Oh god, a Space Karen. May the gods have mercy on us all. Also, we need to give that ship a fleet of sisters. Preferably just as stable as to survive millions of years. And with some triple barreled turrets.
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
Captain Avatar gives a small nod of approval,
@erushi55032 жыл бұрын
Call the cultured xenos to build Yamato and Musashi, then Iowa, Missouri and New Jersey
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
@@erushi5503 and Wisconsin.
@kashkara_89432 жыл бұрын
A good bartender can weather any stupidity
@brendinolsen15172 жыл бұрын
You gotta love the human elder race stories
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Talon11242 жыл бұрын
Dread Nought. Efficiency in design, elegance in form and Doom personified. May she ride evermore upon the warsong into eternity.
@TheLazyComet2 жыл бұрын
put the caffeine addicted humans in charge of the caffeine establishment to deal with the incredibly aggravated caffeine deprived customers? what a wonderful idea. no bad can *ever* come from this.
@hvarthtonn68702 жыл бұрын
i mean, thats pretty much the situation we have on earth now. caffiene addicted humans serving caffiene to caffiene deprived, caffiene addicted humans.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
Works fine for baristas.
@eliandervalderen58492 жыл бұрын
I love how a simple ship is able to inspire countless Legions of aliens into loyalty. Also seriously mouthing off to human bartender? What was that guy drinking because it must have been higher proof that he was used to.
@brianrussell24412 жыл бұрын
I loved the dread naught story
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Having been a dishwasher and a busboy, I can confirm that food service be like that sometime. Story 2: Our legacy lives on
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
The motto of Lord John "Jackie" Fisher's family was "Fear God and dread nought." He was head of the Royal Navy in the very early parts of the 20th century and modernized the Royal Navy. Interestingly, the Royal Navy was not the only country to come up with the "dreadnought" (or dreadnaught) idea, as the US Navy laid down the keel to the USS South Carolina before the Royal Navy laid the keel for the Dreadnought, but since the Royal Navy ship launched first..........
@trevtall10942 жыл бұрын
Humans have the best on the job training in the universe. The Karens
@MrMokele032 жыл бұрын
Oh, there is a flash packet Flash packet of fame She hails from New York And the Dreadnought's her name She's bound to the west Where the stormy winds blow All away to the westward In the Dreadnought we'll go
@BrunoMaricFromZagreb2 жыл бұрын
?????
@MrMokele032 жыл бұрын
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Lyrics to a song called "The Dreadnought" about a ship called the Dreadnought. Given the second story I felt it was appropriate
@cgi20022 жыл бұрын
@@MrMokele03 it's an odd song when you consider there have only been, to the best of my knowledge, 10 ships to bear the name dreadnought (the 11th is due to be built soon), there were also 2 gunboats that also bore the name and neither sailed from New York as far as I can tell. Every vessel to have the honor of that name (arguably the second most honourable name for a warship, the most is Warspite) has been part of the British Royal Navy, and thus never hailed from New York. Still, it's good to honor the dreadnought's of history, even the imagined ones.
@MrMokele032 жыл бұрын
@@cgi2002 The song is an old folk song from I think 1893, its about the clipper named the dreadnought. She was commissioned in 1853 and if I remember correctly sailed for around 11 years. During her service she was one of the fastest sailing ship owing to her originally being commissioned as a racing ship. When she crashed off the coast of South America it became something of a global sensation as it was viewed as a sign of the end of sailing ships.
@cgi20022 жыл бұрын
@@MrMokele03 that also explains why I was unfamiliar with that ship. It was privately owned and never held an official commission with that name, and is doubtful she was even armed. I tend not to note civilian ships that are using names of warships as noteworthy since generally they aren't beyond their sinkings. In this case she was notable for her speed, I did a little reading, and she set a speed record for an Atlantic crossing between NY and Liverpool which held for a considerable time.
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
The last one is kinda sad if you think about it
@GenStallion2 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it. Shes sailing the great sea above.
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
@@GenStallion but for ever alone without her creators
@seanrobert96612 жыл бұрын
[ second documented contact ]
@peterwall81912 жыл бұрын
First story: WOW! Space Karen ! You mean i can't escape them by immigrating to another planet? Bummer! Oh well, there MUST be a corner of the multiverse without this curse afflicting it. This verse is overrun i fear. Even the first shadow , The Amber of legend , has them. Yes yea, Amber is but the first shadow cast. No you cannot live in the original, Oberon himself barely survived creating The Pattern in reality once. The second time was what killed him. Second Story: Dread naught, indeed! Dude AI goes bonkers a short time after connecting to Twitter, how the hell can they remain sane for millennia, witnessing the insane politics intelligent beings create?
@DragonJohn2 жыл бұрын
Once they destroyed twitter sanity was restored
@carbonbeaker4092 жыл бұрын
Ah but the shadows have such fun possibilities to play with. Be careful about the Courts of Chaos though.
@firedirewolf2 жыл бұрын
First one, quite funny, second one, I am under the impression that science hit the intellectual singularity quite literally since their ship was the only one left, just accidentally caused the planet to turn into a black hole trying to create a smarter super computer
@kyriss122 жыл бұрын
Unapossed under crimson skies Immortalized Over time her legend will rise And her foes can’t believe their eyes Believe her size as they fall While the dreadnaught dreads nothing at all. Fear god dread naught.
@marsfreelander59692 жыл бұрын
That guy: *FIRST!*
@discusmaximus3 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !
@KOWALSKIPEADAR092 жыл бұрын
All hail Agro. All hail the Algorithm.
@eurogryphon4 ай бұрын
That lap around the bar is _exactly_ what I would've done when Space Karen demanded to see the manager.
@identity85812 жыл бұрын
first story : space karen
@mrtodddelaroderie2 жыл бұрын
Awesome stories! Your voice is sounding stronger! Thank you so much!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@santiagoperez54312 жыл бұрын
The name of the beer reminds me of one I love called California Creaming
@losthero0 Жыл бұрын
1:48 playing a WW2 murder simulator and this made me giggle
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@staggeringclutz37272 жыл бұрын
Liked both stories
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
About the first one; You must act like a well-programmed video game N.P.C.. Deny any requests you are not allowed to grant, and explain as such in polite, professional, literal words, with a polite, nearly robotic smile on your face. This lack of emotional response will highlight their own overemotionality to themselves and any bystanders. They will not want to face this, and instead may do one of the following; call you names and storm off, getting the karen out of your face. Physically attack you, at which point you are legally capable of responding in kind for self defense, getting the karen out of your face, though I strongly suggest even then you stare at them like an N.P.C., further highlighting their overemotionality to them, Ask to see your manager, getting the karen out of your face, or if you're lucky; storm off silently in guilt, or even calm down and apologize, getting the karen out of your face. responding in overemotiobal kind will only escalate and prolong the situation. You must act as if the soulless institution you represent; highlighting their own wrongdoings by contrast.
@soffren2 жыл бұрын
I've worked in service all my life. This isn't just facts, it's truth.
@theonetodefyall2382 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
kept going
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Just random noise to Garner the algorithms favor.
@skyrere2 жыл бұрын
I totally click WITH ENERGY!!!!!
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@Fortressofironblood17762 жыл бұрын
Oooh this is good
@klappstock9432 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
#1 is a fun one
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@WiredTurkey3162 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Karmasu_L2 жыл бұрын
The way you pronounce it makes it sound like Dread Not! I wonder if that was the initial idea behind a name like that.