indeed declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eye

I have not laughed this much in a long time, thank you

As a Buddhist, I can't belive the guy that founded my religion is in charge of so many governments.

1:22 So apparently if I ever tell a Laotian person that I’m autistic they’re gonna think I’m a Nazi, or even a reincarnated Hitler

The translation of Putin as "Mr. Crab" was actually quite precise. It is one of his actual nicknames that people called him in late 2010s :)

This is even funnier when you know that there's an actual meme of Putin being a crab

Friendly reminder: If multiverse theory is correct, all of these translated articles are unironically true somewhere in the vastness of infinity.

10:57 As a Singaporean I can confirm that we are the human enemy that defines our country

I can confirm we are in fact the most pure Arab people in Germany

"Liverpool in Hell" "Autism or Liverpool is a German nationalist politician" GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIPLATED LIVERPOOL

8:50 Are we not going to talk about how the area for Japan is 2.2 km^2?!

Time traveler: moves a chair History:

As someone who has never been to New Zealand, I can confirm the king was indeed once a mosquito.

As a Belarusian I am proud to say that buddha is indeed our prime minister 🙏🙏🙏

The entire bit from 1:09 to 2:09 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna pass out because my chest hurt so much. Hitler being called Autism was spoiled in the thumbnail but 'Liverpool' caught me way off guard, after that for some reason 'Hogus father of Hagar' just sent me. Let's not forget the cherry on top, that being 'Liverpool in hell' and the holocaust being translated to fucking 'Hooray' of all things made me cry. Honorable mention being our supreme leader Kim-Jong-Un being called Acne-Cream and the Buddha for him and his religion being so successful around the world.

2:00: Holocaûst --> Hooray! [Ho ho (no more)] Totally got me off guard

Imagine if there was an alternate universe where all of these wikipedia articles were true

This is literally randomly generated humor and I love it.

5:10 The best part isn't even "Plastic City". It's the fact that "Città del Vaticano" (Vatican City) was somehow translated to "Città del Varano" (Monitor lizard City).

6:46 As a Russian, I find it the most accurate description of the current president

With how professional this is I was shocked at how little recognition, get this man to 500k+ subs

I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this lol Translating japanese Wikipedia is always fun because sometimes it's better than English Wikipedia or makes zero sense

Every Buddha: 3:12 4:35 5:31 (this one counts) 6:04 7:48

Congrats, you just successfully made a really strange WW2 alternate timeline. Honestly, I could see this on some questionable website and written by someone who's on some... Questionable substances.

Ah yes, my homeland, The Republic of the Internet

1:39 yep that definitely looks like hell

4:48 Scotland, or Salad. Man, I've been calling it Internet all these years.

1:22 I literally died laughing

5:53 Exactly. one cockroach has been ruling there for like 28 years

Once I did a wild ride on wikipedia and translating it, that time found king Carol II of Romania being named "Big dumb of Roma". Oh man, wikipedia translations can become quite wild😂

8:59 “the nation anthem is hardware” *Home Depot theme starts playing

1:56 The Nazis proposed a law prohibiting the marriage between non-Germans and New Zealanders

I love these they are so entertaining!

"The Philippines is one of two Asian nations that most people respect." Don't leave me hanging like that. What is the other one?

According to 8:49, not only does Japan use a currency, it also has an astounding landmass of 2,2 km².

You can actually figure out a bit about Laotin from this. Like I assume the word for "crab" is similar enough to in spelling "Putin" that Google translate gets confused. You can also see the language English is always just called "the UK" which makes me think that the two are the same word in Laotin with interchangeable meanings.

7:07 Nguyễn Phú Trọng: you are in a hurry Nguyễn Xuân Phúc: you are an scoundrel Phạm Minh Chính aka Farms Minches

12:50 Be • Mouse bag

South Korea's national anthem is the Home Depot theme 8:58

Man, the Buddha sure does get around.

Man, you almost killed me due to laughter. 10/10

I have Adolf Hitler, and it wasn’t self-diagnosed.

As a Singaporean, I can confirm that we are a completely separate group of living things and are different from animals

The Australia one is kinda accurate for who was in charge from 2007-2008. The Governor-General (the successor) was Michael Jeffery, and the Prime Minister was Kevin Rudd. So it's almost right, just 15 years out of date.

If I remember correctly, the reason why Putin was translated to 'Mr Crab', is because in Russian the word 'putin' also refers to a crab hunting season. When they are typically caught to be eaten as seafood.

L I V E R P O O L I N H E L L

10:34 I love how he skipped Brazil's language "Portugal", not "Portuguese" the language, but "Portugal" the Country

Plot twist: The translation was accurate.

5:17 okay okay credit where credit is due this sounds pretty dope

5:02 as a Norwegian, I can confirm …that this is wrong

0:26 the Nazi era was just really hungry ig

7:45 as someone who live in Thailand. Yeah this sounds about right lmao

This is extra funny because "Putin is a crab" is a meme in Russia

Kid: When i grow up I want to become an astronaut Cancer: 12:48

1:50 fun fact: I founded the party.

Autistic Liverpudlians trembling right now

I have not laughed this hard in weeks! This was amazing. How this channel doesn't have more views and subscribers is beyond me.

6:00 geometry dash reference

10:45 (insert unfunny joe mama joke here)

I like to imagine the reason this is so incoherent and nonsensical is because there's very few Laotian moderators to correct and check things so people who speak Laotian can just plagiarize to their hearts content. That and paired with the fact that Laotian doesn't receive the same attention a language like Spanish or Arabic would get from Google.

2:30 Well, for Putin "Crab" is a real nickname after his famous phrase "Vse 8 let ya pahal kaK RAB na galerah (or "Entire 8 years, I was working as a slave on a galley" or "Все 8 лет я пахал, каК РАБ на галерах"). It was spoken the way it was easy to perceive as "kak krab" (as a krab on a galley), hence the nickname. So, It is a pretty good translation, tbh

So this is why mr crabs had war flashback 2:31

The editing makes this so much funnier. Great job. Subscribed.

6:19 technically true

Mr. Crab: "SPANGEBOBBBBBBBB! why the fuck did you let Zelensky steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formuler?" "Give the conscripts... supplies??? ARHARHARHARHARHAR Spangebob 'me boi, that costs MONEY!"

2:24 as a jew i can confirm that the jews have 3 places of living: 1- israel 2- the yeddish autonomous oblast and 3- israel pr note: israel pr just recently decleard independence from ukraine under the supervision of president of russia volodymyr crabsky and is located in ''dhjunk'' edit: yes the flag of israel pr indeed looks like an ambulance

7:14 that’s probably related to the diacritics getting messed up and misinterpreted as numbers (VNI maybe)

11:07 kind of looks like dark chocolate melted on a bench, so it’s not entirely wrong.

4:03 oh i can understand what It tries there, vessel -> vehicle -> car

5:12 "Stato della Citt2 del Varano" "Plastic city"

7:31 HE LORE!!!

How can you laugh at such tragic events. Autism or Liverpool wiped out my family in the Hooray 65 million years ago.

no clickbait. i got exactly what i came for. you earned a subscriber for that one. i haven't laughed this hard in a while i just finished the video and im currently in tears from how much im laughing

8:33 What I can say, pretty realistic.

Time traveller: *Bumps chair* The timeline:

0:49 i see, a fellow wolfenstein player

5:25 i see no inaccuracies here

"Dinosaurs at the end of the nineteenth century, 65 million years ago" pretty much the extent of every 6 year old's historical understanding

10:32 i am brazilian and i confirm.

3:42, this killed me so hard

Kevin was genuinely our prime minister a decade ago. I imagine Laos Wikipedia doesn’t update the Australia page that often...

2:59 *HE LORE*

HE was a mosquito! WE KNOW WHO HE IS

You know you did a good job as a small content creator when people say "Underrated"

I'm so glad that KZfaq recommended your channel to me

11:34 so that’s where my grandpa went

5:35 "Stroke" is what I got due to laughing too hard watching this 😂😂😂😂

Please make more of these I’m dying from laughter 💀