Sleep for the Sleepless ASMR

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

Күн бұрын

I heard you were having trouble sleeping and/or falling asleep, so I put together this video to try and help you get your much deserved and needed rest:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:01:33 Assorted calming hand movements
00:07:40 Assorted finger & hand sounds
00:11:07 The Brushing of the Microphones
00:15:06 Fabric sounds: thrift store tie
00:17:30 Fabric sounds: thrift store blazer
00:20:12 Pocket trigger word
00:21:31 Leather wallet tapping
00:23:30 Dollar bills ya'll
00:29:16 Rubber chicken
00:32:54 Fresh lemon tapping
00:36:43 Movies (case tapping)
00:49:47 Video games (case tapping)
00:57:00 Metal chain (soft clinking)
00:59:33 Shaving cream
01:04:05 Nitrile gloves
01:08:44 Medical case zipper
01:14:09 Wood match sticks
01:17:48 Flickering candle flame
01:22:33 Indistinct whispering & fade-out
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

Пікірлер: 17 000
@ryanreynoldswife8010
@ryanreynoldswife8010 5 жыл бұрын
*i clicked on this because you looked professional*
@takefusakubo142
@takefusakubo142 5 жыл бұрын
He says while having a chicken spongebob as a profile picture
@lazysquxd6306
@lazysquxd6306 5 жыл бұрын
No.....ThIs Is PaTrIcK
@lazysquxd6306
@lazysquxd6306 5 жыл бұрын
Meme Loaf also lol I’m a girl too Edit:wait no never mind I read the comment wrong
@nitroraptor5316
@nitroraptor5316 5 жыл бұрын
Meme Loaf 123rd like xD
@MsMomemo
@MsMomemo 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly me to
@Alittlecamper
@Alittlecamper 4 жыл бұрын
When I sell 17 of my games and Xbox 360 console at GameStop. The Employee: 23:43
@Queue-bootyraper
@Queue-bootyraper 3 жыл бұрын
this is so underrated (7 months later, I guess not)
@KEVINN___
@KEVINN___ 3 жыл бұрын
It really do be like that honestly
@ianmchatton4403
@ianmchatton4403 3 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated and so factual
@sonzetokyansuva7231
@sonzetokyansuva7231 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha 18 dollars in American cash... oh.
@romanhrj433
@romanhrj433 3 жыл бұрын
He kept the three
@theotheory7586
@theotheory7586 2 жыл бұрын
1:11:20 *me after the teacher asks me to show them my homework knowing damn well i didn’t do it*
@ghada7947
@ghada7947 2 жыл бұрын
😭
@bill-left4dead
@bill-left4dead 2 жыл бұрын
69 likes, nice.
@zer0_0again
@zer0_0again 2 жыл бұрын
this deserves more likes lmao 😭
@thewalkingbear6677
@thewalkingbear6677 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO
@fdarrii1371
@fdarrii1371 2 жыл бұрын
DEADDDDD
@PowerAestheticsOfficial
@PowerAestheticsOfficial Жыл бұрын
I've watched this video in one of the darkest moments of my life and it helped me and comforted me, thanks man.
@TreeFrogOnATree
@TreeFrogOnATree Жыл бұрын
STAY STRONG
@mac0786
@mac0786 Жыл бұрын
@@TreeFrogOnATree you misspelt STAY HARD 🏃🏾‍♂️
@bluetea8181
@bluetea8181 Жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@Nicbatta
@Nicbatta Жыл бұрын
@@bluetea8181 😂😂
@PowerAestheticsOfficial
@PowerAestheticsOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@d4rkl3g3nds9 I had problems with sleep and anxiety at that point in my life, and this really helped me to relax. 😇
@alexcruz7491
@alexcruz7491 3 жыл бұрын
1 hour and no ads... this man is a fucking genius.
@JorgeOnPH
@JorgeOnPH 3 жыл бұрын
Un crack
@thegoatboy3881
@thegoatboy3881 3 жыл бұрын
@I Flamy I no because the less ads the more views and look he has 12 million views
@goldgaming4946
@goldgaming4946 3 жыл бұрын
I just got an ad at 7:02
@swiftbl4de336
@swiftbl4de336 3 жыл бұрын
@@goldgaming4946 that's probably youtube, being the leech of a corporation, he personally said he doesn't put ads on
@seashore0015
@seashore0015 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatboy3881 why do you think no ads=more views?
@barney3385
@barney3385 5 жыл бұрын
I have actually never seen the end of an asmr video.
@leyrih3831
@leyrih3831 5 жыл бұрын
Texxsar ya not alone
@badcornflakes6374
@badcornflakes6374 5 жыл бұрын
I sadly have
@aethar2750
@aethar2750 5 жыл бұрын
Barney same
@reannahiatt4695
@reannahiatt4695 5 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@bln.5579
@bln.5579 5 жыл бұрын
Neither have I, only heard it
@HeyThePotato
@HeyThePotato Жыл бұрын
34:44 lemon 35:48 lemony 36:10 LEMON
@KanchoMan69420
@KanchoMan69420 Жыл бұрын
*L* *E* *M* *O* *N*
@Light.Amargi
@Light.Amargi Жыл бұрын
With Å twist of lemon!
@meleeat7109
@meleeat7109 Жыл бұрын
agreed
@The_narrator0283-xe1ml
@The_narrator0283-xe1ml 11 ай бұрын
LEMON... LEMONY... And then there's... L E M O N...
@KanchoMan69420
@KanchoMan69420 11 ай бұрын
@@The_narrator0283-xe1ml *L E M O N*
@nik_a7x701
@nik_a7x701 2 жыл бұрын
20 People waiting in line at the cashier... That old lady in front: 1:11:20
@memes4fun842
@memes4fun842 Ай бұрын
so true!!!
@hellobye709
@hellobye709 23 күн бұрын
Fr
@Tiriiii
@Tiriiii 3 жыл бұрын
GUYS I'M LITERALLY TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT THESE COMENTS MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE
@dandoodlee
@dandoodlee 3 жыл бұрын
If only that one person who would say “uhm can’t you just get off your phone or something?” Was in the reply’s bc I would beat them up
@leelalacee2379
@leelalacee2379 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Lakota-Cola
@Lakota-Cola 3 жыл бұрын
The comments can make humor out of anything Also that Stich pfp is really adorable... Just wanted to say.
@space_geek4927
@space_geek4927 3 жыл бұрын
Oml same 😳😆
@nikabivlogs1546
@nikabivlogs1546 3 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Clark 😂 same
@arandomjojoreference246
@arandomjojoreference246 6 жыл бұрын
4 am and I'm watching a man tap on a fresh lemon because I'm having trouble sleeping, god bless the internet.
@RedRannon
@RedRannon 6 жыл бұрын
The internet truly is the greatest thing ever
@XAVIERMISBEHAVIOR
@XAVIERMISBEHAVIOR 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao yoooooo. This is exactly me right now.
@cheezy7928
@cheezy7928 6 жыл бұрын
Same here but its 3am
@jordanali1762
@jordanali1762 6 жыл бұрын
A random JoJo reference 😂😂
@69onskate
@69onskate 6 жыл бұрын
5 am.....rlly
@RFCable
@RFCable 11 ай бұрын
At 20:20, i experienced true ASMR tingles that I have never felt before. No other ASMRist has been capable of giving me tingles of that level except for you ER.
@nixx.on.medal.
@nixx.on.medal. 10 ай бұрын
Pocket
@pazuzu1
@pazuzu1 8 ай бұрын
Pocket
@epicfrog2342
@epicfrog2342 5 ай бұрын
Pocket
@trickcyber
@trickcyber 4 ай бұрын
Pocket
@marcanegra8862
@marcanegra8862 4 ай бұрын
Pocket
@gumpyglubber4834
@gumpyglubber4834 2 жыл бұрын
me stranded on an island and a boat passes by: 18:21
@zariqx
@zariqx 3 ай бұрын
these comments are so funny for what
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout 2 ай бұрын
Most sexy pfp ever Smash
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout 2 ай бұрын
Talking about gumpyglubber btw
@erenyeeger-mg5vb
@erenyeeger-mg5vb Ай бұрын
wtfk bro what this photo
@cptnobvious0555
@cptnobvious0555 4 жыл бұрын
29:07 right at that exact time skip 10 seconds right when he says im speaking to your...trust me
@springwater2225
@springwater2225 4 жыл бұрын
😐
@skylarcloud9898
@skylarcloud9898 4 жыл бұрын
Gabe Baker 😂
@dreamrealizer
@dreamrealizer 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@xeznc
@xeznc 3 жыл бұрын
Creative
@chyniajohnson3412
@chyniajohnson3412 3 жыл бұрын
I just wheezed from this. Thank you for making my night 😂😂
@hawkowo3482
@hawkowo3482 3 жыл бұрын
28:40 *“Now good ol' George.. Is a Mushroom.”* How does he not piss himself laughing saying that
@peixe_lorenzo
@peixe_lorenzo 3 жыл бұрын
He trained for that Imagine him in front of the mirror saying it until he get serious
@stoked4015
@stoked4015 3 жыл бұрын
I showed this video to my brother who was having trouble sleeping and when it got to this part, he started laughing
@peixe_lorenzo
@peixe_lorenzo 3 жыл бұрын
@@stoked4015 who doesn't laugh at that? It is imposible
@stoked4015
@stoked4015 3 жыл бұрын
@l0renzo Luzzatto facts
@shaiapoufsviolin2057
@shaiapoufsviolin2057 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even smile, he’s obviously not a human
@Lindonald
@Lindonald 3 ай бұрын
Five years ago when I first watched this I assumed that you were a scientist explaining how an apple could make people sleep (because of the thumbnail). Amazing.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 3 ай бұрын
ha, funny!
@lubosan4786
@lubosan4786 2 ай бұрын
​@EphemeralRift ER, what's your opinion on the theory of relativity?
@LilPootisGaming
@LilPootisGaming Ай бұрын
​@@lubosan4786 Bro got ghosted by er Bro got cut off
@Milkomeda_Galaxy
@Milkomeda_Galaxy 29 күн бұрын
@@lubosan4786 Since he hasn’t responded yet, I’ll tell you my opinion: my opinion on it is that it’s an absolute W theory.
@Krustycrabpizza35
@Krustycrabpizza35 Жыл бұрын
8:19 me seasoning dinner for my guests 9:30 washing my hands afterwards
@francescotardioli7062
@francescotardioli7062 Жыл бұрын
Real chad
@sos-pl8pf
@sos-pl8pf Жыл бұрын
I think your channel is the oldest I've ever seen
@KanchoMan69420
@KanchoMan69420 Жыл бұрын
great comment
@craigbarnes2679
@craigbarnes2679 4 жыл бұрын
37:48 “I pissed on a book”
@brick6123
@brick6123 4 жыл бұрын
Heh heh... How does he know? No seriously how did he know.
@shadowgenesisv3954
@shadowgenesisv3954 4 жыл бұрын
He said "it's based on a book" but kinda mumbled
@cdgshockz
@cdgshockz 4 жыл бұрын
Shadow GenesisV3 yes we know...
@chipperdrewski
@chipperdrewski 4 жыл бұрын
Lol it does sound like that
@goodguybjorn
@goodguybjorn 4 жыл бұрын
And the book pissed on me
@itjustworks1995
@itjustworks1995 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder why it's in my recommended? Oh, it's five o'clock in the morning. *_Now I see._*
@G1AGAIN
@G1AGAIN 5 жыл бұрын
AM gang😐😔😴
@holius1
@holius1 5 жыл бұрын
Ugh I should go to sleep as well..
@drewthewalker8679
@drewthewalker8679 5 жыл бұрын
It’s about to be five in the morning and I haven’t been sleeping
@Emmeric
@Emmeric 5 жыл бұрын
The Widowmakor 5 am exactly right now. I just can’t seem to fall asleep at normal times
@molliehogan5219
@molliehogan5219 5 жыл бұрын
phaha yeah
@jaden1131
@jaden1131 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this when it first released in middle school now I’m in college thank you for several years of sleep
@dylank.8857
@dylank.8857 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats
@chriscugno5265
@chriscugno5265 2 жыл бұрын
Impossible. The oldest you could have been in middle school when this video came out is 13. That means you were born in 2004, meaning your only 16 or even 17 at the oldest. A couple years off from college. Edit: I saw the congress building in your profile pic so I’m assuming your American
@naazriin
@naazriin 2 жыл бұрын
this video was released 4 years ago what
@Crunchiest
@Crunchiest 2 жыл бұрын
@@naazriin Pretty rare to see a recent comment on a 7 month old post. But yes, this video released in July 2017, so it has been almost 4 years since its initial release.
@xdtony650
@xdtony650 Жыл бұрын
It’s possible. High school is 4 years in America. This video came out 4 years ago at the time he made the comment. He was likely 14 at the end of 8th grade and was 18 at the start of freshman year of college
@hypxrt1816
@hypxrt1816 2 жыл бұрын
"yo what's the name of that french bread again?" *ephemeral rift:* 20:51 "thanks man" edit: this is stupid i'm sry
@gadget6479
@gadget6479 2 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm hearing it every single time he says it
@ello1766
@ello1766 2 жыл бұрын
Im glad im not the only person hearing that lol
@DSK-13
@DSK-13 2 жыл бұрын
Эээ,не сри!
@fdarrii1371
@fdarrii1371 2 жыл бұрын
YOURE SO FUNNT
@hypxrt1816
@hypxrt1816 2 жыл бұрын
@@fdarrii1371 LOL
@Enda680
@Enda680 6 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the dark background, it makes it much easier to fall asleep when you're actually watching the videos :D
@togeinumaki237
@togeinumaki237 6 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher Yeah but i always read the comments thus why i am here.... I cant stop
@dominic9983
@dominic9983 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking this.
@otterbomb2148
@otterbomb2148 6 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher agreed!!
@euniceong595
@euniceong595 6 жыл бұрын
Especially in the dark
@fruitymillie8702
@fruitymillie8702 6 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher and its even better if you can change the brightness on your phone 😂
@christi6186
@christi6186 3 жыл бұрын
17:22 „Thank you, tie.“
@user-qv2ui6ok7k
@user-qv2ui6ok7k 3 жыл бұрын
:l
@nathanielmiller5813
@nathanielmiller5813 3 жыл бұрын
Please kiss me
@_soggypancakes_
@_soggypancakes_ 3 жыл бұрын
That is the most wholesome thing I've ever heard in years
@DBOMB-ye7ie
@DBOMB-ye7ie 3 жыл бұрын
A true gentleman
@MinusOnium
@MinusOnium 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielmiller5813 no
@cherry-tq7yc
@cherry-tq7yc 2 жыл бұрын
it’s 2am and i’m a little delirious but the positivity and funny time stamps in the comment have brought me close to tears. i think it’s time to sleep
@nigatron2207
@nigatron2207 Ай бұрын
Same bro
@goyardgotti4028
@goyardgotti4028 Жыл бұрын
5 years later I still use this video to put me to sleep
@viridianaortega9290
@viridianaortega9290 3 жыл бұрын
9:20 the flies when they see me eating:
@seandsicko.1028
@seandsicko.1028 3 жыл бұрын
😹
@mokie7421
@mokie7421 3 жыл бұрын
they're scheming so....CALMLY
@Onion.ringsssss
@Onion.ringsssss 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the only comments I found funny I love it
@viridianaortega9290
@viridianaortega9290 3 жыл бұрын
@@Onion.ringsssss glad you found it funny!😂
@bigdummy7180
@bigdummy7180 3 жыл бұрын
PLS I CANT BREATHE
@jonathandye0510
@jonathandye0510 4 жыл бұрын
28:41 dude turns himself into a mushroom, funniest sh!t i've seen.
@telewebber9876
@telewebber9876 4 жыл бұрын
Is this like lumpy touch or something
@oceanman3915
@oceanman3915 3 жыл бұрын
I’m mushroom gorge!
@croquettes1937
@croquettes1937 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Twizzeeking
@Twizzeeking 3 жыл бұрын
Ocean Man omfg 😂😂😂🤣
@No16EfrenTheGreat
@No16EfrenTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
Lol pickle Rick reference
@robertgandalf6161
@robertgandalf6161 2 жыл бұрын
This was my first ASMR video 5 years ago, and ever since then it has been the only reason I am able to sleep (diagnosed insomniac here). Thank you so much Ephemeral and the whole community 💙
@aibo1
@aibo1 12 сағат бұрын
I have been watching and listening to your ASMR videos for more than a decade now. Thank you for creating a calm, quiet and creative universe on your channel for people to decouple from their stressful lives. You never know what to expect from an ER video, apart from tinkles. Your videos have been, and still are, helping me reduce a lot of anxiety and stress.
@lemonsauce9505
@lemonsauce9505 4 жыл бұрын
Time Stamps! 0:00 ASMR
@austiny6019
@austiny6019 4 жыл бұрын
Incredible 👏👏👏
@silverisdisappointed
@silverisdisappointed 4 жыл бұрын
THANKS 😁
@dutchvanderlinde418
@dutchvanderlinde418 4 жыл бұрын
Bro all of your hours doing that cool
@goodguybjorn
@goodguybjorn 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
@darkcat6530
@darkcat6530 4 жыл бұрын
Omg thank you what schould we have done without you
@00brick93
@00brick93 4 жыл бұрын
17:45 when there’s a slow dance but you’re alone
@uncommonwolfpelt3603
@uncommonwolfpelt3603 4 жыл бұрын
Me in prom
@maxblurred
@maxblurred 4 жыл бұрын
You killed me 😂
@lo-vely6880
@lo-vely6880 3 жыл бұрын
Haha XD that's me
@lukedelcube7175
@lukedelcube7175 3 жыл бұрын
Unspeakable_things joker in the bathroom
@ThePancakeRenegade
@ThePancakeRenegade 3 жыл бұрын
Luke Del bruh
@seven07777
@seven07777 6 ай бұрын
I often come back to this one, it's a total classic. The 'pocket' trigger word in particular is always a treat!
@bagel_soup2
@bagel_soup2 5 ай бұрын
if you're on laptop, you can go to chapters and hit the loop button :) i do it rlly often with the 'pocket' section
@Sporacle
@Sporacle Ай бұрын
The pocket bit is one of the few things i can find that stills brings tingles after 6ish years of almost nightly ASMR listening For some reason the "dimmm, your mind a little bit" part too, it feels like I actually get mentally shifted to a more relaxed state as he slides the thing
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout 3 ай бұрын
He has so much power over our ears with that chicken
@mokie7421
@mokie7421 3 жыл бұрын
52:37 My hispanic mom when she hears anything metal im listening to.
@leonardoerazo4686
@leonardoerazo4686 3 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@pemish7
@pemish7 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaahaha i can relate to that,but make it my balkan grandma
@tvojamajka1327
@tvojamajka1327 2 жыл бұрын
@@pemish7 my balkan grandma once chased me around with a big ass peace of wood when she heard me listening to metal
@pemish7
@pemish7 2 жыл бұрын
@@tvojamajka1327 HAHAHHAHAAH THIS MADE MY DAY OMG
@bunni389
@bunni389 2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
@sniff_3512
@sniff_3512 5 жыл бұрын
I love the way this was posted like a year ago and he still hearts comments respect man!
@batmanwayne1854
@batmanwayne1854 5 жыл бұрын
Cyber Ninja I know, right
@gregthefishburger8270
@gregthefishburger8270 5 жыл бұрын
Nice try but you didn't get one
@captainspaulding7612
@captainspaulding7612 5 жыл бұрын
Cyber Ninja good try dude next time you may get one
@maxmason1418
@maxmason1418 5 жыл бұрын
Mission failed, we'll get em next time
@nolan3915
@nolan3915 5 жыл бұрын
You thirstyyy for that heart
@jolynecujoh2882
@jolynecujoh2882 Жыл бұрын
the wonders this video does, there's times i CANNOT sleep whatso ever, i click different asmr videos to try and get tingles. but i come back to this video almost every single time and it just knocks me out. every.single.time. love it
@LaundryLoveAsmr
@LaundryLoveAsmr 2 жыл бұрын
I'm very picky about about my ASMR artists. Some whispering and soft spoken word just ANNOYS ME instead of relaxing me. This guy's ASMR is PERFECT. And its so creative. Never gets old.
@nicksheridan9865
@nicksheridan9865 2 жыл бұрын
29:16 This man holds so much power, one squeeze and we are all violently ear abused.
@worthman9644
@worthman9644 2 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes lmaoo
@your_moms_house110
@your_moms_house110 2 жыл бұрын
Bet he was fighting the urge to squeeze it
@Sunny-pg3ek
@Sunny-pg3ek 2 жыл бұрын
ILMAO underrated
@aleks._28
@aleks._28 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@jorgegaytan3012
@jorgegaytan3012 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dude👍😆
@dylanstewart4861
@dylanstewart4861 3 жыл бұрын
34:43 when you ask the waiter what the cheapest thing on the menu is
@jackson8874
@jackson8874 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@monkgod7133
@monkgod7133 3 жыл бұрын
ooamL
@SabbaYT
@SabbaYT 3 жыл бұрын
I pissed myself laughing ngl
@NimavatCR
@NimavatCR 3 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@Derosia27
@Derosia27 3 жыл бұрын
lEMON
@will3music
@will3music Жыл бұрын
This helped me fall asleep during a period of anxiety and insomnia, thank you so much
@largenanashagger
@largenanashagger Жыл бұрын
Wishing you all the best and finest health during those rough patches in life 🙏
@Not-A-Content-Creator
@Not-A-Content-Creator Жыл бұрын
You are literally the target audience
@trumanteduits1088
@trumanteduits1088 Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video 100 times and I always fall asleep so fast I never even realized he whipped out the best game ever bloodborne
@thomasd9630
@thomasd9630 4 жыл бұрын
The child of Keanu Reeves and dr strange.
@mexicanseal6105
@mexicanseal6105 4 жыл бұрын
*Kirby's calling the police*
@pr0jekt_0n3_5
@pr0jekt_0n3_5 4 жыл бұрын
I gasped so hard when I read this you can still hear my life force lingering in the air.
@Lobby0
@Lobby0 4 жыл бұрын
PI ANO REEVES
@fifithestrange4942
@fifithestrange4942 4 жыл бұрын
The best boomer
@maxkaldager4556
@maxkaldager4556 4 жыл бұрын
Would be if he where younger
@akemi4043
@akemi4043 4 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda hard for me to fall asleep when all of these comments are so god damn funny 😂
@consumerofsoftproducts2943
@consumerofsoftproducts2943 3 жыл бұрын
Well yours isn't, BOOM KABLOOIE MOLOTOV.
@REDREBLESinc
@REDREBLESinc 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@consumerofsoftproducts2943
@consumerofsoftproducts2943 3 жыл бұрын
@@_Mrrock what does drinking milk and being white to do with anything
@imhere1564
@imhere1564 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is your comment tilted??
@sicsiddd
@sicsiddd 3 жыл бұрын
@@_Mrrock how is calling someone white and saying they drink milk a roast? are you 5?
@someguy2347
@someguy2347 2 жыл бұрын
28:40 He turned himself into a mushroom. Funniest shit I've ever seen!
@joeswift5916
@joeswift5916 Жыл бұрын
This was the first ASMR video I ever watched
@Hotlinemiamienthusiast
@Hotlinemiamienthusiast Жыл бұрын
No one asked. Shut up
@euronymous6
@euronymous6 Жыл бұрын
@@Hotlinemiamienthusiastcalm down, damn ☠️
@Somemetalguy-mm3su
@Somemetalguy-mm3su Жыл бұрын
@@Hotlinemiamienthusiast wiggly wigger kill that ni-
@exploringwithasmr
@exploringwithasmr 6 жыл бұрын
THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS : )
@mirzamnimu
@mirzamnimu 6 жыл бұрын
The first day he released a traditional ASMR session, I was worried he had.
@chrismichel7750
@chrismichel7750 6 жыл бұрын
Exploring With ASMR he whispers and taps shit how hard can it be 😜
@uranusgucci5356
@uranusgucci5356 6 жыл бұрын
should give pewds advice
@abusivewafflegaming4450
@abusivewafflegaming4450 6 жыл бұрын
Uranus Gucci Take cover! Shots fired!
@HahaHaha-uo5kf
@HahaHaha-uo5kf 6 жыл бұрын
Pixel Gamer Inc tbh anybody can do asmr and i don't the large different between him and the other asmr artists(don't mad on me,i still like him though) what make great asmrtists like e.r and asmr zeigeist is their creativity,their video edit and the mic quality
@shadyyscrazy
@shadyyscrazy 3 жыл бұрын
Me: drowning at sea The life guard rescuing me: 17:37
@mokie7421
@mokie7421 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@amberliaa
@amberliaa 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@miraclemixx
@miraclemixx 2 жыл бұрын
STOP THATS SO FUNNY 😭
@krisztina7514
@krisztina7514 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he’s doing it with such a straight face makes it even better
@heroldjacobvillanueva2374
@heroldjacobvillanueva2374 2 жыл бұрын
From all the comments I saw this comment actually made me laugh hard
@Imperial_Inc
@Imperial_Inc Жыл бұрын
"Sleep for the Sleepless ASMR" _Proceeds to open the video with every other time-based greeting other than "Good-night”_
@its_jay4357
@its_jay4357 Жыл бұрын
🤓
@tokatokatoka
@tokatokatoka Жыл бұрын
@@its_jay4357 i haven't seen a single comment without quotations or time stamps lmao
@UnripeApple2003
@UnripeApple2003 Жыл бұрын
Well you usually end with "good night"😅
@lillydevil2486
@lillydevil2486 Жыл бұрын
Hey man, some people don't sleep at night lmao
@wonderfulplayz2485
@wonderfulplayz2485 Жыл бұрын
@@lillydevil2486 yeah but some people do
@papaspoon1550
@papaspoon1550 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's watched ER for 6yrs and saw this the hour it came out. I never, ever, expected 14M people to see this. He's gotten bigger than I'd ever imagine, I'm so glad ER's work gets recognized
@cj-ry5ob
@cj-ry5ob Жыл бұрын
Clown
@papaspoon1550
@papaspoon1550 Жыл бұрын
@@cj-ry5ob clown...? Okay?
@fahimalvee512
@fahimalvee512 3 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves much more subs and views He's been doing this for 8 years
@bryanpasian
@bryanpasian 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking up ASMR since before people called it ASMR, and Wikipedia kept deleting the article cuz they didn’t think it was legit enough to publish… Me: “Google! What the hell is that tingly thingy?? help!” Now there’s so many videos, it’s crazy
@swag2498
@swag2498 2 жыл бұрын
@@bryanpasian 🍪
@mokie7421
@mokie7421 2 жыл бұрын
@@swag2498 damn bro, you got the *[REDACTED]* laughing.
@kellbell2114
@kellbell2114 2 жыл бұрын
@@bryanpasian I was recording Bob Ross 'The Joy of Painting' (decades ago), on my VCR, to watch at night, because the sound of his voice and brush strokes, put me to sleep. It was when I looked for him on KZfaq that I discovered I was hooked on ASMR, before there was a name for it. 😂
@allisterlesliegraham
@allisterlesliegraham 2 жыл бұрын
9
@HaHa-qt2zj
@HaHa-qt2zj 3 жыл бұрын
1:52 mimes when they’re stuck in a box
@ellamellabellap3758
@ellamellabellap3758 3 жыл бұрын
😂🥺😭😤🙄😔😌☝🏼✋👀🦖✨🍱❤️💛
@belstubley6405
@belstubley6405 3 жыл бұрын
this is by far the best comment
@kingz4nd3r92
@kingz4nd3r92 3 жыл бұрын
My man don't even know how to pronounce memes
@Ford_Transit_Qustom
@Ford_Transit_Qustom 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingz4nd3r92 he doesn't mean memes. Go google mimes you'll understand his joke
@HaHa-qt2zj
@HaHa-qt2zj 3 жыл бұрын
KING Z4ND3R I meant to say mime
@regularjeffery
@regularjeffery Ай бұрын
this is easily my most watched video of all time. i stumbled upon it probably 4 or 5 years ago. i think closer to 5 because it was before my daughter was born. it really does a great job of getting my mind and being in a calm, relaxed place. i know i can always watch this video too help me out. i know that may seem crazy but it's true. i dunno whats waiting for us at the end but i have an ideal situation... - i hope it's a nice comfy couch. one you can really sink in to but not too much sinkage - a solid pillow - a nice, thick blanket but nothing too itchy - some really great headphones that do magical things with sound - this video. on loop - also, a dr pepper
@IndigenousRealGuy
@IndigenousRealGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Of course the first movie this man pulls out is American Psycho
@HaHa-qt2zj
@HaHa-qt2zj 3 жыл бұрын
9:20 cartoon villains when they’ve come up with an evil plan
@tommytom5757
@tommytom5757 2 жыл бұрын
That’s Ze Fuccboi stance while approaching unsuspecting chics 😂
@DaddyFett2
@DaddyFett2 2 жыл бұрын
*evil laughter*
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout
@ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout 3 ай бұрын
Nah its a fly when he sees me eating
@jamesjohnstone3175
@jamesjohnstone3175 6 жыл бұрын
His suit jacket makes sounds like the ocean which is even more relaxing!
@rattunnnel
@rattunnnel 6 жыл бұрын
What u been smokin
@schmib269
@schmib269 6 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Putin Omg I'm dying 😂😂
@gridwarfare1166
@gridwarfare1166 6 жыл бұрын
James Frame That scares me. I can't swim
@smosherwatt9403
@smosherwatt9403 6 жыл бұрын
oh shit. im high.
@AdrianJaden
@AdrianJaden 6 жыл бұрын
CAT LORD high like a fucking rock my dude
@angelcaraballo8638
@angelcaraballo8638 Жыл бұрын
This was the first ASMR video I've watched, and what introduced me to ASMR, been listening to ASMR since 2019
@lespaul5574
@lespaul5574 Жыл бұрын
You are the gentleman’s gentlemen of ASMR for sure and your ideas are probly the most unique out there, so many people trying to do it right but they forgot one crucial ingredient: A rubber chicken
@bry7319
@bry7319 6 жыл бұрын
when you have a business meeting at 6 but have to whisper in ears at 5
@samc.1781
@samc.1781 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@carsoncomplains
@carsoncomplains 6 жыл бұрын
#relatable
@adamhrdinka2982
@adamhrdinka2982 6 жыл бұрын
:DDDD
@ElGordo2497
@ElGordo2497 6 жыл бұрын
bry got bankrolls he's gonna be late.
@hydrix0544
@hydrix0544 6 жыл бұрын
This took more than an hour tho
@leslieslack8449
@leslieslack8449 6 жыл бұрын
stop scrolling down these comments and go to sleep
@issacmorales9351
@issacmorales9351 6 жыл бұрын
les slack literally all I do
@tanoiason
@tanoiason 6 жыл бұрын
les slack this is too real
@doorknob9270
@doorknob9270 6 жыл бұрын
Mk ;-;
@pineapplegm4204
@pineapplegm4204 6 жыл бұрын
Haha Never
@aaronschilling1815
@aaronschilling1815 6 жыл бұрын
But I don’t want to
@MaxRebo3322
@MaxRebo3322 Ай бұрын
Thank you Mr. Rift, you have given me relaxation for almost ten years now🙏🏻
@heatherlov3
@heatherlov3 2 жыл бұрын
this video has been played collectively for around roughly 2,257 years
@cheese-dh6cv
@cheese-dh6cv 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he thanks each object before putting it down.
@sephundone
@sephundone 4 жыл бұрын
Tbhhh I laughed at every part
@weebwhacker6217
@weebwhacker6217 4 жыл бұрын
You dont?
@okehgameingfan
@okehgameingfan 3 жыл бұрын
23:43 old people when you do a yearsworth of house cleaning for them
@Clashinite
@Clashinite 3 жыл бұрын
On point
@nic6229
@nic6229 3 жыл бұрын
Idk what u talking ab old ppl be loading me up $$
@maxipali2577
@maxipali2577 3 жыл бұрын
You're dead
@tanjesus420
@tanjesus420 3 жыл бұрын
BONK
@cs7811
@cs7811 2 жыл бұрын
BONK
@John-hv7ct
@John-hv7ct Жыл бұрын
I think this is one of the best asmr videos period
@StudMacher96
@StudMacher96 6 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I watch his videos, Rifty Nifty always finds a way to help me fall asleep.
@unlucky1352
@unlucky1352 4 жыл бұрын
Damn when he pulled out the last of us PS3 I got the feels.
@jasoncartwright67
@jasoncartwright67 4 жыл бұрын
You just said when he pulled out 😂 the last of us PS3 I got the feels maybe try fix the wording 😹😹😹😲😲😲
@munktard7772
@munktard7772 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncartwright67 it's a 7 month old comment, who cares😇😇😇😇🤑🤑🤑🤑🤗🤗🤗😝😗😜🤤😬🤥🤥🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😪🥵🤒😵😷🥶🥶🤧🤮🤢🤢🤮🥶😵🤕😌🤥🙄😬🤥🤥🤠🤠🤠🤯🤯🤯🥺🥺🥺
@Jamobass
@Jamobass 4 жыл бұрын
@@munktard7772 water
@Jamobass
@Jamobass 4 жыл бұрын
@aidenjames69 thank you Aiden James, you will be spared
@stainerz16
@stainerz16 4 жыл бұрын
Bergmanmalton u must be at least 6 if you use that many emojis
@deawinter
@deawinter 3 жыл бұрын
“Are you asleep?” Getting there “It’s time for... rubber chicken” (Starts sobbing with laughter, back to being wide awake)
@smrityrai5740
@smrityrai5740 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to close my eyes n determined to take the real feel n sleep .. n this man starts with the rubber chicken 🐔 .. 😂 😂 😂 I couldn’t hold my laughter lol
@robles9112
@robles9112 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he asked if we thought he was gonn choke the chicken
@niklaskirchler759
@niklaskirchler759 2 жыл бұрын
Wait until you see the chicken drill🐔:-D
@thevaluator1527
@thevaluator1527 2 жыл бұрын
Y was there such a massive pause tho😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mannequingaming54
@mannequingaming54 Жыл бұрын
its time… … …for the *rubber chicken.*
@kaia9969
@kaia9969 2 жыл бұрын
hey uncle er, I always find myself back on your channel when things are hard. it's nice to hear you hope I'm doing well, because even when I'm not, it's a reminder that there's at least something to hope for. to be well. perhaps after a good sleep. thanks again sir
@cashabe4
@cashabe4 3 ай бұрын
Black screen for sleep .
@miatherandompersonudontkno4821
@miatherandompersonudontkno4821 3 жыл бұрын
18:21 the teacher trying to get the class attention
@xDarkShideYT
@xDarkShideYT 3 жыл бұрын
Real jajajaja
@d4rkm334
@d4rkm334 2 жыл бұрын
Haahahha
@EV1NRUDE
@EV1NRUDE 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAA
@elsag4870
@elsag4870 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Theonepeaceisreel
@Theonepeaceisreel 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@capri.s
@capri.s 4 жыл бұрын
00:01:33 Assorted calming hand movements 00:07:40 Assorted finger & hand sounds 00:11:07 The Brushing of the Microphones 00:15:06 Fabric sounds: thrift store tie 00:17:30 Fabric sounds: thrift store blazer 00:20:12 Pocket trigger word 00:21:31 Leather wallet tapping 00:23:30 Dollar bills ya'll 00:29:16 Rubber chicken 00:32:54 Fresh lemon tapping 00:36:43 Movies (case tapping) 00:49:47 Video games (case tapping) 00:57:00 Metal chain (soft clinking) 00:59:33 Shaving cream 01:04:05 Nitrile gloves 01:08:44 Medical case zipper 01:14:09 Wood match sticks 01:17:48 Flickering candle flame 01:22:33 Indistinct whispering & fade-out :)) your welcome
@xayne404
@xayne404 4 жыл бұрын
I think you copy and pasted it in the description smh 🤦‍♂️
@Aka_chungus
@Aka_chungus 4 жыл бұрын
🤠
@JonAgni
@JonAgni 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@JonAgni
@JonAgni 4 жыл бұрын
EXPOSED BOIII
@_tony.p23_80
@_tony.p23_80 4 жыл бұрын
Go get some air my guy
@JustAnElderscroll
@JustAnElderscroll 2 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video. Must have put me to sleep hundreds of times
@True_Eagle_Media
@True_Eagle_Media 3 ай бұрын
6 years later and this video still never fails to help me sleep. Thank you Uncle Rift
@paigemurphy109
@paigemurphy109 5 жыл бұрын
I single-handedly got this video 7 million views
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@arata_adv
@arata_adv 5 жыл бұрын
7,6 Million! Sleep for the sleepless 2 confirmed
@DelicateASMR
@DelicateASMR 5 жыл бұрын
lol i thought the same
@davidwas77
@davidwas77 5 жыл бұрын
HEY I HELPED xD
@lightning8031
@lightning8031 5 жыл бұрын
How did you do it??
@Anita-ms9ed
@Anita-ms9ed 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, chicken.
@MrMaytang
@MrMaytang 6 жыл бұрын
BONELESS Chicken
@Lucy-ye8xg
@Lucy-ye8xg 6 жыл бұрын
AnitaTM bye felisha 😂
@user-ru8fe4bk5k
@user-ru8fe4bk5k 6 жыл бұрын
chicken
@oliviajohnson2529
@oliviajohnson2529 6 жыл бұрын
Mum?
@kats-haven7879
@kats-haven7879 6 жыл бұрын
CORNwish SaladXD that's old stop it
@Milkomeda_Galaxy
@Milkomeda_Galaxy Ай бұрын
We know he’s professional when he takes out a rubber chicken and doesn’t abuse this power 29:20
@Eliot.Airplanes
@Eliot.Airplanes 2 ай бұрын
What I like about Paul is that he seems kinda weird but in a good way because he says stuff like “brushing of the microphones” instead of “brushing the mic” and a few others and just stands out from other creators stay weird people!
@anniew.8150
@anniew.8150 3 жыл бұрын
9:20 the fly on my sweaty skin be like -
3 жыл бұрын
I’m trying to sleep. Stop making me laugh XD
@devoutpinkgirl
@devoutpinkgirl 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOAOSJS
@matussvajka149
@matussvajka149 3 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuck xd
@Mika-nw6td
@Mika-nw6td 3 жыл бұрын
I actually screamed-
@isaiahrivera4373
@isaiahrivera4373 2 жыл бұрын
666 likes... keep it like that
@LoribethRN
@LoribethRN 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like you really care about helping me get a good night’s rest. You seem so sincere and so beautifully strange. I’m a nurse and I like to recommend your videos to my patients to help with their rest, anxiety, and pain. It really helps some of them. Thank you for that.
@jordanaftab1181
@jordanaftab1181 3 жыл бұрын
Q you know who
@LoribethRN
@LoribethRN 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanaftab1181 ???
@fishpump3058
@fishpump3058 3 жыл бұрын
Are you still a nurse to this day?!
@lucasolivo2785
@lucasolivo2785 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s amazing!
@LanceMoraes
@LanceMoraes 2 жыл бұрын
Ele se importa tanto que trouxe um frango de borracha
@moongirl5560
@moongirl5560 3 ай бұрын
Pocket pocket pocket pocket unlocked my tingles and I’ve never been so happy
@Bknchz
@Bknchz 2 ай бұрын
Got a lot of tingles when you gave me some money, thanks!
@RoWill98
@RoWill98 5 жыл бұрын
27:40 This must be how Mr.Krabs gets his tingles 🤔
@sillylittleboy1
@sillylittleboy1 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ScottsTots612
@ScottsTots612 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Krabs prefers those capitalist tingles!
@tjcharest5323
@tjcharest5323 4 жыл бұрын
spongebob me boy work harder for those tingles
@topnotch2011
@topnotch2011 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it’s an erection as well.
@papersticker10
@papersticker10 4 жыл бұрын
You a *S M A R T A S S* and i love it
@thomasm1371
@thomasm1371 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching this video since it came out and I still haven’t finished it because I always fall asleep.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 5 жыл бұрын
Well thanks for still watching and glad to hear it still works!
@Wajid.asif2
@Wajid.asif2 5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@thomasm1371
@thomasm1371 5 жыл бұрын
Christal Wolf I’m 45 minutes in lol
@Leggn0
@Leggn0 5 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@zel3096
@zel3096 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds gay
@justamgames6197
@justamgames6197 Жыл бұрын
I thought this was a new video and I was so wrong, the quality of your videos are amazing
@Suhmantics
@Suhmantics 6 жыл бұрын
Going to risk it all and listen to this at work. See you all in a few hours.
@deividasnamajunas2058
@deividasnamajunas2058 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Lombardi And how was it?
@laminx34
@laminx34 6 жыл бұрын
He's fired and doesn't know it cause he hasn't woken up yet XD
@8842jay
@8842jay 6 жыл бұрын
Wake up
@97aventador
@97aventador 6 жыл бұрын
WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY BOY
@thebest5786
@thebest5786 6 жыл бұрын
He's in a coma
@xuemeister
@xuemeister 6 жыл бұрын
If you are trying to go to sleep and are reading this, stop scrolling through the damn comment section and turn back. Once you go in, you won't come out.
@inflatablemattress2
@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын
Relicorinthian GVC I'm already too deep. Sleep will not come to me this night.
@mistergrieves
@mistergrieves 6 жыл бұрын
That's because you're supposed to come in then go out.
@badthoughts9943
@badthoughts9943 6 жыл бұрын
He protec He attac Once you go in You don't come bacc
@brookewomack7699
@brookewomack7699 6 жыл бұрын
Relicorinthian GVC How did you know?!?
@Wolkenstern
@Wolkenstern 6 жыл бұрын
Relicorinthian GVC Sorry I'm searching for the Time Stamps
@recycledtrashoof8874
@recycledtrashoof8874 2 жыл бұрын
All these other ASMR youtuber have fancy gear and everything, while he just has his voice and hands. Natural talent!
@ShortiePie3079
@ShortiePie3079 Жыл бұрын
Five years later and he's still giving people the gift of sleep
@digitalmeta33
@digitalmeta33 6 жыл бұрын
Do you even wear pants when making these videos?
@digitalmeta33
@digitalmeta33 6 жыл бұрын
Cause I wouldn't
@Eshiay
@Eshiay 6 жыл бұрын
that one guy that didn't see your second comment.
@skywrecker
@skywrecker 6 жыл бұрын
what second comment * x files music *
@kenm2970
@kenm2970 6 жыл бұрын
People still wear pants?
@vwv__two1__vwv790
@vwv__two1__vwv790 6 жыл бұрын
K3N what are pants?
@xxhollowsnakexx2560
@xxhollowsnakexx2560 4 жыл бұрын
You know its serious when Dr.Strange needs to put Thanos to sleep.
@hhhhhhhjgg
@hhhhhhhjgg 4 жыл бұрын
xXHollowSnakeXx ok boomer
@slayergaminggr9876
@slayergaminggr9876 4 жыл бұрын
@@hhhhhhhjgg moober ko
@mike.vr1779
@mike.vr1779 4 жыл бұрын
i actully laughed AND THATS......HARD
@Bob-it1fx
@Bob-it1fx 4 жыл бұрын
I just commented that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Biogrease
@Biogrease 4 жыл бұрын
My school has the same logo as your pfp but the h is a w and the s is an h
@nathanielschwartz425
@nathanielschwartz425 Ай бұрын
This was the very first video of his that I ever watched! And I’ve been a huge fan of his ever since!
@quin2168
@quin2168 3 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that he came back to this video after all this time just to put the time stamps on it... +1 respect
@jackw8338
@jackw8338 2 жыл бұрын
Probably because it seems this video got a spike in popularity 7-8 months ago
@cashwhitford4687
@cashwhitford4687 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy when you see his unintelligible video with time stamps😂
@zishanahmadzai6865
@zishanahmadzai6865 5 жыл бұрын
Time stamps: 00:01:33 - Assorted calming hand movements 00:07:40 - Assorted finger and hand sound 00:11:07 - the brushing of the microphones 00:15:06 - Fabric sounds: thrift store tie 00:17:30 - Fabric sounds: Thrift store blazer 00:20:12 - Pocket trigger word 00:21:31 - leather wallet tapping 00:23:30 - Dollar Bills ya’ll 00:29:16 - Rubber Chicken 00:32:54 - Fresh lemon tapping 00:36:43 - Movies (Case tapping) 00:49:47- Video games (Case tapping) 00:57:00 - Metal Chain (soft clinking) 00:59:33 - Shaving cream 01:04:05 - Nitrile gloves 01:08:44 - medical case zipper 01:17:48 - flickering candle flame 01:22:33 - indistinct whispering and Fade-Out EDIT: I’m so sorry for copying this from the description please forgive me I just tried to be nice for you and let mobile users could possibly use this.
@Dalawall
@Dalawall 5 жыл бұрын
Smellslikesarcasm xD
@vincent1112
@vincent1112 5 жыл бұрын
Tank you
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
*1:22:33** Yo dawg I hear you like whisperin* So I put whispered whisperin in yer whisperin video
@snackychan420
@snackychan420 5 жыл бұрын
Thx dude
@idiotsandwich9205
@idiotsandwich9205 5 жыл бұрын
You deserve a frickin statue of yourself!
@swipeswifejess3234
@swipeswifejess3234 2 жыл бұрын
When I hear 'you're safe. Everyone's okay' in the inaudible ending. Thanks man.🥺
@carsonob3313
@carsonob3313 27 күн бұрын
This is the first asmr video I ever watched back when you first released it and I was so confused as to what was happening
@slund2473
@slund2473 3 жыл бұрын
At 24:16, Ephemeral gives the viewer 15 dollars. This video has 15 million views. Let’s do some math 15x15,000,000=22,500,000 This means that he has given out 225 million dollars, meaning he is roughly the 72nd largest philanthropist. What a nice guy :)
@exorjack
@exorjack 3 жыл бұрын
why am i laughing my ass off at this, it's not even a proper joke
@noxticity364
@noxticity364 3 жыл бұрын
No it has 13 million views
@diamond5712
@diamond5712 2 жыл бұрын
you forgot a 0 in the answer
@cheeseemperor1856
@cheeseemperor1856 2 жыл бұрын
That would be $225,000,000, and the video has almost 14 million views so it’s actually $210,000,000
@ckdunahee4478
@ckdunahee4478 2 жыл бұрын
That math is really really bad, he would have given out 225 million lol
@danielbumchuckle4321
@danielbumchuckle4321 3 жыл бұрын
1:51 when the police come back from checking my basement
@Drifting_Rift
@Drifting_Rift 3 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but ok My dude
@SanctuaryADO
@SanctuaryADO 3 жыл бұрын
I get the joke but I prefer the interpretation that you do calm hand motions to try and lull the cops to sleep so they don't find whatever you're doing in your basement
@ellamellabellap3758
@ellamellabellap3758 3 жыл бұрын
@@SanctuaryADO 😭😭😂😂😂
@chesdigitalized
@chesdigitalized 3 жыл бұрын
Ayo what the fuck is doom guy doin here you shouldn’t be sleeping you should be off spending the eternity of your life popping caps into demons
@mokie7421
@mokie7421 3 жыл бұрын
@@SanctuaryADO i thought the interpretation was both, so it's as if he thought of it right after he put his hands up
@yesandno2953
@yesandno2953 8 ай бұрын
Ephemeral rift this is a masterpiece nothing is sexualized here just actually things to make people sleep ive been watching for 6 years this video always slaps me straight to sleep i wanted to thank you for this piece of art ive never liked eating and their isnt any in this video soft toned voice humorous and care and effort into it the sound your suit makes sounds like the ocean thanks uncle E
@arthurmorgan7532
@arthurmorgan7532 2 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best ASMR video on KZfaq
@ArticulateDesignASMR
@ArticulateDesignASMR 6 жыл бұрын
Man you're just an absolute legend within our community. Had this playing in the background while i've been hearthstoning.
@thelawzback5834
@thelawzback5834 6 жыл бұрын
Articulate Design ASMR man I do that ALL the time 😄
@notmike2511
@notmike2511 6 жыл бұрын
Carsen LaPierre except video games where you have to focus like shooters
@madelineonline4214
@madelineonline4214 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, you are too man!
@ineigreyblade3284
@ineigreyblade3284 6 жыл бұрын
MichKash I usually play these videos to release my tension while playing shooters lol. Tension meaning, I get very inveloped into my games.
@neonlightstm6740
@neonlightstm6740 6 жыл бұрын
Dude.. he looks creepy when he opens the Mofuckin cam!
@nat1110
@nat1110 6 жыл бұрын
For those on mobile: 00:01:33 Assorted calming hand movements 00:07:40 Assorted finger & hand sounds 00:11:07 The Brushing of the Microphones 00:15:06 Fabric sounds: thrift store tie 00:17:30 Fabric sounds: thrift store blazer 00:20:12 Pocket trigger word 00:21:31 Leather wallet tapping 00:23:30 Dollar bills ya'll 00:29:16 Rubber chicken 00:32:54 Fresh lemon tapping 00:36:43 Movies (case tapping) 00:49:47 Video games (case tapping) 00:57:00 Metal chain (soft clinking) 00:59:33 Shaving cream 01:04:05 Nitrile gloves 01:08:44 Medical case zipper 01:14:09 Wood match sticks 01:17:48 Flickering candle flame 01:22:33 Indistinct whispering & fade-out Tingle on!
@bookmulch7379
@bookmulch7379 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hill thanks friend
@NylaVox
@NylaVox 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hill Thanks Nathan!! ✨😍✨
@CaptainSweatpants90
@CaptainSweatpants90 6 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I just wondered what someone who has no idea about ASMR would think about this comment. I guess they'd be freaked right the fuck out.
@HiThereLindsey
@HiThereLindsey 6 жыл бұрын
Grayson Hedrick Yes, well the timestamp links in the description don't work on mobile.
@user-ys1cm1cr8k
@user-ys1cm1cr8k 6 жыл бұрын
HiThereLindsey Why should they work? Why couldn't you just go to the part where the specific act starts?
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