I thought the exact same :)

Qchronicles Mca Rift is a man of his word

I was expecting er made ads too, and am slightly disappointed there are none. No real ads is great, er ads would be awesome

Same

Same

Like IKEA?

*whispers* would you like to save 15% off in car insurance. They should whisper it.

I had mine interrupted with "DO YOU HAVE HEARING PROBLEMS?" I do now

@@saffron6870 omg lol 😂

I’ve gotten a few quiet ads

I would want to see this

that would have been cool

I thought so too. Great video idea though...

The ER Infomercial Channel

Uhh..I...I...what?

💀💀💀

i got jumpscared by a genshin ad 💀

I got jump by Grammarly💀💀💀💀

I got jump ride of kingdoms 💀💀💀

i got jumpscared by a toilet paper ad lmao

Emil Grimm Nah, the one worse thing is when you're halfway through a video about to fall asleep and then a blasting ad jolts you awake

I'm not getting ads lul

Pink Horizon To the best of my knowledge, devices like phones don’t have an Adblock that affects the KZfaq app itself, which I and I assume many others use the KZfaq app on a phone or a device similar to one.

The struggle is real with ads man

Emil Grimm Only rookies turn up the volume before the vid starts

BriAnna Ruikka: "but isnt this a tide ad?" Me: * has flashback of Super Bowl LII* 😨 and then 😭

BriAnna Ruikka No all Tide ads have to tell people not to eat those tasty looking pods.

God dammit

Now I’m hungry, great

Skylar Gunning I'm making a tide soup want to join me 💀

Totally agree. Midroll ads in ASMR completely defeats the purpose.

I will be sleep with headphones in and here "DO yOU WAnT tO MAke MoNey oF YoUTUbe WIth OUt MAkinG VidEos..."

@Mikael Ritschkoff does that work?

@@atkrax5072 yes

At the end is worse, because it defeats the whole purpose of asmr, to out you to sleep

When 😂

TipsyTyler 15:55

omg i died 😂😂😂😂 he has funny videos

Space Age ASMR ADception 😱

Space Age ASMR Mind... blown

Space Age ASMR something magic going on.

ParADox

He knows the truth take him out

Quite

That would actually go hard ngl and would NOT be a "mid" experience

ShinobiSkull yes

Yes

E

"I'm not throwing shade"

@@edwinblanco-arnesto4461 *proceeds to throw Dr Lampert Shade's head*

Eggory

Eggbert

Greg the egg 100

Nigga places stop with the broom eacsrd

Ads in the beginning are fine, ads in the middle or when it's done then those suck

We mind going deaf. Nobody is against good quality work getting some pay. It's that the good quality work isn't something that blends well with taking a fucking power drill to your eardrums. If you have to raise your volume to hear ASMR ABOVE like 50%, it's bad ASMR, and your eardrums are as good as damaged the moment some fuckoff horror ad plays in the middle of it.

Ppl are greedy. However I forgot allllll about this. I’ll have to do another!! Maybe this week!

They should be done on the yearly basis!

Olli-Pekka Tuomaala agreed

Olli-Pekka Tuomaala - Nah. We get the almost every other month. Maybe every third month. *I* wish we would get another video with the monster hands. Or maybe a Monster Hands 2 video.

Oho kotiväkee näkee täälläki

Could do a questionair on the free adds?

Yes but his videos are relaxing and ads would be counterproductive to that

Kieron Baker and your fucking eardrums

Paige Murphy at least it would be good before the video starts

He could do sponsorships where he whispers about a product

merlin2345 that isn’t a bad idea, and he could even have videos entirely dedicated to a sponsor as some sort of asmr...he could make it a series as some sort of spin off from the capitalist video, meanwhile he could also have a background story building in the process as well.

hayden basick When there are no ads does that mean ER isn't making ANY money on the video (outside of patreon)? I had thought he was doing this full time based on the amount of content and quality.

He doesnt do it for the money he foes it for the artistic expression he said in kne of his older vodeos apprently his wife has job anywyas

What an underrated comment

leave that joke in 2016.

Bahaha

Genius

what if its not going to be a hen but a cock? hmm....

Georgia Wall fuCKING MEEE

Literally writing a paper rn. DYING.

If you add two numbers together you get a bigger number or a smaller number if the other number is negative. Adding is great.

Hell yeah man, ER's content is totally worth it- 5 seconds, 15 seconds, 30 seconds, it don't matter. Been watching since 2012 or so, Uncle E's got a little something for everyone! 😄

A lot of the time, it's not the short time in the middle of the video that bothers people, but rather the fact that the ads are always SO FACKIN LOUUUD

Leroyfis. *agreed*

Danny B Come on dude don’t play with him, one extra D wouldn’t change anything...wait...that can be taken out of context real bad 😱

Wintersmith42 how is clickbait consumerism over life? You're stretching it there son. The only thing that is over life is socialism/communism, which has killed people in the tens of millions due its the forced spread

youre a fucking consumer of the things you listed you consumerist pig.

Shithead Sakularssohn There's a difference between consumerism and appreciating certain products. Consumerism refers to a social order where an integral part of being a fully functioning member of society is your capability to consume products. Additionally to consumerism ideology belongs the view that the endless proliferation of desires and products that temporarily fulfill those desires is a good or acceptable direction. Saying that someone who "consumes" by liking D&D is necessarily a consumerist is disingenuous since you're already presupposing the ideology that all modes of exchange fall under consumerism, which is preposterous. Nothing in OP's post is contradictory with being critical about consumerism.

Mats N i knew someone would reply with a text wall. the biggest majority of the humans living are consumerists. we live to consume. i knoe the definiton and the difference but the fact that he consumes all that media which is similar in nature and doesnt serve any other purpose but to entertain him makes him a consumerist and a hypocrite for criticizing it while doing the same.

Shithead Sakularssohn Yes, I agree that the majority of people globally are consumerists. I don't, however, agree that we live to consume unless that is purely a description of a prevailing ideology instead of some "essence". The thing is, in the vast majority of the world it is practically impossible not to partake in consumerism to some degree if one wishes to act in the social sphere since that is such an integral part of societal life. Do you propose that anyone who criticizes the endless proliferation of desires and products should retreat from society? Things aren't always black and white, one can be a conscious consumer of certain goods (like I said, there is basically no alternative to consumption since even e.g. environmentally friendly market behavior is framed as an alternative form of consumption to begin with) while bringing forth in public discussion the problems of consumerism. Hopefully you don't find this too massive of a wall of text.

Uncle egg

I will see you out kind sir, this bar won’t accept your kind

Besterest Boi Oooooo that’s a dis

Now That's Just Eggsquisite, Eggcellent.

Looool

So, you just want your ass to fall asleep, but not the rest of you..... to each their own I suppose...

sit with your legs pointing up in the air for like 10 - 20 minutes and then you just try to stand up you're welcome

old gregg i died 😭

assfacelarry tangas does... that mean your face actually fell asleep?

yea, or just let they muted forever, or you can... AHEM A D B L O C K E R

That would be counterproductive to the ads they are loud and attention grabbing for a reason they want you to listen to what they say about their product/service

Mr. BrightSai yeah but I won’t buy their product anyway cuz I’m an unemployed 17 year old and I hate obnoxiously loud advertising so there

I feel your pain 😂 my left ear has actually lost hearing from having so many loud ads play on asmr videos. Not the most exciting story to tell when I say why I’m half deaf

Yes 31:55

Your comment reminds me of the delicious pizza I ate today.

Casey Prumbach looool

But they wears same one suit...

Copyright/Registered/Trademark/Human-Patent/Patent/Living Thing Patent/Briefcased/Laminated paper.

White Caucasian Male ©®™ will be displeased

「Boss」 LennyLegend800 *THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

Stop. That man's voice is murder simply to remember.

Vise Vise I love u

If by free thinkers you mean rehashing other people's ideas and intellectual property, sure. He's far from a free thinker, all is content is either common folklore, botched politics (with historical prospect of failure) or a direct rip of the H.P. Lovecraft Myths. Nothing about this man is genuine or a free thinker.

Everyone has their right to have their own opinion and way of thinking, you don't have to agree with what he says, or what anyone says that you are not resonating with, there for there's no need for judgment, or condemnation, if it doesn't interest you or you are not resonating with the person's views, just don't listen or watch their videos, there's no need to condemn someone just because he/she has different point of view than yours...we don't have to agree with other people, but we can respect them for what they are, even if they think differently, as long as they are not purposely trying to hurt anyone...we are all one consciousness having a different experience.. (and if for some reason you don't agree with what i'm saying, it's perfectly fine and i respect that..) cheers.. ;-)

Genuine is not a word I would describe him as

Audio Gal that’s not what he said. What he said is that ER isn’t a free thinker, a point which you conveniently ignored

Same and it was at midnight, the next morning I got the same ad and it was still loud even though I was at a low volume. Wtf

It's, ASMRtist

@@hatz1107 same thing my boi dont worry, its internet, grammar dont need to be 100% correct

Hammdog Porkington fred

Hammdog Porkington Christopher eggleston or Fred

POTENTIAL EGG NAMES is my favorite from the list.

Hammdog Porkington eggsy…is this egg a kingsman? Haha bad joke.

John eggbert sounds.. Nice..

humblehornnut its all part of the plan

It's not about money.....it's about MONEY.....

its about sending a message...

The Meme Plug On 5tH and reciving money

nah it was a movie quote

Ye it is, he is going for a big beard again.

Is fleek still a word?

Tyler YT yes

Reminds me of the look of the people from the late 1800’s early 1900’s. Especially coupled with that suit. One might mistake him for an old time mortician. Creepy indeed.

Morvoice ASMR fr

PHAZE209BEAST I don't even have school this week, I'm truly blessed 👏

PHAZE209BEAST do u know de whey

You know an ASMR after school is the greatest thing ever then an ASMR without school :3

Good ol’ Uncle Enema

Star Wars Holiday Special never

And yes i liked my own comment

Alister Magus Clearly a stolen comment 😂

Nick's Health and Fitness, Clearly you are correct 😂

Ghassen Louhaichi We haven't seen them in the same room..

Maybe they are! Maybe all ASMR creators are in a secluded building somewhere on this planet!

Ghassen Louhaichi In a place called Arkham

Diana Usenbaeva согласен с тобой)

KZfaq always had and still have a terrible time with their ad placement

sAmE. I dOnt wAtCh tHem pRofuSelY. * *Is subbed to 382 asmrtists* *

@Derrick Toogood Just use Newpipe if you're on android

Hugo Andersson 🤯

Black Hand no I meant does the 108% work as clickbait or does the video also need ads to be defined as clickbait?

U stupid

Clickbait baits clicks. More money is a result of more clicks/people that watch Ads. There're no ads, meaning no Profit but the clicks are still being baited. If that makes sense. Tho rift has aaaall the Rights to do so.

Skeepz. And what about the ten minute mark ? Why are people complaining about it if there arent more ads put in ?

What even are words at this point?

TheAppleGamer 0 Ye unless it has somehow retroactivly removed ads from 8% of other ephem videos by existing.