i would have if you had included the cute femboy with programmer socks stereotype

My name

Wait what???? Really? No annoying sponsers in the middle of videos? Then I'm definitely gonna support you bro!!!! I'm gonna buy your merch...!!!! 👍👍👍

You forgot orangutans at start

Now that's some good content

Same

Yeeh same .

0:20 99% accurate 12% of the time

I didn't even get a degree in CompSci, and this is so "me" it hurts. But that time when none of the devs could figure out CSS? *cracks knuckle* "Alright, you chuckle-f***s, LISTEN UP!"

Sus

i mean i used to pride myself on being the tech guy in my house, but now i know that i know nothing since i am 15 and there are way more talented people out there than me

Dude shut up... I was once asked to fix an oven because "it has a display so its tech and you're a programmer therefore its your job"

@@dhruvakhera5011 that mightbe true but keep in mind that there are a lot of people who are way dumber as well.

😂😂😂😂😂

The "this appliance has a display so you should probably able yo fix it because you're a programmer" fits the bill, LMAO

That’s a good thing lol t the end of the day the only ones in this list who win are the 10x, minimalist and lazy programmer

@@Darkcamera45 don't know how this is true but I'm glad to hear I'll make it as a minimalist

I'm also a minimalist, a bit because of suspicion, but mostly because i don't see the need to automate the living shit out of my house for things that would take 5 seconds for me to do 😕

I worked with a guy who was so minimalist he didn't have a smartphone. He's also one of the lead Android OS developers in Europe.

​@@Turalcarhe knows something we do not

LoL Senior Citizens

Using Z80, 6502, 68xxx, or x86 hex values for passwords is something...

Great idea!! Thanks. :-) AI might get good at guessing them, though?

Haha😂 that's too accurate🤣

This one travels alone and prefers it that way! People ewww!!! Nasty creatures!

I'm that short skinny asian guy 😂

This show is hilarious

XD

It's not funny tbh. It's just the simple truth. Jobs exploited woz, not even used or employed

@@arnavrawat9864 and you see his pic everywhere. I mean wtf. This proves a cheater and a faker will always win in Real life.

@@arnavrawat9864 Woz did not walk away from Apple poor. He got his cut. Woz did not want fame. He was only interested in being knee-deep in tech. They complimented each other

@@corriedebeer799 If Woz was the ceo or even a higher decision maker of the tech company the scene would've been different. Better in all likelihood. The cut isn't enough.

use. this is the verb for object, made this fucking hilarious and sad

Man, I was replying with a little novel but I deleted it accidentally ...👹 I think that I understand what you mean. Sometimes it can happen to feel less than a colleague or similar. That happens when you care much about your work, but people frequently do just the bare minimum to avoid unwanted risks. As long as you persevere, you will develop many skills, especially in the areas where you have more difficulty. Those successes can be your fuel, when approaching new stuff and your mind will try to convince you that you're not enough. After trying many different jobs, I've realised that IT engineering is the field where I'm able to do something useful, and do it well. I like to see that my work can help other people into solving their problems, or doing something better. In other fields I missed this, it was only a mere task execution. I don't know if this is a good explanation, but what I'm trying to say is that if you find a purpose in your job, then it's only a matter of time before you will master what you do. Don't worry, I think it's perfectly normal to have doubts. Perfection leaves no space to improvement. That's why people who think to know everything, ultimately know very little. Cheers

sounds like a wattpad fantasy story

That's where you try and learn all you can from this guy instead of hanging up your keyboard

Sounds achievable, all you need to do is shut yourself in your room for 5-10 years with no free time until this shit burns into your mind and your third eye opens

@@chadyways8750 alright bet see you in 5-10 years

You must work at Blizzard lmao

I know the feels.

Dunning Kreuger at its best. I have a degree in gamedev from a prestigious university yet I have never done first person or open world. I did multiplayer by hand once, it requires all players to know their IP addresses and despite specialising in procedural generation I am only good at road networks and large scale natural terrain.

isnt that a brogrammer subgroup?

​@@luckylikey9280 No, those are usually teenagers who severely underestimate the amount of effort developing a game requires.

notch moment

@@lenargilmanov7893 Just like Yandere Dev with his spaghetti code lmao

Oh man, those game maker wannabes are the most pathetic. They haven't written a single if statement and want to make one of the most complex types of software. I really hate them

Well, I can appreciate those people more than the "game developers" that are just clicking buttons in engines.

@@spicynoodle7419 wtf are you saying most people who are coders start from playing games and want to be a game dev , but most of them don't. If you never play games before i don't believe you are a programmer

@@jamalsheriff1928 I do play games but none of the people I know and work with started with a 3D FPS game as a first project. I'm in several beginner channels and am very cynical and elitist - it's hard to not crap on their dreams. People should start with command line programs, learn some data structures, write a JSON parser, study some vector and matrix maths. Unity might be easy but software development is a perpetual process of breaking shit. Some day the texture loading might break and without any intuition and knowledge of how an engine works or how to debug issues the noobie will just go somewhere and ask "unity no work, how 2 fix?" - which is 80% of the help requests I see. Maybe don't undertake a project that usually takes 3-5 years of development by a 300 member team without knowing the ABCs.

This just hurts. I just got a job as a unity game dev. I have always loved video games since childhood. I am learning unity and c# for now and gettingbetter at it. Earlier I use to code in Java. My stereotype is the introvert kind. And yes my dream really is to make greatest/complex games.

I have one as well... Funny Guy play board games and utter more than 4 whole sentence unrelated to work per day (damn How Can he 😱)... BUT : He developed the entire app/system that the quality dpt use, an auto updater for our products on his own "for fun" and he push 30 classes modifs at random because there is never enough refacto... The thing that is the cherry on top for me is that on the 1st of January at midnight this absolute chad pushed to origin one of his classical "too much random modifications to explain" but he changed the name of the commit to Say happy New year ... The legend himself i love him so much 🤣

Well said...

Couldn't agree more. 10x'ers are guys who create software everyone else uses.... vue, nuxt, vite, vitesse, parceljs, tailwind, windicss etc.

I can mentor you if you wish. You seem to have low self esteem, probably because your code isn't well structured or commented. I will show you how to apply best practice principles on well structured code following the best of breed ISO/IEC standards for the management of code quality.

🤣🤣🤣

@@uwirl4338 I think Scotty Dog was being sarcastic.

what about the dunning kruger effecomer, the one that thinks he is the better than even chad from boston fish school of computer science and frat parties

Thank you! I felt even more outcast when the finished this video.

Imposter syndrome is a meme.

there is someone with imposter syndrome amogus

damn man wish i was there

Who is this person?

damn

this is not 10x, this is 100x

this dude living every programmer's life

😂😂😂😂

You also have to take into account getting the right group of 5 guys, one tall lanky white guy, one fat guy with a pony tail, one east indian, one short asian, and one guy with crazy facial hair

👌

We need brogrammers with 30 years of Go knowledge /s

Welcome to our company, Anon! Here’s your diverse team you have to work in! Let’s have a 2 hours long welcoming chatter! Anon: Thanks, I quit.

Yea thats pretty funny. Technically you get to claim 2 steriotypes. The woman coder plus whatever other steriotype fits you best

Woman? what is that? An npm dependency?

But also with a shotgun, apparently 😜

@@hungaro7964 a nuget package

@@hungaro7964 a library written in C

🙃I would like to know what happens to this 10x guy right now.

@@TheXuism Well, he's worth more than 10x the salary since there is no additional cost in management, healthcare, and team coordination to cover this person's efforts. He's either very wealthy or very semi-retired

@@TheXuism he's bill gates

@@RafaelMunizYT he's gill bates

inb4 this guy is Mr. Robot and the guy he's talking about is alter ego, Tim Big

That's the Brogrammer

@@motherlove8366 Its the middle between brogrammer and 10x.

@@lofiandchill6062 listen to Fly Chill by Cráneo. it's Spanish but it's lofi and its chill

@@lofiandchill6062 oh boy that's me 100% 😳

@@lofiandchill6062 yep yep that's 100% me lmao

You forgot to mention that stereotypical woman programmer is a female

wtf me 2

I think that he truly represented the stereotype type of programmers are not females .. fun fact: I'm Algerian, 65% of graduates in computer science are females .. and the stereotype here is that men are only good for manual labor jobs LMAO

im not sold, wheres the proof

Im laughing so hard KKKKKKKKKKKK

Every time, though, you get that lovely dopamine hit when you realise it means you are on the right track - despite having no clear path ;)

Yes! That's how I wrote my first bubble sort algorithm 😂😂

When thinking about how you should structure your dependencies I "invented" layer architecture (the idea of only accessing layers equal to or below the current one). It was literally my first idea of the top of my head. I felt so proud when I found out that thats basically how everyone does things xd.

I'm taking a maths paper at the moment - just found out today that I somehow stumbled backwards into calculus - I essentially invented the idea of a secant because I was too dumb to wrap my head around an exponential equation. I thought I was being hacky, throwing something half assed together, but no, I just accidentally did calculus....

Jesus that is me 😂😂

But did he make a language at any point?

( the answer is probably yes, everyone has tried that at some point )

@@U20E0 Well there is Terry Davis that tried and succeeded at that

@@archthearchvile HolyC is best language

I mean, I kind of get it. Sometimes I look at web apps and wonder why we're making simple applications go through so many layers of inneficient junk just so people don't have to download something. Most of the internet *should* be able to run on old netbooks but it pretty much doesn't because it's way more complex than it needs to be.

Yes, but she is a woman programmer so she has to be in that stereotype. You can not be in multiple steretypes at once, that does not compute.

stop the cap

sounds fake

Fake as shit bro

@@wurf5336 why

Nah, too self-aware ;)

and you´re not even called 'Chad'

@@centralbiz5974 he’s called Einstein

ah, the brogrammer

@@centralbiz5974 Chad, John, Max, James or even Kevin... that's the least they could do to pass as a Chad.

I know this guy

Yes! I work with some.

I hate that guy

I met one once, he was younger than me, and at 24 he was the lead developer at the Australian stock exchange.

Isn’t that because we all get to be a 10x developer once in a while ? Nobody can work 200% all the time… or have I just not met any 10x developer yet ?

@@evam796 As the video suggested, it's not merely about industriousness. It's outstanding problem-solving skills and expertise. Which allows them to write concise and impeccable code that manages to solve ten times the problems others would manage in the same time.

​@@LinkEX ​ No this is obviously a misleading mindset that goes against growth. To me coding is just like any other creative writing profession (e.g. copywriting) and your growth in problem-solving skill mostly comes from domain expertise. k-12 taught all the basic problem-solving skill you needed to become a very productive programmer. Heck, I'm in research these days and the best problem solvers I've known are all theoretical mathematicians and hardly any of them make a productive coder. You see, your statement itself is paradoxical since "solving ten times more problems" and "writing elegant code" come at expense of one another, if someone writes "impeccable" code at 10x productivity, he could be a 20x developer should he chooses to program with minor bugs and casual code styles, and I know most teams, not of a mission-critical nature, would very much prefer that. You just raise the bar to arbitrary level and the only result it would ever achieve is to stop new people from growing. The more likely scenario is we all wanted to be 10x developers when we got started and we prob all been that 10x developer at some point in a team, exactly like eva suggested. For any beginner, words like "outstanding ps skills" and "impeccable codes" is an obvious sign to watch out for, it's the kind of language your brogrammer boss would use in order to keep you a cog in the wheel at 200% while he's getting all the sweet promotion and bonus with all the OKRs and slideshows based off your work.

​@@dl662 You think the notion of a "10x developer" hurts the growth mindset? Hmm, I never took it that way - obviously programming is a skill that anyone can grow and refine. And yes, the "10x" in the "10x developer" _is_ kind of arbitrary. But the main idea is that, as opposed to say a physical worker, there are people that really _can_ manage to do work in one evening that would take "the average programmer" a whole week. Or that's still cleaner and shorter than the code others would have come up with even after two weeks of refactoring. They're essentially the Olympic athletes of IT, where talent and dedication meet. Some people just have a knack for the craft and are good learners. By the time they are active in the job market, they might still be further ahead than seniors with a decade of experience.

That's okay, I feel the same. I'm in my first year of college and that has been the hardest thing to accept. It's okay to not like your job, most people don't :))

That happens in almost all professions... Doing something you like for yourself isn't AT ALL the same as doing something you like for a job...

If you invest in something from that money so that you have regular capital you can study what you wanted and do the job you want, but still have money.

The Kaczynski.

Yeah me

oh no that is me, although I will just use a library after the first time. I tell myself it is so I have a better understanding

same, and the fact i mainly use lua definitely doesn't help

@@thego-dev Good luck finding a library in Lua

Sometimes you have to do this for creative and commercial control on a product. Black boxes can be unreliable and expensive.

same

That was personal 😡

Hello, it's me, can we push the deadline again ?

But then when someone comes and needs to touch it won't have a seizure and it won't need redoing over 5 times so it will save time in the long run.

@@EmptyJarDoto it's all fun and games until they require new version every 5 or so years which breaks the whole thing and the code becomes ugly again.

This is my friend, and im the oppisite. I lay the groundwork, solve all the basic problems and figure out which algorithms to use and then hand it off to my friend who is a living style guide, they say they hate refactoring my code but I think they secretely love the oppurtunity to clean up the code, they often take the time to show me before and after using git.

Thank you Broccoco, very cool.

Can you share the sweep source code?

Damn, I'd be pretty jealous but you have to remember to play to your own virtues too. And as long as you don't make it a competition (say, for attention, money, love, etc.) you'll realize there's plenty of space for everyone and no need to be more jealous than the healthy baseline.

i aspire to be a 10x brogrammer

Thats not the brogrammer or the 10x. Its the One p(unch)-rogrammer, with coding skills that break reality while taking on the work load of 100 heroes, while doing everyday shit. He literally flow charts an entire banking system while buying groceries and can probably access your router through the power supply. Just become his equivalent King and success will come your way. EF with him and you will soon find that your grandma have joined the army.

everyone starts as imposter, you will do just fine. Just find a team using scrum and you will become a 10x programer in notime.

I wonder if the guy also has imposter syndrome

He didn't spend much time on the hacker one.

AUTOMATE EVERYTHING!

Wrote that down lol

With Co-pilot... it's super lazy now

why do a manual computer task that takes 30 seconds to do, when you can spend 2 weeks trying to automate it.

Bruh

Plot twist, they created the toy language to toy around with it themselves, because they did't get as much enjoyment out of C++

Rust - it's just inbred C++ with an even clunkier and less intuitive syntax. It's like someone wanted to make a rival/better language and their starting point was to simply copy C++ entirely, but move some of the bits around to make it less obvious. That's the sort of cheating we used to do at high school back in the day.

@@mxbx307 critisizing the syntax and ignoring every other aspects seems like a fair comparaison

are the rumors true is it actually spacebar sensitive lol

The biggest fun to have in the A+B+C is the C++

her achievements are disputed; people believe Charles Babbage, the man who invented the Analytical Engine she wrote the programs for, would be the first to create a program for his own invention. there's also some doubt whether what she did write was, in fact, original, as most of it appeared to be copies of Babbage's unpublished work that she merely published.

@@ChipTheYoshi Please tell me more about how Lovelace didn't write any of the code. Be sure to tell me also that Franklin didn't actually discover the DNA Helix, that Mary Shelley didn't actually write Frankenstein, and that Sally Ride never actually went to space.

@@sbel6626 Yes, because all claims about things achieved by women are the same. They must all be true. It couldn't possibly be the case that one claim is true and another false. It couldn't possibly be true that Emmy Noether was a towering genius and also that Ginger Rogers was not as good a dancer as Fred Astaire. That would imply that such claims are subject to the same scrutiny as any other factual claims, and we can't have that.

@@sbel6626 A shockingly stupid passive aggressive objection.

Dude sounds like he's living on another plane of existence

@@Immadeus I just think these people started coding straight out of the womb. It's like one of children who played the piano at 6 . There's nothing special about them other than they put it a untold amount of hour , perfecting their craft to its limits.

Doing design, architecture, and mentoring are the most valuable things that your 10x developer can be doing -- especially mentoring. At some point 10x is going to win the lotto, get hit by a bus, or retire. One of the best way to leave a legacy is mentoring.

128gb ram for optimisation .... bruh why the fuck are you optimising if you are buying that much ram already ? lmao

128gb? That's cute. My cluster's currently got 420gb spread across 4gb sticks spread across HP proviant servers spread across redundant networking. Gotta meme it up when you're this introverted

I feel you, brother.

It's also frustrating to know that sometimes your one of the programmers that produce bad code quality when you find something you wrote a few years ago.

I relate

C'mon, no matter how bad things are around, input + prep + validation + processing + output can always be written well. Just make sure you do not get beyond 6 variables per code unit ;)).

A-freaking-men,mate. 🙌

That's literally me.

I manage to make a functional program, then fuck it up and forget it existed

Now this This is accurate

So you are kind of like a stem cell, you can still turn into any one of those programmer types.

yeah im fairly new and mix a few of the different stereotypes. more than happy to live the quarantine lifestyle like the introvert but ill drop everything for a party like the brogrammer whilst also being quite lazy. also definitely in the unlisted game dev group, however ill stick to writing game logic on an existing engine rather than pretending i can or should do it from scratch, and its only for my own learning and enjoyment rather than thinking im gonna pop out the next big thing in a few months.

I'm just starting to Learn. Now I'm anxious to discover how I will end up being.

Holy shit, I wanna be that guy couldn't he be considered a 10x programmer though?

I think it's called an electrical engineer.

That was like my dream and I ended up coding JavaScript :(

That's essentially me. Last statement is so true that I actally say it in job interviews. Too long variables names are a little itchy... lol

@@outsidergameing921 could be, but he is usually of the lazy type and takes his time, no need to rush.

Just amazing 😂

ouch. that stings a little. ;)

Clearly you don't know any.

I'm still trying to figure it out: Are the 0.1% devs actually just 1x devs? It feels like the people who can actually produce functional, moderately competent work are the rare, beautiful unicorns.

@@Zeuts85 Well when you put it like that, yes they are rare, and they usually come in to fix problems. The rarest quality devs are the ones who write quality c++,c, and assembly.

no oops?

You can still use it with C++

why do you say "to be fair" as if being the old jaded guy is a bad thing? hes more 1337 than any of the other plebs

A wise person once said; There are only 10 types of people. Those who know binary, and those who don't.

Yeah.. uhh. uh huh.. exactly.. true.. correct.. hmm

No eye contact or social cues to worry about when you're talking to the compiler, after all

My CS professor is the old jaded guy who only codes in C and has been teaching programming for 40 years

True!!! We need a part 2

Me too

Works for me too

I feel targeted.

Build tools, not ships. Ships are complicated things with many subsystems required to meet all of its disparate use cases. A tool does just one thing but it does it very well. Good ships require expertise in all of its systems in order to deal with any problem that crops up. A good tool is a seamless extension of the users will and its operation is intuitive.

Mechanical systems still tend to break a lot.

@@voidseeker4394 Yes, they do. The difference between the two though is that, in most cases, its far easier to troubleshoot mechanical problems than software ones. Also, maintaining most mechanical devices can be done by anyone with a general know-how related to machinery. If software is not written in house, there's no "popping the hood" and possibly correcting the problem yourself. You have to reach out to whoever has the source code, contract them to fix it, and then wait powerlessly as they hopefully fix the problem without introducing more faults.

@@ryang2573 sounds like survivability bias to me, tbh. Nobody is talking about how many cars has crashed due to mechanical failure (part of them possibly because of maintenance by someone who thinks they has 'general knowlege' of what they are doing). But everybody is talking about how hackers hacked someones smart toilet and stole telemetry of owner's butt.

Haha I know a couple of those.

Alright, to send you psychedelics I will need all the details on your credit card as well as your full address, legal name.

🍄🍄🍄🍄

Im cracking up. I think as of right now being beautiful generates more money than coding... so we are still safe for some time!

Psychedelics actually help you focus. Hence the micro dosing of LSD at work.

at least now, I hope, you have a competitive salary. In a sense that your salary competes with your living expenses

@@mastergoblin7205 I mean it's high tech, so the salary is higher than the normal market, but I question daily if it's worth it.

I'd say the same, the fullest of the full-stack RN developer. A designer, a programmer, a product manager. I appreciate full creative control over the work for my client, but man, a $12k/year salary makes me wanna kill myself when I see chads with over 9000k salaries per month while doing much less work.

@@very_unique_username where do you live

Codefluncer spotted

Think about the good side, in 24h you learn so much because you really need to...

I am learning programming and after a few minutes I end up being bored and it's stressful

@@werrutkyupnext Sounds like tutorial hell. Try to build your own projects and boredom will disappear.

@@iHate2x ok

@@iHate2x should I learn python or typescript?

@npc oh yeah ignore the thousands of lines they had to write lmao

please stop saying C/C++ there is no C/C++ they are different programming languages

@@boohba bruh I didn't mean that way lol

@@boohba C++ is an extension of C and it's compatible with it as well, lol

@@daniellima4391 both claims are false. void whatever() { int a = 123; } this code is valid in like 50 different languages. are they all compatible?