100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

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After putting together the best “before the kill” one-liners a couple weeks ago ( • 100 Greatest One-Liner... ), you knew it was only a matter of time before we did an “after the kill” supercut. Well, here it is! Enjoy!
Film List (in order of appearance):
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Eraser (1996)
Speed (1994)
Commando (1985)
Dr. No (1962)
The Untouchables (1987)
Commando (1985)
Django Unchained (2012)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Eraser (1996)
Gladiator (2000)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Goldfinger (1964)
Kung Fury (2015)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Die Hard (1988)
Rush Hour (1998)
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
Speed Racer (2008)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Commando (1985)
The Fifth Element (1997)
The Last Stand (2013)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Predator (1987)
Thunderball (1965)
Commando (1985)
Thunderball (1965)
Above The Law (1988)
Kuffs (1992)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
A View To A Kill (1985)
Darkman (1990)
Outrageous Fortune (1987)
Goldfinger (1964)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Die Hard (1988)
Goldfinger (1964)
Tron Legacy (2010)
Home Alone (1990)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
License To Kill (1989)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Moonraker (1979)
The Living Daylights (1987)
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Man On Fire (2004)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
The 6th Day (2000)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
Starsky And Hutch (2004)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Universal Soldier (1992)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Pitch Black (2000)
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
GoldenEye (1995)
Black Dynamite (2009)
The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)
Total Recall (1990)
The Rock (1996)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Under Siege (1992)
Total Recall (1990)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Expendables 2 (2012)
Moonraker (1979)
The Running Man (1987)
Watchmen (2009)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
The Running Man (1987)
Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)
Hellboy (2004)
Batman (1989)
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
The Running Man (1987)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
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@lucmik7859 4 жыл бұрын

all the other lines: **badass** that one line: *"apple sauce"*

@gunnarthefeisty 4 жыл бұрын

more badass than the others

@alexanderholzer7392 4 жыл бұрын

best line

@noahsherwood2445 4 жыл бұрын

Bitch

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 4 жыл бұрын

Even likes

@reetban1996 4 жыл бұрын

Which film??

@tannercole3300 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that 80% of this list is Schwarzeneggar/James Bond of some sort.

@dev-of3zk 3 жыл бұрын

Hes the badass

@theslickgamer 3 жыл бұрын

The best ones

@greatestmate2410 3 жыл бұрын

so true

@flyingbroskies713 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Keanu Reeves

@jonathancampbell5231 3 жыл бұрын

On TV Tropes this is literally called a "Bond One Liner" because Bond says them so often

@LenaHyena Жыл бұрын

4:37 “You’re just gonna have to kill me.” *_“…okay.”_* “He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.” I love the delivery

@sephjnr Жыл бұрын

"We'll do it the hard way, then." - I like the real line better as it shows the villain's commitment more.

@rumaldosaenz4894 Жыл бұрын

“You just shot an unarmed man” “We’ll he should’ve armed himself “ Favorite line

@JoshLefelhocz Жыл бұрын

Full line from Eastwood is "Well, he shoulda armed himself, if he was gonna decorate the saloon with my friend." It was because Bill killed Ned.

@HuwBeech Жыл бұрын

Texas in a nutshell

@harish123az Жыл бұрын

Thats the motto of modern day Americans, reason why you have so many school shootings and gun massacres

@LargeAndRobustPeter 9 ай бұрын

agreed

@Funk2Funky 8 жыл бұрын

Bond and Arnold made it into an art form.

@Inspadave 8 жыл бұрын

+KanonXD Yes. I think of all the Bonds Moore had the best send off lines.

@corg5089 7 жыл бұрын

For sure man!

@overlex 7 жыл бұрын

I think it would be decent to add Bruce Willis to that list no?._.

@mythsislittlefarie7635 7 жыл бұрын

KanonXD Eastwood and bond started it.....long befor arnie or bruce.

@margotharris3670 7 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the official term for a post kill one liner is actually a Bond one-liner.

@jerichocage3825 3 жыл бұрын

9:12 _"When you'll have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."_ That's actually a good point...

@Nicky2414 3 жыл бұрын

But that would make this list pointless if people did that.

@Max-ek3kf 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nicky2414 that's before the kill tho

@joshuaholder2301 3 жыл бұрын

I think John Wick takes that message into consideration very well.

@neneshubby 3 жыл бұрын

Ad libbed by Eli Wallach

@SStupendous 3 жыл бұрын

@@Max-ek3kf No, it's after. Watch the movie.

@GregbertTheGremlin Жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk a dead body?" best movie line ever

@BrandonGavin_EDC Жыл бұрын

“Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.” -King of one liners

@uglynerd9436 5 жыл бұрын

Man:you just shot an unarmed man Clint Eastwood:well he should have armed himself

@k3salieri 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely one of my favorites.

@bigglesmcg 4 жыл бұрын

If he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend....

@ShingenNolaan 4 жыл бұрын

Eastwood scares me in this movie. Like I sincerely believe he'd kill me just like that.

@tommybason6057 4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment at the exact same time it appeared in the video

@haydeng3316 4 жыл бұрын

What movie is that?

@chiffmonkey 7 жыл бұрын

"Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose." Best villain ever.

@Klamath2046 7 жыл бұрын

The one and only Charles Dance

@collingalanos1783 7 жыл бұрын

@ Klamath 2046. Charles Dance is awesome. I hope they do a sequel to Dracula Untold because I can imagine the delightful villainy he could bring to that franchise.

@ozasiss8049 7 жыл бұрын

chiffmonkey what movie?

@chiffmonkey 7 жыл бұрын

Last Action Hero

@MattC-ue7ve 7 жыл бұрын

chiffmonkey I read this before I saw it and was very confused

@domtaylor1887 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite one liners from this video: 1. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal." (Home Alone) 4:57 2. "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." (Army of Darkness) 2:55 3. "Justice served." (R.O.T.O.R) 7:45 4. "Iced that guy, to cone a phrase" (Last Action Hero) 1:40 5. "Was that a ninja?" "More like a not-ja." (Speed Racer) 2:20 6. "Then he should've armed himself" (Unforgiven) 7:36 7. "Does anyone else wanna drop out?" (A View to a Kill) 3:53 8. "Flawless victory." (Mortal Kombat) 6:50 9. "Stick around." (Predator) 3:10 10. "Are you not entertained!?" (Gladiator) 1:17 Honorable mention: "We're married" "Consider that a divorce" (Total Recall) 9:18

@Justin.Martyr Жыл бұрын

*At 12-mins. Start -> I HATE those who Equate AnimaLs with EVIL!!!!*

@Longs81 2 жыл бұрын

7:36 That is hands down one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. When Clint Eastwood's William Munny arrives to confront Little Bill

@KeitaKawashima 4 жыл бұрын

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Well... He does have a point...

@aleksandarvil5718 3 жыл бұрын

IKR XD

@John-X 3 жыл бұрын

3:30 Alex Jones?!?!?

@bjtgaming 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Right at you

@avidilier1645 3 жыл бұрын

Spider-Man: ....

@frankon_donson7255 2 жыл бұрын

And a gun

@sethyoung9792 5 жыл бұрын

"So uncivilized."

@wheeliebin18 4 жыл бұрын

Hello there!

@OmegaMemeBoss 4 жыл бұрын

@@wheeliebin18 General Kenobi!

@Karma-ss5yf 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry about the mess.

@reginaldcompton9170 4 жыл бұрын

I read it right as it played🤣🤣

@apples-bi8yl 4 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

@SS454LS6 2 жыл бұрын

"See you at the party Richter" while throwing his arms off the elevator. A personal favorite

@Zander.and.lightning Жыл бұрын

I'm unusually proud of myself for seeing 90% of these movies

@sp1duh84 6 жыл бұрын

"You just shot an unarmed man!""Well, he should've armed himself."SAVAGE

@JacobSmith-zp1kq 5 жыл бұрын

sp1duh84 hands down the best one. Clint Eastwood is a god.

@tenjenk 5 жыл бұрын

It wasn't the full line though, "well he should've armed himself.. if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend"

@MetallicBascinet 5 жыл бұрын

My lines in Court after manslaughter.

@jdog7797 4 жыл бұрын

*how to make a Western*

@jokerisinthememe5852 3 жыл бұрын

“He wasn’t a sniper. He was a sadist. There’s a difference. Snipers don’t muck around with gutshots and monologues. We just take the shot.”

@rjw9640 3 жыл бұрын

Man I love TF2.

@thetexanbuzzsaw3145 2 жыл бұрын

@@rjw9640 Snipin's a good job m8

@thetexanbuzzsaw3145 2 жыл бұрын

@@LK-1D3 "Cus at the end of the day, as long as they're two people left on the planet; someone is ganna want someone dead"

@nathanhays8696 2 жыл бұрын

@@LK-1D3 I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do _not_ care for me.

@nathanhays8696 2 жыл бұрын

@@LK-1D3 Feelings? You wanna know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have _standards._

@michaelteret4763 2 жыл бұрын

“I let him go” has always been my favorite from the movies. But the real #1 comes from a book, from Mickey Spillane’s “I, the Jury” - “it was easy.”

@jackmclane1826 2 жыл бұрын

"When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!" Best advice for all movie villains ever. 😅

@Fadi-hb7xx 3 жыл бұрын

"Consider this a divorce" is the most badass one liner in history

@SpikyAHOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

I heard my dad quoting this to my mom the other day..

@sinuslebastian6366 2 жыл бұрын

@@SpikyAHOfficial F.

@Danielo197 2 жыл бұрын

Love total recall

@discoder 2 жыл бұрын

Rachel Ticotin's follow up line was great as well. "That was your wife? What a bitch."

@symmetrymilton4542 2 жыл бұрын

btw she wasn't lying. It really all was a dream.

@andydbr2969 5 жыл бұрын

"You won't kill me...you'll miss me..." SHOTS HER "I never miss"

@uhbruh9223 4 жыл бұрын

"I guess they never miss huh"

@nabilhacene5826 4 жыл бұрын

@@uhbruh9223 awkward

@biggeorgetx 4 жыл бұрын

Never saw the movie, but the line I came up with was... I never miss at this range.

@SMAXZO 4 жыл бұрын

@@biggeorgetx I'd just say "not at this range"

@SL-sq4gw Жыл бұрын

"I RISE YOU FALL" Anything Optimus says is so tuff

@MJBfromCCC 2 жыл бұрын

Not a movie, but one of my favorite lines was in Mass Effect 3, probably inspired by the bond line: Brooks: “Admit it, Commander. You’ll miss me.” *shot* Shepard: “Not at this range, I won’t.”

@bluesbr0ther588 2 жыл бұрын

Al Bundy had a similar line when his wife comes home from shopping. She said: Honey, did you miss me. And he replies: With every bullet so far.

@kitashi0 5 жыл бұрын

"I went for the head" -Thor

@luisf2793 4 жыл бұрын

“No resurrections this time” -Thanos

@andrewfierro4719 4 жыл бұрын

I am Ironman

@averagemug5162 4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Fierro that was before the kill

@webslinger527 4 жыл бұрын

gamitstrike that’s a good one

@senatorarmstrong7071 4 жыл бұрын

Derpy Deadpool ツ After.

@jongilbertson2106 3 жыл бұрын

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation." -Austin Powers

@6thgear914 3 жыл бұрын

“Well what do we have?” “Sea bass” “Are they ill tempered?” “Absolutely.” “Ok we’ll go with that. We’ll put them in an easily escapable situation and just assume they died. Great plan!”

@antihax_sniper8172 3 жыл бұрын

@@6thgear914 NO NOT THE SEA BASS!

@frankiehitman2610 2 жыл бұрын

Not a good time to lose ones head!!

@CalifornianCuttlefish 2 жыл бұрын

yeah

@jamesfouts2016 Жыл бұрын

What a...burn.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 something like that could get a man...fired.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think he was a little hot...for...you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@deepblue8442 2 жыл бұрын

Honourable mention..........Drax: "You missed Mr Bond! upon skeet shooting. Bond :"did I?",as assassin falls from tree.

@GRMcNee Жыл бұрын

The Fifth Element had one other great one liner after the kill. When Zorg kills the hotel personnel telling him there’s a bomb in the hotel. Zorg’s reply: “I know.”

@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын

Entire 5th Element dialogue is a gem! And actors with perfect deliveries too.

@iconicstudios5611 4 жыл бұрын

"Where's Drax?" "He needed to fly." HE NEEDED TO FLY? It's not like "He needed some space" was staring you down.

@game84cube 3 жыл бұрын

God damn, that's good

@spruceg00se 3 жыл бұрын

Someone copied this comment 2 months later and got 1k likes lol

@chrisoddy8744 3 жыл бұрын

I mean I think Bond must have ran a bit low on creative juices there as he'd already done two other killer puns about Drax before he died....😂

@HonestObserver 3 жыл бұрын

"He stepped out for some air."

@leoyoman 3 жыл бұрын

He spaced out :D

@rhunter42dragon 3 жыл бұрын

11:58 I loved how the villain showed his approval for the one-liner before dying.

@Real_Mick3y6 2 жыл бұрын

Obviously, it's Samuel Jackson

@Argonwolfproject Жыл бұрын

His character was really unique among movie villains, he was profoundly self-aware while still having an almost childlike vision of the world and his part in it. And you gotta at least respect somebody who ain't even mad they got beat.

@rhunter42dragon Жыл бұрын

@@Argonwolfproject Agreed.

@Bmurf Жыл бұрын

Don't act like you don't know that movie 😂

@BrunoEwok Жыл бұрын

"That's the problem with Santa Clarita. Too many damned vampires." Best last line of a movie since, "That's OK, nobody's perfect."

@gergofodor8382 2 жыл бұрын

5:46 that line was even funnier in hungarian: "a real englishman never loses his head!" 😆

@zsoltbartus169 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, we had some great puns in translation. I think its also better at Scwartzi "I let him go" in Commando.

@jxomxo 5 жыл бұрын

“We’re married.” *dies* “Consider this a divorce!”

@kenrickeason 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@davekp6773 5 жыл бұрын

Superb line just right in that thick Austrian accent.

@prod.MRBLOXY 5 жыл бұрын

That was the best one!

@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 жыл бұрын

A divoooaaass

@Treisiess 5 жыл бұрын

and he doesn't have to pay alimony

@UZIKING 4 жыл бұрын

The most formal one liner: “ I just shot somebody and I did it on pourpose

@johnhein2539 4 жыл бұрын

UZIKING Official Charles Tywin Lannister Dance is pure class.

@AgiHammerthief 4 жыл бұрын

they should have left the „shut up!“ in that followed

@ironhead6357 4 жыл бұрын

YES XD

@bizarreocean8537 3 жыл бұрын

Bro that’s me in gta

@KiwiiCat8 3 жыл бұрын

Mate, it’s “So uncivilised”

@colincanzone8462 24 күн бұрын

“Well we know he can add and he can subtract” is my favorite for its delivery.

@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Жыл бұрын

I love how a lot of these are just people saying it to themselves. No one around, the guy is dead or dying, and they still decide to quip. I love it

@noahcheckman8542 5 жыл бұрын

"You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me." *shot* "I never miss." No, really, he doesn't.

@MrBrianGonzalez 5 жыл бұрын

I guess they never miss huh?

@jonaklein1614 5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBrianGonzalez fuck u XD

@MrBrianGonzalez 5 жыл бұрын

@@jonaklein1614 you got a boyfriend? I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA!!

@PanglossDr 5 жыл бұрын

My ex misses me. Her aim is getting better though.

@boolivks805 5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBrianGonzalez he goin find anothet girl like he wont miss ya

@stebization 2 жыл бұрын

6:57 "You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me" *Gets shot* "I never miss!" Best line ever 😂

@wombat2874 2 жыл бұрын

sigma grindset

@Fektthis 2 жыл бұрын

Not at this range..

@markes7cc 2 жыл бұрын

I guess they never miss huh

@bevstanx-8840 2 жыл бұрын

That's the darkest

@CodeNameCheese_ 2 жыл бұрын

Brosnan > Craig sue me

@dannywestbrook5036 Жыл бұрын

"Let off some steam Bennett!" One of my favorite lines from Commando.

@davidvaldezjr5546 Жыл бұрын

"Wipe yourself off, man. You dead." For some reason I love this line.

@raymason9907 3 жыл бұрын

0:33 "What'd you do with Sully?" "I let him go." A little bit of truth behind every one liner

@kerloz7918 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

@AdamArBast99 3 жыл бұрын

"Never what? You didn't finish!"

@hagartm 3 жыл бұрын

They cut out the "I lied" part. Inconceivable!

@raymason9907 3 жыл бұрын

@@hagartm maybe because he said "I lied" before he killed him

@hagartm 3 жыл бұрын

@@raymason9907 Yeah, you're right.

@lothayre 4 жыл бұрын

“You just shot an unarmed man” “well he should have armed himself”

@n.w.1803 4 жыл бұрын

"...if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.."

@MotoAtheist 3 жыл бұрын

Clint always has the best, but this one is even better then his "You feel lucky" line.

@markzuckerberg4466 3 жыл бұрын

best one liner ever

@jacobjones5269 3 жыл бұрын

@@n.w.1803 Yeah, it’s hard to argue with his logic, there.. lol..

@gaminator-t8008 29 күн бұрын

"wipe yourself off" "You're dead" Such a badass line from carter😂

@kolbytriplett4644 2 жыл бұрын

So glad they included the two from Total Recall. First time I watched it, I knew they would become two of my favorites.

@michaelsproule32 5 жыл бұрын

7:36 "You just shot an un-armed man!" "He should have armed himself." Gold.

@krishnak.r3927 3 жыл бұрын

The context in which he said ''This ain't that kind of a movie bruv'' was so priceless that even the bad guy appreciated it.

@colleenross8752 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@soupbane1688 2 жыл бұрын

Game recognize game.

@BeinIan 2 жыл бұрын

It works on like 3 different levels, it's beautiful.

@MorganTC Жыл бұрын

That movie was really good anyways

@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын

mostly because that's what the bad guy said to the previous kingsman who killed him after the church massacre

@usmh Жыл бұрын

I don't know about the greatest, but Charles Dance going "I just shot someone! I did it on purpose" is definitely the one that's made me laugh the hardest. I think I rewound twice just to hear it again when I watched that movie.

@ellipsis-007 Жыл бұрын

23 Bond lines! I’m proud to be a Bond fan right now.

@Weirdanimator 4 жыл бұрын

Indiana Jones, "No Ticket" should have been on this list.

@ryaneas5957 4 жыл бұрын

Thank god im not the only one who thought of that

@chuckstevens2672 4 жыл бұрын

Not technically a kill but still cool

@ryaneas5957 4 жыл бұрын

Chuck Stevens minor inconveniences

@frankdux3605 3 жыл бұрын

Uh because the Nazi clearly didnt die. He just fell on the luggage

@charlieodom9107 3 жыл бұрын

Yup! That was a really good one!

@sergiogonzaloarenasmercado632 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

@John_Hoover 3 жыл бұрын

Sergio Gonzalo Arenas Mercado The car didn’t hit no motherfuckin’ bump!

@neverlistentome 3 жыл бұрын

We'll why the fuck'd you go and do that!?!?

@noeldiazexposito8788 2 жыл бұрын

What part

@jeremypnet 2 жыл бұрын

Why was that not in there?

@petezahutt4859 Ай бұрын

The one at 2:05 is simply brilliant. Earlier, the guy says “Wipe yourself off. You’re bleeding.” And then there’s Carter’s genius response: “Wipe yourself off, man. You’re dead.”

@krimokrimov6050 Жыл бұрын

9:00 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes I never knew donuts even wear shoes

@ElTio.45-70 4 жыл бұрын

Best hint for the villains came from Eli Wallach: When you have to shoot, shoot, don´t talk.

@kieronjohnson8834 4 жыл бұрын

That's my favourite, Tuco Ramirez. No-one did badazz Mexicans like Eli. The fact his gun is covered with bubbles from his bath makes it even funnier.

@harryboyes2812 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and it probably inspired a little scene in Van Helsing. Aleera: "Anna, my love. It is your blood that will keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?" Anna rams a stake through her heart and retorts: "I think if you're going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand there talking about it." Coincidence? Sure :)

@AxeMan808 4 жыл бұрын

I love the version in Time And Tide:

@elituko 4 жыл бұрын

That should be his epitaph.

@libertinauk1975 3 жыл бұрын

That was the one I was waiting for 😁😁

@rayanderson5797 5 жыл бұрын

"Hullo!? I just shot somebody. I did it on purpose!"

@KT926 5 жыл бұрын

That line always makes me laugh XDXD

@davekp6773 5 жыл бұрын

Can only be said in a posh English accent.

@ericschubel4147 5 жыл бұрын

It's Tywin Lannister. He can get away with it.

@chrishubbard64 5 жыл бұрын

Doesnt he continue on for awhile until someone yells at him to shut up?

@mancamiatipoola 5 жыл бұрын

"SHUT UP DOWN THERE!"

@francois-mariearouet9379 2 жыл бұрын

"Now you can get the Marshall." - Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

@chidiisanerd947 2 жыл бұрын

8:53 is the best thing.

@King-cp2by 6 жыл бұрын

"Good, Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Man I love that line

@rocketcon 5 жыл бұрын

I prefer his line from the theatrical cut. Evil Ash (who is dancing around singing): "You're a Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes...." Ash shoots him point blank in the face with a shotgun: Ash: "I ain't *that* good!"

@seorwhite3333 5 жыл бұрын

So real

@originoflogos 5 жыл бұрын

Where’s “Scream”? “This is the part where the villain wakes up, giving us one last scare” Gets up *shot* “Not in my movie!”

@UltramanMebiusBrave 5 жыл бұрын

This is only for 100 BEST one liners. The Scream one-liner DOES NOT qualify.

@VorpalStorm 4 жыл бұрын

@@UltramanMebiusBrave I'm pretty sure it absolutely does. But hey, this is all opinion anyway. =P

@shreyanshasinha232 Жыл бұрын

I just realised, older Hollywood movies are just GOLD!❤️ The heroism and drama is so rare now

@PetrolHeadBrasil 2 жыл бұрын

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!" - the BEST!!!

@squamish4244 4 жыл бұрын

My fave line: *"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."*

@tyrant1384 3 жыл бұрын

I prefer the alternate "I'm not that good"

@theslickgamer 3 жыл бұрын

my favourite line is "*I think he got the point.*"

@NinjaBray 3 жыл бұрын

my favourite line is "applesauce b*tch

@chrisplaine2321 3 жыл бұрын

My favourite was when you have to shoot, shoot don’t talk

@alfredolsson3819 6 жыл бұрын

Agent Brooks: Admit it commander, you’ll miss me. *Gunshot* Commander Shepard: Not at this range, I won’t. (Mass Effect 3)

@Ferrante69 5 жыл бұрын

It is just the same Bond line.

@sennengoroshi139 5 жыл бұрын

SPOILER ALERT:He is nick

@MrEddie4679 5 жыл бұрын

yeah, lucky it wasnt xcom "You´ll miss me" "99.9 hit chance, definitly will miss"

@edschramm6757 5 жыл бұрын

uh, cleanup to shuttle bay

@spitfireblaziken3663 5 жыл бұрын

Movies dude

@roosterm16 7 ай бұрын

"Are you not in to trains?", best line ever.

@ridcom 2 жыл бұрын

Did... did Freddy have a Powerglove? And beat a high score with it!? Truly a being to be feared😱

@derekquigley5816 21 күн бұрын

I love the Powerglove. It's so bad.

@sammy169169169 4 жыл бұрын

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

@jacobjones5269 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s probably the greatest of them all, and not represented here.. Shame..

@11DNA11 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobjones5269 Yep. And the cannoli part was improv.

@cringecentral_ 3 жыл бұрын

Godfather top 5 movie of all time

@Allies_Or_Enemies 5 жыл бұрын

"You'll never-" "You'll never what? You didnt finish!"

@ryanm7097 5 жыл бұрын

🎵You'll NEVER walk alone🎵

@davidbolha 5 жыл бұрын

That's what she said. 😅

@kosakukawajiri16 4 жыл бұрын

Captain America!..?

@brennanfox6936 4 жыл бұрын

David Bolha That legit makes no sense but alright.

@joshuabeattie2374 4 жыл бұрын

What were you napping

@eyeofcthulhu8868 2 жыл бұрын

"You cannot kill the Devil, Tenno..." *Stab* "...but you can send it back to Hell."

@LoowheezeBreeze 2 жыл бұрын

3:44 This is the best one in the video so far...

@siegesquirrel42 5 жыл бұрын

"Slate was a dead end." "Dammit, he killed him!" Nice to see M has wised up to Bond's... quirks.

@lanway13 5 жыл бұрын

Dame Judi knows what's up.

@kellyweingart3692 5 жыл бұрын

“Compliments of Sharkey”

@baconlovingvampire4523 5 жыл бұрын

Well she used to it by now

@brittanymartin6122 5 жыл бұрын

The look on her face after she heard the news cracked me up.

@Max_Griswald 5 жыл бұрын

00:00 Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) 00:10 Eraser (1996) 00:17 Speed (1994) 00:31 Commando (1985) 00:37 Dr. No (1962) 00:43 The Untouchables (1987) 00:50 Commando (1985) 00:56 Django Unchained (2012) 01:03 Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 01:10 Eraser (1996) 01:16 Gladiator (2000) 01:20 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 01:26 Goldfinger (1964) 01:33 Kung Fury (2015) 01:40 Last Action Hero (1993) 01:48 Pineapple Express (2008) 01:55 Die Hard (1988) 02:05 Rush Hour (1998) 02:12 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) 02:19 Speed Racer (2008) 02:26 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 02:32 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) 02:38 Commando (1985) 02:41 The Fifth Element (1997) 02:49 The Last Stand (2013) 02:56 Army Of Darkness (1992) 03:02 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 03:09 Predator (1987) 03:13 Thunderball (1965) 03:17 Commando (1985) 03:23 Thunderball (1965) 03:28 Above The Law (1988) 03:36 Kuffs (1992) 03:47 For Your Eyes Only (1981) 03:52 A View To A Kill (1985) 03:58 Darkman (1990) 04:07 Outrageous Fortune (1987) 04:14 Goldfinger (1964) 04:22 Pineapple Express (2008) 04:28 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 04:37 Die Hard (1988) 04:44 Goldfinger (1964) 04:50 Tron Legacy (2010) 04:57 Home Alone (1990) 05:05 Live And Let Die (1973) 05:10 Last Action Hero (1993) 05:18 Mission Impossible III (2006) 05:28 You Only Live Twice (1967) 05:32 License To Kill (1989) 05:42 Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997) 05:46 Hudson Hawk (1991) 05:54 Moonraker (1979) 06:02 The Living Daylights (1987) 06:11 Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) 06:19 Last Action Hero (1993) 06:28 Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) 06:37 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 06:45 Man On Fire (2004) 06:49 Mortal Kombat (1995) 06:57 The World Is Not Enough (1999) 07:06 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 07:14 The 6th Day (2000) 07:23 Iron Man 3 (2013) 07:29 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 07:36 Unforgiven (1992) 07:44 R.O.T.O.R. (1987) 07:52 Starsky And Hutch (2004) 07:58 Quantum Of Solace (2008) 08:08 Universal Soldier (1992) 08:19 On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) 08:24 Pitch Black (2000) 08:30 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) ??:?? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith 08:38 The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 08:47 GoldenEye (1995) 08:54 Black Dynamite (2009) 09:05 The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966) 09:15 Total Recall (1990) 09:25 The Rock (1996) 09:34 Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 09:40 Under Siege (1992) 09:45 Total Recall (1990) 09:54 Judge Dredd (1995) 10:07 The Expendables 2 (2012) 10:14 Moonraker (1979) 10:20 The Running Man (1987) 10:26 Watchmen (2009) 10:36 Terminator 2: Judgement Day 10:44 Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 10:47 The Running Man (1987) 10:56 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 11:02 Hellboy (2004) 11:07 Batman (1989) 11:17 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003) 11:24 The Running Man (1987) 11:30 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) 11:55 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) 12:23 Hot Fuzz (2007)

@levidixon1176 5 жыл бұрын

how has this not got more likes?

@Max_Griswald 5 жыл бұрын

Because the video was posted two years ago and my response was posted 2 months ago. If I had watched the video 2 years ago and made my post it would have a lot more likes.

@doomdemon1205 5 жыл бұрын

Max Griswald why don’t you put something like this on the 100 one liners before the kill video?

@DDLLDDLLDDLL 5 жыл бұрын

Michael Hunt cuz this is already in the description

@doomdemon1205 5 жыл бұрын

The D Knax oh. Why didn’t I see it before?

@PROBOT-pv6ez 5 ай бұрын

Nice. Outrageous Fortune is great. highly underrated movie and that one liner is classic.

@rwt8410 2 жыл бұрын

"Won't be attending that hat convention in July". GOLD. LOL. Pretty much sums up humor of all of 'Hudson Hawk'. Personally really appreciated its style of humor. Refreshing and creative

@AsapAnimation 6 жыл бұрын

Anakin chops off Dooku’s hands and head* Anakin: He was an unarmed prisoner...

@Mailed-Knight 5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha!

@brendanforester4601 5 жыл бұрын

Asap Animation Wow. Got to hand it to you, that was a good one.

@ChrundleKelly 5 жыл бұрын

Shouldve armed himself.

@brendanforester4601 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Urbz If he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

@MisterX867 5 жыл бұрын

It's not the Jedi way...

@user-xk4yp3sc8l 4 жыл бұрын

"I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose" - -priceless

@hlakbrlighthouse1835 3 жыл бұрын

What movie is that?

@user-xk4yp3sc8l 3 жыл бұрын

@@hlakbrlighthouse1835 Last Action Hero

@hlakbrlighthouse1835 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xk4yp3sc8l thanks

@Rockhound6165 3 жыл бұрын

But they left out the rest of the line: "I said, I just murdered someone and I want to confess." "Hey, shut up down there."

@SuperCosty2010 3 жыл бұрын

@@hlakbrlighthouse1835 It's Charles Dance in "Last Action Hero"

@AndrewCreatez 4 ай бұрын

"Men get arrested. Dogs get put down." I know Snyder's version of Rorschach is a horrific misreading of the character, but that line should've been included on here. It's so good.

@theweirdmaniac847 2 жыл бұрын

“When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk” I really love that one

@edwardgaines6561 5 жыл бұрын

Commando was basically a cornupocia of one-liners, with a plot tacked-on! Vintage Schwarzenegger, baby!

@Andres33AU 4 жыл бұрын

Commando and The Running Man I think have the most one-liners in an Arnie film!

@Andres33AU 4 жыл бұрын

@RUhere4the TRIGGERING Thanks for the heads up! It's been ages since I've seen that movie!

@AKAdaJoker14 4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean army of darkness

@tomsmurf4225 6 жыл бұрын

"You don't need that spine... It's holding you(r) back." - Kung Fury

@ArthurRabbetts Жыл бұрын

6:50 I like how the original Mortal Kombat movie is here

@wefinishthisnow3883 2 жыл бұрын

Pierce Brosnan was my favourite: Attractive woman: "You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me" BANG Bond: "I never miss."

@derekquigley5816 21 күн бұрын

My personal favorite was "they'll print anything these days".

@TheMrMoustachio 3 жыл бұрын

"Damn, he ain't gon' be in rush hour 3"

@Twilight17Petkoton 2 жыл бұрын

That a bloopers at the end of Rush Hour 2 says. "Damn, good kick."

@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq 2 жыл бұрын

What about in the actual movie when he says "we'll just say he was tryna catch a cab"

@Twilight17Petkoton 2 жыл бұрын

@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq Not really someone say he taking the car. So little late on a greatest One-Liners.

@Hydrolysis_Moment 4 жыл бұрын

“He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life....”

@TheRealRealOK 4 жыл бұрын

Tox- ic 😂

@GurahkWeavile 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Rickman was the bomb

@andybub45 3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@lanway13 3 жыл бұрын

The best part was that Alan Rickman ad-libbed that line just because he thought it was something a dude like Hans Gruber would say.

@basicallyarobloxian4533 3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, he'll like it in hell."

@polkhigh3333 Жыл бұрын

This was like the Schwarzenegger, Connery, Cage show. Tank you for sharing.

@ThePiquedPigeon 10 ай бұрын

11:36 - 11:54 : I love the lampshading at Austin's one-liners, especially with Felicity's face expressions, all of which seem to say "Really now!!"

@milesgoering3755 3 жыл бұрын

"Haaa! I think that enemy got... The point!" -- Archibald

@dragonkyng 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Archibald, you think that enemy did or did not get the point? Thanks good to know.

@edwardthibodeaux8815 2 жыл бұрын

You fools It’s KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS

@dragonkyng 2 жыл бұрын

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 unless you pick the *knock gun out of his hand* choice. Then you get “ITS A GOOD THING I ALWAYS CARRY TWO GUNS.”

@derektrammell911 2 жыл бұрын

"King Dragon will remember that, and send his regards"

@rodgebrickh48 2 жыл бұрын

@@derektrammell911 They got the point alright.

@skte2die 3 жыл бұрын

I wish bond would’ve said “He needed some space” instead of “had to fly”.

@deathbykonami5487 3 жыл бұрын

Bond workshops thousands of witty zingers a movie and they can't all be gold

@ScootsMcDootson 3 жыл бұрын

I would've went with, he was feeling a bit spaced out.

@Twilight17Petkoton 2 жыл бұрын

Nope it doesn't roll off the tongue. Had to fly is a killer pun. So He needed some space and feeling space out doesn't fit. Killer puns moments.

@deepblue8442 2 жыл бұрын

RETRIBUTION....for Drax's difficulty in following The British "sense of humour"

@BB-te8tc Жыл бұрын

The bit when he opens the airlock is even better. "Take a giant step for mankind" followed by a gentle push.

@joshschannel6232 10 ай бұрын

Men’s Life of the Curiosity’s finishers 8:28 Chief’s finisher 8:33 Spots’s finisher 9:31 Rex’s finisher 4:22 King’s finisher 10:31 Duke’s finisher 4:05 Boss’s finisher 10:00 Jupiter’s finisher 4:10 Nutmeg’s finisher 6:23 Daisy’s finisher

@ChaoClow 2 жыл бұрын

"It's a 12 gauge pump boys, it's only got 3 shots. He can't get us all " For one, no it doesn't, two there are two of them so yes they can, and three, i love this part

@robbiereilly 4 жыл бұрын

"All those feathers and he still can't fly." - Always loved that one. 06:38

@colleenross8752 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Bond-ism

@mikewilson714 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody did it better than Roger Moore!

@overlex 7 жыл бұрын

I liked Travolta's lines in the punisher after he put his best friend in a body bag and his wife on a train track: - "where's Quentin?" "He's wrapped up in something." -"Where's mom?" "she took the train"

@eval_is_evil 6 жыл бұрын

overlex Travolta in punisher ? What ?

@OrochiShiki 6 жыл бұрын

He played the main antagonist in Punisher '04. Don't miss Kevin Nash as The Russian!

@jadefire2817 5 жыл бұрын

+Tomi In the Thomas Jane version , Travolta plays Howard Saint.

@jadefire2817 5 жыл бұрын

+cycobear86 *YES !* Although of course Jon Bernthal rocks in the role, I still have a special place in my heart for Thomas Jane's version!

@Blaydon-Mag 5 жыл бұрын

Best punisher ever, don't care what anyone says.

@doctorbond1882 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. For using "Tank you" from Kung Fury and Tuco from good the bad and the ugly, fantastic choices XD

@ariahazelwood3842 2 жыл бұрын

Thank God you put "I like the way you die boy" in here, that one was crazy to watch in context.

@lukasnummer1 3 жыл бұрын

The Goldfinger one is actually: "Shocking... positively shocking."

@emperorpalpatine2070 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't disturb my friend he's DEAD tired."

@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын

Ha-ha, ‘Dead tired’. She won’t get it now, but when she looks back on this, she’s going to LAUGH!!!!

@lukacunningham342 2 жыл бұрын

You missed one: Randy: “This when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, one last scare” Billy: *Comes back* Sidney: *shoots Billy* Sidney: Not in *MY* movie - Scream, 1996

@fleebogazeezig6642 2 жыл бұрын

“There’s only one reason you lost DIO, one simple reason. You really pissed me off”

@gunship_serrano8768 5 жыл бұрын

“Ohhh there gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!” -Demoman

@arkian3423 5 жыл бұрын

Gunship_ Serrano nice profile pic

@gunship_serrano8768 5 жыл бұрын

Ark Ian thanks, I got it off of sam spratts insta

@arkian3423 5 жыл бұрын

Gunship_ Serrano I was more talking about the album itself

@ribbel8210 4 жыл бұрын

Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (Laughs in french)

@danielramsey6141 4 жыл бұрын

God I loved that Demo Trailer!

@BoulderonShoulder 7 жыл бұрын

So what I learned: If someone asks, just tell them literally what you did.

@thedreamcatcherOMG 7 жыл бұрын

Leathh It may not be obvious at first, but they'll get the point.

@liaminator4950 6 жыл бұрын

*pew* You died. *Laughs uncontrollably*

@theAngryscotman 6 жыл бұрын

"Wheres the bad guy you were fighting." "Well, I suppose you could say I shot him in the face. Actually that is literally what happened."

@dd11111 11 ай бұрын

I cant watch the after the kill compilation without also watching the before the kill one! They're great!

@RedParsley Жыл бұрын

The Buzzsaw "Oh, he had to split" line is one of my favourites. Another Arnie one not shown here is from True Lies when the terrorist is thrown off balance on the Harrier jet, gets hooked up on the under-wing missile which Arnie then fires, but not before saying "You're fired!"... Guffaw :)