Sully Johnson “ It looks like it has Ebola “ -Mathias
@jimgibbs29494 жыл бұрын
@@i0rangei843 like u
@i0rangei8434 жыл бұрын
Jim Gibbs why?
@jimgibbs29494 жыл бұрын
@@i0rangei843 cuz u have ebola
@i0rangei8434 жыл бұрын
Jim Gibbs epic
@annap.13274 жыл бұрын
I had a pink life size cap gun Pistole that I LOVED as a kid. I got it at a toy/ hardware store for $7 and then about 3 packs of refills ( for another $5 )that had a TON of caps in it. That was one of my all time favorite toy as a kid.
@michaelpitcher28204 жыл бұрын
9:45 Matthias enters “dad mode” and says two of the most relatable things ever “ I’m not going to stand here forever” and “ you’re making me use my legs” lol.
@angelaherman2724 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Woods, what do you think, brother? Dope or Nope?" "I thought it was pretty cute." 😂😂😂
@ava_niche4 жыл бұрын
1:06 Tanner: "Oh and the dad comes in, he's finally back from the store after 10 years, and he's got a d-dart blaster" 😂😂😂😂 Also did anyone notice Michael flinch at 20:33?
@oliverstvchannel64423 жыл бұрын
"We should send this to BU." Me: *Tear slowly rolls down cheek...
@tomboytopic3763 жыл бұрын
I know right!!. RIP BU
@davegauvin65424 жыл бұрын
Tanner: we call it the wrist rocket Clone trooper: WaTcH tHoSe WRIST ROCKETS
@SiriusZiriux4 жыл бұрын
Roger; roger!
@ultimate36244 жыл бұрын
@@SiriusZiriux droids say that not clone troopers
@blockingcake9563 жыл бұрын
@Jack Mains yes they do
@freelancer51233 жыл бұрын
I thought that to
@brodyberrios7984 жыл бұрын
Mathias in every episode: that can take out an eye
@Its_Orca4 жыл бұрын
No an eye an .... Ok I'm stupid kill Mee😂
@cynicap85844 жыл бұрын
technically anthing they buy can take out an eye
@ashissad50304 жыл бұрын
Omg soooooo true
@blaneboggs57454 жыл бұрын
It can
@bearhill34404 жыл бұрын
u ar raet
@crafterinc1124 жыл бұрын
It’s been a while they didn’t use the mega dope button.
@NnJ994 жыл бұрын
it has been forever
@rainsidegamer72514 жыл бұрын
Yeah because there hasn’t been any really really good products
@redhero63774 жыл бұрын
Which video did they use the mega dope???
@xxsupersimonxx64004 жыл бұрын
peter Parker spiderman ten products you can customize for yourself (not the one with the mini figures the one with the bottle)
@thomasfernandez87124 жыл бұрын
Your so right
@owencalder52354 жыл бұрын
Matthias: $99 is expensive Matthias 10 min later: Buys a gun that shoots AIR for $150 and then throws it away
@davidparkingson27914 жыл бұрын
Ha haha 😂
@budd1393 жыл бұрын
1:33 Michaels face is priceless
@ghosti.4 жыл бұрын
Matthias:"I might die today" Me: same
@lyxaria4 жыл бұрын
We might die tomorrow. But that's the way life is. We will die one day. It's inevitable. Its a certainty so terrifying we try to ignore it. But heed this: Some say the world will end in fire, Some say it will end in ice. But from what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favour fire.
@Rev1014 жыл бұрын
@@lyxaria breh
@pug68714 жыл бұрын
@@lyxaria breh
@laylamontgomery19334 жыл бұрын
Krystal Fyre breh
@gavinlightfoot55214 жыл бұрын
@@lyxaria ok
@nathansteiner85954 жыл бұрын
"Here at aperture we shoot the whole bullet, that's 60% more bullet per bullet" - Cave Johnson
@ghastdude5894 жыл бұрын
"You're not a good person. You know that, right?" -GLaDOS
@akbarvoxobov16714 жыл бұрын
One way or another one is the same kind it has to be used in this regard because of their ability
@lidsw574 жыл бұрын
vid: *yellow ball gets stuck in Matt's beard* me: *laughs to death because of how funny it is and breaks cheek bones*
@ajmod734 жыл бұрын
“Ten Weapons that are actually dangerous” Isn’t that what a weapon is supposed to be?
@OliverEye4 жыл бұрын
Can you not read? It said Ten TOY weapons that are actually dangerous.
@ricksanchez79994 жыл бұрын
ajmod73 haha even though it’s a toy it’s still called a weapon so it’s meant to do something :p
@4ndym664 жыл бұрын
ROTZ LÖFFEL it’s PRETEND that’s what they meant it’s supposed to replicate a real weapon with out danger
@ricksanchez79994 жыл бұрын
Andy M I’d think it’s dangerous if I have a nerf dart suctioned to my eyeball... not only that but to think about infections and pinkeye staphylococcus and others... I’ve always hated toys besides real guns and cars LOL those are meh toys hehe 😜
@David-vd4sd4 жыл бұрын
I know what you're thinking I've known it since you tuned in You're thinking I CAN'T FREESTYLE RAP! Well I've had it up to here with people assuming ogres can't break it down SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT (I got a donkey who's wonky, yo) Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fun, Shrek ain't no average ogre son! I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stomp Say Shrek, Shrek oh how'd you get so green? Shrek, Shrek yo what's your favorite cuisine? I eat frogs and bugs and dung beetle pie Sometimes I eat my snot and I don't know why Give me mud, be my bud, but don't be no dud I be rocking this vest 'cause I'm original stud Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, Shrek ain't no average ogre son! Three pigs here's what I build a house out of pain And then I put Humpty back together again Oh Pinocchio's nose it keeps on getting longer But me and my donkey we be getting stronger! Tell Snow White and Red Riding Hood Shrek's in town yo, he knows what's good If you're looking for rhymes put away that map Nothing's better than Shrek 'cause this ogre, CAN RAP!
@user-fm9ej4yt6y4 жыл бұрын
Any of y’all remember matthias when he didn’t have a beard?
@Q2SGLO4 жыл бұрын
Made me feel weird
@OtodusMega4 жыл бұрын
now he looks kinda old
@user-fm9ej4yt6y4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bendyandpals63854 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I miss those times... not that I dont like him now, but...
@aprz.04 жыл бұрын
[uX] Méga he does look older
@arwen_queens_214 жыл бұрын
Tanner : you can’t reply Comments: yes we can
@treye38164 жыл бұрын
reply *
@Valerian1154 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@thento91204 жыл бұрын
The sky
@arwen_queens_214 жыл бұрын
Trey E thanks I was typing fast
@treye38164 жыл бұрын
@@arwen_queens_21 no problem
@vannahfrusher55493 жыл бұрын
I love how nearly every video Tanner does something where someone says his name in dissapointment
@mushtaqfraz56414 жыл бұрын
“He’s finally back from the store after 10 years” I died
@lannew7134 жыл бұрын
tanner: is holding his eyes shut also tanner: i can't see anymore
@owencalder52354 жыл бұрын
"Why do you guys shoot like you're a gangsters?" -Matthias 2019
@nox..thecoolone4 жыл бұрын
It’s because they like chicken
@CHI-Town_WhiteBread4 жыл бұрын
Replace "Gangsters" with "Minority Hood Folk"
@westleyrodgers92944 жыл бұрын
@@CHI-Town_WhiteBread YES
@owencalder52354 жыл бұрын
Patriot SLUG'S Armory 😂 maybe I will
@lumpyspaceprincess6904 жыл бұрын
I started wheezing when that part came up 😂😭😭
@rgrilley59644 жыл бұрын
Anyone else sad that BU is gone. :(
@gelo9834 жыл бұрын
:(
@ParnesstheAmarX4 жыл бұрын
r grilley yes
@ParnesstheAmarX4 жыл бұрын
r grilley and rekt
@yagamil463 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@DelfElf3 жыл бұрын
Blight Wright yep, check their latest vid :( maybe they’ll bring it back soon but sadly unlikely
@psychodoglover27714 жыл бұрын
If you paint that gun Black like a real gun you can prank somebody with it 8:22
@keegannewcomb8759 Жыл бұрын
No
@bahoogashmoop39624 жыл бұрын
Matthias: “I don’t spend more than a dime” Also Matthias: **Owns a Tesla**
@akbarvoxobov16714 жыл бұрын
First time taking a bath is one of the most expensive treatments in America you know it has been arrested in recent seasons as well as the possibility for an outbreak of pneumonia and pneumonia in children with Zika virus in its area of about half the population on average since it began in late December in a video of her mother in law enforcement on her Facebook account in new Jersey city
@TV-pr9ep4 жыл бұрын
Teslas are cheap
@tesstickles13154 жыл бұрын
T V uhhhhhh ok buddy
@sujeilvega4 жыл бұрын
True
@byronwestbrook65214 жыл бұрын
Is that trump the real dude. I don't think he is but just wanting to make sure. If he was i would tell him how good he is
@Y2k.ziek054 жыл бұрын
Tanner: it’s means Matt:I’ll tell you
@Gt_Mn_HnN4 жыл бұрын
When tanner gets interrupted by Matthias and makes this face 😖 Me: laughing my tiny heart out
@jolty28934 жыл бұрын
Tanner: "where we rate products Dope" *silence* Tanner: "Or nope" Matt: Saw that coming" XD
@elderwolves4 жыл бұрын
Sudden mass nostalgia for the days when Brian was Mathias' main squeeze, just two bros in a room testing products. In the hot seat at all times...... We miss you, Brian!
@nateh92464 жыл бұрын
Only mildly disappointed that no "for rectal use only" stickers were put on any of these
@missfrosty64884 жыл бұрын
Ah hahahaaaaa 👌😏
@typicalkris64234 жыл бұрын
Every time the camera zooms in on Tanner, all I can look at is that fish swimming around in the background 😂
@zim66224 жыл бұрын
19:06 they sell those in Dollar Tree here. I’m in the Midwest so Matt was right. They are pretty cool ngl
@smokehoppr4 жыл бұрын
Tanner: "This thing is danger" continues to make people choose a number before being executed.
@Me-wg2zh4 жыл бұрын
Matthias: “talks about rubber machine gun” Me: “I am confusion”
@GoblinLord4 жыл бұрын
"if worse comes to worst, you could just Pistol whip someone with it" Me: Gets a melee kill to conserve ammo Everyone else at my little brother's birthday party: (surprised pikachu)
@Amesxs3 жыл бұрын
I like how robert just been standing still
@forestfoxoutdoors42374 жыл бұрын
Says “have you not held a gun before?” Meanwhile he can’t even load a mag correctly 🧐☝️
@DatDarkDragon4 жыл бұрын
Obviously isn't an American
@elviratoth80124 жыл бұрын
🖕🖕
@heathankelly22424 жыл бұрын
It’s easy to hold a rifle I don’t flip out and easy to shoot a rifle 🇺🇸
@lil_biscuit4 жыл бұрын
HmMMMMM
@Jadedfriend10004 жыл бұрын
It’s better than what Tanner would’ve done though
@jayceshaw92024 жыл бұрын
"don't look down the barrel" that should be known already 😂
@VyseM4H4 жыл бұрын
Yall just brought back some repressed memories lol The little pop gun at 19:56 I brought to school one time when I was a kid in San Diego in 96. Idk if I had told anybody if I had it on me but I remember getting dragged to the principals office and he knew damn well I had it on me, for a moment he thought it was a real gun asking why the plastic covering for a plastic pop gun didn't come off. He took my gun told me to leave then the police went in his office as I was stepping out. Never realized how bad of a problem this kinda stuff was till I grew up.
@ATGM_Main3 жыл бұрын
I used the one with the caps, we usually put a small bit, I mean like a huge bit of gunpowder and that thing was powerful, it would have so much kickback and would melt the plastic. It was crazy!
@murry0014 жыл бұрын
"Have you never held a gun before?!" - America.
@joe.killian4 жыл бұрын
funniest thing i've heard since my dad said "You have enough bones in your body to make the exact size-of-you skeleton
@sigmamale-pv2un4 жыл бұрын
@@joe.killian Ieie
@kadebirdtail58784 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t
@countchompula18964 жыл бұрын
Murica
@traviswatkins66284 жыл бұрын
@ғuňţċѧsє ţuċҡғѧяԀ obviously not American if you don't like guns
@ashleyroman40464 жыл бұрын
8:16 and that is how Tanner officially lost an eye. R. I. P. Tanner's eye
@roldanmartinez69593 жыл бұрын
What Adults see: *Kids playing* What Kids see: *Lego robbing a bank*
@diningsock33164 жыл бұрын
"Are you ready to go into the wilderness Johnny" XD
@coolman23474 жыл бұрын
13:15 why is this fire 🔥
@hannamonge83004 жыл бұрын
“These toy weapons are too dangerous for children.” 3 “grown-ups” play with the toy weapons and do harm to each other more than kids probably would using them 😂😂😂 I have to say this video is a MEGA DOPE!!!
@joeytofil22593 жыл бұрын
Depends on how creative they are, I once put tacks in this old hollow rubber bullets of a little plastic air gun. That sucker would stick in the wall 10 feet away!
@emmy79833 жыл бұрын
11:26 this is proof in irl Tanner is an evil genius
@AngelGoddess1084 жыл бұрын
10:24 Michael "hey" is so cute 🤣❤
@lukeverrelli78864 жыл бұрын
The D-dart meeting sounds like Italians in the kitchen
@smiles50544 жыл бұрын
The d-designers who d-design the D-dart gun is-doofuses and got d-distracted naming the D-dart gun
@smiles50544 жыл бұрын
D-deez nutz
@ultrandz10894 жыл бұрын
nice
@djleonard143 жыл бұрын
I don't know if im offended or dissopointed in the internet please its d dart not ddart
@BOOST_sounds3 жыл бұрын
@@djleonard14 it's a joke lol
@kanmeridoc17844 жыл бұрын
"Nothing more emasculating" -Tanner. Also Tanner: scared of a toy gun because it looks like a 1911.
@chadyates99023 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode ever!🤣🤣🤣
@lumpyspaceprincess6904 жыл бұрын
Tanner: “And dad comes in after being at the store for ten years “. Me: damn 😭😂😂
@shannonelmer38604 жыл бұрын
“I’ve only spent a dime or less” but he has spent $400.00 on an enflatable flamingo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 edit: I spelt inflatable wrong.
@katitdied61714 жыл бұрын
Inflatable*
@katitdied61714 жыл бұрын
@@AvoDoesStuff_ I will use that pillow.
@shannonelmer38604 жыл бұрын
Whoa guys calm down.
@TypewritR4 жыл бұрын
@@katitdied6171 have a good night sleep!
@iamme83594 жыл бұрын
Space Pup Don’t imagine he will with that smell
@ithajj14 жыл бұрын
Matt: "This item is a like to buy...Whats that mean tanner?" Tanner: "That means we are never actually going to buy it"
@shadowphaser2444 жыл бұрын
James j no I have seen them use the like to buys
@micahhradil25514 жыл бұрын
Shadow Phaser tell that to tanner dumbass
@Fightingbella4 жыл бұрын
There's a video they did awhile back explaining that they do buy them, they just don't show them on the videos sometimes because it takes months to get there kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aJ2opLtnm9nYiqc.html Here's the link to that video explaining it
@aishefasani24604 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure the three of them bathe together
@0510wa4 жыл бұрын
this was so fuiggin funny 😂😂😂
@marayacarlton59164 жыл бұрын
Matthias: "Gun" KZfaq: ITS A BLASTER! NOT A G**, DEMONITIZED!
@elp41964 жыл бұрын
Yup
@elp41964 жыл бұрын
You joined dop or nop wow
@snaileypooaltacc4 жыл бұрын
I've been having such a bad month, but you guys never fail to make me smile. Your videos are amazing, keep it up. ❤
@Iazibones3 жыл бұрын
In the first 30 seconds I already love this channel
@TranscenDaMental4 жыл бұрын
13:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't know why I find this so funny! Reminds me of Robin Williams!
@XO_blair_OX4 жыл бұрын
Yall missed a great opportunity, d-dart, d-dope......
@parallelalpha4 жыл бұрын
Goolius Boozler perv
@Hiraeth45584 жыл бұрын
Your D-DOPE
@parallelalpha4 жыл бұрын
GVStvicious perv
@nosebonkisgod11704 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna drink my melted cheese
@parallelalpha4 жыл бұрын
Nose bonk Is god perv
@wertbe17184 жыл бұрын
Matt: *asks tanner something* Tanner: *starts to respond and manages to get a syllable out* Matt: *immediately interrupts Tanner and says the answer*
@whatsliketobeabeginner9313 жыл бұрын
“Our d-dart gun isn’t doing the doingggg” That cracked me up! XD
@veganchiefwarrior64442 жыл бұрын
" i can not belieeeve iit" made me lmao
@qwaszxcvbnm74 жыл бұрын
"who would've expected it to work on that one"
@alexandriaseilhamer68424 жыл бұрын
How can someone be early is my question? Posted 32 seconds ago is the perfect time to watch
@tzouvig74224 жыл бұрын
Hi
@ziamohey69694 жыл бұрын
Hi
@topaz26064 жыл бұрын
No clue. My notifications are late.
@emilianovinegas63593 жыл бұрын
I already laughed at the start of the video XD
@jessbrown38844 жыл бұрын
for a good second or two I really thought that the fish behind tanner was real haha
@davester52344 жыл бұрын
In Texas they have those popper guns that look like shotguns & stuff, they are dope!
@densetsu00194 жыл бұрын
20:32 when michael was shocked in the sound of the gun HAHA
@MrGuitarforyou4 жыл бұрын
I died when the bb went in Matthias’ beard lol
@YuvanTirunagari4 жыл бұрын
Matthias: tells that he does'nt waste a dime when is swimming in money
@jker48024 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Matthias: That could take out an eye
@stupiddonkey9834 жыл бұрын
Advantage he’s a parent that’s what every parent says it weird and scary 😬
@reapingjoker41984 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to catch an arrow." Meanwhile in Australia with Anthony Kelly, "Catching arrows for days."
@SDSypher3 жыл бұрын
I used to have the same thing as that first dart gun when I was little, except it was a Ben-10 wrist cannon that shot discs and rotated around your arm
@pungaboy4 жыл бұрын
That d-dart gun is actually pretty good for not being a n-nerf gun
@-r3set-3 жыл бұрын
: (
@monicagarcia66404 жыл бұрын
mathias 99$ is too expensive 7 minutes later: buys a gun that shoots air for 140 dollars
@YungOsamaCoin4 жыл бұрын
monica garcia nuts
@bluegillandbass21414 жыл бұрын
Stolen lol
@lindaharnedcraig72604 жыл бұрын
dumdum
@Grimes8974 жыл бұрын
16:50 THIS IS AMERICA
@sircookiewaffle18284 жыл бұрын
16:35 " it was blowing some people's ears out" Not even a minute later *Points it at tanners ear*
@davidparkingson27914 жыл бұрын
Cool
@charlielynch16904 жыл бұрын
YOU HIT THE GOAL
@originalgarciao.g.family13273 жыл бұрын
The cap gun for me is at my local dollar tree everywhere
@KILLA2193 жыл бұрын
That's my childhood
@words6333 жыл бұрын
So true
@killerx21723 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Grim_R3AP3R4204 жыл бұрын
10:27 who else thought tanner destroyed the cam 😂😂😆
@KZA_GAMING4 жыл бұрын
Matt: why you guys shoot like your a gangster. Their thoughts: he's just jealous he's not
@alissaabila44233 жыл бұрын
17:45 me when i have to go to school on the weekends
@yeetyeet1682 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying my name at 5:42 Tanner!
@maridraws45714 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling really sick today and this actually made me smile and laugh and feel a little bit better. Thanks!!
@BestJelq4 жыл бұрын
8:12 I died Michael I’m protecting u from that evil oww
@Crimson_Mando4 жыл бұрын
2;57 "its gonna hurt him" *giggles in airsoft*
@quadlife62824 жыл бұрын
20:00 I had one of those. They where fun and where I lived at the time it echoed around the neighborhood.
@brandimunguia4 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how much time and effort it takes to reload that rubberband gun just for 30 seconds of shooting.
@CCAMDAMANG4 жыл бұрын
Other video: doesn’t get 100k likes Dope or Nope: still does like to buy
@qed9m1804 жыл бұрын
That’s great yuup
@Bamcrafting4 жыл бұрын
Someone: imma shoot you with my d-dart gun You: no your not Them: d-did I stutter
@k.kins13 жыл бұрын
5:18 is the funniest sequence ever
@emmabc014 жыл бұрын
10mproduct that make Matt say “ Luna would love this” Like to agree 👍🏻
@mild1124 жыл бұрын
I miss the metal cap guns. Like if you remember those
@jedylsjedyls35654 жыл бұрын
Same
@Frenchy-cp4gn4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@stinkymonke36224 жыл бұрын
I read that as mental
@mild1124 жыл бұрын
@@Sky_Blu3 which one? I used to work at dollar general and never got them in at that one
@cognizantbow22754 жыл бұрын
Braceface_Nation 03 they just have the plastic ones tho
@robloxgamerdj89814 жыл бұрын
Matthias you got a good watch on that wrist XD lol