erlandodk 🤣

*beer 🇩🇪

This, when I heard him say hmm, I was like "oh shit, this a tough lock"

erlandodk I laughed with tears at your comment, thanks for making my day😆

Laughed loud as hell at this one, thank you

"Better than most" - LPL should be some form of international certification for locks.

@S T most likely because of that 'high-end' lockpicking tool he tries to sell. I think he would be faster if he used ordinary tools.

ERFGT DSFSDF, it’s not possible to pick this type of lock without a purpose-built tool. Although he designed this tool, he doesn’t make money from it. I think he’s just proud of his accomplishment.

@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 disc locks cant be picked ordinary tools, you need a pick exclusively for them because of how the locking mechanism works, theres no pin to push, you need to rotate individual discs in an incredibly sensitive manner, that's why he uses that tool he made. The two arms of the device are to tension and rotate, so when the discs are all in place it turns easily, and the shaft makes it easy to slide between and rotate each disc without compromising the tension at all, its honestly an incredibly ingenious design.

@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 He's not selling it, mate, its literally a custom tool that him and Bosnianbill made to pick rotating discs. The only way to know that he's "selling" these tools are from his other video about a different company selling a copy of the tool, and he doesnt even get money from the sales either.

@@deividasnavickas That's just asking for trouble.

i legit thought this was either a buttplug or a beyblade

So.. a buttlock?

@@idk-zy9ig let it rip! WHAT *screams*

@@averagephlogfan6475 i laughed my ass off reading that!

It's a Modern lock, designed in Germany^^ we build Limousines that go over 260km/h and it's still whisper quiet inside the car. We are not good when it comes to World Wars but nobody can compete with our engineering skill. My granny had her AEG washing machine for over 25 years. If you buy one from China it'll last 2 years lol

@@psilovecybin5940 sadly lots of German engineering isn’t as good quality nowadays. German engineering used to guarantee it was high quality but unfortunately now that’s not the case

@@psilovecybin5940 we were extremely good in WW, but some of the bosses wanted to much ;)

@@KP3droflxp your parents siblings or something?

@@Adam-yv2lz sadly money rules the world and it's way cheaper to produce in China. H&K still makes the most reliable guns in the world. ^^

I scroll down ....I read your comment...I heard the hmm....🤷

@@nithinsimon6074 me to wtf XD

Yep, I caught that too, that's a rare moment indeed :D

youtubuzr and then click on 1

L O C K I N G B U T T P L U G

Yeah and also where this lock is supposed to be would make it pretty hard to pick because the picking location/position would be extremely awkward even with the correct tool/skills, LPL has always the best position to pick locks, the real position in real situation would make it much harder for sure.

Lmao top notch security 🤣

Abus locks in a nutshell tbh, even their cheap locks are fairly serious pieces of kit.

@@souradeepsil4402 Yea, theyre used bscly everywhere and by everyone in the Netherlands, luxury of living close to Germany ^^

What's weird is that in video 999 (Abus Granit X-Plus 540) he doesn't take this long. I'm pretty sure they both have the same core and tricks.

'Hmm...' - Geralt of Rivia

you misspelled its "satisfied ANUS Customers". yes i know

Wind: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

Legit all they need to get people to buy it LOL. Just put "Lockpickinglawyer stated "hmm" when trying to open our lock. Very satisfied!"

best comment

Craig W: please do a real world test. Get hold of a bike, preferably on the road, attach this lock and see how you get on. Would love to see this happen. Great channel btw.

Albus locks are just... monstrous, they made suck good pick proof locks.

@@barneyrubble5633 or a length of chain attached to a gate

You dont gotta make it unstoppable, you just gotta make it not worth anyones time lol

@@stitchfinger7678 Well that is true for if there's many realtievely equivalent choices for a thief, like a filled rack with bicycles. But your motorcycle might be the most valuable thing on the sidewalk, so a little bit more than slightly better than the next is in order.

Abus Dumbledore?

@@Matthew.Sweeney Abus Perciva Wufric Brian Dumbedore.

"hummmm" , "better than most", "over 4 min video"

@@julienbo "the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made"

@@deletdis6173 how hard is it to come up with an actual name for your custom pick? haha

THAT one killed me!

Underated comment

the funny thing is, it is relatively hard to pick, so it works

Kackpuh there was literally no chuckle in the slightest

@@philidor9657 slight chuckle when he said "bosnian'

I'm sorry, but who is Bosnian Bill.. New here

@@justinthomas1282 They guy who helped LPL make that neat tool he uses for disc locks.

"Better than most..." print that on the lock said the ABUS manager...

There isn't any trophy

You arent funny

@@wileecoyote5749 but there should be!

There's a reason it's called Granite _Victory_

You arent funny

You are funny

I'm funny

@@mrjoe332 yes you are

@@newuardfkt yes are

Well I'll ne dambed.

X-plus? More like X-plug

@@joetroutt7425 idk if anyone got this but I did

@@changoelchango thank you

Old tybo fucked it up again

It's even called the x-plus, that sounds exactly what you would name a butt plug

I only trust Abus with stuff I really need locked down.

MyMusic Account1 Was going to say, if a video makes it to 5 mins is that a 5/5? Do we have a minute / star system lol

This is going to start the Abus lock shortage of 2020, following the great toilet paper shortage earlier this year.

+Quel Tanis I'm getting an Abus lock to keep safe all the toilet paper I hoarded.

​@@markm0000 not all Abus locks are good

1. Find a motorcycle with this lock. 2. Pick the lock. 3. Steal the lock.

You can use it with a chain. That will work for way more than just motorcycles.

@@u.v.s.5583 Good luck with step 2

Could use it to secure your bicycle.

No one said you had to lock *your* motorcycle c:

LET IT RIPPP *goes away spinning in butt-axis *

no, we are grown ups.

Who’s we?

@@asdasda286 only "grown ups" would know what beyblade is. It's an old series at this point.

@@KatsuKasuu I still see new Beyblades in the toy aisles at Target and Walmart, so it's surprisingly still a thing.

Ah, I get it. Because it looks like a butt plug :D

Shouldn't be if you use enough lube

You arent funny

@@sasa-sz7il *You're not

@@andregon4366 The way he said it works too. Just missing the apostrophe on aren't.

@Andre Gon “You aren’t funny” is a perfectly grammatical sentence.

@@tylerdurden629 I guess punctuation is overrated anyway.

I would call this 125 secs, including the jiggly thing he did before picking. Definitely looks safe. Edit: I missed the part he taped the lock. Translates to minutes for a bike stealer. He will try to pick, fail, think about using something to fix the lock... Better leave that bike.

@@flat-earther don't follow the link, this is a bot

@@flat-earther DO NOT OPEN THE VIDEO

Praveen Kumar why I want to now

Perinne just do rhe link lmao

I'm both glad and amused that I'm not the only one who thought that when I saw the video

Aaaaaaah, r/beatmetoit

"Keep safe your anus during the shower in the jail."

I thought it had "anus" printed on it instead of "abus"

@@ladripper47874 You are not alone ...

Plus with his film style, you wouldn't know who to look for. LPL Goated for that.

Sounds like the cord was a last minute addition

@@mickys8065 Considering how subtle it is yeah probably, hope they make another design that fixes it.

You should make a propper video to criticize this lock, cause ot only gets praises on this one 😂.

good to know

yoyofargo thought he was gonna visit his ex girlfriend again? Another back door video?

@@martinrc80 Damnit, you beat me by 14 seconds!

@IamMe it looks like a sex toy... That's where the back door comment came in...

@@Phred_Phlintstoner watch his April Fool video, report back here! :)

this would be a supremely uncomfortable plug lmao

No, that's from the other guy.

@@kempo_95 oh no

TheHolySwordofLight I would recommend changing your locks, but that won’t even slow him down

No she uses it for _butt_ stuff

@@Jamagaha Slows him down by 10 seconds of picking and 2 minutes of recording

Pull the cord like a bayblade and let it rip

lube

"Number 2, binding again. It's still rubbing a little bit, I'm gonna turn it once more. There we go." 3:48

@@TocoaPuffs Don't you just hate it when your butt plug rubs

It’s almost impossible to break in to Area 51 because you would most likely get shot by a security guard when you step into the property. Even if you somehow get in to Area 51 your going to see more guards. I would suggest bringing bodybag cases and a gun with a suppressor

@@KESTRAL23 I'll just bring a tax collector. They seem to work just fine at driving people away

I hate when my Area 51 disc detainer lock gets picked

@@KESTRAL23Joke > You

@@Victoriai-y2m that reminds me of the quote " only two things are certain in life , Death and Tax "

4:05 I think that may be a first

Good enough for the street

LPL: Hmm Me: "Shut up and take my money!"

ANUS did a great job with this granit 69 buttplug vicory lock

It would be even better if you couldn't buy that pick commercially. - when they have them in stock...

*surpasses Tesla stocks*

I know it's a joke, but Abus is not a stock company, but a KG (Kommanditgesellschaft), which is a partnership.

@@TheJan1101 transubstantiationalist?

Everything is easy when you are in your workshop, out in the field not so much

when somebody tries to drill the core, tape does not help, so it is a true feature against another type of attack!

@@DerH0ns taking tape around is not so hard, though. Sure, the thief would need to know that tape works in this case in advance, but I'm pretty sure there are other good reasons to carry tape around, so it's not too much of a stretch to say someone might be carrying it

@@mischa64 If you was going to drill the core you would already have the body of the item secure. So a simple hand grip would be enough.

@@DerH0ns he literally makes this point in every video buddy

Heh... Go on Sparrows website and read the description text for it. This pick is, by now, the definition of a Legendary Item :P

@@andersjjensen It costs $1,000,000, apparently.

What is the link to the item?

@@zaxazva www.sparrowslockpicks.com/product_p/disc.htm

@@mirzaahmed6589 they made the cost a million to stop people from forcing it into their cart since they're sold out

'Beyond my skill level' was what he said about a few of the high security padlocks a year or two ago. But he's definitely moving up the ladder of tough locks.

Took more than 10 seconds for him to pick. There is no point in getting a more expensive lock. They will load it on a truck or use some other method of taking your bike and the lock.

The highest is "This has been in my naughty bucket for 2 years and I wasn't able to open it... and they just released a better one."

@@Mic_Glow which lock is this? could I get a vid link as well?

He probably got it out of his ex girlfriend's back door on the first of April.

We all know what LPL thinks of back doors!

Taking more than 3 minutes for LPL to pick is the legal definition of "unpickable" for locks.

And said he doubts it could be picked in street

ABUS: 180 LPL-SECONDS SECURITY RATING!!

Not far off from a potential Valentine Day's special next year 😂

That is exactly what I thought

edflinkinp it’s his girlfriend

I guess, in medieval times, these were invented for ensuring the princess won't get a secondary defloration.

I really thought it said ANUS

Doesn't stop them from grinding through the disc itself though, which they certainly do if they are stealing for a chop shop. Still worth having one :)

They call grinders "cultural enrichment tools"

@M D please don't use a grinder in one hand and some tiny lock in the other hand. That's a disaster in the making. You only need to slip and your grinder cuts into your hand instead into the lock. If they catch someone stealing something this way they should lock them up twice. Once for stealing and once for working criminally dangerous.

@@Matt-yu5ed well worth it. I use it as my disc lock when out and about and as a chain lock when at home.

@M D And that's not a good way to keep both of them

Here's 300 for you good sir.

www.amazon.com/Abus-Granit-Victory-X-Plus-YELLOW/dp/B00DSGI5CI

@Hell's favorite NPC #69OU812 . exe right now they have it for $120

Still available on Amazon UK

@Hell's favorite NPC #69OU812 . exe Bought mine for 60 odd quid.

He just talked too much. The actual picking took a puny 125 secs, not including taping the lock. Can only secure something as unimportant as a central bank main safe. Edit: I probably couldn't find the correct expression. I said "not as important as" but the correct one is "as unimportant as" IMO.

Santibag u havent seen other lock he picked havent you

@@Crustee0 santibag was obviously being sarcastic.

The picking doesn't start until @ 02:15

@@Crustee0 I edited my expression. Previous one was not expressing my sarcastic thought.

even the crappiest locks most likely aren't picked on the street, everything is destructively compromised if its a bicycle / motorcycle.

@@stevensenlacere1619 looks pretty hard to break the lock to me

@@PixelBoyMiner Just drill or cut down the middle, or buy a new disc.

@@stevensenlacere1619 You're right, nowadays the scrotes just cut the lock off with a battery powered angle grinder.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

missed an h there bud

It's a co***ing, not a jojo.

@@birkbuscher6571 it can be spelled like this, too

@@trrruls its been sometime but i think the original spelling was "jawol" so, ...

When did he said that?

You arent funny

Can someone explain this Bosnian bill lockpick meme to me?

@@JohnDoe-zh6cp Bosnian Bill and LPL made that pick together. Harry (LPL) has always called it "The Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made." It's a meme because we commentators have no life.

His voice was even cracking ever so slightly as he said that

How you feeling my guy? I heard you were sick

@@Tendies7645 I am fine. It was a set-up to locate traitors in my staff. Thanks for your concern.

@@scottsiaens3456 You didn't miss a beat on that one.

What's the backstory on this meme?

So the Bosnian Bill has the same lock pick tool? Where exactly does he live in Bosnia?

now, the term "lockjaw" makes sense **shiver**

We got a click in 1, a little resistance in 2, 3 may be already set

yes, a dedicated professional performing his skilled labor induces a strong sensation of ASMR to me. I was thinking about downloading all of LPL's videos and cutting out just the picking parts to make a compilation, but it was deemed to be too much work (approx 4000 minutes of videos on his channel to edit).

I don't want my teeth to make nice little clicks...

@@rayakoth 4 is binding, you need a filling

I have this lock. Been using it for 7 years, on a bike that sits outside under a cover and gets a ton of rain. No issue, ever. Spray it once a year, never clean it. The rubber bumper is a bit loose, but doesn't really matter. Best lock I've owned, ever.

@@Yvolve I'm in the exact same situation. Bike sitting outside under a cover with no shelter, unfortunately. However, I'm still quite new at this and worry that the bike would actually be damaged by the rain and humidity (under the cover). Do you have advice / recommendation / feedback? Thanks :)

​@@tsubarider13 If you have a good cover, that is soft on the inside, it won't hurt the paint. Unless you're somewhere where corrosion is an issue, it should be fine. Many people I know park it under a cover and I live in a fairly cold but humid climate. Bikes are built to take a beating, I've parked mine on the top of the dune when I worked at the beach for months. I live about 20 minutes away and no issue with rust. They're like cars, which can take sitting in the rain for years. If you're unsure, get a cover with a vent at the top, but it shouldn't be an issue unless you've got a lot of bare metal showing, or it gets super wet under the cover. The main thing is to get a black cover and lock your rear tire to a solid object. The rear is harder to remove than the front. Thieves have to cut the chain to take it, which takes planning or time. Along with a good disc lock on the front, you'll stop the thief looking for an opportunity. If someone has planned to specifically steal your bike, there's not much you can do. I've seen them stolen from locked, CCTV garages in busy areas. My friend had her Audi A3 RS steering wheel stolen three times in six months. Theft on order is a thing unfortunately.

@@Yvolve omg that's an awesome reply! Thank you! I was mainly adking for the rain. It's sitting on a sidewalk so no rain pools under it but I was worried about moisture.

@@tsubarider13 You're welcome! Enjoy your bike and ride safe!

😂😂. When the buttplug has a gas engine you know you're in the deep end

Resisted but folded eventually

@@mrslinkydragon9910 every lock does, given enough time and skill on the part of a picker. The essence of a lock isn't to keep people out indefinitely, it's to keep people out long enough that someone can interfere with their attempt to steal.

@@mrslinkydragon9910 not just resisted, it is very very resisted

It's highly unlikely that a motorcycle thief would be able to pick this lock. But if you've ever seen surveillance footage of locked bikes being stolen when the thief just picked up the front end and dropped the wheel on a skateboard and then rolled it away, you'd be horrified. A wheel lock is better than no lock. But don't let a "good" wheel lock allow you to become complacent about where you park... (For the record, those videos were shot in secured parking garages)

@@blihkeempat740 i donno, it was still less than 2 minutes.

I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.

@@sfmc98 I’ll pick you, but Id have to charge*

I don’t know if a bike thief would carry a roll of tape with them unless it was a targeted attack. I don’t usually have tape with me when I’m out for a walk, coming home from work or in a hurry to get somewhere but maybe you guys do and I’m just out of the loop. Or I just don’t know the circumstances of bike theft well enough. I think it’s still a pretty good design feature on an already good lock.

Toby B. Nook thieves generally (smart ones) would carry tape around- makes it easier to get into windows. Which reminds me of something I would tell prospective clients when I worked at a Locksmith- they’d be calling to organise someone to give them a quote for a high end security system. More than happy to spend $10k plus on this robust system. And I’d ask “so, do you have single glazed or double glazed windows?” Them: just single, normal windows, why? Me- you might want to fix that first. I can send around my boys to install the best security system money can buy, but it’s not much use if all you need to get in is to break a window with a rock. I had that conversation a few times. Also, having to tell people that if a thief is determined enough, they will eventually get in. Big locks and cameras and other security stuff works more as a deterrent than anything else. Funnily enough, my honesty didn’t lose us any sales (especially after I pointed out that it’s easier to lock a safe than a house, and we sold safes). I just couldn’t justify letting some poor old man (figuratively) spend possibly ten thousand or more on a security system that is so easy to get around. And if I sent a Locksmith out, he would have told the client the same thing I did.

@@katherinemorelle7115 also, a high end security system can attract higher tier thieves, simply because a high end system generally implies there is something worth the security inside.

The rotating parts also make brute force twisting attacks impossible. If you grip it with a pipe wrench it just spins without stressing the main parts.

▪ Then ya might be a Numby. 🟥

There are locks that even he cannot open

@@bogingathedolphinking2802 Prove it

For reals. First time I've seen him say true gate so many times. He makes it look easy, but normal people would struggle with it, even if they had that special tool of his.

@@texchu8331 That special tool is the only way you can open that type of lock. Most thieves just ignore disk detainer locks or grab an angle grinder.

Its like when NASA lands a spacecraft