15 Minutes of Comedians on Their Immigrant Parents | Netflix Is A Joke
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3 жыл бұрынFor everyone who didn't become a doctor, yes, you failed. There is a grade higher than A.
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@avi8243 3 жыл бұрын
"life is not a competition" Asian parents: "no, it is"
@summermae8869 3 жыл бұрын
Adiva Khafifati lol true
@carlosamartinezhernandez2191 3 жыл бұрын
will 2020 change this??? ... -hope it does- !!!!
@MrWhangdoodles 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever said that's a moron. Life is competition. That's how evolution works.
@tanyakasim3988 3 жыл бұрын
It's a competition in the Middle East, too.
@jasonlicos 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, in a way. Compete from your past self. Top off what you already have. Keep going forward and soar.
@pinacoladas8217 3 жыл бұрын
"It's also weird because asian parents are the last group of people you can make see a doctor" omg yeah 😭
@maylynbayani 3 жыл бұрын
My parents have 4 kids, all healthcare professionals. And yet it is almost impossible to take them to see the GP.
@huanjessica8189 3 жыл бұрын
took my mother to see the doctor, and doctor said"you are ok, just have more rest". After back home, my mother said"I told you.Seeing a doctor is a waste of money".
@dianephan2633 3 жыл бұрын
They will believe anything OTHER THAN modern medicine. Tiger Balm that stuff will help relieve the pain from the arrow in your stomach. Drinking hot water will protect you from COVID-19.... *SIGHS DEEPLY*
@elizabethbaldwin5226 3 жыл бұрын
VIX fixes everything - every Filipino
@kaceycruz3870 3 жыл бұрын
Be cured by chinese herbs
@miakihayami4519 3 жыл бұрын
"I think she just assumed the stupidity run into my family." I don't think it's something I should laugh at, but I snorted 😂
@soniasimlai562 3 жыл бұрын
"I allow you to live here for free, stupid." - Said Every Mom EVER
@msonar3h 3 жыл бұрын
*I was told study hard and become a doctor, I'm a patient now*
@jikuyemanamouna 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@yanbrigino9702 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@tsnightmare7097 3 жыл бұрын
Close enough 😂
@stressmuffin 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You get to work with doctors!
@kunalnath6036 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@deandean3777 3 жыл бұрын
When Hassan said "Immigrant parents slap your face, it bruises your soul" I felt that
@geethunder1 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yesss!
@isabellerizo3208 3 жыл бұрын
The affirmation
@Nomad-bl4yw 3 жыл бұрын
Belt
@oscarsalazar3604 3 жыл бұрын
"mom, dad, I'm dyslexic" "shut up, boys are not meant to be with boys"
@silkyxcore5497 3 жыл бұрын
Then you had to go to scholl after crying
@jsbedi60 2 жыл бұрын
Read between the lines. The emphasis on money and success is an illustration of the immigrant struggle and immigrant parents do not want their children to struggle and face the hardships that they had to deal with, coming to a new country and a new culture. It doesn't matter where they come from, but all immigrant stories are a saga of struggle and sacrifice to provide a bright future for their children . YES. I am a first generation immigrant.
@guardianofnon-sense7515 Жыл бұрын
I agree and I‘m also a 1st gen immigrant
@pmadiraj Жыл бұрын
Well said !!
@testing38919 Жыл бұрын
You really do sounds like a first generation immigration “I DID THIS FOR YOU MY CHILD”
@jsbedi60 Жыл бұрын
@@testing38919 Yes I am first gen immigrant. Irrespective of where one is, don't all parents want and strive for a secure future for themselves & their kids ?
@jsbedi60 Жыл бұрын
@@testing38919 And I SOUND like a first gen Not Sounds. I am from India and I speak better English than most people from English speaking countrirs
@ohshanana2397 3 жыл бұрын
1:53 omg so true. my mom could literally be dying but she would just make ginger tea and say she’s fine
@typingname7743 3 жыл бұрын
In an Asian household you can only be a doctor, lawyer, engineer or disgrace
@hibsterz7194 3 жыл бұрын
And if you become a disgrace the entire family starts talking shit about you behind your back lol
@deesposable98 3 жыл бұрын
omg so true. it felt like a blessing in disguise when my high school results didn't allow me to take engineering courses.
@emmakj5943 3 жыл бұрын
@@hibsterz7194 AND to your face.
@hibsterz7194 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmakj5943 oof exactly
@aciterecitsuj8272 3 жыл бұрын
The exemption is being a teacher, then again, you'll still get don't behind their back.
@peenklemonade1296 3 жыл бұрын
The holy trinity of strict parents Italian, Latino, Asian. One beats you with the pin, one beats you with the chancla, and the last one beats you with expectations. They all beat your soul. Choose your fighter.
@AtheneHolder 3 жыл бұрын
if that's the case Caribbean parents are similar to Latino parents then lmao 🇹🇹
@ImNotaRussianBot 3 жыл бұрын
Russian here. We get our ass beat. (By our Mom's.)
@shirleytatha8189 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget African 😅
@xeniadiaz4677 3 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@peenklemonade1296 3 жыл бұрын
@candy oh I forgot about the spatula
@WeCube1898 2 жыл бұрын
Asian Parents: - Doctors - Medical Professionals - Lawyers - Engineers - Teachers - Technologists - Entrepreneurs
@saskwatch8580 3 жыл бұрын
7:15 “All this good job good job good job. How about at the end of the day, it’s just ONE good job?” 😂
@peter_parkour 3 жыл бұрын
When they switch accents to imitate their parents it's hilarious.
@ladiibug3318 Жыл бұрын
I do the same 😂😂
@ash-dl8ff 3 жыл бұрын
“Brown love is very conditional” I’m cackling because it’s true 🥲
@ariannahoward4554 3 жыл бұрын
😔
@jackquelinejuat5657 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 it's hurt till we numb
@vodkathespacecat8533 Жыл бұрын
My family isn't of coloured but it is conditional as well
@janetpartyka5968 2 ай бұрын
Trust me, white families it is conditional as well.
@moonisusman4072 3 жыл бұрын
"brown love is conditional" absolute gold
@francescakyanda9182 2 жыл бұрын
I once asked my African mom if she’d ever stop loving my siblings and I, and she straight up was like “yeah I’ve got a list” so yeah immigrants have conditions to their love
@BoyAditya 3 жыл бұрын
This is like their therapy 😂 let it out ..
@Girlforaction 3 жыл бұрын
If you are a child of immigrant parents, it's your therapy period. Flashbacks,lol.
@lilly3923 3 жыл бұрын
Girlforaction frrrrrr
@MsZephyra 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly why I want to get into comedy, just as a side gig!
@stephaniewalker8007 3 жыл бұрын
They dont even know what therapy is
@amilyangelia8160 3 жыл бұрын
"life is not a competition" Asian parents: "no, it is"
@studyandcoffee2211 3 жыл бұрын
Told my parents I couldn’t be a medical doctor, they said it’s ok be a PHD doctor. The atrocity I tell you.
@FJB_USA_1ST 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao just get your PhD in philosophy. Hey as long as people address you as Doctor, that's all parents care. My dad knows that I'm majoring in science and that's all he cares, what am I studying to become in the future, he doesn't care as long as it's science. My older brother just got his degree in Public Administration, he doesn't care about it. It makes me sad sometimes but oh well.
@xxIluvyouguysxx 3 жыл бұрын
Audacity
@skylovermc2146 3 жыл бұрын
@@xxIluvyouguysxx No actually it is atrocity.
@LoreCatan 2 жыл бұрын
@@axydently0 their dreams, not yours. Whatever you do, don't let your parents dictate your life, go to whatever college _you_ want and get outta that house. That's my plan anyway, my mom wants me to go study biology to have a job in shaping fake teeth, no idea why that's what she got obsessed with. Either way I'm not doing it.
@catcher881 2 жыл бұрын
This was exactly what happened to me lmao
@fabihagani6403 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes apart I salute all those parents who migrate to another countries and struggle financially emotionally physically just to provide good future and life to their kids ❤️❤️
@graciet.highhorse6277 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so grateful I have indigenous or native parents, they’ll support me in whatever I choose to do. My whole family/ community in general
@mrp5578 3 жыл бұрын
Being half Chinese and half Filipino, my Chinese relatives wants me to be a doctor while my Filipino side encouraged me to be a nurse😂😂😂 Me I really wanted to teach.
@KristineB917 3 жыл бұрын
Mr P coz more nurses are needed abroad than Doctors, I guess. also immigrant Doctors are prone to racism that’s why.
@xocoolchickxo 3 жыл бұрын
do you what you really love and are passionate about :) best of luck to you because you will be the one who has to go into that job on the daily so choose what you love :)
@iluvjin2 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thisss
@Techie1224 3 жыл бұрын
@@KristineB917 if it needed it would be easier to get those jobs .. no those are probably the most wealth people after businuss peopleand governers which are special jobs earned by luck
@agirlhasnoname8302 3 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔Teach medicine
@mcrorfob 3 жыл бұрын
OMG the allowances for latinos 😭😭😭 I remember asking my dad why we didn’t get allowances & he said we don’t get them because there’s no word for allowance in Spanish so it doesn’t exist for us lol
@elreydelvideo 3 жыл бұрын
@Iron Trolls *Baon?* *What the hell is that?*
@elreydelvideo 3 жыл бұрын
*We just to ask for "Propinas", that exactly means "Tips"*
@pink2056 3 жыл бұрын
@Iron Trolls As a Mexican I have never heard/seen the word "baon" until today. Where I live we say "limosna" for allowance in Spanish.
@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld 3 жыл бұрын
I remember discovering allowances and just being SO confused. Your parents just... gave you spending money? For no reason? Like... I had to save up birthday and Christmas money and make it last a whole year and y'alls parents were giving you a steady stream of money??
@JuanMoreno-un8sm 3 жыл бұрын
Mesada
@jadziaidaris Жыл бұрын
I felt all of this. 😂😂😂. The times I tried to be an American kid to my Portuguese parents were the times I felt all the pain. Allowances. Bwahahahaha.
@axjohn Жыл бұрын
“I hated you when they were making you. SWALLOW HIM!” 😂😂😂
@pikebloemen9166 3 жыл бұрын
"In gay currency, in muslim currency, a baby is like bitcoin" HAHAHAHA
@LadyofDragonstone 3 жыл бұрын
that is the definition of it's funny cus it's true
@jessicasousa5709 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabriella-Alexis Newman sabrina jalees
@YONCE8701 3 жыл бұрын
"Immigrant parents slap your face bruise your soul" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😫 So true.🤷🏾♀️😅 Talk back get slapped; you could be 40.......u still wouldn't talk back.
@rocklesson86 3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@sweetrain50 3 жыл бұрын
This is the truth!!
@m90026 3 жыл бұрын
I did....the pain of the slap was nothing but the hand coming down has been with me forever and I have NEVER done what I did back then again. I'm like yes Ma'am when mom is not in the mood for my foolishness and I'm at the edge of leaving my 20s.
@MeaghanTamara 3 жыл бұрын
@@m90026 I'm black American but I wont talk back to my mother's unless I'm ready to fight her and her 4 sisters. Because they'll gang up on my ass jump me in the streets.
@sb19edits42 3 жыл бұрын
so true like that shit is buried under yout heart forever man💔
@saskwatch8580 3 жыл бұрын
10:15 I want an allowance. “I allow you the lights, I allow you the food” 🤣
@melissaphelps1046 Жыл бұрын
Love and totally get all of these cultures!❤❤❤I’m a Caucasian immigrant from Western Europe but my parents insisted my four sisters and I play violin, cello and piano professionally-OR ELSE! Music lessons,weekly orchestra practice, music camps practicing for four hours a day, while insisting we all get straight A’s, winning competitions, conservatory schooling, etc. The constant pressure to succeed was overwhelming. -Thank you for your stories and bringing laughter to so many!😂
@nickygabstone1308 3 жыл бұрын
Chinese parents: you should be a doctor Filipino parents: you should be a nurse Asians just love the world of medicine
@rhymedelacruz5766 3 жыл бұрын
But hate going to the doctors.
@duaamuhammad3193 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhymedelacruz5766 North African parents are the same lawyer doctor engineer anything else failure
@01leahjoan 3 жыл бұрын
@@duaamuhammad3193 I was going to write that about West African parents
@duaamuhammad3193 3 жыл бұрын
@@01leahjoan my mom said nurse practitioners are off brand doctors
@1rjona 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, and do it for the same reason and its not initially to help other people. For my grandparents, its free healthcare
@BonJody 3 жыл бұрын
My ex is Mexican/Puerto Rican/ Irish, I was so shocked one day when his mom heard him say something mean to me and saw me walk away crying then she walked up to him big huge buff guy and slapped him upside the head then said "what do u do?" Followed by a couple more then her saying "I love this girl you will be nice to her." We Brooke up 15 years ago im still really close with his entire family.
@krystalphan8871 3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly so heart-warming.
@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 жыл бұрын
There’s no love like a Latino’s love. No exaggeration. None better.
@cmarq817 3 жыл бұрын
Mum is sacred in Latin countries
@meddeck 3 жыл бұрын
Mexican/PuertoRican/Irish. 😂😂😂
@jcbulldog533 3 жыл бұрын
That's great to know that all this time & there's still friendship with your ex's Familia!! My Mother may she R.I.P. always spoke highly of my brother's ex-wife all the way till her death 3 yrs ago.
@-ghost-8293 2 жыл бұрын
“I will kick myself back out of this family”
@OmenEchoes 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jo Koy, his routines are always hilarious
@tessajones9393 2 жыл бұрын
My first time hearing him omg he's amazing 🤣🤣🤣
@OlJackBurton 2 жыл бұрын
Jo Koy, Ronny Chieng and Ali Wong are truly gifted. But just about all of these bits were very good...
@sparkymularkey6970 Жыл бұрын
His "crying" voice is so fucking funny! 😂
@thedrunkencatlady 3 жыл бұрын
The pain in Jo Koy's eyes when he says the his mother uses Louis Vuitton purses as lunch boxes 😂
@ah5721 3 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@codename495 3 жыл бұрын
My abuelita backhanded me in a Walmart when I was 23. I don’t know why I thought that my being an adult, and the one that drove her to the damned store was enough to allow me to speak my mind.
@gphillips007 3 жыл бұрын
@Henri FFS, it was a funny story and probably meant to be. Not everything has to be about your feelings. Smdh...
@ertonyrn 3 жыл бұрын
Respect your elders or expect a putaso
@elreydelvideo 3 жыл бұрын
*Fuck, you can be the fucking president and your mom or grandma will bitchslapped you if you respond to them*
@gphillips007 3 жыл бұрын
@Henri Crawl back to your safe space with your "I feel" whiny ass
@Call-me-Al 3 жыл бұрын
My mother stopped hitting me pretty damn fast when I became taller than her (13? 15?) and started hitting back, returning to her exactly what she was dishing out. If you can't behave like a civilized adult despite being an adult, you're not going to get the respect civilized adults get. If you need therapy to stop behaving as emotionally incompetent as a child and you still refuse to do it, then other people are absolutely not obliged to deal with your temper tantrums.
@CLL21 2 жыл бұрын
This was funny AF. I love hearing people from different places talk about their parents, seeing the similarities & the differences to my own upbringing.
@Spitelcread11s 2 жыл бұрын
I felt the “I allow you to live here for free” in my soul
@frenchtoast7742 2 жыл бұрын
So my parents 😂
@mattieearly6792 3 жыл бұрын
“My moms tupperware.....an empty cool whip container.....country crock” I felt that shit deep down
@sadhsingh 2 жыл бұрын
1000% correct in my Caribbean family
@elgenetiamzon1062 2 жыл бұрын
Sooooo true! Probably the reason why I still use empty containers for leftovers.
@stefanmilovic835 2 жыл бұрын
oof or pork fat
@jackiechappell4415 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅👏😅😅😅😅 yep got a whole 15 piece set of each 😅😅😅😅😅👏👏😅
@brandydacanay5743 Жыл бұрын
Same here in my E European family! lol
@Cloverlin 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah... That "Swallow him!!" Grandma No! 😂😂😂😂
@AaryaGhuge 2 жыл бұрын
As an Asian who is studying to be a doctor I have never laughed so hard 😂😂
@LeoQveen34 3 жыл бұрын
Not an immigrant, but I related to these hardcore. My parents are black and let me tell you black parents be on the same waves as Asian and Latino! I love this!
@hanniemilktea 3 жыл бұрын
I know! Did 90s music on the weekend mean cleaning for you too?
@juliannagoodwin2875 3 жыл бұрын
Especially if your family is black and Latino.
@LeoQveen34 3 жыл бұрын
@@hanniemilktea yeah, but it started out with gospel music and then transitioned into 90s
@christina4012 3 жыл бұрын
@@hanniemilktea Woke up to music every Saturday to clean. I'm Nigerian 😂
@ThexDynastxQueen 3 жыл бұрын
My not at all scientific research has established that nearly everyone in the US who isn't of majority distant Anglo-Saxon descendant and solidly middle class pretty much is living the same childhood. No money allowances, everything is tupperware...except actual tubberware, being beaten in a store, the inability to talk back, parents refusing to go to a doctor, etc.
@dikshasvagarwal 3 жыл бұрын
"I allow you to live here for free " is sooooo my parents..
@yvetterene 2 жыл бұрын
THIS!!! 😂😂😂
@alexflores9582 2 жыл бұрын
For real!
@antwoynemarshall873 2 жыл бұрын
Ded azz both my parents
@tetchuma 3 жыл бұрын
@4:35 I remember the time before dyslexia existed. My teachers thought I was damaged as well.
@aliengranpa Жыл бұрын
My daughter is pregnant and now I low key want to flip the baby off when he's born. Thanks George! 😂😂
@myjudgementalself5084 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, us Filipinos never have actual tupper wear containers. It's the ice cream containers in this household.
@LittleVillage24 3 жыл бұрын
That's every Mexican family too.
@myjudgementalself5084 3 жыл бұрын
@@LittleVillage24 well, then, he's even more right. He has a sketch where he talks about the Philippines being the Mexico of Asia. We're right smack in the middle. We LOVE rice. We celebrate the girls turning fifteen. We look kinda similar. Vix Vapo rub/vaseline. Strict parents. ... And now the cheap reused "Tupper wear".
@thomaspapp104 3 жыл бұрын
@@myjudgementalself5084 I'm Hungarian and my mom gives me leftovers in sandwich meat containers. Shit is real across the board.
@myjudgementalself5084 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomaspapp104 well, when you're poor...
@surazal9377 3 жыл бұрын
Plastic chinese food container gang wassup?!
@ivybobadilla1188 3 жыл бұрын
In a Filipino household you'll be surprised when you open a fridge, grab a tub of ice cream from the freezer and inside you find frozen tilapia waiting to be fried three days later.
@nandanapalchowdhury4588 3 жыл бұрын
Same in India, no worries..haha
@nina_summers 2 жыл бұрын
Yes abahahhahahqhq
@nina_summers 2 жыл бұрын
@@nandanapalchowdhury4588 no way omg I find this beautiful
@itshardtofindaname 2 жыл бұрын
@@nandanapalchowdhury4588 in india it's usually saag though
@nandanapalchowdhury4588 2 жыл бұрын
@@itshardtofindaname Well, India is a diverse country. I can safely speak for the Bengalis at least.😋 Actually, we all have different households but we can agree that we find unexpected stuff in tubs in refrigerators
@who3909 3 жыл бұрын
"I could hear the 'aHhhhhhhH' SALLOW IT!" 🤣💀 I'M DEAD!
@rebeccahernandez4627 9 ай бұрын
“I hated you first” 😂
@AJ-dw9ly 3 жыл бұрын
“He checked if the coast was clear” lmaoo every time
@antwoynemarshall873 2 жыл бұрын
My mom didn’t care cuz she took off her belt in the middle of church and went to town fam
@subliminalfrequency 3 жыл бұрын
All that's missing is a Carribean comic because being a Doctor/Lawyer/Nurse ...especially a Nurse Lol...is the priority. Lol
@mmrw 3 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, is that why in America there are so many nurses from the Caribbean?
@medjina12 3 жыл бұрын
Maxwell yes lol 😂 majority of Haitian women after school they just go to nursing school or med school
@robersonrobert4559 3 жыл бұрын
Medjina joanis I feel you 😂. Haitians don’t play.
@Pvlmyr 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 25, in uni, my mom is still like “it’s useless! Become a nurse!” 🤦🏽♀️
@medjina12 3 жыл бұрын
xx 4almyr don’t listen to them girl go do what makes you happy
@ladyloki5293 Жыл бұрын
I felt this bone deep! I'm first generation Puerto Rican and German. I can so relate to the Hispanic and the European comedians. That shit went on in my household growing up and I got both sides of it. Being pushed to succeed is big when you grow up in an immigrant household. And respect is expected or your ass got kicked big time.
@HenryFlores4 3 жыл бұрын
We use the glass containers of Mole as actual glasses in our home once cleaned. lol 😂
@carolinamurtha3102 3 жыл бұрын
“Hates feelings, loves speedos. That’s my dad.” That could sum up pretty much any immigrant father.
@kidzfromthebloc 2 жыл бұрын
"I have so much love for this dog. I don't feel this way for anybody else." I died
@alexflores9582 2 жыл бұрын
Da Comrade. 😅
@carolinamurtha3102 2 жыл бұрын
@@kidzfromthebloc “so much unconditional love” … Like for me 😄🥺? Nope 😂.
@azaanahmed4927 2 жыл бұрын
What's her name?
@celinejb4730 Жыл бұрын
😅 that was my Haitian dad as well
@intercat4907 3 жыл бұрын
"Babies are bitcoin..." Yeah, THAT one is universal.
@ffj7858 2 жыл бұрын
“I hated you when they were making you” hahahah
@josehasing1495 3 жыл бұрын
Omggg jo koy had me dying about the Tupperware ice cream containers and country crock
@noemiecansier8466 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up with french immigrant parents in Hong Kong, the worst thing that ever happened to me was being deprived of crepes and excluded from political conversations. Now I am weak.
@melidoe452 3 жыл бұрын
Loved this comment
@EterPuralis 3 жыл бұрын
Well, there's always the American election to "converse" about.
@melidoe452 3 жыл бұрын
Eter Puralis right especially if we all have a dialogue and not a monologue lol and respect each other’s opinions ❤️
@MeaghanTamara 3 жыл бұрын
@@EterPuralis Shits about to get real.
@noemiecansier8466 3 жыл бұрын
French dinner tables are quaking
@xena7986 3 жыл бұрын
the asian parents told their child to be a doctor "helping people is like a bottom list of the reasons" I CAN'T 😂 THIS IS SO ACCURATE *edit : wow....thanks for the likes 😂😂
@lilbatz 3 жыл бұрын
I'M HOWLING ON THIS! So freaking true.
@audreykoskei4072 3 жыл бұрын
Kenyan parents are just like this, haha
@damilolaowolabi6716 3 жыл бұрын
Nigerian parents are either doctors or engineers 😂😂😂
@cyongyong 3 жыл бұрын
so so true man ...
@muscularsquirrel7119 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂❤
@rajamuthyam2287 3 жыл бұрын
Thats so true! I remember when i was like 10 years old when we go to a temple, my dad would tell me to "pray that you will study well and become big doctors" SO ACCURATE
@jacquelineflathers7871 3 жыл бұрын
I feel that empty cool whip container as a Tupperware
@KhanivoreQniba 3 жыл бұрын
Asian parents suffer from odd social anxiety to the point where EVERYthing is done just for show.
@celestial2091 3 жыл бұрын
thats so true and sad
@warmaudacity3678 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said any better. Every fucking thing (furnitures) in my house just for the. We have to get good grades so that people won't talk shit. We have to behave certain way so that "neighbors" won't gossip. I'm so tired of it.
@lizrod7892 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget asian women also have to marry at a certain age or have kids 🙄 and show that off too 😂
@branddransnothingbuthands599 3 жыл бұрын
@@warmaudacity3678 its kinda sad cuz for me my parents would just be so stressed out for their reputation in the family. We're a full fledge Asian family with own own tradition in each side and it gets hectic cuz of how many things we gotta prepare every reunion and family tradition and how the house should look, how we present ourselves, how much we've accomplished. Sometimes we just gotta help them loosen up with the reputation and do things in our own family way. Our parents were grown up to be like that, to have this kind of living and it must be horrible for them, even if they don't show it.
@branddransnothingbuthands599 3 жыл бұрын
@@lizrod7892 not really a certain age. But they'd nah at you when you're quite successful enough on your own. Usually around after 22 to 35. (Coming from my family experience) kids?? They usually don't give a shit after the first child.
@ricardo950535 3 жыл бұрын
My dad's Dominican, Caribbean farming family. He saw was there for his grandson's first steps. My sister in awe. I'm smiling. My dad says in Spanish "about damn time".
@theflourishingflaws 2 жыл бұрын
OMG the last one!! I can't with that.... 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@norskawarrior1919 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg George!!! "You should've swallowed him" I'm dying over here😂😂😂
@alexiatolas 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s great to go to a school where everyone is as poor as you: everyone has a cool whip container!
@jupiadem4498 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sanityisrelative 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just over here being impressed by the name brand. No off-brand whipped topping or margarine container for him.
@troillandford7679 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@carolinamurtha3102 3 жыл бұрын
What always confused me about the Cool Whip container is that we had one in my house but we never had Cool Whip. I have no idea where that container came from.
@inlaymanstermstv5098 3 жыл бұрын
@@carolinamurtha3102 It was probably a container used for leftovers at a party 😂. That’s where we always got them from
@bluebee29 3 жыл бұрын
Immigrant parents are practical, realistic and strict. They work hard cos they aren't rich so they had to show tough love to their kids. Heck, mine got only soft in their 60s. Despite that, we just know they did what they did for the family. That's all that counts.
@Grinix0 3 жыл бұрын
yeah all immigrant parents are the same 🙄🙄🙄🙄 hey let me read you your horoscope and tell you how special you are i bet you'll eat that shit up.
@humixmusic4lyf 3 жыл бұрын
You've clearly experienced nice immigrant parents.(-___-') If you had mines you'd never be able to say this. (ToT)
@Galworld761 3 жыл бұрын
Immigrant parents are tough. Although, my parents only smacked my butt - “that is why it is padded.” I had a 9 pm curfew at 18 and my sister had to date with a chaperone. The allowance bit was my childhood.
@spreadingthelightofchristj9081 3 жыл бұрын
@PurpleSugar56, you got it right on.
@elreydelvideo 3 жыл бұрын
*Nah, some parents are just dicks, hitting and educate are 2 different things if you're a really bad kid then yeah you deserve it, but for most parents it was the way to handle something that they didn't know and that was raising child*
@ann-mariemeurs952 3 жыл бұрын
That last guy was a crack up. I love his grandma 🤣
@harleenschenk4469 2 жыл бұрын
These touches my soul, I can relate to a lot of these. Now being a parent, I am trying not to be that bad. Also my husband is slowly understand Asian families lol
@skylaratthedisco9120 3 жыл бұрын
Jo Koy made me remember the struggle of getting bullied at school because of taking my lunch to class in a dish soap Tupperware.
@thetayterminator1436 3 жыл бұрын
Man kids are savages, they will find ANY REASON to make you feel like a loser outsider lol… I hated highschool lol
@skylaratthedisco9120 3 жыл бұрын
@@thetayterminator1436 word. Plus, most of those kids had to but stuff to eat at school because non of their parents would prepare lunch for them
@skylaratthedisco9120 3 жыл бұрын
@@thetayterminator1436 so it was like stupid bullying me for having caring parents
@thetayterminator1436 3 жыл бұрын
@@skylaratthedisco9120 when I said any reason I meant Literally ANY REASON!! LOL kids are MONSTERS!!
@choco_ising 3 жыл бұрын
a soap bottle???? cool whip, country crock, hillshire farms etc make sense bjt what do you eat from a soap bottle? soup?
@Verbatim. 2 жыл бұрын
George Lopez had me in tears 🤣🤣
@hon3yflow3rs 2 жыл бұрын
“A la bim bom bam, chingazos chingazos ra ra ra” I’m cryinggg 😭😂
@tabbywang3884 2 жыл бұрын
I want to be in that audience
@hon3yflow3rs 2 жыл бұрын
@@tabbywang3884 same tho
@Keziah2447178 3 жыл бұрын
“Ima go bike riding witb the tamales, ill be right back” I GUFFAWED 😂
@airotiv7916 Жыл бұрын
I loved that line 🤣☠️♥️
@usmanghaffar5348 3 жыл бұрын
apparently immigrant parents have same ways of dealing with issues no matter where they are from.
@CaribbeanCitizen 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely, my friends and I have families who have immigrated from the Caribbean, Asia, the Middle East and South America, our parents may have grown up speaking different languages or eating different foods, but they all learned to parent the basically same way.
@milosmarinkovic797 3 жыл бұрын
Strong family,tough upbringing respect the elders pretty much across the board.
@Michelle-fz4px 3 жыл бұрын
@@milosmarinkovic797 Exactly. I'm Nigerian
@elenapopovic2527 3 жыл бұрын
@Sameer Vadlamani my guess is hes Serbian (from the name, I am too, that's a very typical Serbian name). And yes, there are tons of similarities between our families and all other immigrants. I think americans/canadians/western europeans can learn a lot from us when it comes to multigenerational family ties and closeness beyond the nuclear family. But we can learn a lot from them when it comes to being open minded about careers etc. Basically what happens when cultures mix is that hopefully everyone learns from each other and we all progress further.
@soliskenia 3 жыл бұрын
So it seems.
@kristinaandreikiv5880 Жыл бұрын
It was so funny. I like to hear many different stories. All the comedians were super funny. Thanks!
@zulaikagould9230 Жыл бұрын
Man, this is the best. You guys are so right. I'm a foreigner too and my kids tell me the same thing.
@fateemazahra4406 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is disappointed about Netflix cancelling "Patriot Act" ?
@AtheneHolder 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT!!! why did they???!
@sierralovat5498 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@miiniimiiniijpeg 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so disappointed
@kimallnaturelle 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, they canceled it?!
@miiniimiiniijpeg 3 жыл бұрын
Kim All Naturelle Yep. He made a post about it
@missauroraroseblairsays 3 жыл бұрын
My step dad is Desi Indian (I’m Afro latina) he told me after I failed two classes in middle school to just get married when I got older because I’ll never have a good transcript for college. But I knew he meant well, he was they type to show he loved you instead of saying it. He must love me because he cane to every concert, every art audition and the man taught me to walk. Immigrants are amazing people.
@HS-wu4el 2 жыл бұрын
This teared me up.
@nimbus1059 Жыл бұрын
I love this so much.
@TheGboafo Жыл бұрын
Amazing dad
@liamkisa9862 Жыл бұрын
They are your parents.
@nishinoyayuu248 3 жыл бұрын
“Fukin’ swallow him!!” Y’all 😂
@g_is_supercool 2 жыл бұрын
Damn this segment is so good..so relatable😂👍I need to watch some of these comedians👏👏👏
@chris-rq7dw 3 жыл бұрын
So much love to everyone out there with immigrant parents no matter the country !
@chris-rq7dw 3 жыл бұрын
@DarthLesbian420 No. ALL of them, ESPECIALLY refugee immigrant parents that risk everything to give their child a future. If you think borders take away someone's humanity and need for safety and quality of life, that's a YOU issue, you heartless psychopath.
@katew.176 3 жыл бұрын
@@chris-rq7dw wow settle down. In cases like you're describing, they're offered asylum. Too many times that gets confused with economic migrant, which are usually the ones who enter illegally. The majority are not political asylees.
@pranavanand4305 3 жыл бұрын
That's empirically false. Most illegal migrants are refugees that have not been given asylum but left violent, poor nations to make it here. Most nations don't give asylum to many people fleeing horrible situations. On the other hand, purely economic migrants have empirically almost always been legal.
@Melissacz10 3 жыл бұрын
@@katew.176 Seeking asylum is a long and complicated process, especially for people who don't have the legal or language skills to understand the immigration process. Asylum status is difficult to gain because of how strong and detailed your case needs to be in order to fit within one of the categories to be considered for asylum or refuge. Even when someone has gained asylum, it can take years for them to be granted citizenship. I worked at a non-profit organization dealing specific with providing legal assistance for asylum seekers, and saw firsthand how tedious the process can be. People wait months to even hear back if their case was taken on or not. Political asylum is not automatically granted to whoever needs or seeks it.
@katew.176 3 жыл бұрын
@@pranavanand4305 if they are economic migrants, why would they get legal status in another country when they're safe in their own? I'm not referring to those who get a visa for work or through a lottery system or even a student visa. I'm talking about immigrants who come illegally and how economic migrant is different from an asylum seeker on the grounds they left due to poverty, for example. Violence or fearing for your life I understand is asylum. And although it is a long and difficult road, that's not to say EM gain legal status more often if they came illegally. They have less chance actuall of legal status, because they don't meet the criteria. The original comment referred to legal vs illegal immigrants. So that's what I was responding to.
@sundayvibes2574 3 жыл бұрын
Truth: Asian parents are the last group of people to see a doctor. Relate to this. 🤣🤣🤣
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 3 жыл бұрын
True, especially of some West Asian, e.g., Arab, parents. :)
@heal423 3 жыл бұрын
we first seek some quack doctor, miracle healer or magical body oil rub for few months then when things go south, we ask our nurse/medical field grad cousins/aunt/uncle/niece/nephews even neighbors.
@carol-annebragancaborba6134 3 жыл бұрын
@@heal423 lol buts it's true my mom broke her leg refused to see dr and than Sunday at 4 am I think I need to go to the hospital
@anshumaanmishra3748 3 жыл бұрын
Excrept if the doctor is a relative😂😂
@Luni144 Жыл бұрын
The last one was pure gold 😂😂😂
@sandrameesala6804 2 жыл бұрын
I legit fell out of my chair on the last one 🤣
@suanyquinonez9734 3 жыл бұрын
The Tupperware story hit me hard😂 now I’m the one collecting sour cream containers hahah
@tangenty6987 3 жыл бұрын
*stands defensively in front of cabinet doors*
@wmmv2019 2 жыл бұрын
My mom as well 😭🤣 and now I'm a mom and I started to do the same... at least I collect the ones without the brand names
@liuxiaokun4012 3 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing that can convince these people to see a doctor." That hit me so hard. I haven't stepped in a doctor's surgery in 4 years and I am honestly unsure if I have a tumour despite being a minor.
@nicolesolomons5137 3 жыл бұрын
Please go to the doctor
@sakurafujioka9539 3 жыл бұрын
Go to the Doctor.
@laneyowner 3 жыл бұрын
If you think you might have a tumor GO! Even if you are wrong you can't take the chance
@hariomkushwaha9773 3 жыл бұрын
Bro pls go to see the doc. We care about you.
@cladovalle7057 3 жыл бұрын
Hello dear, I'm an ER doctor. I'm from Brazil (I work at two hospitals in Rio de Janeiro), therefore I won't be able to help you physically, but I will say this: please, go see a doctor. If it is, in fact, something serious, the sooner we can investigate it, the better. If it's not something serious, you'll: 1) at least have some peace of mind; 2) have a doctor who will be your reference for when you don't feel healthy.
@bluekai3317 2 жыл бұрын
Asian Parents: borrows money from child, promises to pay later But when you remind them or even ask them when they'll pay they gonna be starting to remind you and give you a whole damn lesson for all their expenses spent on you since you were born.
@oclover8994 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Mexican parents do the same shiiieet!
@vaneenusa1776 2 жыл бұрын
Hispanic parents are the same lol
@francescadi5676 2 жыл бұрын
My mom did that with my car 😂 lol
@lady33357 3 жыл бұрын
the first guy deserves a standing ovation lol
@traceysouth1047 3 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong, LOL the old woman exercising in the park ! I see this ALL the time hahaha. These comedians are all hilarious, thank you I needed that !
@a697ag 2 жыл бұрын
I live in a building with a lot of elderly Chinese. It's that exercise and the military like marching. I was hoping for some tai chi when I moved in but noooo
@theohuioiesin6519 3 жыл бұрын
Eats sausage three meals a day and loves Speedos😂😂😂😂
@jenhuffine7030 3 жыл бұрын
The best part is there’s so many things that is just parent things from certain ages. Jo Koy definitely made me remember spaghetti in a country crock container lol
@risuwolf 2 жыл бұрын
3:40 In my high school computer course, before we took our final exam, our teacher calculated the highest grade we could get on the final that would result in a failing grade for the course. Me and this other guy who actually did our work were both making 100 in the class so we would have to score negative points to actually fail (we could skip the final altogether and still pass) but just for fun we decided to try and come up with fictional ways we could make a negative grade. All I remember that we came up with was spell your name wrong and turn it in on a piece of cheese 🤣
@Ravenstrike721 3 жыл бұрын
I'm white and I feel this on a personal level. My mom and grandma tolerated no disrespect. I wouldn't even cuss in front of my grandma as an adult. She was a fiesty old German lady, and she feared no man.
@carolinamurtha3102 3 жыл бұрын
Foreign grandmothers are a whole other level.
@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 3 жыл бұрын
Uff I get the German grandma part - I’d never cuss in front of my grandma for fear of the look of disappointment 0.0
@PamB95 3 жыл бұрын
My grandma yelled at my dad in German, that's so the rest of the family had no idea what they were saying. My older brother learned German that way lol. Unfortunately, she passed before any of us kids grew up.
@mcost4098 3 жыл бұрын
My grandma's Irish and usually very soft spoken and sweet. The ONE time any of her kids, grandkids, or great-grandkids (there's a lot of us) ever cursed at her was my uncle, who is her only son, her cherished child, her uncontested favorite child. The entire family stepped back, no one was gonna get in her way to slap him into next week
@alanai1981 3 жыл бұрын
German is a different kinda white lol
@benjaminishedrack541 3 жыл бұрын
Savage grandma 😂 😂 "I hated you when they were making you"
@DicyaninGlass Жыл бұрын
Sitting here at work..looking at my lunch…in a cool whip container!!’ 🤣🤣
@shadowsmoonlight 3 жыл бұрын
These were amazing. More please. I loved the first and last especially☺🤣
@netflixisajoke 3 жыл бұрын
Ronny Chieng & George Lopez are amazing! Don't forget to subscribe to get your regular dose of funny! bit.ly/2Kncxw6
@lunabrights4073 3 жыл бұрын
Dude when he said they'd check if the coast is clear before slapping you up....I FELT THAT. But my parents wouldn't even look around. It was so habitual that they'd just slap me up anywhere. I make fun of it till this day, but those are some dark memories I got to live with.
@appleWhisky43 3 жыл бұрын
My dad has PhD in electrical engineering My older brother has PhD, same major I have Master......and my dad keeps telling me to learn cooking
@jasminesmith1038 3 жыл бұрын
Being able to cook gets the girls (or boys) lol. Or you can just do it for yourself, if you ever crave food lmao
@mumtaaj 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasminesmith1038 True.
@CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 жыл бұрын
LISTEN TO HIM. Being with guys who don't know how to cook, or actusl life in practical ways is like.... nah. Just nah. Girls might think the guy's cute when they're younger, and priorities are generally retarded, but by age 30 etc, the more actual life things guys can't do well, the more infuriating it can be lol. And it tends to be those things which make or break a union. If a guy can cook, it is honestly such a massive win.
@jennakarpe2783 3 жыл бұрын
I admire your family though for their drive
@CindyRoy57 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure your father means well. My father carried on the ancient Japanese tradition of men not even being able to cook an egg properly.
@spomusmo2349 Жыл бұрын
The cool whip and country crock container 😂😂 brought back memories.
@swaggchu789 Жыл бұрын
I still use the Cool Whip containers 😂
@pinknfloofy4972 3 жыл бұрын
The Irish Catholic houses being like “We eating? We pray!”, “You have a test? We pray!”, “You wanna get a doll? Pray and God will get you that stuff!” B-But, first, we pray in English and then, Gaelic. Then English again.
@suqmaddiqq 3 жыл бұрын
Irish* You must be Irish American lol
@yeetngreet148 2 жыл бұрын
@@suqmaddiqq Gaelic is the Irish language…
@lovepeace6537 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@orlab4459 2 жыл бұрын
@@yeetngreet148 actually we call our language Irish, not gaelic. The word Gaelic is derived from the Irish word Gaeilge, which translated means Irish. Anyone who claims to be Irish and says they speak gaelic might be descended from Irish people, but no actual Irish person would say that. Also, most of us don't speak Irish, English is our first language.
@ZunairaKhan-cz2yk Жыл бұрын
That's like every Muslim family ever too. Pray for everything!!
@frogandtoady 3 жыл бұрын
when you realize comedy is the only representation in media you have LMAO
@ericgabrielbautistajaimes9187 2 жыл бұрын
Eastern Europe?
@yoonjeongsoo9378 2 жыл бұрын
who gives a fuck
@Bluescaraab Жыл бұрын
Right???!!
@wilsoncoronado8569 Жыл бұрын
That’s all we need 💯
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