Spent a little more time getting creative with this one. Let me know if you like this style of video, it was a ton of fun to produce.

I'm the type of person that never finishes anything. I watched this whole video. Perfect length, good editing, valuable message. This is a keeper.

Great job on this one: very well produced, and very entertaining. I got serious F9 vibes from it, and that's definitely a compliment :)

I personally think chaining a Pitbull or Rottweiler to the frame is the most effective deterrent. Angry Chihuahua if you're on a budget.

I caught someone trying to steal my bike earlier this year. He didn't like it too well when he almost got shot. You know that criminals are less likely to reoffend after being shot

Ive had 3 motorbikes stolen, 2 were tied to a fence with chains and a disk lock and third was the same but to a lampost, since then with bike #4, I now have 3 disk locks on, an anti grind chain that goes through my front forks linking it to the lampost and an oxford beast lock and chain locking up the rear wheel to the frame and have a tracker/cover, yet everyday I still wakeup and worry for my bike 😂

Years ago when I lived in an apartment, I had an alarm on my bike. I was sitting 3 stories up in my living room when I heard my alarm in the underground parking. I ran downstairs and there was my bike, a screwdriver stuck in the ignition and a toolbox full of tools beside it. The thief was not expecting an alarm! It scared the crap out of him and he ran off leaving about $1000 worth of tools behind. I still have those tools 😀

Fantastic production. The quality reminds me of Fortnine, but with your own unique style, delivery, humor, etc. Definitely a thumbs up.

When l lived in a apartment l put a big eye bolt in a 5 gallon bucket and filled it with concrete. It weighed 80lbs and l chained my motorcycle to it. It made moving the motorcycle a hassle and worked as a deterrent.

I would say the cover is less about deterring lazy thieves and more about deterring thieves conscious enough to realize that pulling up a cover to check someone else’s property is extremely suspicious. Edit: also another easy way to signal “my bike has a disc lock/chain on it” is to use reminder cables, especially neon bright cables running right up to the handlebar. Good reminder to take it off before you ride, good signal to a thief to move on before they mess with the fork lock.

Dude, the choreography in this video, the staging and lighting and use of flyover shots... This kind of work elevates your content to another level.

Once i left my motorcycle at the airport car park and went on a holiday. There were dozens of bikes there. When i arrived, the cover on my bike was lifted up in the front wheel area and hooked up high on the steering bar. Clearly someone was checking what my bike's make and condition was. Because i had two chains on a front wheel and a screemer disc lock on the back wheel they did not still my bike. But i was surprised that even in such place with lots of CCTV cameras around someone still tried to steal my bike.

If there was ever a person qualified on this subject it'd be spite lol. Love the video, everything from the production and editing to the presentation were all on Fortnine levels of greatness. Keep up the great work spite!

This video gives me big Fortnine vibes, the production quality is just top tier. Keep it up Spite we’re all rooting for ya!!

Man I can't tell you how impressed I am with you! Kept your head up and stayed true to who you are. The videos are great. I look forward to them! Great advice in this one. Will definitely look into beefing up my security

Interesting video, to protect my bike i do the following - 22mm chain with large lock, 16mm chain with alarm lock and ground anchor, steering lock, datatag and a tracker. I also sleep in the front bedroom which overlooks my drive so i would hear if the alarm went off. I live about 100metres from a police station. I keep a bb rifle and baseball next to my bed. Getting a German Shepherd too soon for added security. Also have cctv with alarm and voice ability, aka GET AWAY FROM MY BIKE! 👍

Bro this video quality is crazy you need to keep doing this

Love the new format Spite! I'd like to see more videos like this, even if it means waiting longer between uploads. Keep this up, and your channel is gonna be huge!

You were the only reason I ever watched the Yammie Boob channel, so I'm really glad to see you doing so well on your own! Keep up the great work!

Loved the new styling of the video, looks much more professional and production value at least seems higher, great to see it. Carry on the great work and we cant wait to see more videos.

It hurts me that the cover you used is the exact same cover that was on my CRF300L when they stole it. They cut that front strap and just picked it up and took it. I didn’t have a tracker on it. One thing I’d add to the video: beware of your surroundings. People are watching you come and go on your bike. If it’s under a cover, someone nearby is probably the one who stole it. The thieves who stole my CRF moved over two bikes to get to mine. They knew what it was.

You can get motorcycle covers with reinforced holes to pass a lock through the wheels at both ends, making it tougher for them to "unwrap the present". Other than that, this is really solid advice coming from someone with real world experience. There was a big theft a few years ago in North Sydney, where a white van pulled up next to a motorcycle parking bay & the guys got out & loaded up in broad daylight. They went straight for the Ducati's, BMW's & Harley's in front of hundreds of witnesses & no one batted an eyelid, so yes, if they want your bike they'll take it. So if you commute to work & have to park on the street, get a cheap reliable bike & leave your fun bike for the weekends.

Grommie Bear has had his bikes stolen 2 times since moving there. Seems like the city should do something about that.

One of my friends had his show Harley stolen. He was in a resturant eating. People going in and out, no one said a thing to the people stealing it. The security cam showed 3 guys back a truck up , load his chained bike, then drive away.

I used to have a rotor lock. The thief tried to drill thru the lock but ended up breaking his drill. lol But I have to pay hundred bucks to ask a locksmith to unlock my lock since my lock was completely damged.

If you have a ground level door, roll that bike into the living room. I've done this at a many of Super 8's and other outside door motels. Only thing that was ever said to me by other people staying their was smart move! If you're not riding your bike daily and have your bike in an area like spite does as shown here, you could let alot of the air out of the tires and make sure they're nearly flat! Like he said thief's are lazy and if they're going to have to work their butt's off just to push the bike a few hundred yards to wherever their truck or trailer is they might just move on to an easier target. Craftsman battery operated Air compressors can be bought for cheap compared to buying a new bike if you don't have specific replacement insurance.

6:22 for added security put that orange lock through the sprocket instead of that frame.

Lanyard on the disc lock - more of a visual deterrent plus avoids the nasty accident of forgetting it’s there and riding off

Someone stole my R1 in august. Alarm lock and chain didn’t help. Two weeks ago they found it, one half mile away. I had taken out the battery to charge it inside. I have since invested in an AirTag and a better garage spot.

You can also use a Apple Air Tag and a Tile. The Monimoto is a great gps tracker for motorcycle.

Impressive piece of content, the setting, background music and information all matched perfectly. Keep it up Spite!

We do all of the above for when we travel…our bikes live in a garage at home but are vulnerable when we travel

My bike got jacked a couple weeks ago. Got it back thankfully. but it made me up my security game tenfold. I had previously only used the Fork Lock, and occasionally a Cover or Disc lock if I didn't expect to ride for a day. Since the theft I've purchased a Ring Camera for my Parking Spot (apartment life, boo), AirTagged all my bikes, and sank a 1"x4" eyelet into the parking lot to run a Kryptonite chain through. I figure my bikes cost a lot more than my security deposit, and I *highly* recommend defacing your parking lot for the additional level of security.

It’s all about layers. Like cake. I like to have an anchor or something to chain my bike to. A chain around my swingarm or frame. I have an AirTag hidden. I have a GPS hidden. And a secondary GPS hidden. I also use a disc lock with an alarm. I also use a bike cover. But to be honest, parking in light won’t do much. Steering locks are good. Disc locks are good. But you can steal a bike with skateboards. But it’s definitely going to help. Also, adding a camera with motion activation can be good. It’ll send notifications when someone is coming by your bike. And potentially get a glimpse of who did it.

I had my R1 stolen once, it was in a underground garage... thank god i got talked into putting a GPS tracker on it.

I use a cover that clips around each tire, then I lock both wheels , my bike is over 700lbs so no one will be picking it up, the bike is keyless entry with a built in alarm, parked right in front of the camera next to bedroom! If you manage to get through all that and still want to steal my motorcycle, I have my buddy Nine Millie and his 12 friends.. if it happens and I’m not around then I have full coverage insurance lol .

Some bike covers have grommets to keep the cover from flying away in the wind. A cheap thin cable to keep the thief from easily lifting the cover is another level of annoying.

Northern bc Canada, my buddy had his 300L less than a week and someone cut the heavy hardened chain, they tried to wheel it away...steering locked. Bike was in the middle of the street in the morning. I told him next time it will be two of them and a pickup, Sent him a link for an Amazon rotor lock/alarm. It's gone off twice in the middle of the night. They haven't been back all summer/fall

"Is your -family- motorbike missing? Think about it."

Unfortunately in my city we have a lot of professional thieves that do in fact pick up your bike and throw in in the back of a vehicle. That's why it's more important to get theft insurance.

I doubt anyone has ever tried to steal my bike, but here's my setup: #1 The bike came with a built-on fork lock that prevents you from steering. #2 I cover it with a tarpaulin and use two locks to secure both ends of the tarp, you have to cut the locks or cut the tarp to get it off. #3 I run a heavy duty chain through the back wheel and around a column and lock it. So a thief has to remove at least #3 if they have a vehicle transporting OR everything if they planned to hotwire.

Hate the fact that we gotta deal with all these thefts living in our "modern" age. What's wrong with this world?

Cameras and 2A… I know KZfaq is against this view, but it won’t leave the parking area.

1) Piece together plumbing supplies and an upwardly shaped explosive charge. 2) Place underneath your bike seat. 3) Wire circuit to your bike's antitamper alarm. 4) Spooky profit

I didn’t even watch it( i was listening) and it was definitely a notch above. Please don’t burn out though so we can still get content from you for years to come!

Production of these has gotten insane!

Spite, this video was perfect. Entertaining, informative, well edited and put together. Awesome content! I'm glad I subscribed

Very Fortnine like video, which means excellent! I hate thieves. Another way to reduce crime is to move. I kept getting stuff stolen in Las Vegas. Nothing stolen in North Dakota for the last 14 years.

The more videos you put out, the more thankful I am about the YN split. Your style of content is THRIVING in your own space. This is your best video yet Spite. Keep ‘em coming! 🔥

The best anti-theft I found so far is to store a bike in a locker which is inside the underground parking lot of gated apartment complex with 24/7 security cameras surveillance. Nothing can beat that. Nobody even knows the motorcycle is there let alone stealing it from there. Sometimes I even think like "If someone manages to steal my bike from here, well he definitely deserves it". The downside - the price of this luxury. I will not discover anything new, but this is another example how money can solve complicated problems.

cmon y'all lets get Spite to 100k subs right now.

Recently had my 790 Duke stolen from my apartment. Defiantly taking this great and unfortunately necessary advice to heart when i get my next bike. Keep up the great content, love the format/style of this vid. Very useful content.

Literally just had my cover stolen the other night. That happened and watching this video just woke me up. Now instead of the new Shoei helmet I’ll be getting chains and disc alarms and 3 cameras 😂 . Thanks for the video spite . I subscribed

That little alarm was loud! Volume full blast warning! 🤣

New logo animation looks DOPE!

Every motorcycle owner needs to see this video. I used a chain through my back rim on my Kz550 to stop it from getting stolen from my apartment complex 35 years ago. I had the chain through bikes my back rim and through the steel hand rail of the porch. I lived on the ground floor and was in my living room awake at 1:30a.m. when I heard the chain go 'CHING!' and I went outside and found the chain super tight but the bike still there. That cover and the alarm disc lock are a great ideas. I would do EVERYTHING you said as well as a big chain through something like a steel rail or around a light pole or something like that. These days, I would be carrying if I went to check my bike ....with at least pepper spray or a chef knife or bat or something ....because thieves are crazy these days. And the police are simply buried in assault crime...property crime is low on their list of give a darn. It's always best to make the thieves really nervous about stealing your stuff whatever that is. Try to make them steal someone elses stuff. Great video, Spite. Keep them coming.

Videos like this make me wonder just how much the Douchatista was stifling Spites creativity.

Great video ! Hadn’t considered chaining wheel to frame . One of those Xena alarms alerted neighbours that thieves were trying to steal my motorbike. They came with a grinder but didn’t even bother using it to attack my chain . They fled.

Glad you've gone out on your own and ditched that other channel. Love the quality of this video and hope you stick with this format. One thing I want to add is that good insurance is one of the best things you can do to protect yourself when your bike is stolen.

Great production quality on this video, love the graphics on the intro, and speaking of the intro, what an amazing way to get into the video! I feel like the only thing this might have been missing was a bit more light, but it kind of suited the video so either way this was a really great video!

It's pretty obvious who the driving force was that made Yammie so popular. Spite's content is so much better presented and watchable.

My motorcycle was stolen from my apartment garage complex. I parked on the lowest floor close to the exit, and had nothing to secure the bike. It was an easy target. My new bike I park higher up in the garage, park it near a glass door / window, has a locking fork, disc brake lock, and a lean sensitive alarm. Considering getting a chain as well and securing it to exposed metal pipes. I'm just glad I had insurance. Still sucks.

Got a bit of some F9 vibes! Came out really cool

That info is gold and now I am really interested in that break lock it is something that I always overlooked, but Spite I have experienced a lot of theft and now use the Lock and cover but the theft everyone should watch out for and that I am experiencing is the con. Someone for some reason asks for your bike and you trust them, take it from me "DON'T LEND YOUR BIKE TO ANYONE!"

I'm using a multi-layered system: Cover Big ass Kryptonite chain (locked to cover through front wheel very tightly, hanging down off the floor) 2 Screamer bump alarms Land/Sea/Air active gps tracker Grip Lock on the clutch Parked in gear (underground parking) Disk lock Steering lock And since it's a V star 650, it would take three or four strong dudes to lift it. With only 6'8" of clearance and cameras everywhere. (I still don't sleep well and have to look at my bike at least once a day.)

Great job on the video, Spite. I watch videos for the content, but also the personality, and you deliver on both.

Great job, well scripted and the edits are great. Best one yet

It's always a good day when Spite posts! Also this was Fortnine level quality. Keep it up.

Thanks for being real, really helpful 👍🙏

I have an Apple Air Tag hidden on my motorcycle.

Don't bother with steering lock unless its the only lock you have, breaking the steering lock is surprisingly expense if you need to repair. My bike is alarmed, parts etched, big fkoff chain and a tracker. For some reason society won't let me chain a dog to it.

Breaking away from the YN spam formula has done wonders for you as a creator. Good shit man.

The most common theft in NYC are those bikes that aren't secured at all. A disc lock is enough of a deterrent, if they come with a pickup truck or van to steal bikes, they will most certainly have an angle grinder to get your expensive chain off. If the disc lock has a good alarm on it (Xena comes to mind) they can't hammer it off without setting off the alarm.

I was thinking about getting a Navi for my first bike but have been hesitant due to how light and small it is for this reason. But these are great tips and make me feel better. Thank you

You did it! Not sure if it was because a couple of us asked for it or it's just a coincidence but THANKS. To me it seems like we asked and you delivered, and that means a lot!

Loving the format and the effort. No stupid memes, no lists, no fluff. Getting a nice Fortnine vibe and I mean that in the most positive way! 👍👍👍

You missed what I consider to be the most effective and convenient option. Comprehensive insurance. Get the full value of the bike back without worrying if the police can recover it.

Thank you for talking about covers! As a ex master bike thief I been telling people for YEARS to cover their bikes. More importantly to use multiple locks since ANY lock can be picked or brute Force attacked the point of locks is to make it to hard take to long. Me I use a high-end cover with a cover lock 🔒 a simple small combo lock but it's a easy 30-60 seconds. Than I have 2 Anubis disc locks on both wheels adds about 2 minutes plus each have a 140db built in alarm steering lock of course than a kryptonite NYC lock securing the bike to a stationary object it takes about 4 minutes to grind through. All Giving me about 5 to 7 minutes of safety worth of locks alone. I also have a 2 way alarm system with proximity detection and motion detection it alerts my fop when it goes off if I'm to far to hear it but the bike itselfs lights go nuts and the siren is super loud 📢. If all that fails I have 2 GPS systems 1 wired into the bike wired up in such a way that if you try to disconnect it improperly the bike will not run i.e ripping it off which in itself would be hard since it is in an area that requires removal of other parts and a Samsung tile tag tucked DEEP into the bike. I have very bad karma so I take the extra steps takes about 10 minutes to park or leave my bike though 😅

Love, love, LOVE the intro. I feel like I say this every video, but keep up the great work!

Loved and hated this video! Loved it because its great content and really nice production values. The hate part is because I CAN'T F*CKING STAND THEIVES. Glad to see that subscriber number keeps climbing! Come on 100k! Lets go!

This was excellent... I really like the way you went with this video. Stylish, informative and not too long. This is perfect spite. Keep these vids coming and you'll be laughing!!!

If using a chain or similar It helps considerably to fit it in such a way that it cannot touch the ground. That way when the thief tries to cut through it they can't use the ground to work-off like a workbench or anvil.

Get a larger lock (like Oxford boss) and loop it through bike cover and rear wheel . 10x more annoying and also prevents others from stealing the actual rain cover on a rainy day

I knew a guy that had a tracker on his bike when it was stolen. He had the exact location and it still took cops a week before they did anything.

Haven't watched all the videos on this channel yet but this is my favorite so far!

That is som goooooood production right there! Nice one!

Great video, as usual. Absolutely right. All those measures, whilst thouted as "anti-theft", are actually only meant to be theft deterrents. ANYTHING can be stolen given enough time and adequate tools. Heck when my ignition cylinder went bad on the old FJR, I just replaced it with an on/off $0.99 switch from the parts store ziptied to the ignition hole in the triple tree. The chain and disc lock kept the bike safe.

The UK has a big campaign about this. Cover the Bike, a alarm lock at the front, a chain at the back and thats a good start. ABUS has the option to use one key for every lock, so you don’t need to carry a lot of keys around.

that was a great video, I liked it. But you forgot the "MOST" effective theft deterrent. Have a bike nobody will go to jail over stealing! That's why I gave my daughter (who lives in an apartment) a 2005 Honda Shadow 750C, lol 😆 It's a great first bike and no one even looked at stealing it for her first season of riding 😂 One thing you didn't mention about the disc locks is the fact that when it rains the rain will set them off! every time....ask me how I know, smh lol

Ohoho this was one of my favorite videos from you yet!

Absolutely loving the production levels on this vid

More like this format. Amazing, you had me hooked

Really great video. I'm going to update my bike security...

Have that very same bike cover that wound up in the pool at the hotel I was at on my trip to Texas. At least my Harley was still there when I woke up.

I know chain can be cut through, but it can take enough time to maybe draw attention, or perhaps wear down their cutting wheel, and who knows, perhaps they forgot to bring a spare. I bought my chain from a company called Westech Rigging. Its an extremely heavy chain by Pewag (1/2") that is used as traction chains on Terex dump trucks in mines. Combined with a huge Abus lock, as long as the Lock Picking Lawyer doesn't show up it will take quite some time to get through it. This lock and chain set cost over 300 dollars though so... there's that. I also use a huge Xena lock. But I had to take the alarm thing out of it. It didn't always go off when moved around, and often went off when it shouldn't. Still use the lock without it.

Some bike covers come with locks and a cable around the bottom

what you want to do is install a taser under the seat that triggers once your wheel spins a couple revolutions. The thieves will be shocked when they discover it.

I’ve used the Xena lock before. As good as it was it also liked to randomly sound off, which was super annoying with its loud alarm.

Love this style, great work! Does remind me a little of F9, but that’s a great style to borrow from.

Great video, Spite. It's a bummer that thieves in Austin are so bold. Up here in Canada in my locked garage my bike is pretty safe, eh. But the benefit of your experience is much appreciated.