100 Greatest One Liners After the Kill Part 2

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Marvin J's Entertainment Productions

2 жыл бұрын

This took me months to make from a long time search even it took a few delays in my quest to bring you the long-awaited sequel of 100 Greatest One-Liners After the Kill and No I do not own the rights to these films they belong to their respective owners.
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@natedorney7032 2 жыл бұрын

"Goodbye, bob... Best dollar eighty I ever spent!!!". Which was an allusion to the fact that Lincoln County Deputy Sheriff Bob Ollinger was said to have kept his double barreled shotgun loaded with a dollar eighty in silver dimes. While he had the kid in custody, Ollinger constantly told him that he would cut him to ribbons at the first sign of trouble and would enjoy it. Hence Billy's comment from the upper porch of the jail and sheriff's offices after he killed deputy bell.

@jarrettowens6073 2 жыл бұрын

That's what my dad told me.

@reaper23113 2 жыл бұрын

We learn this innfull detail in new mexico its a huge part of our history grade thru most of school

@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын

"No resurrection this time". The line that destroyed a million of hearts.

@JasonKnight491 7 ай бұрын

"Men get arrested. Dogs get put down." Coolest line ever.

@guilhermespozati6384 2 жыл бұрын

There's never gonna be a bigger badass than Clint. Ever!

@picks_1993 2 жыл бұрын

4:50 “Best $1.80 I ever spent!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cindydott452 10 ай бұрын

02:53 I love how he laughs while saying "By the way, you're under arrest" LOL!

@steztoyz 2 жыл бұрын

"You're welcome Canada." 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@shelliecarlson7015 2 жыл бұрын

"When you need to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"

@MOTO809 2 жыл бұрын

Best spaghetti western of all time.

@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын

No Argument There !!!

@hegmonster 7 ай бұрын

"Broke into the wrong Goddamn rec-room, didntcha, you bastard!"

@lancearnold54 Жыл бұрын

6:40 "Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you, you bastard?!" The one-liner I find myself saying almost every day

@spectrumscribble1498 Жыл бұрын

8:37 "Nobody beats me in the kitchen." Yeah, can't argue with that one.

@courtney5796 2 жыл бұрын

Opening with The Old Guard! noice! Can't wait for the sequel!!!!!!

@ajwilson605 2 жыл бұрын

Girl: "What happened to Sully...?" Matrix: "I let him go....." Commando

@JosephDawson1986 2 жыл бұрын

My fave line is when Matrix impales Bennet on the pipe. "Bennett why don't you let off some steam?" They may be cheesy by 80s movies were full of great one liners

@ajwilson605 2 жыл бұрын

@@JosephDawson1986 Another good one..... Kaminsk/Brenner: "You shouldn't ought to drink and....bake!" Rae Deal 1985

@SaintMcFoye 2 жыл бұрын

@@JosephDawson1986 Best Commando line was Bill Duke: This Green Berets gonna kick your ass. Arnold: I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now... I'm very hungry!! Smack.

@JosephDawson1986 2 жыл бұрын

@@SaintMcFoye i forgot about that line haha

@davidweaver766 2 жыл бұрын

“And remember folks, that’s life” joker

@elsquatcho2397 2 жыл бұрын

The one labeled "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" is actually from National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

@divinerowecom 6 ай бұрын

Tuco's line "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk" from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" is missing.

@narsilreforged 6 ай бұрын

Had that in part one. Thank goodness

@narsilreforged 6 ай бұрын

Had that one in part 1 thank goodness

@ming1408 Жыл бұрын

11:03 "You should've called an ambulance." I like that one!

@casesoutherland4175 2 жыл бұрын

6:24 definitely my favorite!

@davemeads859 2 жыл бұрын

"I come in peace" "You go in pieces" better be in here

@JRS06 7 ай бұрын

Thnaks for agreeing that "Saved by the bell" is an awesome Bond pun. It's not that cringy and I can't think of anything else he could say.

@marksyuk4319 2 жыл бұрын

That rush hour 2 at 1:56 should be Tucker say 'thank you benjamin' to the money

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 2 ай бұрын

12:13 This clip is from National Treasure: Book of Secrets, not Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

@jarrettowens6073 2 жыл бұрын

0:36 That is one of the best right there!

@ymb3858 2 жыл бұрын

You broke into the wrong god damn rec room

@ajwilson605 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@bryankirk755 2 жыл бұрын

Number 56 shouldn’t be on this compilation, because the character who fell on the luggage survived, virtually unharmed. In the next scene he shakes his fist in the air, yelling in German, as the zeppelin floats away.

@WarriorPleb 2 жыл бұрын

3:05 the best line didn't even make it into the movie 🤣

@andrewmcnamara6305 Жыл бұрын

According to TV Tropes this list will fall into the category of "Bond One-liner"

@davemeads859 2 жыл бұрын

Running man is still probably my all time favourite movie

@jamesanthonygreen8233 2 жыл бұрын

That was a great video compilation. I was greatly looking forward to number 50. I also liked the post-mortem line "I didn't tell you, but your retirement had already been arranged."

@chriswhooley9007 6 ай бұрын

Technically, #56 wasn't a kill, but it was a great line!

@rycs16 Жыл бұрын

chris tucker really does it best at 1:55

@blackegret666 2 жыл бұрын

12:06 Perfect transition

@andrewmcnamara6305 Ай бұрын

According to TV Tropes this list would be an example of a "Bond One-Liner."

@arthurgodwin6571 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, Wolverine kicked that man in the nuts so hard he killed him.

@DrJohnAZoidberg 2 жыл бұрын

16:37 He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

@Twilight17Petkoton Жыл бұрын

Here is the right word it 3:06 on the bloopers in Hour Rush 2.

@neilkurzman4907 7 ай бұрын

You left out Schwarzenegger’s one liners from commando. -Don’t disturb my friend is dead tired -I lied -Let off some steam Beckett

@off-roadoutlaw6751 2 жыл бұрын

2:28 best movie ever!

@SGTxHELLCAT 2 жыл бұрын

That no ticket part he is alive after being thrown off the Zeppelin

@REEkid124bloopers 2 жыл бұрын

Seriously you didn't include "when you have to shoot, shoot don't talk".

@colleenross8752 Жыл бұрын

The Independence Day one wasn't a kill, he just knocked the alien out

@spectrumscribble1498 Жыл бұрын

Might as well have been a kill with that powerful punch. If an alien like that were actually as frail as us, it wouldn't stand a chance. Thank God for CGI and stunt actors.

@jimmydean8403 2 жыл бұрын

I went for the head hood ended

@noahlarson1861 2 жыл бұрын

Rush hour 2 and independence day....#1&2. 😂😂😂

@jamesnewell7746 3 ай бұрын

12:07 Transition was clean

@justinharvie8126 Жыл бұрын

1:17 - Welcome to URF

@eastbro 2 жыл бұрын

Your general friend is barbecuing his ass on Hollywood Boulevard.

@joshuapoole910 2 жыл бұрын

"Anyone else" Thor

@whatssofunny4103 2 жыл бұрын

What Have I done was a good quote for revenge of the sith, although I was actually expecting “so uncivilized”

@matthewfarrell6147 Жыл бұрын

Loved that X-Men one with Hugh Jackman he kept cutting the guys arms off and he kept growing them back so he kicked him in the nuts then said grow those back classic 🤣

@jacksoncorvus Жыл бұрын

12:07 isn't from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It's from National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets.

@nancydemoss2945 Жыл бұрын

4:50. YOUG GUNS. (GUESS I MISSED THAT ONE)

@tdogg46142 Жыл бұрын

18 and 92 are same kill, just blooper vs actual scene.

@Thundarr100 2 жыл бұрын

I think you're a little confused on the definition of "one liner". One liners are supposed to be funny. A lot of these are just lines spoken after a kill. Deadpool saying "I'm touching myself tonight" after a triple headshot is a one liner. Anakin Skywalker crying "What have I done?" after killing Mace Windu, however, is not.

@marvinjsentertainmentprodu2484 2 жыл бұрын

Well apparently my views and likes say otherwise Some are funny, cringeworthy and like OMG wow

@Thundarr100 2 жыл бұрын

@@marvinjsentertainmentprodu2484 I didn’t say that it was a bad video. Just that you padded your numbers with “one liners” that aren’t really one liners.

@herooflight7931 Жыл бұрын

@@marvinjsentertainmentprodu2484 where is part one

@destroyallfurries 11 ай бұрын

Deadpool is trash and the dialogue is trash

@arielg7000 2 жыл бұрын

bad ass man

@Curtisstollery Жыл бұрын

1:33 The running man was 1987 not 1997

@tyleracey3141 2 жыл бұрын

You must’ve mistyped there. Running Man was 1987

@arielg7000 Жыл бұрын

so bad ass man

@apr8189 2 жыл бұрын

"The Running Man" was 1987

@StoffelDilligas 7 ай бұрын

Yeah "Big Willy" didn't kill the alien, he just knocked it out

@davemeads859 2 жыл бұрын

You're welcome Canada 🤣🤣

@uk922 2 жыл бұрын

I really missed : ....... your shooting iron work... !?............ it appears to do, yes ! 🤣 ( Buster Scruggs )

@kevinkorenke3569 2 жыл бұрын

In so many of these recent movies the one-liner falls flat because the action just feels cheap.

@thisusernamenowtaken Жыл бұрын

Uh... Where is "Part 1" 🤔? Can't find it on *the channel* page 😮! An extra 👍 for writing "the" in lowercase, as _all conjunctions, articles, and short prepositions_ (OPTIONAL: of three letters or less) in titles should be 👌🙂.

@amandawilliams8771 2 жыл бұрын

1:32 BOI THAT CAME OUT IN '87-

@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын

15:00 *“I Shot Marwin in A Face.”*

@arielg7000 7 ай бұрын

so fuuny man

@1992balto 2 ай бұрын

1:12 Hes not dead just in pain 1:18 Not dead yet just knocked out

@huskiegaming4957 9 ай бұрын

gotta love Ryan Reynolds

@ricardoabreu4997 2 жыл бұрын

Some scennes were not after dead people, Indiana Jones 3 for instance

@10Peter25 3 ай бұрын

No. 89 is actually from Return of the King, not Fellowship of the Ring.

@cyb0rgtitan278 2 жыл бұрын

that still only counts as one is from RETURN OF THE KING NOT FROM THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THEY DID NOT FIGHT GIANT ELEPHANTS IN THE 1ST LORD OF THE RINGS FILM GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT

@bullsonparade3 9 ай бұрын

A couple of these people didn’t actually die, but otherwise great video

@1992balto 11 ай бұрын

1:12 1:18 My favorite

@brs2379 11 ай бұрын

Running Man was 1987 not 1997

@nrkgalt 2 жыл бұрын

For a few of these the character survived, so they shouldn’t be on this list.

@jeanmcleod940 2 жыл бұрын

15:55. Wrong movie. But still nice

@arielg7000 Жыл бұрын

fuuny

@roastwich6473 Жыл бұрын

3:19 VIN DIESEL DELIVERED A ONE LINER NAHHH 💀💀💀💀 FAMILY MAN GOT GOOFY 💀💀💀💀

@ericdevries3974 5 ай бұрын

Richie Rich (1995) Cadbury(after killing the inmate sent to kill him): Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth.

@Origen17 2 жыл бұрын

How many movies can you misspell in one video?

@midnytemassacre 2 жыл бұрын

Answer: "Yes."

@themercenary4682 2 жыл бұрын

' Kills '

@Demonofdeathvally25 9 ай бұрын

Did you really just put John Wilkes Booth with famous one liners

@Raketenmaulwurf 7 ай бұрын

If we count drones as kills I would definately go for Mr. Worf from Star Trek Insurrection! *smashes drone with a rifle when out of ammo* "Definately feeling agressive tendencies Sir!!"

@mysterymayhem7020 7 ай бұрын

then you can't forget first contact when he shoots the deflector and the borg and says "assimilate this"

@dandynoble19 3 ай бұрын

@@mysterymayhem7020 That counts as a "line before the kill".

@RadJordy 2 жыл бұрын

16:44 I guess in this case, the cab caught him.

@Escalade714 7 ай бұрын

where is part 1?

@RoonMian 2 жыл бұрын

There was a Jonah Hex movie? I know what I'm doing tonight... >_>

@Cmcoluch 6 ай бұрын

🎉the alien will punched out was only knocked unconscious

@benhamilton1156 2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember Abe Lincoln's assassination in A.L.: VAMPIRE HUNTER. Was this from the Daniel Day Lewis' LINCOLN?

@Gmoney4583 2 жыл бұрын

no i think its National Treasure 2

@foreverhollywood2378 2 жыл бұрын

I love you

@herooflight7931 Жыл бұрын

where is part one

@my3jeeps 2 жыл бұрын

Where surly Joe the gambler

@nancydemoss2945 Жыл бұрын

Marvin in RED. Old man my ass.

@cindydott452 10 ай бұрын

"He looks good!"

@Ethan-pe3hm Жыл бұрын

15:59 you got the title wrong It’s the Return of the king

@khalilnery Жыл бұрын

Khalil the kill part 2

@robertmaxwell6065 Жыл бұрын

Bloopers don't count

@SCP_Wandsman13_13 4 ай бұрын

We don’t acknowledge the Peter Johnson movies

@thehaunteddarkknight8309 8 ай бұрын

4:06 backseat driver my favorite bond one liner😂

@BoneBolt 2 жыл бұрын

Number 6 isn’t actually a kill

@BoneBolt 2 жыл бұрын

Same as 10

@BoneBolt 2 жыл бұрын

And 29

@jamiethal1319 7 ай бұрын

Lots of spelling mistakes with the titles.

@rhyno_2014 2 жыл бұрын

The Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter clip isn't in the movie. The clip that was played for it is in fact from National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. So please get your movies in order correctly instead of getting them wrong or mixed up.