OI! I'm planning to make MORE Borderlands songs. I've done 3 so far, and made a Spotify playlist that I will keep adding new songs to - Follow that playlist here: open.spotify.com/playlist/3xxoIbY3eOuRm6EorUyUkc?si=1uxKXURfQJqtf6fOyRsF9w

*your badass rank has been increased from listening to this*

Mumble rappers: (Exist) Dan Bull: I'm literally about to end this man's career

"For a handsome man you're an ugly chap." I'm dead 😂😂

wow this is huge, hell yeah dude!!

"So which Borderlands Game do you want to rap about?" Danbull: "Yes."

Mom! I made it! I was referenced in a Dan Bull Rap!

"A big bukkake of Eridium!" Best lyric.

The beat dropped so hard in this that dubstep would be jealous. Ps. Dan, I've been listening to you since syndicate and I've loved every song since. From a fan to a creator, thanks for all you do.

**in heavy russian** SOOOO you want to hear a story eh One where the very fate of KZfaq hangs in the balance *Too bad Dan's telling you anyway*

I cant upvote enough. Such a great job sir. Your content has only became better with time.

Hell. To. The. Yes. Yes to the outfit. Yes to the lyrics. Yes to the editing. Just, yes.

holy sh*t, what an absolute banger! cant wait to nail the entire song....in about a year of practice....on half speed. cant wait for the other Borderlands song. keep it up Dan!!

Me - "I don't know I feel like Dan's slipping a little. * listens to this * Also me - " I was very, very, very wrong"

Absolutely phenomenal. Cant wait for borderlands 3 rap.

sanity: has left the chat monetization: has left the chat dan bull: *DAN BULL BADASS PSYCHO IS HERE TO FLAY SOME SCALPS*

I was on incognito searching for an eridium bukkake and found this video. Subscribed!

The energy in this song actually just woke me up better than coffee! Keep up the fire raps, man! Super hyped for Borderlands 3!

Amazing work,sir.Hat's off to your lyrical skills.

Holy shit, amazing! You made me feel nostalgic about the older songs!

4:36 Just realized that when dan says "tick tock tick tock" The "hands" end up on 3 if it was an actual clock Intentional? Probably not

Haven't come back to you're channel in a while, but God damn you still got it man, cheers!

Dan, you are absolutely amazing. I appreciate you so much.

THAT! was fucking beautiful. You absolute legend Mr Bull

Lyrically, this is possibly the most impressive thing I've heard in ages. It's clever, witty, and best of all, hilarious. You've out done yourself this time

*ALL ABOARD THE MEAT BICYCLE!!!!*

Dan needs to be a character in borderlands.

[intro] h-llo, pandora fans! h-llo,  pandora fans! h-llo,  pandora fans! we’re riding back to the moon and back i said, “h-llo, pandora fans!” we’re  riding back to the borderlands [verse 1: borderlands] every  brilliant story begins with a vault and if this is familiar, well it isn’t my fault this  vault was a rumour full of fat loot, sir sit back, bun a fat zoot, and let me ask you-uh what would you do for  such spoils and plunder? would you face pain, shame, flame, cold, and hunger? -ssault whole bunkers wholly outnumbered? if you answered “yes” to all of the above then you’re a vault hunter see? you’re hardly an angel leave that to the guardian angel the key to the vault is your grail better get the pieces if you falter, you fail your goal is to dwell in this world and inhale up a whole different way of living ultimate sell: with the screws and the nuts and the bolts and the nails and the rust and the dust and the road and the rail this is paradise lost, and you’re going to h-ll with eighty seven bazillion volts in your tail now let me tell the revoltingest tale full of mudslinging, salt, and betrayal hop on the carousel and keep a hold of yourself ‘cause the slower you roll then the colder the trail oi, patricia tannis, can you tell us what the plan is? cause it’s as if we cannot trust anybody on the planet you’re a h-lluva fierce woman helena pierce couldn’t tell if your tears we’re really steaming your goggles but not everything is as it appears as your pandora peers we should have seen you were trouble see, now you’ve got the vault key seems your plan’s faulty it’s about to be stole by the crimson lance oh jeez so who’s the vermin agent that’s commanding them to steal? got to be nominative determination it’s commandant steele it’s time to clap back so i call up clap trap he’s like, “what’s that in the back?” this track slaps; it’s like crack you can’t get enough of it couple lines of filler dripping bars for the uff of it to flourish here, got to be hard toughen up a bit borderlands is my jam and i’m loving it giving no f-cks open that vault up hold up, something’s holed up woah, oh f-ck! [hook 1] stop the clocks the status quo is broken stop all the clocks pandora’s box is open stop the clocks the status quo is broken stop all the clocks pandora’s box is open [verse 2: borderlands 2] whoops! you popped the vault’s cherry unsettling what was all buried scary monsters, got to get rid of ‘em what’s left? a big bukkake of eridium ready for the clean up by even badder criminals how can you beat them you don’t even have the minerals? you’re dealing with the pinnacle: trust k!lling all you little fools: minimal fuss hyperion, he’s really running militantly tyranny by getting the eridium by any necessary means it’s handsome jack with the rapid expansion got to keep topping that financial stack so let’s cancel that take his mansion back have him living in a council flat no sanctuary, nah this is our domain safe sp-ce from which we dish out the pain crimson raiders k!ll invaders been doing this thing for ages like it isn’t dangerous didn’t think our little angel traitorous ‘til the day that she betrayed us base incinerated, but then lilith saved it ‘cause it is a sp-ceship this is just the beginning page good gracious! what an outrageous play, mr shakespeare who the heck’s stepping up next to the stage? it’s… a young lady, you might have seen her she’s a pyromaniac, it’s tiny tina about as far from a ballerina you could find, serving up havoc like supoenas now we’re really getting manic with the beer bellied mechanic and it’s ellie twisting spanners like tagliatelle metallic and everybody who inhabits the planet’s in panicked shock except perhaps one man: that’s sir hammerlock have a look through the binoculars his lens even blurrier than oculus got arms all around like an octopus stop popping off shots at the populace and now moxxi’s mad i’ll have what she had unless it’s oxycontin i do not need that she’s a cosplay hottie: fact but how’s anybody going to top these hats? never mind that, got to stop these prats so f-cking give us back that vault key, jack better not wake up that rock creature for a handsome man, you’re an ugly chap well imagine my shock final boss: beat that clichéd ending, predictable plot piece: ah! wait a fricking minute, look, what’s this map? no rest for the wicked, huh? cut to black [hook 2] seems time has stopped tock tick rewind the clocks tock tick t-minus nought tock tick lunar tick back to the moon and back [verse 3: borderlands: the pre-sequel] off to the moon and it’s full of lunatics scavs, miners, archaeologists, and fugitives the lifestyle under dahl’s rather punitive inclusively, like a unis-x crucifix and this human intervention was the eucharist mother nature doesn’t take to getting two fingers in the crater, like you wouldn’t lose your sh-t so as soon as it went boom and split the crackening was happening and jack? he knew to get to the tip then he’d have to become ruthless under the tutelage of an abusive b-tch but he got used to it gave it a new twist like people who call “nuclear”, “nucular” so close, yet removed from the nucleus no nuclear family, youth was unhappy reduced him to angry then dude k!lled his granny established a pattern he whacked off his manager but not by w-nking no, jack toppled t-ssiter grabbing his throat, he strangled the b-st-rd look, still got his trophy goatee have a look! now he’s shacking up in helios that n-body covets so much as the legion does they capture it, jacks’ a bit miffed understandably so he sends some mercenaries into low gravity ramming deep down underground: cleaning cavities like a gang of dentists sent to depravity yeah, he might be training up an army of robots but if they’re not harming you, so what? don’t knock! it’s not notable enough to remark upon so shut up, lock targets on zarpedon then choose to pop open that vault if you don’t know jack that’s your own d-mn fault [hook 3] watch the clock tick tock tick tock watch the clock what time you clocking off? watch the clock tick tock tick tock sleeves up, watches off [verse 4: tales from the borderlands] rhys’s peace is about to crack when he sees a key up for grabs on the black market i’ll take that, thank you, thank you now rhys is a man bankrupt bad luck d-mn, if only he’d have known it was bogus: a phony, a hoax he’d have ganged up with fiona the chancer she knows every scam ever wrote in the d-mn book going to get, going to get going to get that money back but i can’t get you out of my head not funny, jack progress is slower than a tortoise walks until the gortys core showed them vaults galore sh-r- to sh-r- i’m sure i said already but i’ll say again so many, there’s a smorgasbord awkward dork but when you’re hijacked by jack both boys and girls will be behind like a bike rack i don’t want to be handsome jack’s puppet so there’s only one answer; that’s f-ck it bring the whole thing down crashing to the surface looking back life now has a bigger purpose cash is fracking worthless unless it can be spent fed up of living life at like seventy percent hope you’re ready for the next episode oi, oi, oi, oi smoke skags every day [verse 5: commander lilith & the fight for sanctuary] gracious lord we’ve awakened an ancient force lilith and the raiders have brought the vault map but dahl have attacked and they won’t pull back dropping gas whole place getting jacked like the8thhawk better get away and escape with a phasewalk save vaughn from infected bandits so we can gather samples and invent the antidote tannis isn’t at a level at which she can master this so c-ssius asks them if they’ll acid trip to the mountain but who’s that? talon! mordecai’s in trouble get the moonshot cannon ramming into helios so get packing to meet a boss we believe is from saturn take pieces of it yeah, pull them out of ur-n-s the power contained within it’s bl-dy outrageous i guess this infection’s affecting us a lot being heckled by hector is messing up the plot better stop that man while we can while we’ve got a chance because his plants are b-gg-ring up our plans just look at his lab it’s full of failed experiments hypothesis: what a pr-ck, here’s the evidence now c-ssius is overcome with nastiness so perhaps the vaccine is within his -ss in fact it is let’s get extracting it and then go back to sanctuary the place stinks like an outdated pack of anchovies lilith goes ham, completely tearing up the place borderlands need saving for yet another day…

"It's like crack" is probably the single line in this video that perfectly describes borderlands.

That was incredibly aggressive, and I loved it Good to see you haven't lost your edge, Dan

"It's like people who call Nuclear *Nucular* So close." Finally, an Englishman actually acknowledge this fact.

Genius at work.

I honestly couldn't see any of the visuals because my puny brain could barely keep up with the text

The Borderlands 2 rap has always been one of my favorite songs of you but this shit just snatched my non-existent wig right off my head. Send mission to mars to find it. The beat is dope and the lyrics are on point!!!

Not many songs make me go back and replay immediately but holy shit Dan... WOW. You’re lighting the place up on this one!!! Absolute BANGER of a track.

I haven't been seeing your stuff pop up for a year or two, and goddamn, this one is good.

God damn.. so good. You’re an inspiration my dude. I made a Borderlands 3 rap if anyone is interested.. would love if you checked it out!

As a hardcore Borderlands fanatic: This is extremely accurate.

the way that you connect all the borderlands together in a song with so much action and intensity and everything is an awesome result. I can say very easily that THIS WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!!!!

dude that beat goes crazy hard and your flow suits so well probs

They should make the ultimate edition start off with marcus telling you the story then dan bull takes over and raps the whole thing would probably boost thier sales by at least 80%

Love the changes in tone of voice, good job Dan!

Fucking LORD I never expected to get my favourite songs just extended by a whole six minute blast-track. My body was not ready.... so not ready.......I don't think I'll ever come down from this musical-mental-orgasm... God have mercy on my soul. And yours, you gaddamn madman.

Thank god for subtitles

What bothers me in the bl1 gameplay. 9 unspent skill points

It better be good. It's my favorite game. *after hearing it* YOOOO, you pass my dude. Very nice. 👌

Holy crap Dan, this is impressive. Seriously, love the track, the lyrics, all of it. It's gold. Thanks for the new add to my playlist. :)

This is... The best video game related song you've had in the last like 3 or so years, amazing. On an unrelated note my favorites of everything you've released would have to be Summer, Medicine Ball and True with Beit Nun and Redeye. Thanks Mr. Bull

Im literally farming Loot Midgets right now.

Dan has upped his rap game since I saw him last. I hope the high energy style continues going forward.

the callbacks to your borderlands 2 rap, one of my favorites of yours, were amazing

Not gonna lie, Dan. This might be the fiercest rap you've made, and I'm in love! Makes me all the more hype for Borderlands 3, to the moon and back! To the moon and back back back!

I thought this was gonna make me cringe but.. This is kind of a banger?

An absolute bop, thank you Dan

Did Dan Bull just say the words "Sit back and bun a fat zoot"? *Like*

Oh my God! I haven't listened to you in ages! (Sorry!) This just popped up in my recommended and I've never clicked so fucking fast! Love it mate!

I still have no idea about the plot of borderlands, but i liked the rap anyways!

Love the song and all but a level 50 character using a sand hawk on level 20 bots is cruel and unusual.

You should receive a free copy of Borderlands 3 for that!

. . . Dood . . . 🖖✌❤ I dont know what I love more. Your bars, your flow,or your sheer force of style and aggressive sound. Same as the civilisation rap, it's an aggressive sound yet vibrant and alive. Love it.

*top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss*

Blasted away by this boombastic banger! Keep 'em coming Dan!

Bro, Dan, I been listening to you since Skyrim Epic Rap. And you just get better with every song. I actually have every single one of your songs downloaded on my phone, and I listen to all of them when I'm on my 12 hour shifts

This is an awesome song! Borderlands has been my favourite game series since the first one!

I was gonna type the story out but instead Imma talk about one of the best characters in this game, and their follow-up. Theres this character you don't meet until later into Borderlands 2, and they are tied to a quest line. They are the best character, and say nothing but "HEY-O". The second best just likes to be shot in the face, not the arm, not the chest, not the leg, but the face.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND! WHY SO FEW LIKES!? IT'S A MASTERPIECE!

Dan just doesn't get enough recognition for the amount effort he pours into ridiculous tracks like this. I mean who the HELL does this?

The fact that tannis is trying to celebrate at 6:32 kind of cracks me up

This should be the reveal trailer for borderlands 3

no getting around it, that was one hell of a impressive rap

Gods, the watch the clocks parts are spine crawling. You are a treasure!

I’ve been waiting for this my god yes

Yeeesssss, Another British Banger by the Bull ♥️

Gearbox should just take down all their story so far videos and pay you to put this video in their places.

you absolutely right, this track slaps

Holy shit I'm usally don't like rap songs but God damn this was the best one I heard

Can we have synopsis songs for every franchise that gets a new installment please? Thanks.

"Yeah pull them out of urans" bra i died laughing xD

Yo...hold up I think somebody shot this track with the Volcano because yo this is some next level FIRE RIGHT HERE!!!

And what a fine decade of Borderlands it has been.

Honestly, that beat slaps and this entire song was outrageous and ridiculous! I think I'll call it... outiculous. Gotta improve my lexicon by making up words like Shakespeare did.

Now that was an awesome rap song. But... ummm... What about Scooter's death/sacrifice?

I don't always listen to Dan Bull... But when I *do*, so do the neighbors

I just imagine a giant public tv display like in Times Square going dark then out of nowhere “Hello Pandora fans!” A crowd begins to gather and when Dan appears there’s an army of vault hunters ready to kick ass.

also they should make something referenced to you in Borderlands 3 Dan would be hella awesome

There are no words other than "NAILED IT!".

Thanks for the nostalgia also awesome rap!

I still have the original borderlands rap memorized lol, been a while Dan. Glad you keep it going

you deserve more view..and subs tbh

Yo I think Dan bull daddyphatsnaps and fabvl should do a grit off, that would be awesome 😂😂

This was awesome! Your best work of late, and that's saying something! Keep it up Dan!

God I remember watching your vids back in the day. Good to see ur still goin. Good shit.

I don't know why I spent well over an hour typing these lyrics, but here they are to read in full. 1,533 words total. Hello Pandora fans Hello Pandora fans Hello Pandora fans We’re riding back to the moon and back I said Hello Pandora fans We’re riding back to the Borderlands Every brilliant story begins with a vault And if this is familiar Well it isn’t my fault This vault was a rumor Fool of fat loot, sir Sit back Bun a fat zoot And let me ask you What would you do For such spoils and plunder? Would you face pain, shame, flame, cold and hunger? Assault whole bunkers wholly outnumbered? If you answered “yes” to all of the above Then you’re a vault hunter See? You’re hardly an angel Leave that to the Guardian Angel The key to the vault is your grail Better get the pieces, if you falter you fail Your goal is to dwell in this world and inhale Up a whole different way of living Ultimate sell: With the screws And the nuts And the bolts And the nails And the rust And the dust And the road And the rail This is paradise lost And you're going to hell With eighty-seven bazillion volts in your tail Now let me tell you the revoltingest tale Full off mudslinging, salt and betrayal Hop on the carousel And keep a hold of your self ‘Cause the slower you roll Then the colder the trail Oi Patricia Tannis, can you tell us what the plan is ‘cause it’s as if we cannot trust anybody on the planet You’re a hell of a fierce woman Helena Pierce Couldn’t tell if your tears Were really steaming your goggles But not everything is as it appears As your Pandora peers We should have seen you were trouble See now you’ve got the vault key Seems your plan’s faulty It’s about to be stole by the Crimson Lance Oh jeez So who’s the vermin agent That’s commanding them to steal? Got to be nominative determination It’s Commandant Steele It’s time to clap back So I call up Claptrap He’s like “What’s that in the back? This track slaps. It’s like crack.” You can’t get enough of it Couple lines of filler Dropping bars for the uff of it To flourish here Got to be hard, toughen up a bit Borderlands is my jam And I’m loving it Giving no fucks Open that vault up Hold up Something’s holed up Woah, oh fuck Stop the clocks The status quo is broken Stop all the clocks Pandora’s box is open Stop the clocks The status quo is broken Stop all the clocks Pandora’s box is open Whoops You popped the vault’s cherry Unsettling what was all buried Scary monsters Got to get rid of them What’s left? A big bukkake of eridium Ready for the clean up By even badder criminals How can you beat them You don't even have the minerals? You're dealing with the pinnacle Trust Liking all you little fools Minimal fuss Hyperion, he’s really running militantly, tyranny by getting the eridium by any necessary means It’s Handsome Jack With the rapid expansion Got to keep topping that financial stack So let’s cancel that Take his mansion back Have him living in a council flat No Sanctuary Nah, this is our domain Safe space from which we dish out the pain Crimson Raiders kill invaders Been doing this thing for ages Like it isn’t dangerous Didn’t think our little angel traitorous ‘Til the day that she betrayed us Base incinerated But then Lilith saved it ‘Cause it is a spaceship This is just the beginning page Good gracious What an outrageous play, Mr. Shakespeare Who the heck’s stepping up next to the stage? It’s a young lady You might have seen her She’s a pyromaniac It’s Tiny Tina About as far from a ballerina You could find Serving up havoc Like subpoenas Now were really getting manic with the beer-bellied mechanic and it’s Ellie twisting spanners like tagliatelle metallic And everybody who inhabits the planet’s in panicked shock Except perhaps one man That’s Sir Hammerlock Have a look through the binoculars His lens even blurrier than oculus Got arms all around like an octopus Stop popping off shots at the populace And now Moxxi’s mad I’ll have what she had Unless it’s oxycontin I do not need that She’s a cosplay hottie Fact But how's anybody going to top these hats Nevermind that Got to stop these prats So fucking give us back that vault key, Jack Better not wake up that rock creature For a handsome man You’re an ugly chap Well imagine my shock Final boss, beat that Clichéd ending Predictable plot piece Ah Wait a tricking minute Look, what’s this map? No rest for the wicked Huh? Cut to black Seems time has stopped Tock, tick Rewind the clocks Tock, tick T-minus nought Tock, lunar tick Back to the moon and back Off to the moon and it’s full of lunatics Scavs, miners, archaeologists and fugitives The lifestyle under Dahl’s rather punitive Inclusively like a unisex crucifix And this human intervention was the eucharist Mother Nature Doesn't take to getting two fingers In the crater Like you wouldn't lose your shit So as soon as it went boom and split The crackling was happening And Jack? He knew to get to the tip Then he’d have to become ruthless Under the tutelage Of an abusive bitch But he got used to it Gave it a new twist Like people who call “Nuclear,” “nucular” So close yet removed from the nucleus No nuclear family Youth was unhappy Reduced him to angry Then dude killed his granny Established a pattern He whacked off his manager But not by wanking No, Jack toppled Tassiter Grabbing his throat He strangled the bastard Look, still got his trophy goatee Have a look Now he’s shaking up in Helios That nobody covets so much as The Legion does They capture it Jack’s a bit miffed Understandably So he sends some mercenaries into low gravity Ramming deep down underground Cleaning cavities Like a gang of dentists sent to depravity Yeah, he might be training up an army of robots But if they’re not harming you So what? Don’t knock It’s not notable enough to remark upon So shut up Lock targets on Zarpedon Then choose to pop open that vault If you don't know Jack That’s your own damn fault Watch the clock Tick tock, tick tock Watch the clock What time you clocking off? Watch the clock Tick tock, tick tock Watch the clock Sleeves up, watches off Rhys' peace Is about to crack When he sees a key up for grabs on the black market I’ll take that, thank you, thank you Now Rhys is a man bankrupt Bad luck Damn, if only he’d have known It was bogus, a phony, a hoax He’d have ganged up With Fiona the Chancer She knows every scam ever wrote in the damn book Going to get, going to get Going to get that money back But I can't get you out of my head Not funny, Jack Progress slower than a tortoise walks Until the Gortys core Showed them vaults galore, shore to shore I’m sure I said it already but I’ll say it again: So many there’s a smorgasbord Awkward dork But when you're hijacked by Jack Both boys and girls will be behind Like a bike rack I don’t want to be Handsome Jack’s puppet So there's only one answer, that’s fuck it Bring the whole thing down Crashing to the surface Looking back, life now has a bigger purpose Cash is fricking worthless Unless it can be spent Fed up a living life At like seventy percent Hope you're ready for the next episode Oi, oi, oi, oi Smoke skags every day But wait, there’s more Gracious lord We’ve awakened an ancient force Lilith and the Raiders have brought the vault map But Dahl have attacked and they won't pull back Dropping gas Whole place getting jacked Like the 8th Hawk Better get away and escape with a Phasewalk Save Vaughn from infected bandits So we can gather samples and invent the antidote Tannis isn’t at a level as which she can master this So Cassius asks them If they'll acid trip To the mountain But who's that? Talon Mordecai’s in trouble Get the moonshot cannon Ramming into Helios So get packing To meet a boss We believe is from Saturn Take pieces of it Yeah, pull them out of Uranus The power contained within It’s bloody outrageous I guess this infection’s affecting us a lot Being heckled by Hector is messing up the plot Better stop that man while we can While we’ve got a chance Because his plants are buggering up our plans Just look at his lab It’s full of failed experiments Hypothesis: What a prick, here’s the evidence Now Cassius is overcome with nastiness So perhaps the vaccine is within his ass In fact, it is Let’s get extracting it And then go back to Sanctuary The place stinks like an outdated pack of anchovies Lilith goes ham Completely tearing up the place Borderlands need saving For yet another day

Dan! Can we get a link maybe to the Commandant Steele art at 00:5? I love it :O

"It's time to clap back,so i call up clap trap, he's like what's that in the back? THIS TRACK SLAPS! ITS LIKE CRACK!" Damn right it is.

This just made me super hyped for the new game, like holy shot dude amazing job!!!

Asking Dan Bull to do a Rap on Brawlhalla Day 1 Dan pls

Alright sure, great song, but what in the *hell* are you doing with your skill points? Just spend them!

Your damn right this track is like crack cause I can't stop replaying it! Damn that beat is rainbow! ...Get it?

You are seriously one of my all-time favorite rappers. This was an intense amount of writing and creative expression--to raise interest for an upcoming video game.