Keep em coming lol

Palpatine: how many younglings did u kill Vader: YES

And yet they lived longer than unvaccinated children.

Younglings: exist Anakin: this is where the fun begins

@@randomplaces597 that was exactly what I was thinking when I watched this

Winged BluJ Dad jokes...

@@helpfulapple3125 dad jokess

TARKIN: GAVE THE BIGGEST MIDDLE FINGER DEATH IN HISTORY.

Winged BluJ I remember that from a youtuber 😂

Good times

Fuzzy I mean, are you wrong, wait, yes, death by Jar Jar

You are the chosen one

It’s coarse, it’s rough, and gets everywhere

Hey! How abot died in twin pod cloud car?

Getting ur whole body ripped apart by a Wookiee lol

Yes

TheLoneRideR better than becoming a host of Abeloth

never seen on screen tho (I think)

*Happy Lowbacca noises*

@@maestrofeli4259 It's happened 2 times, 3 if you count a deleted scene - just not in a final cut of any of the main 'Skywalker Saga' films. Once (offscreen) in 'Solo' (Chewie is seen grappling with someone in a fight, cut away for a moment, then is holding an arm in each hand), once in a deleted scene from 'The Force Awakens' (Chewie rips off Unkar Plutt's arm), and once in an episode of 'The Book of Boba Fett' (Black Krrsantan does it to a Trandoshan). Not really my inner geek showing - I looked it up.

You did miss some subtlety, he was tempted by the Darkside, but would have never gone through. He went there, had his saber, but stopped. Then Kylo woke up to find him standing there, saber in hand, and hell broke loose. A LOT of the duality of that scene was two different points of view for the same event. Kylo trying to survive a perceived attack, and Luke living with the regret of even entering the room in that state. The story very much is about sad old men and regret. Han's Midlife Crisis and family drama, and Luke making one mistake that ruined his entire future.

@Krok Krok What luke did makes sense. When Luke redeemed Darth Vader, he didn't have that much training in the Jedi way and he was clearly questioning the teachings of the Jedi. This helped him see Vader different; he didn't believe that those who turned to the dark side were irredeemable, unlike Obi-wan or Yoda. However, as he trained to become more like the old Jedi, his beliefs became more like theirs as well. This is why he contemplated killing Kylo. Rey is like the old Luke--she sees the good in Kylo. She is the "new hope" of this movie. Even Yoda realizes that the old Jedi ways were hypocritical and that they need to change. That's why he burned those old books. Everything makes sense.

Chill guys, it’s just a joke

Best Planet how about simply write Luke as being consistent rather than rely on a more convoluted explanation like that?

e g g y

As long as Jedi and Sith are around, for sure.

Anthony Guarino then the walking black cheap tubware robot chokes u for failing to get his arm right for the 30th time this year

And richer than any of the assholes on Canto Bight!

Well I mean...

unless you did that work on either Death Star or Starkiller base...

Nope

@@Cheshireowl vice versa general

And fixed it Nvm they didn’t fix slavery

The Skywalkers did destroy the galaxy, then promptly let it die again so bad a Palpatine of all things had to fix it all by herself according to Disney Canon. So yeah.

*Abrams*

Fun fact:Jar Jar Blinks has 44 kills in star wars

Oh fuck, that's undeniably the worst, and most humiliating way to go. Death by shitty comic relief.

Mr. Llama I think you mean 44 million

@@AzrielsLament oH yOosA goNna dIE bY My cOmIc ReLiEf

plot twist

Huge if factual

wow you must be very clever (are you the guy that found the atum

Hmm weird

No of course not, it can’t be 😂😂😂

OMG, YOU DO THAT TOO?!?

Lol

You monster

Lol same that's like the best strat as luke lol

Same

Unfortunately, yes

I laughed so hard.

ROTTEN LITTLE MISCREANTS!

The Upper Room 195th like

“Time to go to the principals office”

Cyborgs are always poorly designed on Star wars

@@GenerationTech I get that, but it doesn't take an expert engineer to add a few more plates of armor to a torso casing. If anything, the only organic component of General Grievous should be the unaltered portions of his brain. He isn't force sensitive so living tissue doesn't really make a difference e.

@Drake Turcotte his helmet was originally meant to be an open faced kabuto worn by Toshiro Mifune. Vader was also designed poorly on purpose to never surpass my boy Shiiv. That makes sense in universe.

Mike Vasquez Vaders suit was meant to be poorly designed

It hasn't wouldn't have mattered if they were fully enclosed or not, seeing how blaster bolts melt straight through durasteel.

Sounds like an episode of hishe.

how do we know that didn't happen? how do we know the records were not changed by yoda?

.....

Ackbar: “can I get uuuhhh screen time?” Rian: “Screen time machine broke” Ackbar: “Understandable, have...” *dies offscreen*

Liek if you cri everytim

No What do you call a heroic death? I don't get it I know 😎

IOS Gaming HQ:”tell me a original comment” Me:”not you” IOS Gaming HQ:”I don’t get it” Me:”I know you don’t”

And if you included the EU stuff then it also has some of the most horrifying stuff in any franchise short of warhammer 40k. Like seriously there are space vampires that suck out your brains through your ears, nose or mouth, alien goo that invades your body via, mouth, nose and ears and then erases you from existences and uses your body as a shell and diseases that basically melt you from the inside out. That's not even the worst stuff. There's even a scene in the EU I think it is where Vader slaughters an entire hospital full of women, children, crippled, sick and quadriplegics(people with no arms and legs) for no other reason then that they won't bow to the emperor. Or other times when star destroyer commanders wiped out entire planets, killing all life on them just for laughs.

@@phoenixx913 Heck it won't surprise me if we have a Star Wars horror movie sorta stuff

Well, the Death Star did blow up an entire planet full of people just to get one of its inhabitants to spill the beans. And meant to splat many more.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Japan: hold my sake

God damn it

-_-

Your pfp explains this comment completely

Please stop.

Number 1: Letting the First Order try to open a Walmart bag

That wasn't Luke, that was Star Wars.

redgroupclan lol Press F to pay respect

Lol

F

He died by the Force

**Sad Admiral Ackbar noises**

UrbanGamer wait how’d Admiral Ackbar die I honestly forget cause me stupid

Luke, Han and Kylo were the only good characters left and the last reason people watched sequels. And somehow they are the only main characters that died. Disney really dug their own grave.

@@letwen eh... Kylo was an Anakin rip off. Edgy emo kid going to the dark side and falling in love with fellow main character. Mass murdering psychopath who gets redeemed and died afterwards because, frankly, there is nobody else in the galaxy who would accept them back into society even if they are "redeemed"

@@letwen Kylo was never a good character.

Sans Clan They were all very short

They're shorter than I expected

Like Stormtrooper Steve

tyson12304 and stormtrooper Bob

Hue hue

I mean, it's still about magic space wizards...so....yeah. Not really a concept that can be marketed towards adults, but the graphic violence displayed in the movies aren't exactly the most appropriate for kids, which leaves it in a sort of odd spot. Then again, I suppose as long as there's no explicit sexual things in it, parents won't mind their child witnessing mass murder of similarly aged children.

ShadeSlayer1911 true. My parents alowed me to watch when I was a kid. Then again star wars does have violence and even torture.

@@albinolofsson7799 Phantom Menace was something my elementary school teachers would throw on if there was nothing to do for the day. Darth Maul getting sliced in half, and all.

@@ShadeSlayer1911 It cant? Are you sure??? Look at the fanbase

@N-word Surfer yes 2 people yes. oh wait only in episode 3, over 200 people were killed and many of them were under 10 year old kids. in episode 2, 60 people were killed (not counting droids or clones) and in episode 1, about 50 people were killed. then in original trilogy way over 1 000 000 000 people were killed only in movies (stormtroopers aren't clones but actual people) in episode 7-8 at least 500 000 000 people were killed. Then there is star wars books and tv-series and there's so many people who have died its impossible to even count. People have counted that only Darth Vader has killed over 1000 people

Gaming Yoda He also mentioned guerrillas launching surprise attacks on stormtroopers and shouting “Admiral Ackbar!” in another video.

Can u explain?

No, he was doing Jedi mind tricks on u

DeadlyFanTas1e I mean.. it's JJ.

TROSW:😏

I think in legends there is a species that are the Star Wars equivalent of Vampires, I don't know what they are called because I only saw a video that talked about them, But Darth Nihlus comes close because he drains whole planets just because he's hungry.

@@EchthelionII They are called Anzati.

@@baschdiro8565 Yep, thanks for reminding me.

the snot vampires, i think is their nickname

What about ATTE?

A.t.A.t

Daniel Sahurie you mean ATAT?

@@Julian-pw5mv yes I mean that ok done

Daniel Sahurie ok sorry i had to

I agree!

I know his was a bit humiliating a powerful hutt being strangled by a beautiful princess in a bikini

Owen Marrett *Kalm* *PANICC* *Kalm*

True, even tho watching it as an adult I realized a lot of things that I didn’t understand/notice as a child

Wortilus u stu....jk

@@philynation1421 I almost had to glass your ass

O O F

Just a tiny bit late, but Jango’s head flew out of his helmet when Mace Windu decapitated him. It’s only there for a few frames.

@@kardona_3 yep, in this video, at about 7:30, if you slow it wayy down, you can see 2 shadows, only one is the helmet

Agree!

Yoda: "Goodbye, Chewbacca.''

Not chewe

Luckily that didnt happen.

amen

*humans

Pro epic gamer studios *Y E S*

What do you have against dolphins?

ProEpicGaming Studios good man

julesaliance which is likely only slightly better than dying by the rakghoul plague or by becoming a host to Abeloth

Wrong place, bud

Commender Keller i got being killed by Kathleen Kenedy for being a man

I just died by looking at your comment saying “wright”. Legit spell.

Commender Keller *write

He spells it the little girl way (Rian). You spelled it the man way (Ryan).

And you cant write correctly a comment...

He is probably still i the studio where he normally films his videos but just put a greens screen up so he could make it look like he was outside.

lol that seems like a lot of work right if you want to see where i am check out my instagram @axiefilms

Your existence woukd still be known in the records and youd be hunted down

Didn't the jedi typically make you work on a farm and not let you reach knighthood? Then if you left, they took everything you owned and left you creditless or outright killed you.

@@PanzerBat didn't know all that well that ruins my plan.

Then your options are; Join the Inquisitorius when Vader catches up with you and then Die, or don't and Vader kills you anyway.

@@MrBiggrim damn it. Fine just a Jedi who's almost at knight then leave. Can this plan work

Eh, as much as I want to agree with you there, let's not forget that GI Joe was a thing, you know, toys that are all about war marketed exclusively towards young children. I don't know about you, but Wild West toys were always around when I was little. Six Shooters galore, and my parents never even blinked at the idea of buying me and my sibling toy guns and swords to pretend kill each other with. Do you remember some of the shows on Cartoon Network and how violent some of them got? Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, etc. didn't exactly pull their punches when it came to violence. Sure, some of them were hilarious for pulling their punches when it came to actual death, and even more so when it came to anything even remotely sexual, but straight up violence on its own. not a problem! So graphic violence has been marketed towards children for a while now. And as gruesome as it can get, I find it hilarious to imagine Lucas pitching the concept of a world revolving around magic space wizards that is also purposefully marketed towards adults. Magic. Space. Wizards. How did it get so gruesome?

@@ShadeSlayer1911 you´re absolutely right pointing out all those examples and yes I am old enough to have played with ol´six shooters myself. We can really make a point of how mankind is so inherently violent and corruptible that no one is safe from this type of indoctrination, we celebrate it and cast off the ones who dare to disagree. It´s like we are too afraid to really look at ourselves so we choose to poison future generations, hence repeating the same cycle over and over.

i think he kinda went loopy from it too, he engaged in a whole vendetta against Han

I think those two are different things...