There are always plenty of team players. They are all on the enemy team is all.

When you're the guy who defends nodes in PvP Battlegrounds. "Its a hard job, but someone has to do it."

I had the best bg the other day with a team player priest who would pocket heal and mount up and run ahead of me when I had flag and leap of faith me to get more distance. Whoever you are... you are a saint

Afk Andy needs his own series.

The PVP'er that tries to jump over the fence in Arathi Basin.. Everybody do or did that at some point.

You forgot the "Why does Alliance/Horde always lose" guy

Let us not forget the "I am trying, honest to god, I am trying" player. You just wanna belong, you join a random match to proof yourself... But it doesn't work. Sometimes the team wins, sometimes it loses - but you just can't seem to find a proper place among the mayhem. As if your existence doesn't matter at all. You turn into a spectator more than anything else, realizing that PVP might not be for you. Yet still you try... And try... And try... Never any praise, often words of hate. But you bloody try for fuck sake... Just to finally be able to purchase that one shiny piece of cool-looking gear.

You forgot The Guy Who Queues For BGs With Death Sickness.

I'm the warlock that brags about doing more healing than a healer.

Hello, yes. I am a team player. Pandaren Mistweaver. You've met me before, on your stream. Probably won't remember me, I was on my Belf DH, Norielyn. Found you in Ashran. I only ever play as a healer in BGs, and I do my best to stay with those fulfilling the objectives. Just wanted to let you know, we do exist. But most of us prefer to hide in the shadows, only appearing when we're needed.

I'm that one guy who sucks at PvP so I hide behind my allies and run away when they die. That's why I don't play PvP.

"If there's one thing I love, it's the suffering of the innocent" Well said, Nixxiom... Well said.

Some other ones. The PvE wonder: This guy is a n00b through and through at first glance. His gear is either low or PvE stuff, his specc is probably either a cookie-cutter or even a flat-out PvE one with little to effort to be PvP, he doesn't know the layouts, yet he's freaking awesome. He'll manage CC's against much more skilled and geared opponents like it's no thing, keep heals up without issue, sneak and steal capture-points that no one even realized were open while pulling off impressive defenses that are ultimately wasted by people fighting in the middle. The Diva: This person just HAS to be the best of their class at everything. They will single out opponents of same class and do their best to show that they are dominate and better. The Drunken Master: This guy is plastered/high/whatever else when he enters in. He can likely barely form a sentence, he's incapable of understanding basic tactics due to his altered state of mind. He should be sucking, LOSING, but he's not. Somehow he's doing wonderful. Somehow, despite all odds and logic, he's WINNING! The Magical Girl/Super Sayan: This guy seems like a pushover, a write-off, a civilian trapped in a warzone. They're doing poorly, low in damage/healing/captures/whatever and you probably think that they're useless and you're basically down a player. Until you have the entire enemy team leaving with the flag, they're the only one in the way, and something... happens. You thought it was game, but suddenly the flag has been returned and the only one standing is this person. They've changed. They've transformed. They've gone from horrible to super-strong. Suddenly they're the dominate player whom the enemy team fears all because they finally had their transformation sequence/power level boosted. The Bottom Beast: Another 'bottom' player. On paper and stats this guy looks horrible, until you see him in action. Did three enemy players just run off to catch him leaving you with a fight lop-sided in your favor? Sure, he's gonna die, but your team is gonna win. Did he just manage to harass all the enemy healers at once despite being on opposite sides of the fight? Sure, his DPS is low, but suddenly the enemy team has no healers as they're too busy trying to deal with him. His stats are low but, somehow, he's a monster on the field.

oh so number 9 must explain why I see argent dawn people from goldshire with arena master

I am the player who once tried pvp and didn't know how to cap the flag on warsong gulch so i just hid in a bush and our team could'nt cap and i had no idea what to do.

My friend is team player. Should I capture him or keep spectating in natural enviroment ? My second friend is ganker and I am the guy who think his friends are good in PvP XD.

Where is the guy on the duel zone with 2k rating jumping around with his cool af mount but when you try to duel him, he goes afk until you're gone ?

You forgot the graveyard campers in pvp they're jerks who just wanna rub salt into the wounds because there team is winning

I've seen this top 10 done so many times, but this is by far the best it's ever been done. Keep up the good videos, nixx!

You forgot the Gloater: Usually a rogue who opens up on you when you're already getting ganged up spamming /lol, /rude, /moon so he can tickle his tiny ego.

There is also the guy who rolls a female human wearing goggles, with a silly name who think they are so cool and skilled

I love your commentary man, it kills me. "There's a darkness in the hearts of man" lmao... genius

I consider myself the -1: The Guy that doesn't PvP

So basically number 10 is that guy who Is always complaining in chat about how modern world of Warcraft sucks, and how vanilla/wrath was the best.

type 11: the kind of player that knows they suck at pvp but god dammit, they just want marks of honor for that sweet, sweet weapon or armor set for xmog, but then they queu for arenas, and die. and then they queu for bg, and die. arena again? dead. Bg? dead. dead. dead. dead. dead. dead. Horde? Alliance? doesn't matter. they just suck so bad. and since those weapons and armor sets are exclusive to PVP'ers they are doomed to a sad, glamorless lifestyle of mediocrity, because it's that, or get cancer from the dreaded pvp. I am this player.

"The person who queues as a healer but isn't in a healing spec" You can say druids man, it's okay.

I love how you hear a troll go "what the hell mon?!" when he captures Snowfall graveyard

Type 1 leads to Type 6 which finishes with Type 10.

i did a heroic the other day and our healer switched to shadow before every boss fight...

God Damn it Andy!

Im the opposite of a ganker, im the kind of person that goes to low level areas and tries to protect all the low lvls from gankers. I even tell my alliance dudes to piss off when they try to kill a low lvl horde player.

I liked the last one. Grinned at all of the references to the glory days I miss so dearly.

"Can you just fight on the objective? How hard is it? Very my friend, Very.... I don't know about you, but every time i try to get to the objective i run into **Gasp** the opposing team trying to stop me! Can you imagine? the audacity of the other team! What an A-hole! to try and stop the opposing team from reaching their objectives.

Arena team names? What is this, 2012? ...oh my god it's been 4 years since we could last name our arena teams.

Your screenwriting ability is absolutely unbelievable. Everything about this video was intriguing, yet funny at the same time.

haha love the yelling for capping snowfall graveyard 'YOU SMELL LIKE A LEOPARD!'

I'm... the ganker.

i could relate to AFK Andy on a spiritual level

Very accurate and funny. Nice job!

U are an absolute genious,love the video man:)

Number 11: Those God forsaken individuals who are so fucking bad at PvP that they play only a rogue to just be able to stun and slowly poison you to death while you can't even heal or break the stun. And there are millions of those beasts.

I'm sorry to say this buuuut... #3 if you can't beat them.. Join them.

i started to tear up at The Silent Demigod. that was so beautiful.

All of these guys are the reason I just switch on the STALKER Bandit Radio when entering any Battleground. It's enough (mostly) to drown out the hurt of perennial stupidity - or enhance the joy of a flawless victory.

WTF is echiti nostori? Im greek and those are not Greek words. Not even Ancient Greek words.

You forgot 1 important kind of pvper Nixxiom: The bitchy stealth team. 3 rouges, 3 huntards, 2 rouges 1 huntard, 2 huntards 1 rouge and now i bet they will add demon huntards to their ranks.

Beautifully done sir!

Andy is very literately the guy who stood by and watched while you got beaten up. Transfer this to real life for one moment. You're a monster, Andy...

Came in thinking I was not gonna fit either of the 10 and dang got me pretty good. On most chars I'm that No. 1 Team Player, always going for the goal and keeping posative and tactical! Always reminding people there is a thing called shift+m etc etc. On my hunter however I become that silent demigod, mastering kills and dmg every BG. While most been QQing about hunter since recent pre-Exp patch I've been doubling 2nd top dmg while topping kills with 0 deaths. Coming into scenes of expected loss and sniping out all of the vulnerable and the important opposing players. And overall though I match No. 10, the Veteran. Been at it since WoW began and I definitely miss those glory days!! Very good video!!

jajajajajaj the AFK guy killed me

I'm the warrior who's constantly cursing the ranged classes that keep kiting me and god help them the second I'm within melee range.

You forgot the guy who never stops jumping around, whether he's guarding something, fighting, dead, or just going somewhere. He is ALWAYS jumping.

We've all been no. 5. Let's be honest

I'm a team player, but people don't appreciate us, which is why no one thinks we exist. Calling out map objectives and going for the flag is not called a "team player" - we're called "try-hard elitist feeders who are salty for saying the team should focus on the objectives". :(

I am def number 10 in tor. From the rushing of the pub base on ilum to arenas of makeb. Also the silent guy who never talks to anyone lol. These are great vids

Nixx really does make awesome machinmas.

*is a team player but never plays PvP* [Laughs in hidden]

.... .... .... .... ... .... .... .... .... You're welcome, my son.

That team player entry had my busting up the whole time

Thanks for mentioning the "Tarren Mill/South Shore" battles my friend! Often they would make Battleground's confrontations pale in comparison. Back in Vanilla I recall seeing battles with 50+ per side going at it. Sometimes it would just start with one small group of friends doing a quest confronting an opposing group doing the same but then it would snowball into a bigger and bigger brawl as allies were called upon for taking vengeance. Other times, it was a full on mass raid by one side or the other and soon enough, reinforcements were flying in from all over to take part. Can't honestly say just how big it sometimes got but it was easily 50-60 + per side on many occasions. Glorious fun filled days! Even in Classic I had the opportunity to see such action. I don't recall it ever getting quite as big as it did in the old days but still glorious all the same. The Barrens Crossroads had some amazing brawls but that was usually just Alliance players of high level, putting the beat down on us low level newbs.On occasion though, we were able to get assistance from some higher level Horde friends flying in or boating in to Ratchet, that made them regret their chosen time/day for the attack, heh heh. ;) When I reached 60 on my Lock and/or Hunter, I always tried to pay it forward and fly in to assist in these free-for-alls. Loved it!

Im the guy that tops dmg charts then starts to talk shit if we are losing

90% of all violent crimes are committed by horde players - FBI Statistics 2017

Spite being under the weather today not feling too good, this vid cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh man!

The whole AFK Andy scene did it for me.. Pure gold.

i dont understand nr 5 pls help a pveer.PLS^^

10 sounds like swifty. Kappa

this was a great video. comedy mixed with truth :D

I laughed so hard in this video than I'd like to admit. Well Done!

Where is the guy who shits on everyone and BM's them by spamming sit emote (that's me)

I'm an Andy

Nixxiom I love you for using the original UI even if it was back in the day.

I'am here early let me think of a joke. PvE.

Well I'm proud to be a *"Team Player"* Whether it'll in BG or Raids (=^.^=) Maybe it's cause I'm a girl, but I find that being kind and patience with others, while encourage my fellow Hordes.. Really is the way to go ~ Cause how can you expect people to become better, if you don't allow them to make mistakes (So they can learn what to do/ What NOT to do).. Yeah I'm not a typical Horde ☼｡

The first one was the greatest XD I love how you described that

The cave explorer joke cracks me up every time

I'm number 6.

you want to stop losing? want to get some killing blows? are you tired of being yelled at? then,there is new thing called "communication" buy now and ill ship you not just 1 win but a second one" all jokes aside people just need to co-op with each other and someone with some kind of skill take charge and lead your group since no one else will and when that happens the others need to listen and just stop complaining about the group, we win most just because i shut up and listen to whom ever is better than me and that makes commands that make sense..so please all you complainers out there,just nut up or shut up,and people with skill,dont be afraid to lead the group into victory,if you know how to win and know what the other faction is doing,say something dont expect your group to know what to do about it,everyone needs to be on the same page,and stop expecting noobs to kick whole sale ass in bgs,give em a break....they are new.

LOL! "the ganger had me crying"

I know you are primarily a comedy channel, but I would love a video with your tips on getting started in PvP!

I'm the no skill player who ganks. Don't want me to gank you? Then don't roll horde. I mean look, if you go back in time and run into 6 year old Hitler, you're not going to kill him? You know what he's going to grow up and do...take him out now!

I cringe every time an english-speaking person tries to say something in other language

Hi, Can someone tell me what is the music in the background at the ganker part ? Thanks, nice video as usual nixxiom

Number 10 sums me up. 14 years and counting :D

you forgot russians

Would be good if you wouldn't do the types of insults / jokes you did for your number 2 spot. Left a very sour taste.

I like how I'm watching all your videos yet don't even play this game. Good shit.

Again insanely accurate.

Fighting in the middle or wherever the fuck you want is actually really enjoyable, since the main purpose of the game is having fun..so.......

#8 killed me. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

After losing a BG one day, I witnessed not one, but two Team Players in the same group congratulating the team for a great effort. The sight alone allowed me to transcend and take my place at their side. [Rizzlédouche] : gg :*

love the history part of the legend of the team player lol

The ganker is an undead rogue, what a classic lol :D

Definitely AFK Andy. Can’t help it that I get hungry as soon as I’m in a BG.

man i remember i was so proud when i finally got a full set of pvp armor (it took a long ass time because im such a casual) and then an expansion immediately came out and i died a bit inside.

Random question, is that an addon for the health bars of your team at 2:30 and on, or is it in normal WoW? If it is an addon, can someone tell me what it is called? Thanks!

this video was spice man keep it up

What is the raid frames addon with it near the bar? Or is it not an addon.. it would be useful on my priest toon in raids

My friend Drak is 100% the Team Player. So much so, he has pissed people off with how upbeat and encouraging he is.

No. 4 made me laugh so hard. Afk Andy and the snowfall GY capper ones were very funny too.