101 Rodney Dangerfield 1 liners

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4 жыл бұрын

A compilation of over a hundred Rodney Dangerfield one liners.
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@harrisonwintergreen1147 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney's secret: the necktie is a joke dispenser

@zer0deaths862 3 жыл бұрын

Naw man, just tightening the noose more.

@brianbechtel3 3 жыл бұрын

When you aren't funny you have to try something for laughs...

@mistermusturd6402 3 жыл бұрын

He was physical, psychologically, and sexually abused as a very young child. That is what dispensed the humor.

@ThrifterGuy 2 жыл бұрын

Touching the necktie is some kind of disorder. OCD or something. It's essentially fidgeting.

@Jimbo_Fett Жыл бұрын

@@ThrifterGuy yeah, it’s called a habit 👍🏻

@109acepilot 4 жыл бұрын

“One time a girl called me up on the phone and said, Come on over there’s nobody home.....so I went over and there was nobody home!”

@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645 4 жыл бұрын

@@navyservant52njo92 To memorize the best

@elPufferino 4 жыл бұрын

It's in the song trippy by anderson.paak great song 👍🏽👍🏽

@alephmorricone7207 4 жыл бұрын

i just realized that not even the girl was home

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

@@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645 Great comment, and a great comeback.👏👏💕These fools don't know how to keep their trap shut. Unbelievable!!! But you knocked him/her out with your words. Thanks.🙌. I'm going to call you *ROCKY* Like Sylvester Stallone.💕

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

In the Movie Rocky Balboa👏

@MrBeckenhimself 4 жыл бұрын

This man was hilarious. I'm dying over here. Whenever I feel low I just watch me some Rodney Dangerfield.

@joeschmo7317 4 жыл бұрын

Well said...

@edwardm5515 4 жыл бұрын

Facts Bro. Nobody even close to this guy in the game.

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardm5515 🦋He was the best.🦋Although, I think that it took him almost 50 years to become a comedian, and he truly was the best.🦋 I'm going to see if it took him that long. I know It, because, I have already seen his Story, in a documentary. I just want to see that Biography of him again, just to be sure.👋

@reedtheinfinite 3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenncoppola3453 back to back hilariousness

@elkabong6429 3 жыл бұрын

Good for what ails ya!

@kh7688 3 жыл бұрын

You know you're a legend, when your so called doctor is more famous than most comedians.

@swillm3ister 3 жыл бұрын

You mean Dr. Vinny Boombaatz haha you know him.. everyone knows him...

@kh7688 3 жыл бұрын

@@swillm3ister 💯

@mattgerrish908 2 жыл бұрын

"Yesterday I accidentally dropped a bottle of Viagra pills in my toilet now the lid won't stay down." LOL

@maryroering6010 2 жыл бұрын

17yrs ago today we lost this genius 🌹RIP Rodney🌹 Love and miss you!!!!!

@davidmoore2325 Жыл бұрын

Hello dear,how are you doing?

@piddlesmcgee 4 жыл бұрын

That tie knot adjustment should be trademarked. Legend.

@benjaminarredondo8259 2 жыл бұрын

It is.lol

@Bluecloudprod 3 жыл бұрын

"I was so ugly my mother breast fed me through a straw." - Mr. Dangerfield

@katfishkobain8809 2 жыл бұрын

That really is comic genius

@edwardm5515 4 жыл бұрын

There is no one like this guy in comedy. I can only pray to god for a sequel like him.

@RowdyAbilene 4 жыл бұрын

Ed Gambino Mitch Hedberg probably was the one closest to him but... :/

@hoagielamp6543 3 жыл бұрын

@vidaa82 He's a Dangerfield copy except he forgot that his shtick is 40 years old. Fucking terrible

@davidpinette9656 2 жыл бұрын

Norm Mcdonald Channels a bit of Rodney. Not always but he kinda used his delivery

@jamatth52 4 жыл бұрын

My dad asked me how old I was, i told him i was 7, he said when i was your age i was 8

@evalynnetorres7802 3 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@getontheark8448 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@DennisRay99 3 жыл бұрын

@@getontheark8448 😂😂😂

@differentflavamedia836 3 жыл бұрын

Yo this a funny ass joke 😂😂😂😂

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏🌹

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much...To the person...that liked my comment. 🌹This rose is for you...and an extra rose.🌹

@alcd6333 4 жыл бұрын

The late great Rodney Dangerfield.

@boylibrary3533 4 жыл бұрын

If you asked me one person I’d have dinner with alive or dead it’d be him

@curlyg9925 3 жыл бұрын

“My wife can’t cook at all. The backyard, the flies chipped in to help fix the screen door.”

@kaljic1 7 күн бұрын

The REAL King of the One-Liners.

@AgentZero88 3 жыл бұрын

"My wife, she's a strict vegetarian. In fact, when I met her she was grazing on the lawn." Dammmmmmmmn

@luftikuss271 4 жыл бұрын

How can Toast have bones? I am dead

@keyboarddancers7751 2 жыл бұрын

I beat you to the mortuary!

@durango8882 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Eltzx 3 жыл бұрын

any joey diaz fans will recognise this as his inspiration as his delivery is very similar to that of Dangerfields as thats who he recalls looking up to at a younger age

@MrMotor11 3 жыл бұрын

When i was 10 i bought his vinyl record. "NO RESPECT " i thought it hilarious then. I'm almost 50. And laughing even harder. Thank you Rodney. You made life worth hearing, especially in bad days

@justice4all948 4 жыл бұрын

number of dislikes= number of people with no sense of humor This is top class comedy

@TomTheCat. 3 жыл бұрын

Those are the people who listen to that amy bitch

@tilesetter1953 Жыл бұрын

Where the hell are the dislikes??? I see 5.5k thumbs up!

@peterrichards931 10 ай бұрын

No better done...I watch this guy every day...

@JazzyJeffRealTalk 4 жыл бұрын

“I GET NO RESPECT!” 🤣🤣 RIP, he was a legend

@jacobcox4276 4 жыл бұрын

The only thing I didn't like about Rodney Dangerfield was that he was a liar always saying he didn't get any respect.

@rockk9753 3 жыл бұрын

It was just part of the act

@jacobcox4276 3 жыл бұрын

@@rockk9753 I was joking.

@rockk9753 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobcox4276 keep your day job and leave the jokes to the comedians lol

@africaRBG 3 жыл бұрын

@@rockk9753 whoooosh

@rockk9753 3 жыл бұрын

@@africaRBGstupid reply, stupid person

@harrisonwintergreen1147 3 жыл бұрын

101 jokes in 16 minutes ... the man wasted no time

@BendemShark Жыл бұрын

The restaurant was so posh, the foxes were on a three month waiting list for the bins.

@RobJazzful 4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Vinnie Boombots!

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

@Rob Johnson. 🦋That name just cracks me up 😂every single time, I hear him talk about his Doctor. But I feel so sad because his mother never gave him a kiss or a hug...🦋I'm sorry, but there should be a law against mothers or fathers that if they are going to bring children Into this world, only to abuse them, they should take them immediately to the hospital, to have them sterilized In order for them, not to have children anymore.🦋No wonder he talks about his mother, In such a negative way. 🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏 ❤️

@CMissShelleyMichelle 3 жыл бұрын

Boombatz*

@shirleybrassard8662 3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenncoppola3453 They are JOKES!!?

@RonBurgundy412 3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenncoppola3453 do you understand that comedians make JOKES? I think you need to go watch something else if you think he was being serious

@boerandemo7766 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabyward5855 share material about his growing years. Please

@andrewjackdaw2511 4 жыл бұрын

So many amazing jokes! Feel overdosed :) He is one of my personal favourite!

@Flyingferrets5 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the days when talk show hosts kept a box of cigarettes on the desk in front of them...

@alo8892 2 жыл бұрын

In those days not only could you smoke in Banks,Restaurants and Hotels,but even Hospitals

@DannyDunesweater 4 жыл бұрын

You’re a saint for doing this

@madboxtv3442 4 жыл бұрын

Lol thank u

@banksta3 2 жыл бұрын

"My old man was a big drunk. I tell ya. He saw a sign that said Drink Canada Dry, so he went up there".

@mylovesongs2429 3 жыл бұрын

"i know my wife cheats on me. every time i come home, the parrot says 'Quick! Out the window!'"

@littlebbjesus 3 жыл бұрын

Still holds up.

@jimmyolsen5897 3 жыл бұрын

Greatest comedian in history bar none

@antlar1250 3 жыл бұрын

" Nowadays I have sex like I have my steaks, very, very rare."

@kjtheproof5328 3 жыл бұрын

Anytime you want gut wrenching laughter, watch Rodney Dangerfield...🔥🔥🔥🔥 every time and he said there was butter on it 😂😂😂😂 great ending!!

@k1ngsmok378 4 жыл бұрын

How is this dude so funny 😂

@Longshore79 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant joke machine gun

@al6347 3 жыл бұрын

The Great Rodney Dangerfield...

@finneyp Жыл бұрын

"I didn't know toast could have bones" . Absolute gold.

@lazerlazer 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for a GREAT video. It must have been a tremendous amount of time to get this all together. Again great job.

@madboxtv3442 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@lazerlazer 3 жыл бұрын

@@madboxtv3442 Oh c’mon. A job well done deserves recognition 🤗

@johngallagher72 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I found this page ...last week was rough I tell ya . I was in rough shape last week.

@109acepilot 4 жыл бұрын

Classic Rodney. RIP buddy!

@jakre10 4 жыл бұрын

Will we ever have comedian like this again. I don't think so. No one can be as good

@edwardm5515 4 жыл бұрын

jakre10 I can only hope but this lazy generation I feel not. I pray everyday 🙏🏻

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

@jakre10. 🦋You are so right. Comedians today curse soooo much. Rodney Dangerfield never cursed, what a legend Rodney Dangerfield was, all pure talent, and a genius to boot.🦋He didn't have to curse to be funny.🦋

@cortezlucious95 3 жыл бұрын

@@edwardm5515 Oooh this generation is lazy isn't it? This generation is so lazy and cookie cutter nothing's gonna be any different in the future. Our societal and interpersonal timeline is so repetitive that when we have kids the generation gap's not gonna know whether to get even wider, stay the same or commit suicide.

@AmrothPalantir 4 жыл бұрын

in 1000, if the language is the same, he will still kill you with his "OG jokes" 🤣🤣🤣 RIP one of the greatest to ever do it!

@elkabong6429 3 жыл бұрын

“My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me a bit!”

@garyhardin6555 4 жыл бұрын

3:45 "Bend over and say cheese" lol

@sudhirsingh-sx8lo 4 жыл бұрын

i think we all know his doctor now

@apocyldoomer 3 жыл бұрын

I had a temper flare up over a saws all, for real, I was very angry, so, I looked up Rodney, watched his hilarious one liners, got me over the anger, works every time, RIP Rodney, you always get me in a better mood, no matter how sour it gets, thanks Rodney, you were the greatest!! A true legend!!

@JohnMcLoughlin06 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who noticed when he said “The doctor told me to run 5 miles for two weeks” And then he said “I’m 70 miles from my house” That’s actually mathematically accurate! 5 miles per day for 14 days is 70 miles! What a legend, bro, an absolute legend

@sofakingonmynuts1438 2 жыл бұрын

Wow its like 5+5 is like 10 or something?

@JohnMcLoughlin06 2 жыл бұрын

@@sofakingonmynuts1438 ;-; it’s impressive because he said it fast almost as if it was scripted

@jonathandevereaux298 Жыл бұрын

There was a time doing simple math wasn't impressive

@JohnMcLoughlin06 Жыл бұрын

@@jonathandevereaux298 why can’t y’all just appreciate it for what it is, the math itself is not impressive but the integration into a comedy bit is cool

@MrSefiroh Жыл бұрын

@@JohnMcLoughlin06 your comment obviously went over the dummies heads. It shows he puts thoughts into his jokes to make them not only funny, but accurate and just doesn't say things that sound funny.

@CMissShelleyMichelle 3 жыл бұрын

Old is gold.

@ronchu4453 2 жыл бұрын

one of the top (standup) 10 comedians of all time...my opinion. You will never see another one like Rodney.

@thebigcheese5114 3 жыл бұрын

The doctor jokes get me every time 😂😂

@tommicahairston7082 3 жыл бұрын

This was one of the funniest men alive he made you laugh like hell with out cursing

@mylovesongs2429 3 жыл бұрын

ohhh i his later years, he would cuss up a storm!!!

@tommicahairston7082 3 жыл бұрын

@@mylovesongs2429 I didn’t never hear a lot of cursing from him though

@laurenncoppola3453 4 жыл бұрын

🦋Thank you, MadBox TV for posting this.🦋

@eshim3961 4 жыл бұрын

The man is a comic genius.

@indivisionbear4355 4 жыл бұрын

“Had a little party without the cake the kid blew out all the candles”

@mattgerrish908 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot one of the funniest ones. "Doctor said, 'I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample,' so I left my underwear and I went home."

@trrrythomas1834 2 жыл бұрын

To Matt Gerrish, You msy or may not have heard this one as it is coming off the same Doctor bit........ "" I tell ya , my health is so so these days and i know what one of the problems is , its me cuz i drink too much , are you kiddin why last week i was at my Doctors office gettn a physical and he asked me for a urine sample , i handed it to him and i noticed there was an Olive in it ! "" OR ....... He does the whole Vinny boom Baatz thing and then says ":" Oh yeah my Doctor , oh he really knows what he's doin . Nah he's all mixed up , last time i was in his office he was checkin me out and he grabbed my knee and told me to cough , then he hit me in the balls with a hammer ! The one and only Rodney ! They dont make em like that a0nymore !!!!!!!

@mattgerrish908 2 жыл бұрын

@@trrrythomas1834 I've heard those, have you heard the one he said about the ugly girl? "I met a girl who was so ugly they use her in prison to cure sex offenders!"

@banksta3 2 жыл бұрын

"One day my wife met me at the door wearing a negligee. Only problem is, she was coming home".

@FuryMaNiiAcZz 3 жыл бұрын

In a room full of presidents, this guy was in charge

@silentlamb7043 4 жыл бұрын

Just don't make em like him no more... Rip my guy, god show him some love 🙌

@kingwillie206 3 жыл бұрын

Heaven is cracking up right now.

@elkabong6429 3 жыл бұрын

I liked when the trombone player was cracking up towards the end! R.I.P. Rodney!

@davidc9256 2 жыл бұрын

"How do you Lay down a steak and forget the plate" 😂

@brooklynn52dee38 3 жыл бұрын

Great job with your compilation!!!

@lillbunnyhop 3 жыл бұрын

So pure

@robertsimpkins6571 2 жыл бұрын

A true classic ,makes you kac and laugh so hard ,I love how he keeps his composure

@lucifermeowstar4604 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest comedian of all time! Im fucking dying over here! 😂😂😂

@richardalex4516 Жыл бұрын

9:21 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant delivery hahaha

@sudhirsingh-sx8lo 4 жыл бұрын

when you listen to these legends and their original oneliners you think that most comedians today are copy cats

@davidmoore2325 Жыл бұрын

Hello dear,how are you doing?

@michaelbenn4912 3 жыл бұрын

The King Of The One Liners👑

@nunyabidnis5407 3 жыл бұрын

When I go to the beach, people keep trying to roll me back into the water.

@baxattax6653 4 жыл бұрын

Comic. Genius.

@jasonwolfe9892 2 жыл бұрын

What a legend.

@dougstyles5091 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@chaos4459 3 жыл бұрын

I miss this guy,I wish that he could've put out more co.edy.Not saying he didn't put out enough I just wish there was more to watch he was definitely one ov kind.

@Jimmy20492049 2 жыл бұрын

Facts. He didn't

@jamatth52 4 жыл бұрын

My dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't so he nailed down my foot!

@tilesetter1953 Жыл бұрын

My OTHER foot!

@billkenney2855 7 күн бұрын

“My dad was a bad drinker…he saw a sign that said drink Canada Dry, and he went up there.”😂😭

@echad6259 3 жыл бұрын

This guys name barely comes up when people mention the best but he is definitely on my list...maybe they know something I dont.

@HughMorristheJoker 3 жыл бұрын

One of the most influential comics of the 20th century.

@icefireicefire105 3 жыл бұрын

LEGEND AT WORK

@dahlski 4 жыл бұрын

Such a legend!

@kylethedalek 4 жыл бұрын

Loved this! Think you could manage a part 2?

@jeffrufo561 3 жыл бұрын

The old master himself!

@nathankennedy4263 4 жыл бұрын

0:14 ok I had to come scroll the comment section to see if I’m not the only one tripping out after seeing that!!

@tonymu2976 2 жыл бұрын

So great!!

@senatorbencarson33 4 жыл бұрын

I got a very strange doctor you see, he told me “open your mouth and say Oink!”

@jamespfitz 3 жыл бұрын

No, the set up is "I know I'm getting fat, by my doctor, he gives me no respect. He told me "Open your mouth and say oink."

@HankLazerFromTV 3 жыл бұрын

the tip o neill cut at 8:20 is amazing

@jimmyolsen5897 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs Rodney

@Eric31477 3 жыл бұрын

7:48 --- What a crowd, what a crowd....

@melgeezy3325 2 жыл бұрын

This may sound tacky but I've always wanted to see Rodney Dangerfield in a modern day freestyle with his zippy one liners. Omg this guy would kill!

@Fultonfalcons86 2 жыл бұрын

LOL I can watch these videos all day.............

@akidnamedjeffery9571 4 жыл бұрын

Like rapid fire

@quiksix25 2 жыл бұрын

He finds a million ways to say the same exact thing, what a mind

@powpow9560 2 жыл бұрын

"how can toast have bones?"

@SlayerSantiago 2 жыл бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield is a national treasure. It's a shame we never got a sequel to Rover Dangerfield!

@Adriiiiiiii1 3 жыл бұрын

Good Grief... It’s funny but relatable.

@wudangmtn Жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@MarionetteKazuko 3 жыл бұрын

His necktie belongs in Warehouse 13. A person who wears it can literally kill people with jokes.

@mattgerrish908 2 жыл бұрын

For the poor jokes you forgot one of the funniest ones. "I tell you my family was really poor, if I wasn't born a boy would have had nothing to play with!"