10+ Weird/Creepy Pokedex Entries: Sword/Shield Edition
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Another new Pokémon game means another new weird/creepy Pokédex analysis! Galar might not have the full National Dex, but it's still full of plenty of dark, gross, and hilarious new entries.
Special thanks to the users in my sub discord + Renae's chat for helping me fill out my Dex:
Lumozeano
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Dillitante
A Raifuu
Caam
Lunar_Sammy
Parzifall
Dango
VarinaRina
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@sirammonite4882 4 жыл бұрын
pokemon: exists pokedex: it probably killed someone
@lrgogo1517 4 жыл бұрын
pokemon: defossilized pokedex: it’s probably dying
@runningoncylinders3829 4 жыл бұрын
@@lrgogo1517 For the first time they took out all of the rocky bits from their fossils too. Maybe it'd've held together better if it wasn't purified as much as it was.
@-voiddemoni-9243 4 жыл бұрын
Runningon Cylinders actually no this time we just kinda shoved them together into agony because half n half
@Compucles 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the new Game Theory video where they suggest that Pokémon such as Alcremie evolved (the original definition) to resemble human food so that they could attack humans?
@CooroSnowFox 4 жыл бұрын
GF do amazingly well at creepy entries, it's not full horror but opens the door for people to add their own theories to pokemon.
@roxas4930 4 жыл бұрын
I'm disturbed by wooloos dex entry: someone literally pushed a wooloo off a cliff to test it's springiness
@DissedRedEngie 4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe just saw one fall off a cliff.
@ryodestroyer2 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they could easily roll off a cliff unawares.
@roxas4930 4 жыл бұрын
@@DissedRedEngie basically it can be 3 ways, someone saw it fall off, someone saw it roll off or someone pushed it
@masterrbg 4 жыл бұрын
Why are we even debating if someone did this? Not only do we know that someone did this, we even know who performed the deed. It was JWittz himself, in his careless, madness driven hunt for shiny Wooloo.
@rainbow_vader 4 жыл бұрын
It was probably Jwittz after knocking out the 4000th non-shiny Wooloo
@Laekith 4 жыл бұрын
"My girlfriend just left me, I feel terrible..." Hattrem: **smashes my head in**
@RezeedTheDataspirit 4 жыл бұрын
It will do the same if you had a good day.
@Dstag 4 жыл бұрын
Gardevoir will protecc you
@bonkeroooo 4 жыл бұрын
Well at least you don't feel bad anymore
@GhimyDaCheese 4 жыл бұрын
"Today I met my new girlfriend!" Hattrem: *Chainsaw to the face*
@AirahsELL 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dstag probably the best thing to come out of this gen is the slap fight between Hatterene and Gardevoir.
@sandywolfr26 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder bede never feel too down about losing. He can’t risk it or he going to get beat by his own Pokémon
@pokelover02 4 жыл бұрын
But he talks so much, I'm surprised he wasn't beaten already lol
@mlgproplayer2915 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@sirplatypus1112 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a grandma
@bt1234567892010 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirplatypus1112 fitting considering he replaces Opal.
@indumatipngtuber2790 3 жыл бұрын
Fairy types in general are fun. In fact, even Sylveon is a real killer.
@solidskullz5736 4 жыл бұрын
The Hattena line is definitely the most ominous I’ve seen so far. Imagine you just broke up with your significant other and your hattrem just beats you to death
@SSDARKPIT 4 жыл бұрын
Just carry a team of only Gardevoir with you, if you come across any of the Hattrem line, the Gardevoir will risk their life for you. Since there's like 6 Gardevoir, the Hattrem is most likely gonna regret being stupid for attacking someone whose sad and minding their own business.
@peachibread1983 4 жыл бұрын
@@SSDARKPIT gardevior and hatterene are now natural enemies according to the fandom similar to lucario and zoroark.
@SSDARKPIT 4 жыл бұрын
@@peachibread1983 Awesome!
@trainerkai1313 4 жыл бұрын
I love it. Gonna use it on my Shield team
@marche800 4 жыл бұрын
@@SSDARKPIT See problem is that you will likely still lose a gardevoir in the process.
@georges2842 4 жыл бұрын
Malamar's Shield Dex entry: "It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events." Malamar is canonically responsible for war crimes. Never forget that.
@theukon-dos7271 4 жыл бұрын
That's my boy!
@gengarzilla1685 4 жыл бұрын
Malamar did 9/11.
@sunnyhvar1992 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of The Silence from Doctor Who
@shortfuze6870 4 жыл бұрын
Remember the episode in the anime where they tried to destroy earth?
@calibur7843 4 жыл бұрын
@@shortfuze6870 They weren't trying to destroy the Earth, they were trying to terraform it. Which of course would have killed most of the population.
@brandontherabboat4850 4 жыл бұрын
Golisopod (Shield): “When Golisopod and Grapploct battle, the loser becomes the winner’s meal.”
@christopherwallace7903 4 жыл бұрын
Heracross X Top Ten Anime Battles
@williamkennedy7846 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's... That's how nature works. What? You thought all pokemon were vegan or something?
@nechocat1234 4 жыл бұрын
@@williamkennedy7846 have you forgotten that even plants are pokemon, a pokemon could be full vegan and still eat other pokemon
@nechocat1234 4 жыл бұрын
Considering typing, pribably golisipod wins, bug and fighting resist each other but golisipod is al so water so it can hit back
@ShadowCim 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this when I evolved my Wimpod and I stared at it for like five minutes lol
@DoubleDeeEddBoyChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Cara Liss wrote the entries herself to cover her crimes. Why else would the Pokédex entries be all like “This is how they lived and died. The end.”
@Cottonmouth255 4 жыл бұрын
My new headcanon.
@IIxIxIv 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think it's very clever.
@Dexuz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cottonmouth255 That's not a headcanon, that's the actual point, because we know that she literally glued two different fossils together, they didn't existed as abominations in the past.
@marcelloreyes7646 4 жыл бұрын
Double Dee Edd Boy it would be cool if in the future we could get their ACTUAL natural states.
@ShizuruNakatsu 4 жыл бұрын
Those pokedex entries are inaccurate because those pokemon didn't exist to begin with. They're artificial hybrids of PARTS of pokemon that existed in the past.
@senorlechuga8832 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy can you imagine what kind of news the Pokémon world has? "Child in his 10th birthday shredded alive by family's Hatterene"
@user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 жыл бұрын
Still 10/10 would date.
@senorlechuga8832 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-mh9dx7nz2r Hold up
@cortster12 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-mh9dx7nz2r I'd rather date a nickit.
@Halleretta 4 жыл бұрын
@@cortster12 *Bruh*
@cortster12 4 жыл бұрын
@@Halleretta Nickit are just as deserving of love as Hat girl.
@aimaedac 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: Honedge, a man who's too angry to die.
@uandresbrito5685 4 жыл бұрын
Every ghost pokémon ever
@arandomguy40 4 жыл бұрын
Guess he played too much Undertale
@Kohchu 4 жыл бұрын
The Legacy of Doomguy is never finished.
@kaistephens2694 4 жыл бұрын
So honedge is Tryndamere from league?
@mastanvx 4 жыл бұрын
Humans are Pokemon. They become Ghost pokemon when they die vengeful deaths.
@Forever_Zero 4 жыл бұрын
I actually like how Hatterene is like the anti-Gardevoir, they know what they are doing...
@andrewowens4421 4 жыл бұрын
I kind of imagine it that when Hatterene senses strong emotions, that causes it pain and any creature will respond violently when in pain, regardless of whether it was intentional or not. You could have one on your team, so long as you control yourself. Feeling emotions is fine. Overexertion will hurt your Hatterene and cause it to fly into a rage. Still, probably a good idea to have a Gardevoir on your team just in case.
@gardevoirthequeen9021 4 жыл бұрын
Ya true
@emblemblade9245 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the ultimate waifu war
@jonathanflanagan1504 4 жыл бұрын
@@emblemblade9245 one that ends when one of them decides to conjure a *BLACK HOLE*
@alexandradordzhieva3835 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanflanagan1504 Exactly
@franciscovincent7035 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh there's the new Beheeyem Pokedex entry: "Whenever a Beheeyem visits a farm, a Dubwool mysteriously disappears."
@tatir7081 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@citylqghts3307 4 жыл бұрын
theory that beheeyems have pet dubwools and they always lose them at farms
@rochindelacruz18 4 жыл бұрын
Probably those cliché Alien thing, "Alien's UFOs kidnaps farm animals"
@eighttyeight 4 жыл бұрын
Elgyem: When an Elgyem stands in front of a TV, strange scenery appears. That scenery is said to be from its home. Imagine what that scenery is...
@moonlitmusic2284 4 жыл бұрын
“Mysteriously”
@TheKoopa4561 4 жыл бұрын
Trainer: *sighs* Hattarene: “WHAT WAS THAT?!” 😡
@jonathanflanagan1504 4 жыл бұрын
Me:Hmm? Hattarene:"OH THAT'S IT!" *starts snapping necks*
@GM.Nobody 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, a shiny hattarene. Gets neck snapped into half
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын
@@GM.Nobody The hardest challenge of catching a Shiny Hatterene is to control your hype. You get too excited- or excited _at all,_ you risk scaring it off or _Worse..._
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
Hatterene will never obey you during battle even if you collect all 8 badges from Galar.
@hupersedgfcanelo 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanflanagan1504 *me uses totem of undying*
@deathlegionair 4 жыл бұрын
The fossils are a reference to Britains historical misconduct of debasing and changing historical and archeological finds to fit a narrative they want to make.. so yes, she went and combined fossils, and then brought them to life.
@emeraldglowodraws 4 жыл бұрын
That's f@cked up, man.
@deathlegionair 4 жыл бұрын
GeeVee KillMe Not all did, some did..
@throningermine8 4 жыл бұрын
deathlegionair *cough* Charles Dawson *cough*
@localidiot5484 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but as someone who lives in England I can tell you that sword and shield is not an accurate portrayal of the UK because... THERE'S NO PUBS! If it was realistic there'd be one around every corner!
@bnewtz7492 4 жыл бұрын
Local Idiot it’s a kids game. Last time they tried to add the game corner they got in serious trouble.
@ZanraiKid 4 жыл бұрын
Thwacky: **exists** STOP, STOP, STOP! HE’S ALREADY DEAD!
@greatsageclok-roo9013 4 жыл бұрын
Let me go one better with the reference... By using a reference TO that reference! wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a0/SCOUT_hesalreadydead.wav
@unhappylife94 4 жыл бұрын
That simpsons reference ❤️
@ravenwraith1017 4 жыл бұрын
Lol! Thwack is a killing spell in DQ if I recall...really have to get back on my switch...
@M3G4T3RR4 4 жыл бұрын
Mou Yamete! Yugi!
@raidarthegunwizard4520 4 жыл бұрын
I think it is more to omaewa mou shinderu
@bluefirefox5343 4 жыл бұрын
Dragapult: takes its young and yeets them from a cannon
@MegabombGamer-rb5kh 4 жыл бұрын
At least the Dreepy enjoy it.
@officialgoosestudios7151 4 жыл бұрын
Alolan golem must be his cousin
@VidGaMeR777 4 жыл бұрын
Fetus Yeetus
@eclipsesoluna3453 4 жыл бұрын
Yeet Cannon Yeetus thy Dreepus my neegus
@eclipsesoluna3453 4 жыл бұрын
@@officialgoosestudios7151 and Rhyperior, who actually do the exact same thing
@amalgam1210 4 жыл бұрын
Hattrem and hattrene vibecheck people. Thats all they do.
@chaotixthefox 4 жыл бұрын
*Hattrem Hatterene kills loud people.
@SakuraAvalon 4 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Fox "OH YEAH! THIS IS GETTING GOOD! BUT I'M NOT DONE YET, TIME TO GIGANTA---" *sounds of the person being suffocated*
@liliekernizan7028 4 жыл бұрын
Atsuko Kagari by who
@liliekernizan7028 4 жыл бұрын
Mafia Cat are they actually killing or just beating
@amalgam1210 4 жыл бұрын
V i b e c h e c k
@grandarkfang_1482 4 жыл бұрын
"IF THIS WAS CHICAGO, YOU'D BE-" Hatterne: *snaps neck*
@sleepyespurr2922 4 жыл бұрын
If Hatterene G-Maxed in Chicago, there would be no Chicago.
@pelosuelto70 4 жыл бұрын
Noooo! Lmaooo
@wintertheampharos4725 4 жыл бұрын
SleepyEspurr this would be the case for any city with a high crime rate.
@reecewest9495 4 жыл бұрын
Scp 173: thats my thing
@luckycapgaming5957 4 жыл бұрын
Chicago’s closed
@Legendary-Nitro 4 жыл бұрын
Litwik: the younger the souls the brighter the fire *Unvaccinated kids with litwiks*
@treehugger0241 4 жыл бұрын
Despite my moral and ethical objections, I must admit I laughed.
@lahtine7431 4 жыл бұрын
@@treehugger0241 me too
@aRandomwacko 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me, I have made some deals with some litwickeds... And bought them unvaccinated children in exchange for ... *Intell*
@andrewollmann304 12 күн бұрын
It’s probably a reference to the hinotama. In the art of ancient Japan, human souls are shaped like balls and are surrounded by supernatural blue flames.
@TheMorbidHobo 4 жыл бұрын
The fossils most certainly are homunculi, not just species that died out due to terrible evolutionary traits. They are pokemon (that seem really great apart, actually) that were spliced together into monstrocities.
@fist-of-doom487 4 жыл бұрын
A reference to early archeology where they often up together bones that didn’t actually belong to the dinosaurs they thought they did and if they were brought to life in that state they would be suffering
@TheHammerGuy94 4 жыл бұрын
You can thank real world uk paleanthologists for this inpiration.
@mastermindcow6210 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheHammerGuy94 Dracovish reminds me of early reconstructions of Elasmosaurus, with its head put where its tail ends rather than its neck.
@joshuabennett8256 4 жыл бұрын
Type Null is the same way
@TheMorbidHobo 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of a shame about Dracovish too. Would have look nice with the head on where it's supposed to be, and would have been a nice type combo.
@ChillyCheeseFryz 4 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget Golisopod's Shield Entry: "They live in sunken ships or in holes in the seabed. When Golisopod and Grapploct battle, the loser becomes the winner's meal."
@XEFROSTRITOH 4 жыл бұрын
does golisopod smell like cheese though?
@ArsonRaboot 4 жыл бұрын
Raboot: It kicks berries right off the branches of trees and then juggles them with its feet, practicing its footwork. Dan Schneider: *sweats profusely*
@MemeMcKid 4 жыл бұрын
OH NO!
@wadeconroy3467 4 жыл бұрын
Skwovent and greedunt have entered the chat
@Swapscribble 4 жыл бұрын
1:45 And I coincidentally nicknamed my Sobble Onion, without reading this entry.
@runningoncylinders3829 4 жыл бұрын
I named my Scorbunny "Libero" without a clue that would be what its Hidden Ability would be called.
@Silentgrace11 4 жыл бұрын
I was spoiled ever so slightly on the evolution theme, so I gave mine the name 0-0-Sobble (pronounced Double-O-Sobble, if that wasn’t obvious enough ;u;) I’m so satisfied with the results it still makes me grin over a week later
@TheHammerGuy94 4 жыл бұрын
James pond also works
@madskullking8515 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I named my sobble Onion too lol
@Silentgrace11 4 жыл бұрын
James Pond 😂 oh goodness lol. I’m going to be breeding my fabulous bean to offer some Sobbles in surprise trades, so I might name them all that lol
@thecakegarden5324 4 жыл бұрын
I kind of hoped Dragapult would be here. Dreepy: Is smol boi Drakloak: Protecc smol boi Dragapult: Attac by *yeeting* smol bois
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын
The smol bois actually _like_ being yeeted though.
@MrRime-mu8mj 4 жыл бұрын
That’s why I named my dragapult depression
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrRime-mu8mj _Aw, it got too old to be fired like a missile..._
@MrRime-mu8mj 4 жыл бұрын
Sry I meant my dreepy.
@MrRime-mu8mj 4 жыл бұрын
and it turned into a dragapult
@Dollightful 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought of the thematical warnings from Jurassic Park when I revived my Dracovish. I felt so bad for it's existence that I kept it on my team for the whole game out of guilt! Whenever I went camping, all of my other pokemon were afraid of it. xD lol WHAT HAVE WE DONE
@lucapon3287 4 жыл бұрын
I caught a Centiscorch and named it Gordon. Didn't realize he was GORDON RAMSEY
@Source-Z-rer 4 жыл бұрын
I named mine Bacon.
@joshuabennett8256 4 жыл бұрын
RAWWWWWWWW
@KokichiGrimleal_058 4 жыл бұрын
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?!
@sonicrunn3r895 4 жыл бұрын
THIS POKEMON IS RAW
@bulborb8756 4 жыл бұрын
I just named mind Ifrit...but finding Sizzlipede is not easy at all when it's a 1% encounter in the grass on Route 3 (yes there is the one that you will always find in Kabu's gym but if you want one earlier then have fun looking for it)
@TheHammerGuy94 4 жыл бұрын
Type: null’s entry in sword. Research notes of this pokemon was stolen. Which is why there’s one in galar. Gladion: excuse me, *WHAT!?!?!?*
@gyppygirl2021 4 жыл бұрын
Galar is now officially the most morally questionable region, between those fossil abominations and the _fourth Type: Null..._
@embasorangiratina36 4 жыл бұрын
@@gyppygirl2021 Well, it could be the third one that was stolen.
@SophisticatedGoat222 4 жыл бұрын
I am curious how Rose's company got their hands on one. Maybe if we get another Galar game we can see a Galarian branch of the Aether Foundation.
@embasorangiratina36 4 жыл бұрын
@@SophisticatedGoat222 Probably hired some Inteleon to sneak in and steal it.
@pinkduskstone1543 4 жыл бұрын
Now where could Cara Liss have gotten the idea to make her mishmash monstrosities...?
@ZeroHero3d 4 жыл бұрын
This generations fossil Pokemon are the purest embodiment of the meme "life is pain!"
@SatoKure 4 жыл бұрын
i.imgur.com/RWFxUxX.png Who asked for birth? Who asked for made?
@v1tr1us2 4 жыл бұрын
My take on Runerigus' dex entry is that it's a completely different entity than Yamask. That by weakening our Yamask to "evolve" it it succumbs to the hostile spirit that is Runerigus. Literally sacrificing our sweet ghost boy for an actual malevolent spirit.
@YOM2_UB 4 жыл бұрын
According to the Sword dex entry for Yamask, it's the slab itself which is possessing the Yamask and not the other way around. Weakening Yamask must allow the slab to take over, hence Runerigus being a new Pokemon and not Galrian Cofagrigus.
@v1tr1us2 4 жыл бұрын
@@YOM2_UB Absolutely horrifying, literally allowing a lost spirit to be completely consumed.
@oelesp7083 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, basically, when you walk under that slab, your Galarian Yamask will get ambushed by it and absorbed if too weak to fight back (aka it took 49+ HP of damage)
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын
The shield entry for Galar Yamask describes the slab's Yamask host as a vengeful spirit. Guy just wanted revenge for whatever and you let a rune demon eat him!
@Silentgrace11 4 жыл бұрын
I’m kind of curious about the hat entries. They really don’t go into the why of it. Is it because they’re such extreme empaths due to psychic ability that any level of emotion and noise causes them intense pain?
@MrAuthor3DS 4 жыл бұрын
Probably based on the seclusive nature of witches, who would often curse people for even the smallest slights.
@chaotixthefox 4 жыл бұрын
They are the Serenity Pokemon. I suppose that means no escalation allowed.
@wintertheampharos4725 4 жыл бұрын
Chaotix Fox yup Hatenna is the calm Pokémon Hattrem is the serene Pokémon Hatterene is the silent Pokémon
@queentsareena1768 4 жыл бұрын
Here's my favorite. Tsareena's entry from Pokemon Shield: "A kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal."
@bernicejones8880 4 жыл бұрын
W H E E Z E Queen Chill You F*cking Killed Him/Her!
@KenanVonKaiser 3 жыл бұрын
Obey Mistress Tsareena!
@campernocamping1 4 жыл бұрын
Hatterene: I better not catch you crying again.
@emblemblade9245 4 жыл бұрын
YoungerOstrich9 Yes ma’am :(
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
Hatterene = The Gardevoir of silence and anti-emotions.
@hupersedgfcanelo 3 жыл бұрын
*confusion*but I'm not
@imalltheragex2000 4 жыл бұрын
6:55 Dracofish could use a Dewpiter as a sort of space helmet. Dracofish gets to hunt on land, Dewpiter gets food from Dracofish's kills and protection from any potential predators
@pokelover02 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect symbiotic relationship
@imalltheragex2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokelover02 yup
@deadlydingus1138 4 жыл бұрын
Squad goals
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate life form.
@imalltheragex2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv basically
@user-Jay178 4 жыл бұрын
I love the dark and creepy pokedex entries in pokemon.
@YaranaRouja 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@CooroSnowFox 4 жыл бұрын
Gamefreak know how to play with horror entries.
@user-op9ig4df6p 4 жыл бұрын
Me too^^♡
@dfquartzidn6151 4 жыл бұрын
Being able to write pokedex entries for a living must be awesome!
@thatonenoname196 3 жыл бұрын
When people say pokemon is for kids only:
@beatziegraham6928 4 жыл бұрын
Here's one new one. In shield, reuniclus entry says that the liquid around it is full of wisdom if you drink it but is deadly to anyone but reuniclus itself.
@cintronproductions9430 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, so you drink it, become omnipresent for a few seconds and then die after twitching on the floor and foaming at the mouth... 😱
@aruakise9803 4 жыл бұрын
Not going to talk about how Galarr has commercialized Rotom's existence?
@esdeathsenpai5128 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there's a government Rotom network as well, so your phone and bike are constantly letting them know what you're doing.
@Cottonmouth255 4 жыл бұрын
Rotom are taking over the world.
@justyouraverageidiot8858 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, in alola the pokedex was also a rotom
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
But the Rotomdex was stated to be rare. This time the Rotom device is positively widespread.
@JetZV 4 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it now: if we get more Gen 8 games, we're going to get the reversed fossil parts.
@samuelturner6076 4 жыл бұрын
We better, I’m not gonna be able to rest easy without knowing we just left them like that.
@Cottonmouth255 4 жыл бұрын
Apart from wanting to save them from the horrific fate that Cara Liss cruelly imposes upon them, I’m legitimately curious to know what they actually looked like. The bird head might belong to a feathered raptor and the fish head looks like Dunkleosteus. The Pokédex could even explain the advances in paleontological knowledge that allowed scientists to recover the whole fossils.
@samuelturner6076 4 жыл бұрын
Cottonmouth255 Same
@YOM2_UB 4 жыл бұрын
And then we can make 8 more frankenstein-esque monsters! ...Oh, and I guess four pokemon as they were meant to be...
@SilverHairedFreak25 4 жыл бұрын
If we did, you'd be missing the entire point.
@heater1237 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I love you so, so much Hattrem- Hattrem: *silence or death*
@liliekernizan7028 4 жыл бұрын
Heater123 she will pummel
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын
*(Prepares bullet-sized Shadow Ball,)* _"You're gonna be as quiet as possible, or I put one of these in your lap first!"_
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
“Galarian Gardevoir” will be her nickname. The same as the original, but all the opposite to her.
@hupersedgfcanelo 3 жыл бұрын
*pulls out lego grenade that blind or hurt anyone who steps or on there eye on them*
@GamerGeekCentral 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the fossils creeped me out too. Maybe they're a warning sign that science goes too far with life sometimes. Speaking of warning signs....Galar corsola. Need I say more
@baka1fred642 4 жыл бұрын
those fossile are a reference to how are britiish are costitued their fossiles by missmatching them back in teh day
@GamerGeekCentral 4 жыл бұрын
@@baka1fred642 That does make sense. Still scary though.
@MostMorose 4 жыл бұрын
Galarian Corsola with an eviolite is gonna be great
@killerkoffee4619 4 жыл бұрын
GamerGeekCentral they thought iguanodons claws were its horns
@Chaos89P 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they'll be reanimated correctly.
@WarmLillie 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! Cara Liss can you revive this random fossil for me? Cara Liss: Don’t worry, I got your back. I’ll make sure it’s something special.
@deathlegionair 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell she combined two fossils looking at those bodies.. though the cultural and historical nod to Britains.. ahem, lack of respect towards historical sites back in the day and the various archeologists who would create false dinosaurs by combining the fossils of two or more species found at a dig site is quite hilarious.
@Teknoman 4 жыл бұрын
@@deathlegionair Ah so it is! That makes sense.
@MemeMcKid 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this process only occurs in the Galar region.
@peteypariah6603 4 жыл бұрын
Cara Liss is the Shou Tucker of Pokemon.
@AustinSPTD1996 4 жыл бұрын
Archeologists focus on finding human remains. Paleontologists focus on finding the remains of past animals, plants, etc.
@ralphmarges2965 4 жыл бұрын
me: "eats a piece of appletun" OH GOD IM SO SOR- appletun: "regenarate a part of this body" me okay... "eats another piece of appletun" appletun: :)
@treehugger0241 4 жыл бұрын
I kinda thought that too; those stripes of "dough" on it's back look like they could be shed and regenerated, and I assumed that's what the Pokedex was referring to.
@keepereye6425 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, sure but you shouldn't say it
@Isaacindelicato123 4 жыл бұрын
It sounded yummy until he said “yummy back skin” in the video and that just ruined it for me lol 😅
@ronswanson7371 4 жыл бұрын
shiibiimoon 😑
@arjunkaycee2517 4 жыл бұрын
5:28 Well that explains why Exploud didn't make it to the Galar dex
@Mhiranda 4 жыл бұрын
Arjun Kaycee but Noivern made it. Despite even being a dragon.
@Yiiterzzzz 4 жыл бұрын
Hayley Crawford And noivern can be found where hatterene spawns in the overworld. Oh god...
@emblemblade9245 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Noivern killed too young
@Mhiranda 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow this got even darker.
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын
Whismer: _"Papa? You said our kind originated from the Galar region. By any chance you think we can go back to see our hom--"_ Exploud: *_"NO!!!_*_ ... ERM, NO MY SON. I'M AFRAID WE CAN NEVER GO BACK..."_ Whismer: _"But Papa, why is that?"_ Exploud: _"... IT'S... NOT OUR HOME... not anymore..."_ (stares off into space and quietly runs his trembling hand over the grisly, Hatterene claw-shaped scar across his blinded left eye...)
@theknightofashes8209 4 жыл бұрын
The fossils: Just let us Die! Let us Die in peace. This is what happens when you play Arceus! AAaaaa
@EthanWatters01 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that stubborn even death himself is like: “okay bro I understand you’re not coming.....wanna be a sword?”
@yeemcgee8149 4 жыл бұрын
Me: happy that my hattrem just evolved Hattrem: I’m gonna end this mans whole career
@Ashkihyena 4 жыл бұрын
"Can't breath above water" *Has it in the camp* Hope you get to the fact Corsela is a ghost and the air was to toxic for KOFFING.
@Al_Marie 4 жыл бұрын
Dracavish: Cannot breathe unless underwater. Also Dracavish: *Literally walking around on land right now in the background.*
@MysteriousJojo 4 жыл бұрын
Hattrem: Sir, your vibes are atrocious
@skyhawk9710 4 жыл бұрын
Runerigus (Shield Entry): Never touch its shadowlike body, or you'll be shown the horrific memories behind the picture carved into it.
@jeremysans1463 4 жыл бұрын
Morgrem's Pokedex: When it gets down on all fours as if to beg for forgiveness‚ it's trying to lure opponents in so that it can stab them with it's spear-like hair.
@pifilixxiv3192 4 жыл бұрын
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Gonna call mine starscream XD
@pifilixxiv3192 4 жыл бұрын
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth athough the next evolution litteraly uses its own hair as fake muscle fiber... so yeah...
@pifilixxiv3192 4 жыл бұрын
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Yup... now i seriously wanna name my imp Starscream
@pifilixxiv3192 4 жыл бұрын
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth or even make a straight-up transformers themed team, should I go Decepticon only or mix around?
@afsanchez8568 4 жыл бұрын
Imagining Ash already accepting apology and getting stabbed to close off anime
@NotALavaLamp 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: *tries to make itself more kid friendly Pokemon: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
@WarmLillie 4 жыл бұрын
*I only hug hatterene and wear a hat just like her* I’ll love you, I’ll be a good girl and stay quiet...
@lightningmaster3383 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, Lillie. You’ve always been a good girl.
@slytheguy6988 4 жыл бұрын
I remember this Lillie account. You sure have made some......interesting comments in the past...
@asherdevin 4 жыл бұрын
Love? That's too strong of an emotion. You can only agree with it
@themysticdecidueyegreenowl8718 4 жыл бұрын
Remember the horrible feelings when your mother was taken by a Nhilego
@MrGamerTH 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 Reminds me of the face stealer from avatar, if you show emotion
@Tibasu 4 жыл бұрын
Alcremie is my new fav pokemon for many reasons, but the fact the Pokedex tells me how she tastes does seem pretty creepy... Was someone out there licking all 63 alcremie versions and noting how each tasted?
@Dstag 4 жыл бұрын
Alcremie is also very good in competitive.
@MostMorose 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@MostMorose 4 жыл бұрын
Dylan J That’s good to know I lowkey wanted to use it
@MrAuthor3DS 4 жыл бұрын
No, it conjures up cream from its hands.
@Tibasu 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrAuthor3DS 63 Alcremies are too many to befriend for that method. Some were licked for sure
@foxowl374 4 жыл бұрын
Hatterene just wants to live a quiet life
@aardbei54 4 жыл бұрын
Hatterene doesn't normally fight, but would not lose to anyone if provoked
@Super_Citizen_Paimon 4 жыл бұрын
Until she meets the Doomslayer. Then she'd better back tf down, or face eviction from life via Super Shotgun blast.
@dominicmusgrove3203 4 жыл бұрын
@@aardbei54 yes but what Mon would be killer queen?
@jonathanflanagan1504 4 жыл бұрын
godammit Jojo...
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the reason why she will never appear in the anime, even in the wild. Even Ash and Go will can’t catch her.
@ilexontrooper9688 4 жыл бұрын
There seem to be a lot of Pokemon rating other Pokemon’s insides this generation, heatmor apparently eats the insides of Durants
@MostMorose 4 жыл бұрын
That’s old information though lol
@Rizahawk 4 жыл бұрын
Pokemon White Heatmor Pokedex Entry: Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant's steel bodies and consume their insides.
@GuranPurin 4 жыл бұрын
We been knew that since Gen 5
@Mare_Man 4 жыл бұрын
No no, they always did that.
@ilexontrooper9688 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, sorry didn’t realise that nevermind
@serenapolendina1476 4 жыл бұрын
Thwackey be like "Doro! Monsta Cardo!"
@runningoncylinders3829 4 жыл бұрын
Take that Weedle!
@eclipsesoluna3453 4 жыл бұрын
This just isn't your day!
@hazakurasuyama9016 4 жыл бұрын
now i wish i chose grooky so i could name it yami
@AshXXMayftw 4 жыл бұрын
Supposedly the fossil pokemon are based on a time in history when people in Europe would make up stories about strange fossils.
@thatonenoname196 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was due to them back then putting the wrong skeleton parts on different bodies cause they thought they matched when they didnt.
@laurawasnewsky155 4 жыл бұрын
5:52 This reminds me of a Twitter post I saw the other day. Someone took a gif of these fossil Pokemon and dubbed it over with that derpy sounding harmonica version of the Jurassic Park theme. 😂
@Erik_Emer 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I can't wait until the Pokémon anime reminds us about the horrible abominations the fossil chimeras are.
@Mellion555 4 жыл бұрын
Sa... Toshi... Big bro Satoshi...!
@annacarozza9812 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mellion555 No
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
And wait when Hatterene slap and punch Ash and Go
@Koobird784 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m so depressed, I don’t want to live anymore...” The Hatterene line: I gotchu, fam.
@thepiemaster477 4 жыл бұрын
Two TheJwittz videos in one week, it must be.... A new Pokémon game is upon is. For real though, happy to see consistent content on SwSh.
@calebkopp7636 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised the pikachu getting eaten entry wasn't in here. IT LITERALLY ISN'T STRUGGLING!
@runiqe 4 жыл бұрын
Honedge: *Gets revenge on the killer* Narrator: What? Honedge Is about to evolve!
@Glory2Snowstar 4 жыл бұрын
I want to learn even MORE about Pincurchin and Snom. Especially Snom!
@majoritasdeadmemechannel3557 4 жыл бұрын
Sobbles: *"You have no idea what thousands of years of grief has done to me"*
@HarunoSoul 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, the fossils look like malfunctioning Mr.Potato Heads. All these parts being shoved where they don't go? I almost feel bad that I restored a Dracovish now.
@Maniac4Bricks 4 жыл бұрын
"Children used to have it as a snack" Low battery on controller. Even the controller can't handle the description.
@lccomics1499 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 Thwacky: im a drummer Drizzle and raboot: wheres your drum? Thwacky: *you are the drum* Edit: i made a comic about that
@treehugger0241 4 жыл бұрын
Care to post a link?
@lccomics1499 4 жыл бұрын
@@treehugger0241 www.deviantart.com/taffywolflccomics/art/The-drummer-821736872 Here it is. Didnt know if it'd be rude to send a link of your own content in someone elses video .
@Teknoman 4 жыл бұрын
So basically the fossils are like analogous to when we put together dino bones incorrectly and try to explain how they would've looked in reality?
@pifilixxiv3192 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, its based on the England fossil craze back in the day, when palenteologists would try to one up each other by smashing together bones to make new species
@KieraWaffles 4 жыл бұрын
the galar fossil pokemon and dex entries definitely seem to be making fun of how misinterpreted fossils have been identified in the past
@Jaquan018 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they definitely aimed for that early fossil war theme here. You know that time where every single paleontologist wanted to be the one that discovers a new unheard-of species and ended up mixing bones to their likings. I mean even now it seems we still misinterpret fossils quite a bit.
@themasongreenexperience7011 4 жыл бұрын
There was a belief for a while that Stegosaurus had a second brain in its tail. Girafarig might have been based on that idea in fact.
@Manectrix2000 4 жыл бұрын
Despite being weird Frankenstein monsters, the fossil Pokemon are my beautiful sons.
@thecouchpotatoes13 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this video for a dang week now. This has to be my favorite series you do
@mlgproplayer2915 4 жыл бұрын
*_"Creep Sword and Shield Pokedex entries"_* I've been looking forward to this.
@lucarioriolu7651 4 жыл бұрын
2:55 it doesn't eat the shell...and when they're traded karrablast ends up with the shell But that doesn't explain how shelmet is fine after the trade... orr is that why its evolved form is all bandaged o.o
@esdeathsenpai5128 4 жыл бұрын
It would make more sense if it hat 1 HP after the trade.
@MrAuthor3DS 4 жыл бұрын
One of Accelgor's entries do say that it keeps itself wrapped in "bandages" of membrane to stay moist enough to survive.
@StarmenRock 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, so the thicc hat waifu can tear me apart? Thats a win-win situation for me
@editorakino5208 4 жыл бұрын
*crying noises* Hattrem: hippity hoppity your body will now flopitty
@liliekernizan7028 4 жыл бұрын
Editor Akino um ok
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
Theory: Alacazam is her master.
@meandeverything9513 4 жыл бұрын
Game Freak: We're turning our games more for children Also Game Freak:
@claybomber 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Loses Game Also Me: AW WHAT THE FU- Hatterene: *Shushes mouth violently*
@blep3000 4 жыл бұрын
I found some pokedex enteries Gourgiest in Sword: Eerie cries emanate from its body in the dead of night. The sounds are said to be the wails of spirits who are suffering in the afterlife. Morgem in Sword: When it gets down on all fours as if to beg for forgiveness, its trying to lure opponents in so that it can stab them with its spear like hair.
@GubbiGap 4 жыл бұрын
Man I’ve missed hearing these creepy entries! :D Awesome video!
@ssjgarfield 4 жыл бұрын
Dreepy's Sword Pokédex entry: "After being reborn as a ghost Pokémon, Dreepy wanders the areas it used to inhabit back when it was alive in prehistoric seas." Can you imagine if you used to live in a part of the sea that is now either the middle of the Sahara desert or the top of Mount Everest and get reborn as a ghost there? That's just messed up.
@dracos0024 4 жыл бұрын
Oh. Careless. Cara Liss. I can't believe I never noticed that.
@chomp-o-nator933 4 жыл бұрын
As much pain the fossils are in, I still absolutely adore them, and they're some of my favorites from the generation. The freaks need loving too, ya know?
@spindash64 4 жыл бұрын
Chomp-o-nator Dracovish acts like a Puppy. A weird, Mutant Puppy on par with Endogeny, but a puppy nonetheless
@danniefarrington 4 жыл бұрын
Your description of the fossil Pokemon had me in tears 😂 amazing 😂
@bulborb8756 4 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine a worse way to go then being COOKED ALIVE by 2 flaming centipede's
@Tony2131 4 жыл бұрын
We are all really here to see if JWittz has finally found the shiny wooloo
@MeaghanDaubert 4 жыл бұрын
He did!!! Finally after destroying over 3,000
@Amirifiz 4 жыл бұрын
The end of his last video he found one
@ItsPandaaa 4 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, I remember this guy since his “Top 10 Best Pokéballs” video I watched like five times when I was a kid. Can’t believe this guy still does these videos and has the original intro. Keep up the great work, man.
@AkamexAris1023 4 жыл бұрын
Hattrem is my favorite from this region. The dex entries for the line make me love them more
@TheDjpwn3 4 жыл бұрын
The new fossil Pokemon are genuinely disturbing and I don't like them
@beybladegeekusa7340 4 жыл бұрын
Let's just hope we get the other halves
@Bobzilla2023 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait to hear his reactions to Gengar’s G-Max form dex entires.
@davontayleon1667 4 жыл бұрын
Yoo bro you deadass killed it in the pokemon cypher 2019!!
@Smellyfoot71 4 жыл бұрын
This brings me back to og JWittz, feels good
@mirandamartin4001 4 жыл бұрын
After seeing the whole Hatterene line entries, how they don’t like a lot of emotion or prefer to be away from people These Pokémon are just big introverts
@linkous101 4 жыл бұрын
Look at this adorable Pokémon! Oh? It kills people? AWESOME
@liliekernizan7028 4 жыл бұрын
PKwa!fu what pokemon
@omarmendez0402 4 жыл бұрын
I wish that Hatterene and her pre-evolutions never appear in the anime.
@NimbleSF 4 жыл бұрын
Another good one Jwitz. Beloved series.
@decidueyefan3844 4 жыл бұрын
Me: wow hattrem, you did great in that battle, I feel a strong sense of pride and potential in yo- Hattrem: iare thosestrong emotions I sense? *so you have chosen, death*
@TheSunflower440 4 жыл бұрын
"it gets off on the death of the young and the innocent" What and you don't?
@danielbarnes1241 4 жыл бұрын
....you wanna run that by me again?
@esdeathsenpai5128 4 жыл бұрын
@yootubesucks123 You think too much for yourself. Please report to the nearest Planned Parenthood facility for.... reeducation.
@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 4 жыл бұрын
Okay Hattrem. Guess I’ll just die.
@cluckbucketz 4 жыл бұрын
6:33 That's why I named my Dracovish "Abomination"
@bossome1997 4 жыл бұрын
Finally! Glad to have another gen 8 video from the wittz!
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