[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video)

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[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video)

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@lockpickinglawyer 4 жыл бұрын

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@gabrielgrey2253 4 жыл бұрын

Actual Factual Madman.

@OneIroNauT_1 4 жыл бұрын

This was Hilarious. I loved it. Great way to start the day.

@irispettson 4 жыл бұрын

The video about your wife's beaver is fantastic.

@lzmj84 4 жыл бұрын

What other video was it when your wife said “ this is why I don’t show my friends your videos” lol

@chadslivestreamingreviews7733 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@christopherridge3900 4 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside, this dude just broke into your house in less than a minute and you will never know.

@PerMejdal 4 жыл бұрын

You know because the key hole is clean.

@texon7631 4 жыл бұрын

1 minute no, 20 seconds, 5 lubricant 15 picking

@rocketsmall4547 4 жыл бұрын

who are you and how did u get in here? im a locksmith and im a locksmith

@jaminbenjensen 4 жыл бұрын

And he got into your girlfriend's backdoor

@alfarizqijustin9881 4 жыл бұрын

true

@raynebc 4 жыл бұрын

I drastically underestimated the amount of innuendo that would be present.

@xXRealXx 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I don't speak Latin

@jamesbizs 4 жыл бұрын

Or double entendres

@T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 жыл бұрын

You must have missed LPL's last two aprils' fools :D

@nivekakninblarg8076 4 жыл бұрын

I don't speak lockpicking.

@cloroxbleach2394 4 жыл бұрын

Try listening to it with your eyes closed

@adesented 2 жыл бұрын

the way that an innocent child would find no discrepancy with this video is remarkable, well done

@Creativestname Жыл бұрын

never let them know

@Delos_Shoe Жыл бұрын

They'll read the comments 💀

@tago3860 Жыл бұрын

when i first saw it i took it literally lmao

@Bjoviii Жыл бұрын

My dirty mind was turned off lol. I only caught on when he said "I need to put on some rubber for protection"

@raven06010 Жыл бұрын

@@Bjoviii me too and now i cant stop laughing, please send help i might have mere days before i die

@Maske4 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door

@CluelessMJ420 2 жыл бұрын

And once it goes off camera "Your turn sweetie"

@bemysugardaddy596 Жыл бұрын

Instantly recognized the eyes from your profile picture. Good times :)

@SirRorschachJack Жыл бұрын

i can picture this and its so hilarious lol

@skullmax3595 Жыл бұрын

@@bemysugardaddy596 can you explain what it is? Just curious

@bemysugardaddy596 Жыл бұрын

@@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.

@KiwiMan5S5 4 жыл бұрын

There’s is no way he did this with a straight face

@redakaminekloc5167 4 жыл бұрын

He didn't do it with a gay face either

@KiwiMan5S5 4 жыл бұрын

Also I’m not editing it to say thanks for liking it

@aurboda 4 жыл бұрын

@@KiwiMan5S5 like withdrawn for saying that

@KiwiMan5S5 4 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Rauf why

@greenspartanligado 4 жыл бұрын

@@KiwiMan5S5 you are a legend, i applaud you for not making an edit

@jackstgapa7168 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that he opened that door quicker with his tools than I can with the right key is frightening

@marklast865 4 жыл бұрын

fitting picture for that comment

@jackstgapa7168 4 жыл бұрын

Mark Last 6 years later this profile pic finally pays off

@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 4 жыл бұрын

@@jackstgapa7168 Better late than never lol

@geitekop507 4 жыл бұрын

@@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 better Nate than lever

@styxscorpion4541 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr he opened it in like 5 seconds that a bit scary to know it can be that fast

@tazmun 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what the cops would think about a burglar who cleaned his locks first!

@millanferende6723 2 жыл бұрын

You can make an identity out of it. "The lock clean burglar". Who robs your house but leaves locks in better condition than he found them.

@ineedpineapples Жыл бұрын

@@millanferende6723 well, aside from all of the stuff they stole 😂

@tryingtodogood Жыл бұрын

@@ineedpineapples will he also cleaned the house out of house

@theYoutubeHandle Жыл бұрын

obviously, the burgler had been watching lock picking lawyer.

@fakeriwnl Жыл бұрын

Gotta respect the work, I'd let him have that. He deserved it

@teminus1 2 жыл бұрын

I'm ready for the april fools video where he just takes an hour trying to unpick a master lock as the tools get more are more rediculous

@yamimarus3550 2 жыл бұрын

that would need a lot of takes just to not accidentally unlock it with said tools lol

@rowanedmunds7574 2 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with Lego toys, Twigs, Coat hangers, paperclips, bicycle wheels, toothbrush, fridge magnet, a can, a piece of paper/card, thermite, toothpick, hammer, wrench, his bare hands, an assault rifle, explosives, a battery, and some floss. (FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which) He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?" I think this video basically already exists

@rowanedmunds7574 Жыл бұрын

@@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.

@Ghauster Жыл бұрын

@@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.

@CiaranMaxwell Жыл бұрын

@@rowanedmunds7574 You missed the Christmas tree ornament.

@RealistikDash 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna wear a rubber for my own protection" That is gold, sir.

@sirgalahad1470 4 жыл бұрын

"Before entering her back door" ;-)

@SF-li9kh 4 жыл бұрын

This video was full of puns from the beginning to the end

@JackVermicelli 4 жыл бұрын

He said "some rubber," not "a rubber."

@vinvin9577 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget about the lube

@veteranghost4710 4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy I didn't understand this one untill now, not being english doesn't help in this videos

@TrippyDuels10 4 жыл бұрын

“Just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her boyfriend will”

@scrublord3376 4 жыл бұрын

The Watchmaker r/whooosh

@soociesoocie 4 жыл бұрын

@@scrublord3376 lol what

@Spherehead123 4 жыл бұрын

@@scrublord3376 Yikes

@Raulz 4 жыл бұрын

@@scrublord3376 Ouch my guy. Dio says - _Why are you like this?_

@Mr_Makina 4 жыл бұрын

@@scrublord3376 👊👊BASH👊👊 👊👊THE👊👊 👊👊REDDITOR👊👊

@vichuvishwa8141 2 жыл бұрын

"Here is a picture of her backdoor." Shows an actual door. We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

@eemesstee1686 2 жыл бұрын

wdym hes only talking about doors

@SangreFriasBack Жыл бұрын

Smeckledorfed

@heathb4319 Жыл бұрын

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

@zach11241 Жыл бұрын

We’ve been made the.... butt of the joke.

@GreaseBIizzard Жыл бұрын

We've been smeckledorfed!

@AlienSensei Жыл бұрын

You know what I appreciate way more than a good April's Fools joke? A series of well executed suggestive jokes.

@whateverthisis389 Жыл бұрын

The suggestive jokes *are* the April fools, and I love it

@GT-mn3bx 10 ай бұрын

I just saw this and everything is a sexual comment. Hilarious.

@unknownyoutuber466 4 жыл бұрын

When you want to be in inappropriate, but you don’t want to get demonitized.

@d3lm119 4 жыл бұрын

I am the 420 likes

@no-qm4ug 4 жыл бұрын

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@izopelex9703 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people noticed the second in

@chiefcheese82 4 жыл бұрын

Who are you again?

@thenewstanza9069 4 жыл бұрын

In in in inappropriate

@leochen4891 3 жыл бұрын

Being G and R rated at the same time.

@hoop6988 3 жыл бұрын

Preach

@mikeenglish1397 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god I can't unhear this now

@normalnate3447 3 жыл бұрын

Being undeRrated in a comment

@Lime_Sherbert 3 жыл бұрын

Mt. Lady 2.0

@bruzer8407 3 жыл бұрын

PG-17

@leojei Жыл бұрын

I don’t understand how LPL keep his straight face when saying “just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her bf will be able to as well.”

@redacted2766 Жыл бұрын

No, he kept a steady voice. He was probably grinniŋ ear to ear þe whole time. I know I would be

@tohopes 9 ай бұрын

@@redacted2766why do you write with Viking runes?

@redacted2766 9 ай бұрын

@@tohopes Why don't you?

@N8SANZ 2 жыл бұрын

Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣

@marcelltoth1996 Жыл бұрын

You forgot the best part: “but i’m actually glad to find it this way”

@water2954 4 жыл бұрын

plot twist he was actually just breaking into someone’s house

@penguinsquire2085 4 жыл бұрын

Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.

@manuelcruz7454 4 жыл бұрын

Jaja what the hell 😂

@Voldrim359 4 жыл бұрын

Finally he did it, hahahaha, so many videos of lockpicking and then he does it

@water2954 4 жыл бұрын

Sergio Gabriel Stricker hahaha

@hammer313 4 жыл бұрын

@@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.

@aidana598 4 жыл бұрын

“I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way* .

@Seventhsu 4 жыл бұрын

Grenaidan Heheh 69th likes

@aidana598 4 жыл бұрын

Ali A. Nice

@michaelsinger5851 4 жыл бұрын

Grenaidan it’s a two wipe job

@ixcapncrunchxi492 4 жыл бұрын

👀

@aidana598 4 жыл бұрын

michael singer I wonder if the next is gonna be a three wipe job

@garycook5125 2 жыл бұрын

This one made my chest hurt. I was oblivious until you put the gloves on. I watched a second time with my wife. She was just shaking her head while I thought I was dying, from laughing so hard. You're a good person for loosening her backdoor up (for her boyfriend), while he's at work.

@popswithpops8994 2 жыл бұрын

As funny as it was, it’s good to see you’re still in good spirits admitting that the current boyfriends “key” is bigger than yours..!! 😂

@Brandelwyn 2 жыл бұрын

Its not the size of the wand that matters but the magic it makes

@oliviersavard8676 2 жыл бұрын

well he did talk about his tiny coq

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Жыл бұрын

What good is a bigger key if you can’t even unlock her doors

@heathb4319 Жыл бұрын

Check out his Tiny Coq april fools joke from 5 years ago.

@ravensquote7206 9 ай бұрын

It's not the size of the pick, it's how you wiggle it around.

@echo.316 4 жыл бұрын

“Just because I got in her back door doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well” *oof size: large*

@breadofbreads 4 жыл бұрын

Echo pp size smol

@klj2382 4 жыл бұрын

Usually have to be a pretty smooth talker to get in the back door. Maybe the new boyfriend isn’t quite up to the task.

@NihalBorkar45 4 жыл бұрын

I missed this pun. Thanks.

@tot1174 4 жыл бұрын

Cha cha real smooth

@TheKraiyick 4 жыл бұрын

I thought that immediately when he said it too LMAO

@drz400smguypessel9 4 жыл бұрын

My wife’s listening at the table and she had to get up and come see what I was watching 😂😂😂

@BrowncoatInABox 4 жыл бұрын

I hope she was disappointed that it was just a lock picking video

@bilalsuslu2217 4 жыл бұрын

@@BrowncoatInABox lmao

@koolkidwithathsma8705 4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@koolkidwithathsma8705 4 жыл бұрын

@Eric VandenAvond your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer

@Soulixer 4 жыл бұрын

Simp means “a silly or foolish person” according to google.

@janedagger Жыл бұрын

I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir

@The_Mythical_Potato Жыл бұрын

He knew what he was saying, every sentence, every word. The fact that he managed to do this all in one take without laughing is pretty impressive 😆

@idrinkglu8683 4 жыл бұрын

The way he is talking makes you think he doesn't even realize what he is saying

@reii_uxu_ 4 жыл бұрын

makes you want to go to orange tube

@silentstorm731 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize either until the comments

@roryvonbrutt7302 4 жыл бұрын

REii .... RED TUBE

@satoshiogstronghandnakamot8879 4 жыл бұрын

Dude knows EXACTLY how professional his voice sounds and is using it to be funny as fuck

@grahamkoeberl9651 4 жыл бұрын

“While her boyfriend is at work, she invited me to come over and help losen things up”

@wintermetal1513 4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@benjiwalker6848 4 жыл бұрын

Loosen things up in her back door to... He even had to use rubber for protection

@Niko-oc7kh 4 жыл бұрын

"It looks a lot looser than when we were dating"

@coalmine9666 4 жыл бұрын

"i need to use rubber for my own protection."

@benjibat4655 4 жыл бұрын

@@benjiwalker6848 hi Benji

@samcorbett8783 Жыл бұрын

Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house" Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!

@TheRealMycanthrope Жыл бұрын

I assumed "ex-girlfriend" was a cute way to say "wife" and he was just gonna pick the lock to his own house, but this was so much funnier

@basocheir 8 ай бұрын

so you are suggesting his wife has a boyfriend?

@acommenter 8 ай бұрын

Mrs LPL is more into destructive entry. The back door would have just been smashed.

@meowis526 6 ай бұрын

@@basocheiryeah her husband

@dfvdf2457 4 ай бұрын

Look the video again, maybe you will find other things fitting the story 😂

@cosmiccoruption5145 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine laying in bed and hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" from outside your house

@iamlittlepon9548 2 жыл бұрын

...no thank you

@Drago_Whooves 2 жыл бұрын

could be worse, you could be in your bed in the ISS and hear it coming from the airlock

@Drago_Whooves 2 жыл бұрын

@xTDx kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie

@shanecateriny4359 2 жыл бұрын

No worries. I’ll navy’s seal their ass

@funnymeme1847 2 жыл бұрын

@@shanecateriny4359 mhm sure thing buddy

@ralfsstuff 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the joke would be about breaking into his exgirlfriend's house. What I didn't expect was the amount of sexual innuendo...

@user-nf6ni6ue5b 4 жыл бұрын

What sexual innuendo?

@conformistbastard9842 4 жыл бұрын

You must have missed last years when he got into his wifes beaver

@michaelsinger5851 4 жыл бұрын

RalfsStuff it’s a two wipe job

@ivegotgzus 4 жыл бұрын

@@conformistbastard9842 Don't forget the year before that where he showed us how he works with his coq

@validkarma3550 4 жыл бұрын

Yah they way he said everything was sexual

@heathb4319 Жыл бұрын

As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all. The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out. :)

@Demonskunk Жыл бұрын

What a generous guy, loosening up that back door like that and asking for nothing in return. Even cleaned it up.

@nolansprojects2840 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock

@aygmcmoofin7765 4 жыл бұрын

Probably far fewer than we'd imagine

@firefly618 4 жыл бұрын

That's a professional we're talking about here.

@ChazCarnage 4 жыл бұрын

@@aygmcmoofin7765 or far more

@alexsomeing8192 4 жыл бұрын

He had whole year for this.

@Starkl3t 4 жыл бұрын

It’s how his mind always works

@jaesh1198 4 жыл бұрын

"Frankly it looks looser than it was back when we were dating." The amount of shade this man throws is off the charts.

@DryTEKGI 4 жыл бұрын

One day I will write this to my ex.. I just have to xD

@alexhu7939 4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha....

@anepicotter4595 4 жыл бұрын

Well why would it be looser?

@buttpounder2005 4 жыл бұрын

@@anepicotter4595 it gets used more

@naufalap 4 жыл бұрын

or her new boyfriend tools are bigger

@nukenet1 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.

@samlund4410 4 ай бұрын

Still the best April Fools video you've done

@MrTorchwoodify 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just impressed he's able to say all of this in the same tone as always, without cracking up.

@chrislawson1233 4 жыл бұрын

Benefits of being a lawyer, I imagine. Have to be able to convince smart people to believe your stupid, stupid clients.

@TrayJayRecords 4 жыл бұрын

he’s a nerd lol

@AgentFire0 4 жыл бұрын

@@TrayJayRecords u're a nerd

@theVoyage 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to know how many outtakes there were to get all this.

@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 4 жыл бұрын

He's able to say it because it isn't funny in the first place.

@sirpancreasjr3362 4 жыл бұрын

“Now you need to understand. Just because I got in her back door, doesn’t mean her new boyfriend can too.” I’m gonna have a stroke

@RachelShauna 4 жыл бұрын

so is her ex- boyfriend :/

@InferDevyaty 4 жыл бұрын

@@chironchangnoi bames nonds havin a stronk, call a bondulance

@jacquemaher1589 4 жыл бұрын

Im not gonna have a stroke....I cant reach it!!

@joshwoodphotography 4 жыл бұрын

You have a great sense of humor. More like this please. Lol

@chironchangnoi 4 жыл бұрын

@@InferDevyaty I don't bonderstand, explains pond.

@Jixxor 2 жыл бұрын

Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.

@supersophisticated9943 Жыл бұрын

I find it incredible that these steps work for picking locks, having bedroom pleasures, and kidnapping someone without leaving a trace.

@elderwolves 3 жыл бұрын

"It's looser than it was when we were dating." Good sir-- murder is highly illegal.

@Castorxd635 3 жыл бұрын

He surely knows. He's the LockPickingLAWYER, after all. And still went for it, which makes it more insane LMAO. 🤣🤣

@charalambostsiali994 3 жыл бұрын

i mean... who's gonna stop him? prison locks?

@ahmadbani1452 3 жыл бұрын

@@charalambostsiali994 lmao

@realperson9951 3 жыл бұрын

@@charalambostsiali994 in the scp containment chamber.

@jedidiahbaker2398 3 жыл бұрын

Murder is definitely a two wipe job.

@arkrose845 4 жыл бұрын

“This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we’re breaking into my ex girlfriends house and getting my ps4 back”

@arkrose845 4 жыл бұрын

oh shit this comment was before i watched the full video LMFAOO

@TrueFlameslinger 4 жыл бұрын

@@arkrose845 definitely gettin SOMETHING back!

@nytmare178 4 жыл бұрын

Ps4 is bad pc ftw

@brothersofthewolves 4 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@nytmare178 4 жыл бұрын

@@brothersofthewolves r/im14andthisiswoosh

@trillium.3.24 4 ай бұрын

Fabulous! Simply fabulous!

@bonk3696 2 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine how much he must be smiling while thinking of the script and also saying it

@suetchingkong1796 3 жыл бұрын

Jokes aside he opened the thing in three seconds we live in fear of this man

@Wertsir 3 жыл бұрын

LockPickingLawyer: Threat or Menace?

@eemeli7093 3 жыл бұрын

Next time someone gets doxxed this man is coming for you

@purplelemondoesstuff3044 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wertsir I want pictures of LockPickingLawyer!

@purplefood1 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wertsir This is such a good comment.

@moosewastaken3893 3 жыл бұрын

They could have called him for la casa de papel to unlock the doors and get the robbers

@DeadAtrocity 4 жыл бұрын

I was like "haha pretending to break into his ex girlfriend's house, funny April fools joke." Boy was I wrong

@christopherwiley5859 4 жыл бұрын

But you were also right.

@oneyear6505 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same but boyy was I wrong

@ftcgaming4651 4 жыл бұрын

I thought boy was I wrong and boy was I right...

@nicholasgeere5125 4 жыл бұрын

Anal sex joke

@I.M.N.L 4 жыл бұрын

DeadAtrocity same yooooo

@bahrss 4 ай бұрын

This video gets only better every year! Watched it in 2022, 2023. Greetings from 4/1/2024 now!

@kennedymcgovern5413 Жыл бұрын

Hehehehehe..."Just because I got in her back door, doesn't mean the new boyfriend will. So I need to spend some time loosening it up." Wow

@arthur822 4 жыл бұрын

Observe, as he puts a punchline in every single one of his sentences.

@SJohann 4 жыл бұрын

These are called innuendos.

@malkeus6487 4 жыл бұрын

@@SJohann I think this had more 'double entendre' than innuendo. He did use both, though.

@lemon9.9 4 жыл бұрын

That was the whole point of the video

@I_Cypher 4 жыл бұрын

Haravata Johann he didn’t go inherwendo, he went though her back door.

@sajidmahmood7116 4 жыл бұрын

@@I_Cypher that was a good one😂

@theisronhede 3 жыл бұрын

You Gotta love how he takes longer to clean the lock than actually breaking in

@aciddrive 2 жыл бұрын

i think that described my last experience with someone too!

@serendipityshopnyc 2 жыл бұрын

It's not just cleaning. Lube and preparation are very important for opening such things. :)

@DeepfriedBeans4492 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you finish quicker than you realize

@WalnutSpice Жыл бұрын

It do be like that though

@fireysmiley5378 Жыл бұрын

Hygiene is key 😉

@imikimi06 Жыл бұрын

2:40 LockPickingLawyer goes in trial for breaking and attempted robbery LockPickingLawyer: If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit.

@JoshHarrisPhotography Жыл бұрын

I want to share this with everyone I know, but you have to binge watch his other videos to truly appreciate it.

@doggowantssauce 4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: Someone uploads a really nasty video on p*hub, but talks professionally about lockpicking, no doublespeak

@peterlustig6588 4 жыл бұрын

John Smith you can find all online

@maciejmanna9246 4 жыл бұрын

"Lets see what the tool me and bosnianbill made can do in here. First one is loose, second one is binding,... I hear a silent click out of a third one..."

@fishingfan1500 4 жыл бұрын

Dude you don’t have to censor punhub 😂

@motorman1700 4 жыл бұрын

He's already got the lube! LOL

@N.Nocturne 4 жыл бұрын

@John Smith *rule 34 intensifies*

@MrTmb64 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect this to have that many sexual innuendos... Now I'm scared to see what "manipulating my tiny *Coq* " is all about

@tylerblubaugh5549 4 жыл бұрын

All his April 1st jokes are aqsome

@DerKatzeSonne 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I seriously didn't get a single hint until I went down to the comment section 😂🤦🏼‍♂️ should go to sleep now.

@javelinf61 4 жыл бұрын

You mean cock? As in the chicken?

@SmoothTurtle840 4 жыл бұрын

CT-9877 Yes, it’s the French word for Rooster.

@hkk3656 4 жыл бұрын

Same here!!!

@vanrex7682 Жыл бұрын

This made me just realize that it’s a serious risk to date someone who picks locks for a living 😂

@alexcaruso6085 4 жыл бұрын

Origin story: She left him for a MasterLock employee

@hblazer5464 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@kennethhicks2113 4 жыл бұрын

Replace the "L" with a "C"

@yeapthatsme2982 4 жыл бұрын

That would explain a lot XD

@TheSonicsean 4 жыл бұрын

Explains why it was so easy to get in her backdoor and yet her new guy couldn't

@floofywoofertime7035 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the girlfriend *is* the MasterLock.

@jetfire245 4 жыл бұрын

"while her boyfriends at work, she asked me if I could come over and loosen things up"

@sand2358 4 жыл бұрын

"I of course agreed, so long as I could get it on video and share it on this channel."

@theactualdarthvader 4 жыл бұрын

Gregory Boyle 😂😂

@jaydosau9018 4 жыл бұрын

I need to put on some rubber for my own protection LMAOOOO 2:36

@adamrodgers9175 4 жыл бұрын

Going through the back door. 😆 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

@adamrodgers9175 4 жыл бұрын

Gregory Boyle fuck. Didn't realize this was April 1 😆😆😆

@George-jy7op 2 жыл бұрын

BEST play by play commentary ever!!! 👌 I love that you keep the same tone of voice throughout.

@johnnypetro9314 9 ай бұрын

My innocence is gone. I'll never think of the LPL the same way.

@macholuke8118 4 жыл бұрын

We live in a world where a man who sits at home and picks locks all day is still a comedic genius, I am truly grateful.

@yasirelec 4 жыл бұрын

Although the comedy was mild, listening to him saying those things made it specially funny

@Brandon-cs8gw 4 жыл бұрын

@@yasirelec I was laughing through the whole video. In times like these. People need a little mild

@jeffwells641 4 жыл бұрын

@@yasirelec It's the deadpan delivery that really makes it hilarious.

@zackgeorgly5099 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.

@Necro_fury 3 жыл бұрын

I mean hes super clever to pick locks so well so hes probably got some wit with words too

@melliflousbufo 4 жыл бұрын

"my ex girlfriend's back door is much dirtier than when we were dating" - brilliant!

@tubanbodyslammer9125 4 жыл бұрын

"All he was doing was pushing, and she was worried he'd break something"

@5gonza541 4 жыл бұрын

tuban body slammer oml lmao

@alonsolopez6198 4 жыл бұрын

The whole video is a 2 meaning joke

@internetstealers2731 2 жыл бұрын

The fact he updated the description for the new April Fools video is commitment to his format that he didnt even need to do. Amazing

@sheepdog401 4 ай бұрын

This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever watched !!!

@zush2305 2 жыл бұрын

Missed the opportunity to say: " now I am going to come inside".

@VeeOasis 2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Saint_Wolf_ 2 жыл бұрын

I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."

@everybodyisanidiot4553 Жыл бұрын

Last frames should have been him going inside.

@Holtijaar Жыл бұрын

@@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.

@WebberAerialImaging Жыл бұрын

Because it was an ex-girlfriend's back door, you should not come inside without permission.

@AnyoneCanSee 3 жыл бұрын

I now see this guy's personality in a completely different light.

@Nomadic- 3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. And I love it, I think I’ll be a regular watcher now!

@jamesmihalcik1310 3 жыл бұрын

Its always the quite ones :) This guy is brilliant on so many levels! Always informative and diabolically precise.

@hiiambarney4489 3 жыл бұрын

How he is in private vs on videos

@Kimoto504 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's "normal" like 99.9% of everybody else in a given culture...

@turkey4957 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@craigw1911 2 жыл бұрын

I'm eagerly awaiting the 2022 edition of LPL's April 1 video!

@JohnSmithShields 2 жыл бұрын

Worth the wait.

@Platinscar 9 ай бұрын

Alternative title: how to enter your girlfriends back door properly

@jonathanpasch6604 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe your exgirlfriend lets her back door get that dirty. So gross.

@coopereidson8594 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Pasch for real. It was a TWO wipe job

@BrandonKirk0 4 жыл бұрын

Can tell who took care of that place back in the day

@safffff1000 4 жыл бұрын

He dated for a pretty faced but realize better to have a hard worker and left her.

@harrasika 4 жыл бұрын

Probably has many guys coming in

@vesimelooni2857 4 жыл бұрын

This is fake are you dumb???????

@dpearson80808 4 жыл бұрын

“In fact, her backdoor looked a little bit looser than before” that’s the moment everything changed for me

@WikterRor2807 4 жыл бұрын

This late?

@notksiolijadebt6558 4 жыл бұрын

@@WikterRor2807 you said that 4 hours ago he said that 6 days ago

@WikterRor2807 4 жыл бұрын

@@notksiolijadebt6558 this late in the video... As far as I'm aware videos don't change with time, do they?

@notksiolijadebt6558 4 жыл бұрын

@@WikterRor2807 but comments do and videos do to technically

@pivz3554 4 жыл бұрын

@@WikterRor2807 oh sorry I'll comment earlier for ya

@RoseAbrams 11 ай бұрын

I think the problem her new boyfriend was experiencing was due to skill but also equipment. Going in through any back door (or any opening for that matter) requires proper equipment - her new boyfriend probably believes that size and quality doesn't make any difference, but that's really just an excuse for lacking proper equipment. I'm glad LPL could come in to solve that. It's not just about size though, it's also about what you do with it - I can definitely tell that LPL is very experienced by going in her back door which is why he does it so easily and confidently, and there's really no replacement for skill and knowledge.

@WillFly4Food23 Жыл бұрын

Don't worry LPL I only last ten seconds on the backdoor as well.

@Lalondeist 3 жыл бұрын

No exaggeration, my asthmatic wife almost choked to death laughing.

@jz4163 3 жыл бұрын

I hope she's okay lmao

@dotnask0001 3 жыл бұрын

@@jz4163 Dont worry man he choked his way of having a wife a long time ago

@TheArchangel38401 3 жыл бұрын

I spent an hour wiping spewed beer off my screen? tell me about it..... LPL is the best....

@carbonrobin 3 жыл бұрын

Did you unlock her back door

@GloriousPM 3 жыл бұрын

I... don’t understand the joke could someone please explain it

@pcbroch 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, after getting in and thinking "this doesn't feel right", he realized it was her new boyfriend's place...

@plamentsalinski6844 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@SolidNitrox 4 жыл бұрын

You win....

@tlshortyshorty5810 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing joke, Terrible imagery

@davidsypnicki8085 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@LuizAlexPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean, someone calls you over to loosen a door but it turns out there are two doors. It's just part of the work, once you get some recognition people will continue to find new work for you and word of mouth will get you around as well.

@joshuathomas512 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah work in that backdoor, the boyfriend will appreciate it

@cheapneasy1 2 жыл бұрын

I'm dying lol. Hearing this script in the usual LPL narration killed me.

@youview1327 3 жыл бұрын

His tools might be small but he sure knows how to use them.

@stanislavzoldak2198 3 жыл бұрын

Haven't you heard, he has an 18 inch long Johnson.

@wifeoftheparty7107 3 жыл бұрын

@@stanislavzoldak2198 and that's all that really matters!

@nickwolfe6684 3 жыл бұрын

It's average for the time 🤣

@johnnyrocket6588 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@psilosiraptor4988 3 жыл бұрын

He's hung like a hammer I'm his brother

@kaelmerritt3979 4 жыл бұрын

"Just because I got In her back door does not mean that her boyfriend will"

@wikiwiki1093 3 жыл бұрын

1K likes and 0 replies?

@TechSupportDave 3 жыл бұрын

@@wikiwiki1093 yh

@fruduboggins4295 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta get in there and loosen it up first, but don't force your way in! 😂 this video was filled with little gems Lmao.

@RRJOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

@@fruduboggins4295 The jokes on this video are very true tho.

@sampathsris 3 жыл бұрын

@@fruduboggins4295 Little gems? More like little beads.

@jonfettsack6113 Жыл бұрын

i regularly come back to this

@bsvenss2 Жыл бұрын

Who doesn't? ;-)

@Tsarius11 Ай бұрын

I really enjoyed looking at your ex-girlfriend's back door in this video. Your expertise while working your way into her back door was clear.

@sp1d5r 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how quickly his wife said not to make this about her back door

@Andyroo2319 4 жыл бұрын

There's a reason she's his ex-wife now.

@Moncho_ 4 жыл бұрын

Cause her Beaver was already done before.

@brokenking5044 4 жыл бұрын

"Her boyfriend is having problems going into her backdoor, he says its too tight and keeps pushing, but shes afraid something might tear. When we were dating, i had no problem going into her backdoor" -LPLawyer 2020 From 0 to 1,000,000

@kingeryck1 4 жыл бұрын

@@Moncho_ as well as his coq.

@TeapotSnail 4 жыл бұрын

@@brokenking5044 You need to bring baby wipes when ever you do this thing

@GregHolland368 4 жыл бұрын

Im over here thinking hes going to make a joke about breaking into his ex's house like he's obsessed or something.... Nope

@eshvirg5453 4 жыл бұрын

holy shit same

@ian-hm6cx 4 жыл бұрын

it’s a joke ab anal

@GregHolland368 4 жыл бұрын

@@shinobicat1486 nope, I got it. Hard to miss

@matthbva 4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@JustDJEN97 4 жыл бұрын

Listen to whay he says. The whole thing is a joke

@brofenix 6 ай бұрын

LOL Shit >< Lockpicking Lawyer's wife must be confident and hilarious

@ThatGuacamolyGuy 9 ай бұрын

This went over my head ~3 years ago.

@dankemusico5878 4 жыл бұрын

“Frankly it looks looser than it was when we were dating”

@shuyotirah9132 4 жыл бұрын

I had no idea why i let out a big sigh on this sentence

@The301stt 4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@SisyphusJP 4 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@subd1vee380 4 жыл бұрын

@@shuyotirah9132 Trueee

@Tall_Pauly 4 жыл бұрын

LPL: "Today we are going to be getting into my ex girlfriend's back door" KZfaq Demonitizer: "You're treading on *THIN* ice buddy!"

@redneckgearheadgarage495 4 жыл бұрын

And he's penetrated some of the most secure equipment out there.

@naimakka1949 4 жыл бұрын

isn't it ironic how you spelled thin with letters bigger then usual

@relaxationmusicsanctuary3664 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@gking08 4 жыл бұрын

Trending on thin ice

@timmypena241 4 жыл бұрын

and he used to penetrate his ex, ba-Zing

@sharadindusaikia Жыл бұрын

Props to him for keeping his cool throughout the voiceover

@chromeb3367 Жыл бұрын

Oh man came back to rewatch this 3 year later the joke still hits

@lauchieohearn6509 4 жыл бұрын

“My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.” D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!

@Sir_Tiles 4 жыл бұрын

You got 1k likes btw

@underscoregavin7 4 жыл бұрын

And 2 replies

@canadiannobody2533 4 жыл бұрын

@@underscoregavin7 3 replies **

@gavin4846 4 жыл бұрын

@@underscoregavin7 same name

@Boomya137 4 жыл бұрын

Any part of this video can be taken out of context

@jacksonbeach3962 4 жыл бұрын

“I remember when we were dating, I used to go in her back door all the time...” Jesus...

@tonyharward4889 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

@ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep 4 жыл бұрын

donkey ass reviews and do's pretty sure he’s married I think he mentioned it in one of his videos hahaha

@Big_John_ 4 жыл бұрын

Yes Jesus was watching too and listening and probably laughing his ass off as well.

@RubyPiec 4 жыл бұрын

@@Big_John_ tea

@anthonyaer8303 4 жыл бұрын

dude the whole thing is a metaphor lmao this guy is ruthless

@MelodyTCG 3 ай бұрын

"this might be a two wipe job" is entering my daily vocabulary

@supersophisticated9943 Жыл бұрын

“This is the CuckoldingLawyer...”

@sinisterthoughts2896 4 жыл бұрын

How you could deliver this with a straight tone of voice I'll never know.

@RickJohnson 4 жыл бұрын

Overdub and many retakes?

@TMW_ShadowStarr 4 жыл бұрын

Because he's a lawyer. ;)

@alijah1539 4 жыл бұрын

I cried. I cried so much. He's a eefn legend God tier XD

@Kanycmka 4 жыл бұрын

aint he englishman?

@GeniusLad32 4 жыл бұрын

Many many many takes

@WavyFBaby 4 жыл бұрын

“Her new boyfriend is apparently having troubling getting in her back door. It’s really tight and she told him to stop trying because all he was doing was pushing really hard and she was afraid something would break. But she remembered that when we were dating, I used to go in through her back door all the time...” This is most hilarious thing I have ever heard on this channel. Remember folks, always lock your back door. Always lmao.

@rysea9855 4 жыл бұрын

Don't we all love some dirty jokes

@thiesenf 4 жыл бұрын

Biggus Buttus Pluggus Insertius alwaysius...

@captainobvious8544 4 жыл бұрын

Mixtli Escobedo I literally thought at first he was trying to make a joke and I started laughing when he said “I need to put on rubber for my own protection”🤣😂

@WavyFBaby 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Obvious yeah this whole video was hilarious lol.

@WavyFBaby 4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Menotti u gotta wipe the residue lol

@animesmartass732 6 ай бұрын

Honestly thought this was going to be a fake robbery video, ended up being even better...

@aettic Жыл бұрын

Kudos to you, sir.

@gainesmiller 4 жыл бұрын

children watching this: “this is boring” me: say back door again. please

@asdfjklasdfjkl6780 4 жыл бұрын

Lol 2nd comment after 5 months with 2.1k likes

@TheZaketsu 3 жыл бұрын

3rd 2.4k likes

@gainesmiller 3 жыл бұрын

Ulysses Martins 4th

@cleos_jericho 4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen something this dirty, yet family-friendly

@fishsmellbad1862 4 жыл бұрын

You haven't seen his past April fool's videos?

@felixcat9318 4 жыл бұрын

Since 1972 BBC Radio 4 have been running a comedy game show called 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'. The Chairman repeatedly comes out with double entendre's which have the studio audience and listening at home audience literally crying with laughter. What makes the whole thing even funnier is that the gag's are Very Strong, whilst the Chairman says them in apparent complete innocence! The long standing Chairman, Humphrey Llyttelton (the jazz band leader) was the absolute master at reading out the most filthiest of gag's with the most angelic innocence, and the audience's absolutely loved it. With the untimely demise of Chairman Humph, the comedian Jack Dee (a much loved regular team member) was invited to become Chairman, and the show's series continue on today. The BBC website has links to the 'Listen Again' service where these shows may (might?) be heard and they also release CD's. The funniest aspect of this is that the BBC (of all broadcasters) would launch such a 'close to the knuckle' comedy show chaired by a world famous jazz band leader and hosting team leaders and guests whom were the absolute cream of the British comedy scene! Suffice to say that if you enjoyed LPL excellent gag's (and whom could possibly not?) then you'll absolutely love 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.

@ZeroUm_ 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it looks like that backdoor wasn't cleaned for months. He had the foresight to bring everything needed for a good job. (Perhaps he had the same problems with his own backdoor)

@justinheads5751 4 жыл бұрын

hence the decline of family values. SMH

@felixcat9318 4 жыл бұрын

@@justinheads5751 Having the ability to discern good humour and to find it funny and laugh together as a family or individual has nothing whatsoever to do with your so called decline in family values! Whose family and whose values is it to which you so authoritively refer! Laughter brings people together, lowers tensions and makes one feel better. Which family wouldn't value that!